Asia stories

>>17516828
Just got back from a month there and the northern jungles are spooky when hiking around. Standard Asian folklore of small mischievous creatures that fuck with you and lead you off the trail

Spoopiest thing there is the tranny ping pong shows

no Asian spoops? come on /x/ what are you even good for

>Driving home from Kuantan, a coastal town in Malaysia.
>Decided to take the old country roads back.
>Malaysian back roads go thru rainforests and palm oil plantations and the roads are hella bendy.
>Ended up caught in a rainstorm at night.
>Driving slowly when I hear a load thump on car roof.
>Keep driving but fighting the urge to floor it.
>The few cars that I pass high beam me.
>Passed the first village with street lights and heard another thump on my roof.
>Got home, found claw marks on car roof.
>NOPE

>>17517314
It's spring break and there's an influx of shitposters. You could also stop being lazy and find some yourself to post.

>>17516828
>implying you aren't going to fuck underage lady boys
I'm on to you, mister.

But in all honesty they really need to sort that shit out.

>>17518705
Could it have been a sloth? Spooky nonetheless.