ITT: Funny paranormal

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>>17454574
Am sad it wasn't

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>>17454761

>>17456064
Gary Larson.. Fucking classic. Only reason i read books as a young child

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>>17456058
just rewatched the alien trilogy this week so this made me lol all the more

>>17456482
>Guy only has 4 fingers
What a terrible fate.

>>17454574
>>17454761
>>17456062
hahaha

>>17456507
You lose a finger each time you make a wish.

His first wish remains a mystery.

>>17456482
>/x/ related whomp!

based Ronnie

>>17455081
wow this pic is awesome whats it from?

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>>17457136

>>17457157
What is that about? I feel like I'm missing something.

>>17457141
Oh man there used to be a website that had all these comics.

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>>17457175
You must be new.

>>17457179
Yeah, I mostly stay on /k/.

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>>17457183
Welcome to /x/.

Skeleton Jelly is life, Skeleton Jelly is love.

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>>17457175
It's from Mat Brinkman's comic, Multiforce.

>>17457203
Thanks

>>17457141
This comic is definitely done by someone that has never done drugs.

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>>17457217
Please, tell us more, mister expert.

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>>17455122
Jeez, what is it with nignogs and not being able to handle a fucking prank?

>>17456053
>>17456054
People would literally do that too.

>>17456184
>not a fucking word

>>17457089
Oh wow. I can't believe it. That's terrible.

>>17457094
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>17457111
Land of opportunity.

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>>17458703
I know, right? That poor skeleton, trapped inside that disgusting fleshbag...

>>17458718
Good thing I'm not average. Narrowly escaped your spook.

>>17458738
Boneless blob detected.

>>17458777
Now imagine if I were to shudder.

>>17458642
It's called reflexes you dumshit, almost anyone would react that way when something creepy leaps at them without even thinking, or at least try to hide or run from it. Not suck it's cock like you would you tremendous fag

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>>17458826
Damn dude, who hurt your fee-fees?
I know it's reflexs, but you scoot back or step away from the guy, not deck him in the fucking mouth.

>>17458833
Not that other anon, but I've heard martial arts training will make your reflexes work that way.

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>>17458837
>marital arts training
Really, dude? Really?
No he's just your average nignog. They have to stay on their toes 24/7 ya know.

>>17457175
it is about skeleton jelly!

>>17458837

It does. After a while it becomes harder not to react like this.

>>17456476

Well at least he has more chances to come back to earth by himself, it'll just take more time.

Also why would the devil grant immortality when he profits from when you die?

>>17458837
>>17458850
>>17459982
5 years of kickboxing training confirms this. However some people have the fight reaction instinctively, and those who were beaten/abused as a child develop it as well.

>>17457086
Classic.
It never fails to makes me laugh

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>No Ghost Puncher yet

>>17458833
Not everyone reacts the same way when scared, dumb ass.

>>17456064
Fuck I was just thinking about this a few hours ago.

>>17460197
I fucked a ghost, yet nobody ever talks about it.

>>17460556
Well I enslaved a pair of ghosts but the sheriff said I had to release them on the grounds that astral possession is outlawed worldwide. Darn shame too. They were hard workers.

>>17456476
Is this loss

>>17457099
Always lose my shit with this.

>>17457175
Endochondral ossification.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/143uhv/i_give_to_you_the_full_skeleton_jelly/

>>17460556

I'd listen, Anon.

Does anyone have that story where the dude tried to give some alien/ghost thing the d?

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>>17454743

>>17463890
>>>/b/673718929

>>17456187
Well, I laughed.

>>17457175
You're missing the skeleton jelly.

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>>17464272
Usually more like this

>>17464394
If it's not a fly, it's usually a thumbtack or something.

>>17464460
Or something they can hear outside and it bothers them that they can't see it.

>>17464476
I used to live in an apartment building with a huge cockroach problem, and it drove the cat crazy because she would kill them for fun and they'd hide in the walls. She's meow at the wall like "tear this drywall off so I can kill something". Great cat. She'd kill any bug that was inside the apartment.

>>17456187
Freddy sucks at tic tac toe

>>17457141
>>17457178

consider this your lucky day

http://www.plasticbrickautomaton.com/?page=3

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>see pic related years ago
>didnt get it
>go back to grab it for this thread
>ohhhhhhh

>>17463851
>......

>>17464931
What is this?

>>17464965
Organic abortion.

>>17458642
>>17460257
>>17460076
African genes

>>17464968
Every time!

>>17464978
...How is that organic abortion?

>>17465330
Sorry, autist here. I don't know if I'm allowed to just go and tell you what the joke is.

>>17458642
If it was a skinwalker he'd be alive and you'd be dead.
10/10 moves.

>>17455106
Don't we all Darren?

>>17459990
Because floating through space for eternity would be just like hell?

>>17464993
That's kawaii.

>>17464276
Jesus fucking christ all mighty what the fuck is that

>>17459990
Because its a fucking comic

>>17457094
i wish i had a skull of regret in my home :(

>>17466442
I wish I had a Pocket Skull of Regret.

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godzilla poop

>>17465360
Oh well, maybe someone will explain it the next times it's posted.

ITT: Underageban.

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>>17467045
Oooh, lookit mister 2deep4u over here! He is full of solemn, ancient wisdom acquired from his first two weeks of posting on a paranormal imageboard!

>>17467063
>getting this mad
I think I found the toddler.

>>17464931
I'm at a loss...

>>17467199
I don't get it. Is this some sort of Lovecraftian creepypasta with characters from a Stephen King book or something?

>>17467226
Lovecraftian Murder She Wrote. Jessica Fletcher is an Old One basically. All the murders she "solves" she actually commits and frames on innocent people.

>>17467242
Thanks. Some of the names and places seemed familiar to me, but I wasn't sure why.

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Running out of funny ones.

>>17457148
PHONE IS ALWAYS KILL

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>>17455106

>>17467663
I love these out of context retarded captions.

>>17464928

KEKED

>>17457198
Humans don't have bones in their penises. They are i think of the ten animals that don't.

>>17467842
Then why is it called a boner, smart guy?

>>17457089
Took me too long, but was worth it

>>17467663
Gary Spivey is pretty funny, just looking at him makes my day better

>>17467849
Because before we started cutting open hmans to analyse our biology we cut up animals and discovered that they had bones in their dicks so the word Boner was coined. it wasnt until much later when we cut up corpses that we found that we did not in fact have bones in our dicks.

>>17458642

Nope. That was a legitimate response. Effective, too.

>>17467874
I was joking, dude. I thought the pussy insult "smart guy" would give it away more.

>>17457136
>>17457155
I really enjoy comics where characters from a show are twisted and shit's all creepy

>>17457125
so impossible, learn how orbit works

>>17464931
the background has me at a loss

>>17465908
The average /x/ poster.

>>17468154
Hua hua

>>17457148
her mom?

>>17467208
It's based off a /v/ meme

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cadbortion-loss-edits

>>17468523
wow
that meme is completely retarded

>>17467128
Excellent, quality post. You must be very familiar with how these comic threads work.

>>17467874
>>17468000
Autism goes on >>>/sci/

>>17455081
Isn't this an album cover

>>17455081
>>17469253
This is a teaser pic for A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night 2: A Boy Does It At Day

>>174633570
I'm italian anr this is normal in Italy

>>17456053
sounds like something a person would do.
>source: am person

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>>17469359
Sounds like something a reptilian would say
>source: am reptar

>>17469365
>missing the first reptile
>>>17458696

>>17463357

And thus, the first case of Ghost Herpes was transmitted to an unsuspecting anon.

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>>17469391
My sulci-less brain doesn't have the attention span to focus on more than one postt at a time

>>17467874
No, it actually goes back to caveman time.

Thag Ooglok-Smith, local caveman about town, was unable to embiggen his mighty meat club to pleasure his wife Bok. Thag located a fresh dinosaur bone and began to apply it to Bok's snatchular region. The next day, Thag's friend Moob asked him what he did last Flame Sphere Go Away Time. Thag responded that he boned her. Shortly after this, Thag was crushed by a boulder and passed away. In memorial of Thag, who came up with the world's first marital aid, the erect penis is now called a "boner."

And now you know...

...the rest of the story.

This is Paul Harvey. Good day!

>>17469408
I figured that out awhile ago when a dickwad hypnotist tried to give me hypersensitivity.

>>17464244
ytmnd.com ahhhh the old days

>>17463872

>If an illegal inmigrant punches a child molester, would it be "Alien vs. Predator"?

>>17457155
"holy shit" that made me kek

>>17469568
sauce

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No one posted this classic yet?

>>17470327
We were waiting for you to do the honor, senpai.

>>17468523
i still don't get the images in the background

>>17467220
Kek

>>17469568
"Well I mean, you can't. the power is out."

>>17469568
It's like a hitmonlee ev'd for just hp.

>>17469454
A perfectly cromulant story

>>17469294
I got that reference ;)

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>>17457111
Hours before...

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>>17457099

>>17469568
>Get out of here stalker...

>>17467040
Its just a shitty ass meme that was forced by some guys on /b/.

>>17454548
>Browsing scary stuff on the internet at night
>Sitting on computer giving my back to the closet
>Suddenly noise behind me
>It's coming from the closet
>Something is in there
>Bumping and scratching
>Miliseconds from shitting my pants
>"Meow"
>mfw the fucking cat had walked into the closet without me noticing and had been sleeping in there for hous

>>17469099
Stop posting from kindergarten.

>>17464971
10/10

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>>17460197

>>17456627
some shitty pop punk album unfortunately

>>17456064
They look just like Tralfamadorians

>>17472785
Indeed

>>17472410
I hope he spoke in a Skeletor voice

>>17464965
BU

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>>17454548
Made your stupid comic slightly better.

>>17458174
You'd have to be on far more than acid to trip this badly, sorry Anon, but LSD is really not as scary as the media tells you. PCP is more what would cause this.

>>17454743
>sword went directly into the artist

ouch

>>17473312
He's right.

>>17473108
>not leaving in the last panel with the face
You had one job anon.

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>>17473108
>thinks ruining the joke is "fixing" the joke

>>17474325
>thinks explaining a joke makes the joke

>>17472427
my exact thoughts

It's on.

>ghana horror movies
WAWAWAWA OOONE AND TWOOO

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uZo59DeZY9g

>>17473108
How is that any funnier?

>>17475633
He's stupid and doesn't get that it's a deliberately 'bad' comic.

>>17475644
>haha the author is pretending to be retarded lol

>>17460573
You mean 'spooks' silly...

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>>17475920

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How about everyone stops arguing about stupid shit and posts more actual content? Opinions be damned.

>>17457141
>people making comics about drugs they have never done
>lsd is pcp or meth

Ok bud.

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>>17458642

Maybe falsely assaulting someone is a bad premise for a prank. Its called fight or flight response, you cant expect people to choose the latter option 100% of the time. If you werent a pussy youd know what its like to defend yourself from immediate threats.

>>17458174

Let me guess, you have no friends that have tried it, havent tried it yourself, and probably havent even read erowid. How do you maintain such a smug attitude about something you know nothing about? Hallucinations are a filter, not a VR helmet. They are hyperbolized by the media. The only way one loses all basis of reality during a trip is if they were mentally unstable to begin with, or if they abuse it like an everyday drug. You just dont see dragons and try to save the world off of one lsd cookie, sorry kid.

>>17464965
Lurk moar

>>17476351

>Its called fight or flight response, you cant expect people to choose the latter option 100% of the time.

Next time you come across a bear make sure you try to fist fight it alright?

>>17456476
im at LOSS for words

>>17458642
fight or flight. look it up.

>>17458642
It's just a prank bro!

>>17457175

i am missing something jelly? no! i am skeleton jelly

>>17476992
This why we need more lions and wolves in society, to get rid of your bitch ass genes.

>>17477244
"M..muh..muh DICK..."

>>17477273
I mean you don't believe fight or flight is a legitimate response that allowed people to prosper and pass on their genes, next thing you're going to argue that you are too enlightened for biological responses and tip your superior gentleman fedora.

>>17476722
What

>>17477380
So, you've finally found us out. The true LGBT agenda

>>17477288
"Flight or fi- M... Muh...DICK"

>>17476351
tl;dr

>>17476267
>>17476351
Why are muh drugs fags also such fags? Of course it isn't accurate.

>>17477397
SO IT BEGINS

RRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR
DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCKKKKKKSSSS

>>17469491
That was a movie.

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Lets get some OC going

>>17456064
It should have said genitals. That would have been even funnier.

>>17478355
5/10

>>17478375
Maybe if you're still ten years old.

>>17478375
Shut the fuck up.

>>17478355
Kek

>>17454761
100% spooky.

>>17476992
Speak for yourself faggot.

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>>17476707
>>17460590
fuck its actually pretty close.
Need the devil smirking in the background in that last panel for it to work though

>>17459990
Because there is more to existence than the mere pursuit of profit. There are also lulz to be had. The devil understands this.

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>>17475448
This isn't my cuhrayzee japanese vidya gaems...

>>17468059
maybe they decided to take a spacewalk before the rocket had achieved orbit

>>17469568
I'd let him use it, but I'd watch to make sure he doesn't do anything that will get me into trouble.

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>>17472507
someone funnier and with more photoshop skills than me should edit this

>>17479807
Why? It's fine as it is.

>>17456605
Dude, whomp can be pretty dark at times.

>>17464928
OH FUCK LOSS

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>>17475448
Wtf did I just watch?

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>>17472410
>tfw someone reposts my edit
thanks mayte!

>>17473011
what do skeleton voices sound like?

>>17480278
So are you the guy who actually did that? Did you ever do it again or did your wife stop you? And does the kid still believe in the Birthday Skeleton?

>>17455093

kek, that's dedication to trolling.

>>17480283

Ronnie's pretty good at horror and general unsettling absurdity when he wants to be.

>>17478355
Anyone here remember Highly Paranormal Janitor?

He actually said something akin to this about how the AIDs epidemic resulted in a lot of vampires dying. Old ones even.

>>17467124
kek

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>>17480278
>what do skeleton voices sound like?

>>17472507
Saved to post one day on /k/

>>17454548
That's cute <3

>>17460197
This is by far the best thing on /x/

>>17457111
aha
haha
HAHA
HAHAHAHAHA

>>17480468
I'm not the guy, i'm the guy who added the comic at the bottom
sorry that you got the wrong impression

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>>17457111

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>>17480907
its nothing but trash

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>>17473694

>>17472410
i wish i'd had two fifth birthdays

tfw you're not a wizard

>>17469454
this post is fucking gold, you have won all of my internets.

>>17476213
do u have this pic without the text?

>>17456476
Man, that'd be a boring couple years, but eventually he'd hit the atmosphere enough times to slow down. Plus if he waits until apogee and kicks his suit away from him toward his prograde he'll greatly reduce the amount of time he's up there.

No, I'm not fun at parties.

>>17470984
oh...you don't...you don't have a laptop?

>>17481843
I mean, yeah, but it's an ancient POS... the battery life's like two minutes... You can try if you want, I guess, but good luck...

>>17482107
I mean... really I just need to check my Facebook

>>17482144
OK, but like, don't try and stream anything ok? I'm going to go get some candles.

>>17458696

no, not literally

>>17460173
Underrated post

>>17464989
Wow you really dedicated yourself. Nice follow-through. Esp on such a slow board.

>>17456184
Text in the last pannel ruined it.

>>17464971
holy shit my sides

>>17469568
My fucking ex roommate

>>17482292
Person here. Can confirm would literally do that.

>>17458837
Can confirm, both my friend and i do boxing, one day while working out i went for a fake jab next to his body, motherfucker punched me straight in my nose, starting bleeding like a motherfucker, its all reflexes

>>17481565
kill yourself

>>17483632
Selfie your kill

>>17464309
kek

>>17483149
Other person here. I can literally confirm would literally do that.

>>17484037
Additional person here. Can indeed confirm that I am capable of this particular action.