Hey /x/ I have this strange feeling that something is watching

Get a carbon monoxide detector

Stop listening to Rockwell.

Sweet RP!

Get a job OP

Hang some mirrors so you can watch them watching you watch them watch you

dress up as an elk. they'll think you're a fucking retard and go watch someone else.

>>17486560

give thanks that someone actually cares enough to watch you.

>>17486560
Should've burned the doll. Nothing you can do now.

>>17486560
Get the NSA to stalk your stalkers. Don't worry, they only spy on you with un-prying yes. Honest.

>>17486560
Whip your dik out and run around your room telling them to suck your dick

>>17487086
This helps with the heebie jeebies

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back. Logically, you should stare back at whatever is watching you.