/x/ and sex. How can they be mixed?

>>17501223
with some edm in the background

oh wait what kind of x are we talking here

>>17501223
se/x/

When I was an edges teenager I dated a boy who's parents were in a cult.

Once we fucked in the basement where they practiced their cult stuff and started hearing like, animalistic sounds. He got really scared and wanted to leave but like I said I was edgy and dragged him back on top of me.

After several more minutes the sounds suddenly stopped and I felt like I could see people in the darkness around the room. I got scared but he was still fucking me and didn't seem to notice anything.

I was about to ask him to stop so we could run upstairs when my hand on his back got touched by fingers but not normal fingers, they felt weird, like scales I guess and it was like being shocked.

I jerked really hard under him and he jumped off of me and was trying to pull me to my feet but I fainted.

Woke up and he had taken me to the living room and I cried for several hours before going home.

>>17501223
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bz-KmaKZn5rlb0pjR2k4T2o2YWc

found in >>17491311 so use with caution, I guess.

By going into your mum's attic, dropping acid and fucking a flesh light in the dark

Pretty /X/

Have sex in an abandoned mental hospital at night while blindfolded.

>>17501334
Pretty hot. Got any more stories? Or can you at least go into more detail with that one?

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>/x/ and sex.
>How can they be mixed?

Madness + nothing = Madness

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>>17501518

>>17501334
>and I cried for several hours before going home
So you should little slut

>>17501334
ew are you gay or something

>>17501223

I want to learn magic so I can become a qt, a young one, then I will attract people with my boobs and butt, and then I will use magic to fuck them during their dreams, I want especially to be assfucked and cummed inside.

My target is to have people sin as much as possible and reject Jesus.

>>17501654
U know that's not nice to jesus

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>>17501223
incubus & succubus, sirens of the sea, old hag, etc.

sex is like magnets, bisexuals don't exist, and if they did they're either attractive or repulsive.

>>17501537
Don't you know /x/ has alot of chicks?

>>17501737
How limited you are...sex in it's pure, raw form, has no gender. It's an energy. When performed correctly it can take you to a place, outside yourself...

>>17501223
Research Tantric sex...all about aligning your chakras. Also Alister Crowley had a lot of sex magic practices...also look into why witches "ride" brooms while "skyclad"...

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>>17501223
I cannot remember a year of my life clearly. I know only, through facebook posts, hazy recollection and the testimony of those who were and are now closest to me, that I was deeply obsessed with the works of Allister Crowley and spent most of my time high on marijuana and peyote. Some of my clearest memories are of ritualistic sex orgies, with like, five or six other 'fellow travellers'. Yes, male and female. Fuck knows if I was part of some cult or not, but I ended up sobering up in the back of a friend's car. Aparently, he'd found me ranting in tongues, down on the beach, near the spot where we'd get pissed and smoke as kids. Yeah, I don't fucking know either. Don't do drugs, kids.

>>17501737
>bisexuals don't exist
Wtf? Please take your meds. Now.

>>17501773
Details?

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>>17501223
Im 28 and have only had sex once in my life, to a fat girl that smelled so horrible down there that getting it up was an outstanding feat. That was 2 years ago.

It's paranormal why I haven't killed myself yet

>>17501664

Well, he's the one pretending buttsecs is a sin.

>>17501764
why witches "ride" brooms while "skyclad".
Awesome.
"So why do the brooms fit into this? Because to achieve their hallucinations, these early drug users needed a distribution method that was a little more complicated than simple ingestion. When consumed, those old-school hallucinogens could cause assorted unpleasantnesses—including nausea, vomiting, and skin irritation. What people realized, though, was that absorbing them through the skin could lead to hallucinations that arrived without the unsavory side effects. And the most receptive areas of the body for that absorption were the sweat glands of the armpits ... and the mucus membranes of the genitals.."

>>17501223
They cannot be mixed.

>>17501223
Tell her to stop taking her beta blocker for one month. call bullshit on some inane thing , fight then fuck.
Shit is paranormal

>>17501744
>actually believing there are girls on /x/

>>17501223
>/x/ and sex.
>How can they be mixed?
u cant spell sex without /x/

In HS my gf at the time was eating me out in the back of her mom's SUV and we heard a thud outside the vehicle.

She stopped and I sat up just in time to see a rock hit the back hatch and we freaked out and got ready to drive away.

We had at the end of this one lane gravel road and had to turn around to leave and as we turned the headlights caught his hulking fucking gray thing step further into the tree line.

I'm fairly sure bigfoot ruined my sex life because we were too deep in the closet to have sex at home and too afraid to ever go back there.

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>>17501223
Fearboners.
/d/'s creepy waifu threads.
Slasher movies often show a lot of skin. Eros and Thanatos tend to play well together.
Some varieties of neopaganism do sex magic(k) and/or involve nudity.
One method of charging sigils is sexually.

/x/ fits into every area of your life that you want it to. You can eat /x/, sleep /x/, read /x/, work at an /x/ job, furnish your home with /x/ decor.

>>17501223
se/x/

GHOST BLOWJOB!!!

>>17502793
>bigfoot ruined my sex life
Quote of the week. Bravo, anon. And, commiserations, of course.

>>17502833
we did it 4chan

>>17502896
*ghostjob

>>17502829
/x/ jobs for uneducated people?

>>17502987
Security guard, custodian, occult bookstore underling, asylum orderly.
In other words, either work somewhere old and spooky, or work with spooky people. There's a guy who comes by every few months who drives a taxi in Maine.

>>17502793
You in australia? They have those ape cryptids that throw rocks.

>>17502545
why do you think this is the most irrational board on 4chan

>>17501518
> + nothing does nothing
> x nothing = nothing
> something ÷ nothing = everything

>>17502056
Pics of ham beast? Maybe Sasquatch from sasketchewsn

>>17502896
Are there sex creatures that can be summoned from another dimension.

>>17501223
very carefully

>>17501223
>take the /x/
>have the sex

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>>17501223
Satanic sex magic.

>>17501654
You'd make a good witch.

>>17501654
Sometimes I fuck my girlfriend in the ass while we watch horror movies. She fucking loves it, especially when I cum deep inside her with my balls up against her clit.

>>17505429
degenerate

well the fact that i'll never have a dime sexy ho in my sheets makes me want to kill myself. so i'll do it and be a spooky ghost haunting those who get dime sexy hos in their sheets.

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>>17501223
kill thyself

>>17504819
holy shit I never thought of that

>>17505552
Are you lost little one?

>>17505727
lost in time

>>17501750
>sex in it's pure, raw form, has no gender.

Sex literally means male-female, energy has polarity as well.

>>17501334
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for 500, Alex.

>>17501240
/thread

>>17504819

well played.

>>17501223
you want to combine sex and a paranormal image board? what?

>>17508052
When?

>>17508052
Cum for us please.

Put bed sheet over yourself. Cut holes for eyes and penis. Repeatedly say boo! boo! boo! To your girlfriend. Have her scream in horror.
Police show up. Open door with ghost erection. Say boo!
When they tackle you wrestle with them while screaming boo!
Attempt to rape police officer while yelling boo!

>>17501223
>not having a gf possessed by succubi
>not letting incubi possess you and give you godly powers in bed

ishiggidy

>>17509941
dones solly sticky keyboard

I've read some messed up abuse stories in green text threads.

>>17501223
roleplay is its entire fetish already OP

>>17501744
There are no girls on 4chan you aspie

>>17503050
Is Maine taxi guy even around anymore?

>>17501223
uninhibited, unimpeded and unintruded love

paranormal as hell