help me /x/ what do I do to get lucky for at least a week or so?

>>17467283
listen to this song over and over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5EofwRzit0

>>17467308
alright might as well try

>>17467283
Shave your neckbeard, wash yourself on a daily basis, use deodorant, get a haircut, stop wearing a fedora, stop being a faggot autist beta cringe faggot (yes, 2x faggot)... The list goes on and on

>>17467283
You got to think your lucky.
Simple

>>17467283
Drink your own baby batter. Nah he's right, just believe your a lucky motherfucker.