#fockwits .

>>17463506
That there was nothing at half past eleven at night, and that hour was apparently the time when ''jamb'' appeared on the chat.

They weren't there. And then not only the internet forgot about them.

I refused to write the article after reading that log. Honestly? I'm fed up. I think I'm gonna leave this job.

While I still have fucking time to do so. While I still can.

Reading this, you're doing it on your own.

And hell no. Don't fucking blame me if someone (something?) knocks on your door.


________________________________________________________________________________
*jamb has joined #fockwits
<crown> of course, you will always blame me for something xD you could come here and not complain all the time
<crown> jambey!!!!1 :>:>:>
<paperplane> okay, finish your story crown ;p i just couldn't and that's it, sorry
<paperplane> JAMBEYYYYa <3
<braindamage> Jamb :O Haven't seen you for a while now :)
*man has quit
*man has joined #fockwits
<man> oh fuck not this shit again
<man> jamby :D what's up girl?
<crown> silence again xddd jammy what's up, you were offline for a month, explain yourself hahahah
<braindamage> Exactly, I was sweating from anxiety and want some explanation.
<man> and epey was also absent, didn't you break up or something?
<crown> :<
<paperplane> jam is ignoring us <3
<braindamage> it's not the first time
*alejaroz has quit
<jamb> i dont knw how things are wth e.pey
<man> what??
<crown> you quarrelled, sweethearts? :<<<
<braindamage> Ooo, don't tell me our sweet little Jambey got her heart broken? :)
<man> finally she can be with me <3 mwahahahah
<paperplane> jokes aside. jam, what's up?
<crown> omg man, the hell is wrong with you... man xD
<jamb> i haveent seen hm fore mon.thh now
<man> i see you drank a little <3
<crown> man, what the fuck :< jambey, why? did he go somewhere or what?
*alejaroz has joined #fockwits
<alejaroz> jj
<alejaroz> jam <333333333333

>>17463509
<braindamage> okay, Jam, please say that you aren't kidding us. Seriously, what's up? Are you kidding us with epey or what? :PP Say hello to him if he sits next to you, drunk af.
<paperplane> i don't like this
<man> i wouldn't mind if crown finally sent us her nudes or something, because how long can we beg her?
<alejaroz> if you wanted to relax us with your jokes then you didn't succeed xD
<braindamage> Your sense of humor sometimes annoys as fuck, man.
<jamb> .
<crown> okay, jam, tell us what is going on or I will turn off my computer because otherwise I won't be able to sleep
<man> come to me, crowney, I will tire you so much you'll fall asleep immediately
<crown> get lost :<
<paperplane> exactly, get your hands off my lady ;p
<jamb> we weree in thiz hous we talkd abo.ut
<crown> whaaaat...
<braindamage> I don't remember?
<paperplane> aaaaah, the abandoned one?
<jamb> yes
<man> and what? did some crazy exhibitionist spook you out? <3
<crown> shit man :<
<braindamage> Srsly, it doesn't entertain me.
<braindamage> and what was next, Jam?
<paperplane> god, abandoned houses :| it would scare the shit out of me, really
<paperplane> why did you go there in the first place
*dolly has joined #fockwits
<crown> dolly <3
<alejaroz> little dolly <3
<braindamage> Doll :)
<dolly> hi everyone :D
<man> shit, what can I do about your non-existent sense of humor...
<man> lolly :*
<dolly> what's up?
<man> jam is boring us with her dumb stories, we can't talk normally with her, she is drunk <3
<dolly> :O
<man> hey, listen up! i'm gonna tell you a joke about jews
<braindamage> End with it or I will kick you, man :) And I'm not joking this time.
<crown> congratulations, brain
<man> OOO, RIGOR
<paperplane> at last xD
<dolly> don't kick man, it's not his fault that he has such a small brain :(
<crown> okay jam, because we care, we will ask you - are you there?
<alejaroz> wow dem
<alejaroz> rap skills, crown!
<crown> i know, i'm the best rapper in the town <3

This might sound more real if english was your first language. I'm still unsure what your point is though.

>>17463511
<paperplane> hahaahhahaah
<braindamage> Jamb, knock knock? Answer us. What's going on with the house?
<man> shes probably gone to the toilet dont disturb her
<braindamage> Have you ever heard about this crazy invention called punctuation?
<man> NO WHAT IS IT?
*chariot has joined #fockwits
<man> CHAr IOTTTTT :D :D :D another missing person found
<dolly> but chariot was offline only for a week xD
<crown> char :* enjoyed the holidays?
<paperplane> strong charioter, hahhahahah <3
<braindamage> Hello, Chariot :)
<chariot> hiya, frogmen :P
<dolly> i'm also interested now. jammy, hello hello? :<
<chariot> crown, it was aamazing , but i'm not drinking anymore from now on :P
<dolly> i think i remember the story about the house
<paperplane> yeah, me too, they wanted to go there
<man> oh chariot, you bloody nondrinker, so you won't drink with jambey now, she is the official chat-alcoholic :D
<braindamage> Epey's stupid hobbies, I knew that something bad will happen.
<alejaroz> we don't even know what happened, don't try to predict, brainey.
<jamb> we wnet th er ein teh evening wit hflsahlights. i dontknow why. he reely wante dto go ther to see that house. i can b escared easliy so i didnt want to go there b but heconv inced me so we went there. and youu know wot happend? he cleaand all the me.ss, rubihs and de.bri s, put a blankett on the flor, wine, lamps, wohle picnic. geez, he suprriseedd me. he e.ven took his potrable cd plyaer and playd ur favorite sung. almost like in a tale. it was amiazn.g buut im not gona tel u teh doetals bec au.se yu k now y. its n.ot improtan.
<chariot> i returned to eat your souls XDDDDDDDD
<crown> awwwwww perfect date <33
<chariot> lol i didn't know that epey was such a romantic
<man> crowney, do you want me to take you on a date like that?
<alejaroz> booo :< why am i so lonely
<braindamage> Okay, it's not important... Then what's imporant?
<chariot> i'm gonna do the same exact thing to my gf :P

>>17463514
yep, i'm dumping it for you to check the mistakes

>>17463516
<man> jam, don't drink so much because i'm worrying about your liver :C
<paperplane> and i about your brain, man
<crown> he lost it long time ago xD
<alejaroz> he never had a brain xD what was next, jam?
<man> wild sex dark alley close your eyes :C
<crown> i'm gonna punch you sometime, i swear
<chariot> …everybody's waiting in silence for the next part :P super
<man> lmost like in a fuckin cinema :D
<jamb> wa ht ever ...w he n we w ere ly ing on t his bl anket s omething hit on th e fl oor ab ove us in this house. i thou ght im g onna die fr om the fear and ma tt h ew got pis sed off. i mean epey. s omething blinked on the sta ircase we observed from this hu ge living room in wh ich we were sitt ing because there wer e no doors. s omeones face. someone laughed. i al most pi ssed my pants, liter ally. and e pey pi ssed off bec ause he thought th at paul kn ew ab out ou r pl ans on th e se cret da te a nd v isit ed us wi th a ca mera to rec ord us kissi ng and fuck ing. and so ep ey went up the sta irs. i was waiting for o ver an hou r. i dont k now. i think i was waiting very v ery long time i loo ked on my w atch and it s aid it was only 5 mn iutes. i heard ever ything, hi s st eps abov e me, it was like he actually talke d wi th some one els e. but he didnt scre am and if it was paul then he wo uld yell af and b eat the shi t out of him or somet hing. i didnt lik e it but i didnt wa nt to go up. i was scared that i wa s al one in th e room . and sude dnly b oom, s omet hing hit on my flo or .
<paperplane> oh god :< i'm scared, please don't tell us more of this story, please
<man> hahah, paper is such a pussy :O
<dolly> it would scare the shit out of you too, man
<alejaroz> dafuq O______O””
<chariot> OH NOT, I'M 100% SURE IT WAS GHOSTS' WORK XDDDDDDDDDD
<crown> ooooooomgggggggg :O :O :O and what was it?
<man> it doesn't matter, epey would beat the living shit out of them for sure :D
<braindamage> shut up, man and chariot

>>17463522
<chariot> beat me to it
<man> eternal duo, man on the chariot has finally returned! :D
<man> please, let us enjoy our stay on this chat
<chariot> what? it was the duo of chariot on a man, not the opposite
<man> nevermind, i'm getting boredddd jambey, c'mon because for now the screenplay for this piece of porn isn't that much interesting
<braindamage> I swear, man.
<man> on your mommy or on your daddy? <3
<chariot> you're a one nasty man, man, good old brainey will slap your arse :P
<man> oooh, jelly, aren't you? :D
<crown> end the discussion now. jam? and what happened?
<paperplane> brb :C
<jamb> he w as acting we ird when he ret urne d and onl y siad ''w e ha ve to leav e this fuck ing place NOW''. i w as sca red af so i a ske d him wh at happ en ed the re etc but he didnt w ant to an sw er. he on yl sai d th at i s ho uldn t be bo t he red by i t a nd dr oppe d m e off a t my hou se a nd l ef t wi tho ut a far ewe ll kis s. h e wou ld alw ays le ave me w ith a f arew el l kis s. he was bi zar re, dead-pale, sile nt and angry . i thoug ht i did som ething wr ong but i di dnt know what . it was ra elly sc ary , he was like it wanst hi m. al mo st li ke i di dn t k no w tha t mta thew. and bas icly th att was t he l ast tim e i saw h im. i c am e bac k ho me an d fe ll as lee p knoida sad that he lef t me l ike tha t. and then he com p letely disappe ared. he didnt c ome ho me his m other cal led him with out any answ er and then she yell ed at me asking whe re he is. we fina lly re por tde that he is missing. thye saerch ed that abnaed oned house and he wa snt the re. the y did nt e ven fi nd th at bla nke t or fo od we left beh ind. he is m isisng. fuck. im sit tin g now and crying for ov er a mno th. i c ry and drin k. help me b ecuase i rea lyl do nt k now w hat t o do.
<alejaroz> O______________O
<crown> god.....
<braindamage> How the hell did he disappear? Just like that? When did you report his missing?

>>17463524
<chariot> fuck this shit.
<crown> poor jammy :((((( *hugs*
<dolly> god, sweetie... stay positive, everything will be fine!
<crown> man probably lost his voice
<chariot> yeah...
<man> i'm so sorry jam, i'm serious
<alejaroz> :(
<dolly> horrible situation
<chariot> ikr :((
<jamb> i.. dont know. what know.
<man> search and you will find!
<braindamage> What the fuck is wrong with you, man, are you serious?
<man> i'm deadly serious
<chariot> i'm also serious, maybe he just feels depressed or something and just travelled to some distant country... people sometimes do things like that
<chariot> everything will be fine
<paperplane> okay, i returned and was reading this story and just... jamb, i am really sorry :C
<jamb> brb someone calls
<crown> omg
<paperplane> oh my god
<dolly> good god
<alejaroz> i don't even know what to say
<crown> and all my problems are so fucking small right now
*epey has joined #fockwits
<alejaroz> O___O
<crown> WTFFF
<chariot> EPEY
<man> i had been right - we've found him! B)
<braindamage> Epey, what the fuck is wrong with you? What's going on?
<epey> 10
<chariot> lol. what?..
<man> :O
<alejaroz> O_O""""""
<crown> ok, i don't like this at all
<dolly> EPEY YOU DICK, WHERE WERE YOU??
<chariot> now i'm not sure if jamb was saying the truth or they both with epey are just kidding us :P
<man> hahahahaha of course they're kidding us
<crown> yeah sure, because epey was always a fucking comedian
<braindamage> For me it's not a joke. Or maybe it is, but it's a sick one. Very similiar to man's style.
<paperplane> exactly, maybe he hacked epey's account :C
<man> of course, because i'm a proffesional fucking hacker
<chariot> pfffs, he can't do shit :/
<epey> 9
<alejaroz> O______O
<crown> WHAT?
<chariot> the fuck you counting down to?
<man> to the end of your days <3
<dolly> epey you'll better explain yourself :|
<crown> wtf. wtf. wtf. :O
<paperplane> jamb, com here and just tell us that you have a fucked up sense of humor already :C
<epey> 8

>>17463528
<crown> ok i don't understand that but i'm crying
<chariot> end with this shit
<dolly> crowney, me too :| i don't like that kind of situations
<man> geez, people, it's just the internet, nothing to worry about
<chariot> don't joke man, something wrong is happening
<man> you're the only one who's joking
<braindamage> Geez, I just noticed it. Epey has no IP address.
<alejaroz> what? O______O
<braindamage> Yes, I'm the host and I see IP of people who log in to the chat.
<braindamage> Epey has no fucking IP.
<paperplane> ok, i think i'm gonna cry too :C
<man> say what you wanna say, but making braindamage a part of this prank game is art :D
<braindamage> I'm not joking, man. I'm not joking.
<epey> 7
<dolly> i'm going outta here, i'm gonna return tomorrow when you stop with this unfunny shit
*dolly has quit
<man> i'm staying here <3
<epey> 6
<jamb> get the fuck outta here
<crown> what?
<paperplane> jesus... what's happening? :C
<crown> jamb jesus christ be serious, i'm crying right now
<braindamage> Jamb? Doorjamb?
<man> i love spicy intimidate contacts <3
<alejaroz> people, chills went down my spine :(
<jamb> phone
<jamb> rang
<jamb> epeys
<jamb> mother
<jamb> hes dead
<epey> 5
<jamb> dead
<jamb> hes fucking dead
<jamb> hes dead
<alejaroz> O_______________________________O
<man> ok, even i think of this joke as of something deeply fucked up
<man> and it beats all levels of shitness
<braindamage> What???
<chariot> then who's sitting on epey's account? :O
<jamb> i don't fucking know and i don't want to kno w
<jamb> god
<jamb> what is this shit
<jamb> god
<jamb> oh my fucking god
<crown> CALM DOWN JAMB
<chariot> there must be some explanation, fuck!
<epey> 4
<man> i know chariot
<alejaroz> please, don't do this :O :O :O
<crown> oh my god i'm actually scared.
<paperplane> me too :C
<crown> GOD. i can't logout
<braindamage> Me too. It doesn't allow me to logout.
<paperplane> i can't logout either :C
<alejaroz> fuck this shit me too
<man> I CAN'T LOG OUT

>>17463509
>>17463511
>>17463516
>>17463522
>>17463524
jesus it sounds like Jamb is the only one telling a story here, stop posting everyones reactions, post just Jambs, even though its poorly written and a bunch of extra spaces (which doesn't happen when you type drunk) so its a dumb effect

>>17463533
i didn't even create the story, i tried to translate this shit haha
here's the original, maybe some fellow will do it better - http://pl.creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Czat_%22poyeby%22

>>17463535
well you're clearly copying and pasting shit, so what i'm saying is go throught, and only past things that start with JAMB, i dont care what the other retards are commenting on his story, and i dont wanna go through all that, so only past Jambs things, does that makes sense? or are u too foreign?

>>17463532
<man> this gotta be a fucking joke, shit
<man> end this
<man> fuck! end this shit
<epey> 3
<crown> jesus
<man> come on
<braindamage> I can't even restart my computer. I can't do a thing.
<jamb> hahahahahahaah
<chariot> THE FUCK YOU LAUGHING AT, JAMB??
<alejaroz> o__________o
<crown> geez, i'm crying, i can't do shhit. ntohing... jesususs.
<man> don't rape the keyboard like a sick fuc
<crown> but i can't i'm scared
<paperplane> i can't turn my pc off either
<alejaroz> i wanna logout i wanna logout
<epey> 2
<crown> omg
<crown> ommggggg
<crown> mogggmgmgmg
<alejaroz> O_O
<man> ah shit they just sent us some viruses, that's all, don't shit your pants
<chariot> i'm not laughing right now
<braindamage> i'm dead-fucking-serious
<paperplane> :CCCCCCC
<alejaroz> i feel sick
<crown> me too, i feel like throwing up on the monitor or i don't know
<chariot> m too
<paperplane> good god, i'm shaking, feeling baad
<chariot> what-is-this-shit-
<braindamage> I feel shitty.
<jamb> ta-ta, ta-tatatatatatatatatatatata
<alejaroz> O_O
<crown> what...
<paperplane> i'm gonna piss in my pants i think
<man> :O
<epey> 1
<crown> O SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
<man> brb someone came
<chariot> mother came home fuck
<chariot> nopee, it's someone els
<paperplane> GOD SOMEONE IN THE ROOM
<braindamage> Jesus fucking Christ.
<alejaroz> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SOMETHI
*crown has quit
*man has quit
*chariot has quit
*paperplane has quit
*alejaroz has quit
*braindamage has quit
*jamb has quit

>>17463540
They got a virus, omg thats totes x/ related
lemme tell you my virus story
>be me
>be browsing fucked up porn
>be finding more fucked up shit
>suddenly, computer contracts a virus
>suddenly fucks up computer
>suddenly my computer getting a virus means that i have died, and not just logged out of curse

File: vlcsnap-2014-01-15-13h59m33s190.png (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x720px

>>17463541
You want someone to re-write the terrible story you just told, so that it make sense?

>>17463535
i think people would rather spend time making up their own stories, instead of translating things that other people have written...

Sounds like a rip from the movie Unfriended

>>17464038
iirc the story is like 5 years old