So what the hell does a ghost do when nobody's home?

Ectoplasm all over the place

>>17468166
Reads your old comics that you forgot about.

>>17468166
Masturbate
Eat your food
Watch your TV

Ghosts are basically just dead squatters

travel and ghost rape

>>17468166
Ghost stuff

wait. they've got all kinds of time.

>>17468166
Wait for you to come home.

your grandma

>>17468166
Search Hampton court ghost and most likely that

>>17468166

Plays CoD?

>>17468166
Well that depends OP, there are different types of ghosts.

Some are "residual" ghosts, they just play the same loop over an over again and it's believed these are more energy left behind rather than a real spirit.

Some spirits don't know they are dead and so they go about "living" as they would have when they were alive. I believe most typical ghosts are like this.

The evil ones I'm not sure of, but whatever it does it's probably up to no good.

same thing they do every day. take over the world

>>17468166
Ghosts (and the undead in general) are irrational and automatized shadows of their living selves. They just keep reenacting traumatic events that happened to them while they were alive, specially the ones leading to their deaths, if their deaths were violent.