Vampyrism is Magic - freestyle edition

>>17487620
>Those "I'm a vampire posters" saying their line was created 4000 years ago by a warlock at stonehenge.
I'm pretty sure that's just the one dude. Did you rly write a whole category because of one shitty role player from x? Your whole fucking list is dumb desu.

>>be me, 11
>>spend a summer in small town in Alberta
>>local kids show me a house where they are sure someone lives, but nobody has seen
>>grown ups say to leave it alone, guy just likes to be left alone
>>i can see house from where i was staying
>>watch it for a few days
>>every night at around 11, the fireplace comes on
>>never see anyone come or go
>>finally get balls to go over one night and knock on door after the fireplace comes on
>>mfw guy answers almost immediately
>>guy invites me in, think no, go inside anyway
>>huge ass pit fireplace with a cage around it
>>bones, lots of bones
>>tells me I'm going to do him a favor
>>tells me to make something up to the local kids so they stop spying on him
>>tells me why

He's an old vampire, never said exactly how old, just very. He hunts and kills every night. Brings them home, hangs them upside down and drains them. Then he burns the bodies. He doesn't hunt where he lives. He doesn't own a car. He's very strong, and very fast.

He picks small towns for their lack of children. Adults usually mind their own business. But, people decided to pair off and make kids, screwing him over. Normally he would just burn everything, house included, and move on. He thought he could use me since I wasn't local. I did try, but a couple years later I heard his house burned down.

I know I was young and could have easily been fucked with, but that's what I remember.

>>17487793

What did the guy look like? Also if you remember anything like did he have an accent or other traits, like limp or something to recognize him by?

>>17487793
Are you sure this wasn't just a dude that made up a story to justify his murders towards you?

>>17487816
He prolly just looked normal, otherwise anon would have mentioned that. If there really are vampires out there, they wouldn't have fangs (made up by media but not to cover the real vampires). It would be too easy to spot them.

>>17487816

Nothing wrong with his posture. His accent was typical of west Canada, which is suspicious. Someone moving around a lot wouldn't have the accent of the locals. That means he is either lying or faking the accent to blend in. His hair, facial hair, eyebrows, all white. That's not that strange though.

>>17487846


>>Are you sure this wasn't just a dude that made up a story to justify his murders towards you?

Haha, I've often wondered if I didn't help a serial killer.

>>17487863
I guess it's better to help an vampire than a serial killer. You should stay with that. :D

>>17487870
>vampires can't be serial killers

durr hurr hurr im a potato

>>17487875
No, I meant a human serial killer. Ofc vampires can be serial killers too.
>hurr durr