is cthulhu real?

Yes, but he's had to start doing Japanese porn to fund his meth habit.

No, it is a character created by H.P. Lovecraft.

In the future he's real but not today

>>17444442
/thread

>>17444486
No u

>>17444437
The cthulhu mythos was created by Lovecraft, but then expanded and incorporated into various stories published in tales of the weird by a number of his contemporaries, notably Robert e. Howard (of Conan fame). Lovecraft then in turn incorporated these new variations into some of his works, the entire purpose of which was to troll readers and make them believe that the mythology had a real history. Kinda brilliant really, when you think about how difficult it was to fact check in the twenties and thirties. There. And the anon who told me to /thread can eat a giant buffet of dicks.

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>>17444437
Are /x/ retards real? You're one, OP.

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>>17444552
Stop your /lit/ shilling.

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He was fictionally made up back then
Why would he be real now?

>>17444437
Yes , he's real.

P.S. sick of this board.

>>17444579
Moove too /lit/ since they are the most smartestest

>>17444641

yea lets all go to /lit/ and fuck the average up

>>17444670
I think thatifwe all moved to /lit/, their average IQ would actually skyrocket. It would be like Einstein, Tesla, and Leonardo wereretards. We should also spread to /sci/ so we could help the world somehow, instead of just talking about books and shit

>>17444437
if cthulhu is a 6,000 year old tentacle monster, he usually goes by the name of Satan.
his birthname is Iblis though
his nickname is spongebob because that's how he sounds in real life
he's a total faggot, not big or scary, just fat

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>>17444442
fucking wrecked
p.s., I heard he smokes rocks too

>>17444442
Man, Cthulhu just wasn't the same after that boat accident.

>>17444437
Jesus /x/ really is full of retards

>>17444573
>>17444869
LOL. There were two tread recently "Chicken/Caffeine pills made take it up the ass but I am not gay!!!" Also "Green eye people are evil!"
Or "I wanna impregnate the moon, what will our kid look like?" Plus the half a dozen how to bang a succubus treads. This is far from the most stupid tread here.

>>17444773
>he usually goes by the name of Satan.
>his birthname is Iblis though

get
the fuck
out

>>17444973
says the nigga who is cursed to burn all alone for eternity

Law of attraction basically states enough focus on something brings it to reality. With how many people every second of every day teas the books and play the tabletops, making new stories and plots. I would not be surprised if that green mofo was incubating right now

Cuthulu is my lord
All hail cuthulu
Cthulu is real

>>17444437
at least: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu_Regio

No.

yes, it was an fbi conspiracy to convince everyone that it was a work of fiction

>>17444437
Thanks for my new lockscreen wall pape

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>>17444486

to all of the people giving OP shit: the idea of the Great Old Ones is completely plausible. the idea that higher dimensional beings exist just beyond our range of perception is just as likely as the idea of God. It was even on the list of scary scientific theories posted in this thread >>17444147
and who's to say that the beings would be humanoid? the incomprehensible monstrosities that lovecraft describes seem much more likely considering that they exist in a dimension beyond our comprehension

in other words:
HAIL CTHULHU

>>17444437
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! IA! IA!

>>17447544
I bet you google fhtagn'd that

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>>17444552
where is s4s.........

>>17447670
a standard IQ registry doesn't go high enough to accurately represent the genius of the average s4s poster

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is nice paranormal????

>>17447659
Mostly for proper punctuation. Sorry, my pseudo dead languages are pretty rusty ;)

>>17447670
After a quick bout of shitposting on /m/, I realized that /m/ is also missing

>>17449096
It's confirmed, I'm /x/ tier retarded. /m/is right there, behind /a/ and /vr/, which sounds about right