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>>17509361
>be OP
>be a massive faggot
>want greentexts, but don't contribute
>suicide is the only option
>kill myself

>>17509368
Cont.
>my death is only the begining
>travel as a ghost
>see my skelington
>4spoopy8me
>nope.gif
>find succubus crack-whore
>she succs me
>my ghost is kill

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

/thread

> Me, about 6 years ago (19 yo)
> Atheist as fuck
> Dont believe in ghosts and anything like that
> Laying down in a bed, looking at the ceiling lamp
> Some was wrong an differet with the light
> (No alcohol, no drugs)
> Couldn't stop looking the light
> Warm, and peaceful feelings coming in
> Quite weird

>>17509404
Ay you're a rockstar

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>mr.smith was a simple man
>then one day
>suddenly
>he turned around and
>there it was
>re-post this five times and it will not be there when you turn around.

>be me
>wanting to greentext a story
>shadow people involved
>happened for real
>nobody ever believes anyways
>fuckit.jpeg

>be me
>no don't, I changed idea
>I don't like talking about myself
>so do you

bye

>go on a date with a chick
>i park my car and start making out with her
>i start feeling on her pussy
>she stops me and says shes not that kind of girl...
>whatever bitch
>i drive off
>later I see a bloody hook on the door handle
>i drop her off and go home
>my mom grabbed me from under the stairs as soon as I walk inside and said "i heard it too."

>>17509590
Instructions unclear, hooked dick on my door handle.

>be reincarnated as a human with no recollection
>have a weird and strange life
>avoided death several times
>never get sick
>get visited by apparitions
>learn through trial and error I'm Gods vessel
>come to 4shit
>use meme magic to help other shitheads

>>17509628
Lol "I'm God's vessel" you mean you are schizophrenic..

>>17509628
He speaks the truth shitlord. Listen to him. I believe hes our lord and savior Kek incarnate.

>>17509637


Nope I don't have it m8, been tested b4

> b me
> dont blelive in gohst
> play bludy mary evry night
> 1 nite she appear
> fcuk u bitch
> stab hur
> tuhg lyfe

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> Me and my friends are going to the midnight premiere of the first Hobbit movie.
> We were at one of their houses when I suddenly got very very exhausted and fatigued. Since we were in HS and we had to wake up at like 5:45 every morning, I didn't think anything of it
> The problem is I had two tickets on my card, so I had to drive the friend to the theater, get his ticket, and then take him back
> I'm not feeling any better. After I drop the friend off, it's dark and I turn up the radio to stay awake.
> I select a radio station I had seen a sign for on the road, but there must have been interference because it was a mix of happy Christmas music, fiery Baptist preaching, and loud hissing static all playing over each other
> For the rest of the 15 minute drive home, I did not see a single car on the road. Not one. And it was only about 8 PM.

> Radio finally clears up when I reach the freeway that my home was next to, and I see cars again.

> tfw I saw the world end

>>17509640


I see good fortune and prosperity coming your way

>>17509666

666 is good luck btw.

The Devil isn't evil, he's a glorified prison warden