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> be me, pussy faggot
> parents split sometime last year
> go to dads house every other weekend.
> dad lives in the most ghetto area
> prayingthatiwontdieeverytimeigo.jpg
> grandparents (dads side of family) decide to go on a trip, need us to house sit to take care of dogs and shit
> nice house, extremely well taken care of and a lot of space for only two people
> I bring my PC, because my dad doesn't let me bring it to his house (which I know is because it'll get stolen or some shit)
> up watching videos when my skype goes off
> I mute Skype without looking because I've been avoiding my friends, being antisocial as a mf
> realize that it was a contact request noise, and that I'd be up for talking to someone random
> their name is their real life name, generic as fuck, something like "steve smith"
> send them message, chat goes like this:
> me: who dis
> Steve: closet
> me: k
> he doesn't respond and I don't give enough of a shit to ask where he went
> assume it's a friend fucking with me, some guy who is so dense he thought he was googling or something, or random people trying to give me a good ol spook
> dad wakes up and says I need to go to bed
>I'm a little spooked because I was alone and everyone was asleep, and I'm anxious like that
> stay up in phone till 2, watching some videos
> finally decide I can turn lights off without shitting myself and keep watching video
> I hear noise that sounds like it's not from the video
> assume I'm a little loopy because I've been up for like 25 hours
> noise again
> turn head towards where the noise is coming from
> the fucking closet
> pic related
> i think it's someone walking down hall, maybe my sister, dad is too loud
> noise repeats again
> definitely the closet
> it's like something is being dragged down from the top of the door to the bottom, maybe fingernails
> noise keeps going
> I get up and am about to just chill in the bathroom to regain sanity when suddenly it stops
> writing this now
> it's scratching again
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show pic inside the closet, I'll be praying for you m8
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take your patriotism filled AR and update pls
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Wow, you're such a brave guy writing this out for us before you die! Truly you are the an hero /x/ deserves.
6/10 story if you weren't roleplaying this in real time, though.
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You'll be fine op that's just a Minecraft pixel art
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>>17459045
are you ok op? answer if you wake up
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>Pic taken with a potato
Just record the sound
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>>17459045
Barely 1spooky2me
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>>17459045
go tell your dad you fucking retard
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>>17459045
Masturbate furiously my dude.
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get the hatchet and fuck some shit up
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it's too late
OP and senpai are all dead
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timestamp with closet or fake and gay
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investigate this matter more plz
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>>17460237
he is dead
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OP DONT DIE OR ILL KILL YOU DEAD
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>>17460411
lol
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>>17459045
YOUR A MAN PRIVATE TWINKLETOES
TURN ON THE LIGTS AND PUNCH THE FUCK OUT OF WHATEVER IS INSIDE THE CLOSET
IT KONOWS YOU ARE SCARED AND ITS COUNTING ON YOU BEING SPOOPED TO ALL HELL AND BACK
PROVE IT THAT YOU ARE NOT AND JUST OPEN IT RELEASE A BATTLECRY AND START THROWING FISTS LIKE A MAN
oh and get a go pro so that we a)see you get embarrassed as fuck for punching air
or b)see you take down some sort of entity/creature and become our hero
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>name something like Steve Smith
I can't stop imagining it's Steve from American Dad. Great threads ruined for me now.
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>>17459045
Stop being a bitch, get up, open closet, see there is nothing there, and get some sleep, OP.
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Op already died along with thread?
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>>17459045
Satan usually hides in your closet.
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but hwat fi op iz kil?
furgev mai ingles por favor
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Open the closet OP.
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OP opened closet and died.
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OP I have a crazy idea. Hear me out.
>lay salt outisde the door
>demon is trapped
>jack off with one hand
>run in with super soaker filled with holy water with other hand
>strap Bible to chest, crucifix to head
Good luck, OP.
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