i would like to know everything about werewolves. do you have

>>17483972
i just report these troll posts, you're not op

>>17483967
The dog felt your werewolf energies and got excited.

>>17483978
wouldnt dogs be afraid of werewolves?

>>17483987
Dogs are stupid. They even chase bears. They just feel something is off and go crazy.

You just need to contract LPV, anon.

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>>17483974

>>17484032
http://www.dfo-mpo.gc.ca/science/aah-saa/diseases-maladies/lpvdsp-eng.html

i dont get it

>>17483967

> i would like to know everything about werewolves.

Whoa, there.
That's not going to happen.

> do you have to be born a werewolf or are the ways to become one, like getting bitten?

Both.

There are more ways to turn than that, but it depends on the type of werewolf.

>>17484097
why did the dog appear and bark at me then?

is getting angry super quick and losing your temper just a stereotype from movies and fiction, or is that a real werewolf trait?

>>17484063
lupine parvovirus

>>17484101
stereotype

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>>17484105
The site says its entertainment and fictiononly.

>>17484109
yeah but stereotypes often hold truth to some degree, why would werewolves be portrayed in almost every tale there is about them as people who anger quickly and can't control themselves well?

its kind of like vampires drink blood, you could say thats a stereotype too, but if thats a very common trait that appears almost all the time it might be not totally false

>>17484114
No, not really.

Most werewolf tales actually say they're normal people who can turn into wolves.

Some are evil and aggresive, some aren't.

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>>17484141
are there agents getting paid to say that all supernatural beings are misunderstood and totally not dangerous?

>vampire thread: "not true guys, vampires are beautiful, peaceful beings who don't kill to eat, go hangout with them they are amazing"
>demon thread: "demons are just misunderstood, they want help you and enlighten you, most of them aren't evil, you should summon one"
>werewolf thread:"oh werewolves are just normal, chill people who can turn into wolves, don't fear them!"
>bigfoot thread:"just a gentle giant, he wont hurt you, go deep into the forest its 100% safe"

i see this fucking everywhere

>>17484154
No, agents are fucking up their lives.

Real supernatural are saying that shit because they're sick and tired of lies and bullshit.

>>17484114
I would hope dicking around on the surface web wouldn't sway your opinion, but then I realized what board I'm on. Anon, do you really think you're going to find information you deem acceptable outside of witnessing a transformation?

>>17484186
Pretty much

>>17484261
well how the hell do you witness a transformation in the first place?!

>>17484271
Wrong place, wrong time; depending on your definition of right/wrong. You could know one personally, but they might not want you to see it. "hurdur no one can find out man" seems like it could be a pretty big liability issue unless they doesnt afraid of anything

>>17484285
i have the feeling that theres one guy who just shapeshifts into whatever role that thread presents and then pretend he's exactly that or knows about it, like the same person.. and i think that person is you..

Shape shifting as a myth has been around for thousands of years. Druids were meant to be able to shapeshift same as witches etc.
you are not going to find anyone willing to give you real info on 4chan.

>>17484322
Kek.

>>17484271
You won't.

Unless you are one yourself you never will.

>>17484340
maybe i am, maybe i am.. the dog felt the werewolf vibes and barked

>>17483967
That's not how shapeshifting works.
https://www.google.com/search?q=etheric+projection+shapeshifting

>>17483967
It's this werewolf roleplayer again. Oh look this time he made up a story too.

>>17484935
you bury the thread up just to tell me that? im flattered

and if i made up a story, dont you think i would come up with something cooler than a cat-sized dog barking at me? fucktard

>>17484943
But you're the same guy. You really want to believe in werewolves. So hard that you are starting to feel like werewolf. Seek help mate.

>>17484958
maybe i am one

and you seem pretty upset about that, to the point of going into the archive and burying up old threads..

bark bark.

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Closest thing to werewolves are people who think they turn into wolf-like things or psychos who faze in and out of reality. There is a medical condition called clinical lycanthropy which ain't scary - case in point:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CShNHE2W_Ro

>>17485067
hairless little monkeyman thinks hes a wolf

>>17485012
I didn't go to the archive. I was in the previous thread calling out your bullshit. This time I'm not hostile. I can see now you really do have problems.

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>>17485067

>that fucking video
>not scary

Any slavic mofos get the gist of what is being said?

>>17485073
you love me, dont you

you want it

so does the forest

>>17485078
No. I wish you would seek help.

>>17485079
you loveee me lo lo lo loveeee me

but this werewolf is not for youuu

>>17485087
You're not werewolf. You're mentally ill unless this is what you consider this as 'trolling'.

>>17485105
and how do you know who's a werewolf and who is not? are you god?

>>17485111
I know it because werewolves does not exist.

>>17485119
ok then bro

>>17485125
Are you underaged? If not, are you teenager? Are you a girl?

>>17485111
Are you autistic?

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>>17485139
i literally say OKAY to you and youre still on this topic, its the same that happened in the vampire thread

are you the same person? or are people getting paid to do this? its always the same, even when the topic is switched LOL

im not underage fucker and people who use that as an insult or label are stupid anyways, there are probably 16 year old kids more mature than some 21 year olds so what? but i'm over 20

>>17485157
I wasn't trying to insult you. I asked because I wanted to know why you are behaving like this. Also, I was not in vampire thread.

>>17485152
oh shut up

>>17485157
>16
>more mature than 21
Confirmed for teen.

>>17485164
oh yes you were dirty liar you even reference that thread WTF ("This time I'm not hostile")

>>17485174
i wish i was a teen again, im not too thrilled about aging and body going downwards already at 23-26

>>17485175
I was referring to the previous werewolf thread.

>>17485181
i didnt say that in the previous thread though sweetheart only vampire one

fucking vampire freaks

>>17485186
Honestly, you're spiraling out of control. You don't make any sense.

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>>17485200
yes thats right im getting really angry and i meet little dogs barking at me outside at night when i think about werewolves

spiraling out of control to become something that doesnt even exist

how funny. better play the role of the "concerned anon" telling you how insane you are, i know that role, sometimes play it too.

>>17485206
Out of control as in you don't make sense.

>>17485226
ah yeah what you want me to do .. how about

You are absolutely right, anon. I don't make any sense. Obviously werewolves don't exist, there is no evidence for it. And even if they exist, why would I have anything to do with it? After all, I'm just a slightly stupid, non-special person with too much time on her hands. These threads are just a part of my mentally ill mind trying to make my boring life more exciting.

ahuuuh hahaha

>>17485237
That's more like it.

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>>17485244

>>17485249
Actually, I have one more question for you. Are you fat?

>>17485259
yeah im fat and fugly

>>17485261
Really?

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>>17484154
>>17484186
>>17484263
All this RP.

>>17484186
Confirmed agent. Stay away from us you luring beast. We will not fall for your lies! Pray on somebody else! BACK I SAY, BACK!!

>>17485265
yes, really

why does it matter anyways? unless you tell me it's somehow related to become or be a werewolf, which it's not cause you just said they aren't real and i don't see even if it was real how there would be a relation

i could see how it would be important for vampires to look good though, to draw their attention or something, whatever.

>>17485075
I'm curious as to what the wolf dude was saying.

They're cops at the end so I assume they're saying GET DOWN, STOP RESISTING!

>>17485282
I'm still trying to figure out your behavior. Assuming you're not trolling and you are over 20 years old woman. I was imagining you as fat.

>>17485297
and yes, I just confirmed to you that Im fat and ugly, congratulations sherlock holmes

>>17485275
Implying this entire board isn't one big RP

>>17485299
Do you have many friends? How does people react to you commonly?

>>17485307
lmao

i dont have these problems, it has nothing to do with the THREAD i dont care

>>17485312
Actually these things might have something to do with this thread.

>>17485282
My favorite 'how to' on becoming a werewolf is to drink rainwater from a wolf's paw print. I think some versions say you have to do it under the full moon. They used it in Hemlock Grove.

>>17483967
We all are here for the hot werewolf babes. So, get to it! Bring them fluffy tits and butts.

>>17485318
>werewolves aren't real
>suddenly they are

???

>>17485319
shit lol

need to break into a zoo then i guess

>>17485334
I'm trying to find out if you have autism or some other kind of condition.

>>17485344
doesnt FUCKING matter in this thread and I dont about some bored hobby psychologist anon trying to diagnose shit

>>17485357
But it would explain why would you make this kind of thread in the first place.

>>17485344
Good thing we have a licensed doctor here on /x/ to diagnose the crazies and keep them away from the normal people so they can discuss their tulpas and divinations in peace.

>>17485366
this is a paranormal board, it's for speculating about these kind of things, the fact that you (and other people) come here to complain about it and ask me about my mental disorders instead of just HIDING the thread and doing something productive makes me wonder if you are retarded?

>>17485371
You were looking at the moon, thinking about werewolves and then dog barked at you and now... We are supposed to speculate if you're a werewolf.

>>17485386
its still a general werewolf thread, regardless of my story or not

>>17485397
When I saw this thread I remembered the previous one. I recognized you immediately. I felt like I needed to talk to you. If this is your way of escaping the the reality, there is nothing I can do but feel sorry for you.

>>17485423
feel sorry for me then if that makes you feel better :)