what the Fuck does this mean.

It's only some primitive map of the solar system. Probably Mayan/Greek

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It means nothing, don't worry about it.

Nah, like can anyone actually read this thing? I can do many things, this is not one of them.

you are manipulative and sort of charismatic. a talented and assertive communicator. consider a long-term career in politics.

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>>17493036
Lol I wish. I do really well with my security firm. My boss calls me the de escalator because I can deal with people. I'm from pol, nobody in their right mind would vote for my platform. Cept maybe y'all.

>>17493048
you wouldn't necessarily have to run for office. you could be a speechwriter or a public relations guy for a politician. some of the activity in your chart suggests you stand to make powerful and wealthy friends. you should take advantage of that

>>17493101
Considering I work primarily in close protection for people willing to throw down serious cash, I will keep this in mind

How the hell can you tell by looking at it? What do the angles mean?

>>17493150
they're the angles between the different planets. the red ones are oppositions (180°), the blue ones are trines (120°), the purple ones are squares (90°), and the green ones are sextiles (60°).

>>17493175
Okay, so what angles are preferable? I mean are there angles that just plain suck?

what are these things OP? how does one make it

>>17493198
generally, trines and sextiles are considered beneficial, and squares and oppositions are considered challenging. the angles are mostly used for interpreting transits in order to do personal horoscopes, though. what matters most in the natal chart is the placement of the planets in signs and houses.
>>17493202
http://astro.cafeastrology.com/natal.php

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I finally got mine

what does this mean, am I the chosen one or not?

>>17493240
Thanks for all the insight anon. Is there a house or sign dominant in this chart. Besides Libra naturally. Again I'm really new to any of this star business.

>>17493285
it means you put in today's date instead of your birthday you goober :^)

>>17493320

What the fuck it asked for date.... HEY HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW...

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Here's mine

>>17493320
Lel

>>17493323
I'm new to this too, no sweat. Had a giggle tho m80

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Done. Am I the chosen one OR NOT

>>17493340
I see a Pac man.

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R8

>>17493458

I see a lot of potential in you. I've been analysing this type of stuff for a while now (7 years) and I've never come across something like this.

Could you please post a picture of you for a better analysis?

>>17493458
whoah, that is really, really disturbing

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>>17493464
Ok

>>17493488
Watlol

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Does this mean I can eat Doritos forever?

>>17493510
I was just joking, I don't know anything about this shit. Although that face you are making is kind of disturbing.

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Do me?

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Seeing as we're all posting charts, let's see if I can't find a good match in this thread.

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>>17493520

>>17493519
Are you the one who told me to post the face?

>>17493531
Shit didnt mean to quote

>>17493534
nope

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I have no idea what this means please help

>>17493502
>le libra face

>>17493534
>>17493502

I am still working in your case.

Had to contact a friend of mine for this.

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The descriptions and explanations on the site were pretty close, actually.

I got a bit spooked when it mentioned my possible, eventual death though.

>>17493593
That's strange

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What about this?

>>17493717
Looks stressful....

>>17493553
anyone?

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>>17493458
I think there is something about when planets occupy 1/3 of the sphere.
hah, looked similar to mine, more angled though.

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please explain this to me. I have always read up on astrology but never got the hang at interpreting

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>>17493725
Pardon, this is the right one, it is stressful yeah

>>17493458
>>17493553
>>17493753
>>17493760
>all these people with completely empty hemispheres

the fuck is going on ITT?

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>>17493012
Someone pls explain myself to myself.

>>17493012

> Sun in Libra, Moon in Taurus
You're a very laid back person, very heartwarming and kind to others. You communicate well and get along with anyone. You love your family and staying in your cozy house.

> Scorpio Rising
You can be secretive, sometimes mischievous at times, perhaps you have an inner dark side that you sometimes protest to the outside world.

You seem to have a very complex character, friend.

fucking natal chart do my shit for me threads.

i'm noticing a trend in /x/

>>17493988
I mean to say 'portray' not 'protest', my bad....

>>17493994
>Literally 10 pages of explanations
>guise I'm really bad at reading
>c-can you please read it out, post the recording so I can download it and put on repeat so when I go to sleep I can listen to how special I am.
>tnx guise, astrology really means a lot to me.

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What does this even mean

>>17493012
>What the hell does the shape mean? Also, is it bad?
Looks like Path of Darkness.
Very bad.

>>17493593
>>17493502
>>17493458
Guess I'm not getting a reading?

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Thoughts? Anyone can dicipher this?

>>17494209
Click on a planet for more information...

>>17493954

From what i have read (thats my chart), natal charts that are heavy on one side (lacking even distribution between the planets) are said to be "specialists." They should focus their minds on one aspect of their personalities and develop it because they have the potential to be among the best at whatever they choose.
But this is just what Ive read.

My interest is in the ASPECTS between the planets. Or the angles or whatever. Anyone good at this? Please help me.

>>17493760
That's mine ^^^

celebrating my birthday here's my chart.

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>>17495080
Derp

i worry about you all sharing your info like this, it's your perogative naturally but just be careful and try not to get astrally butt raped

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Could someone read mine?
I'm very conceited and love to hear things about me

>>17495131
Good looking out. I reckon it could happen.... keep you astral ding ding away from my astral anus... k family?

>>17493012
where do you do this?

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mine is pretty cancer loaded.

>>17497004
oh shit nigga you weren't kidding

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I'm new to /x and thought this was interesting, anyone mind telling me what the fuck I'm looking at here

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>>17497079
Stupid me, put in the wrong time

>>17497056
Not at all. It is why I wish the sign didn't share its name with a disease.

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I don't even understand these.

>>17495145
Conceited?!! U??!! O good god! How do u hold onto friends??? Only joking of course because if you are not already famous, (Which is how you would hold onto ur friends)...or should I say, groupies, (because when you're that famous friends don't exist)...If I were to pick a movie star for this chart I would say...Aston fucking Kutcher...what with the dead girlfriend and being famous for you looks...Ah but I digress...

Once I find what time I was born at, I will contribute.

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Does this mean it was all for nothing?

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Tell me of fortune
Tell me of failure
Is it all worth it
Should I wait 'till the end?