>mfw i heard someone sneeze in my house and I live alone

>>17548240
Auditory hallucinations.

I constantly hear sounds like a TV being on, or people talking, then when I focus they fade away.

Just the buzzing of your mind. Also, your body does make some strange noises, but chooses to ignore mostly.

>>17548240
I have been in that half awake stage in the morning and heard my name being called by either my sister's voice or my mother's - just loud enough to hear over the white noise from the air conditioner, but just soft enough to not be su.

Both times I was alone in the house and the person I thought was calling me was at least 6/miles away.

>>17548260
Ye auditory hallucinations are a viable cause, still pretty weird imo!

>>17548272
Ye I here knocks and other sounds more than i'd like in my house considering i'm by myself most of the time.

I hear police sirens in the shower

>>17548298
haha that's pretty specific

you paranoid of the police? what'ya hiding?

>>17548306
>what'ya hiding?
>>17548298

Sounds good, can I get sum?

>mfw I unknowingly shared an apartment with 2 other people for 3 years. All 3 of us were unaware of this

only found out when I noticed a smell of shit one day and realized someone was taking a massive dump in 'my' bathroom

>>17548240
Your ass sneezed.

>>17548516
How the fuck

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>>17548240
>Mfw i just saw this post the moment i sneezed

ITS ME

>>17548516
Explain this please.

>>17548240
Did you say 'bless you'?

sorry OP, it's dusty in your closet

>here doors opening and closing all the time at night
>random sounds that sound like lightswitchs clicking on and off, even where there isn't lightswitchs
>random noiss from inside the walls all the time
>multiple rooms which no- one has been in for weeks
>parts of the house where i have never been
>live in the countryside with australia tier internet
>it often cuts out for no reason, with phone lines
>random cold spots
>most of house was built in the 80's but some parts are hundreds of years old

So i live a pretty ghost free lifestyle

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>>17549394
>here doors opening
>random noiss

Huh?

>most of house was built in the 80's but some parts are hundreds of years old

Oh, that makes sense.