Homunculus EXPIERMENT

>>17428346
May or may not be real. I personally think it's real
>eggs and sperm are very similar in molecular structure
>when he hits it with a book, it bleeds.

This man created life.
Of course, I'm gullible af

This is being discussed in two other threads right now, dude.

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(Follow up experiment)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ

(40 Day Incubation Time)-

>Disclaimer:
This experiment is better than the first one, however watching both is still recommended.

I will try it myself.
Worst thing I can get is a monster or a horrible smell in the house

>>17428375
Your mum is going to be so angry

>>17428382
She was already angry when I was jacking off in the table. God damnit mum, I'm doing science

>>17428399
It's not science if you're a faggot. Spare your mum, ya silly cunt

>>17428401
That's right, I'm an alchemist, not a scientist!

Are people this autistic that they really believe this does something? Do any of you cucks ever go outside or talk to real people? Nevermind OP's shit spelling. Experiment*

>>17428360
Holy fucking shit

This is probably the most horrific thing I've ever seen in this board

>>17428404
Still a faggot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>17428375
use an ostrich egg for better results

>>17428415
Use a human female egg, stop being a beta faggot and trying to make artificial life. Just because you've never touched a boob, that doesn't make you a fucking scientist

>>17428415
I don't want my son to be an australian, thanks

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>Its fake
Ok possibly, but how did he get this shit into an egg?

>>17428427
lightly split/saw open, super glue back together, apply paint, textureize, sand down rough parts.

>>17428427
>>17428438

How did he get it to move, though, if it's fake? What is it, if he got past the dilemma of getting it in the egg?

>>17428427
Somewhat decent editing skills

>>17428447
lots of masking and hours of editing in after effects

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>>17428447
True, In E-2 (Experiment 2) he uses his other hand to get it all out of the egg and such, also, I checked for frame skips or skipping hand-shadows in the video, and couldn't see anything. The audio is also normal as well with no clips of any kind.

This is indeed, spoopy

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Sage

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>>17428346
This is some classic /x/ content. Whether this is real or not I would take discussion like this any day over the bullshit succubus,skinwalker, divination RP shit we see here on a daily basis.

>>17428420
We already know it works with a human egg otherwise degenerates like you would have ever come to be

>>17428424
African, but that's still worse

Is anyone familiar with The Book of Aquarius? According to the author of that book you need the philosophers stone to create a homunculus, also called golem and takwin.

>>17428472
Sage? This is my first time posting this thread

>>17428477
I just saw it on /b/ and I thought it was spoopy, but the thread died pretty quick so I thought'd I post it here, you guys are pretty chill and discuss things better

>>17428479
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqIX-8IppL0
Someone trying to repeat

>>17428360
>when he smashes it with a book
>the blood

Jesus fucking christ

This thread has my interest

>>17428528
Did he say he was going to incubate it? The shit wont work if you just leave the egg in the fucking open

>>17428528
Where is pt. 2, though.

>>17428360
Yah, those movements look pretty real, also, the blood when he smashes it, and the spit-stain on his clothing from the Homunculus thingy, idk m8, this might be legit

I remember a book being talked about here, something similar to "The Antichrist Handbook". It has info on making one of these things. Anyone know what i'm talking about?

>>17428560
I found it, called the Antichrist Training Manual. Just need to find the right section

>>17428360
What... the fuck.

Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus

>>17428626
this imaginary line at the edge of the stage is where the band ends

this man, he's not in the band
he is merely dressed like the band

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Seems pretty straight up:
-Get an egg
-Inject sperm into Yolk
-Monster created

However, I feel like a higher chance of success would perhaps doing those steps, however:
-Get an egg
-Inject sperm
-Incubate for 6/15 days
-Have an actual hen they lay on it for the rest of the Incubation days
-Monster created but possibly has higher chance of staying alive/being more active

Thoughts on theory?

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Everyone here sheltered fucks?

Go out on a farm ffs. See what chickens look like.

Looks like 5-6 days with a fungal infection from injecting the egg with his disgusting sperm.

>>17428648
It literally does not matter if the hen sits on it or not. Putting it in an incubator and wrapping it in a blanket does the same fucking thing. It's not like the hen does something special to the egg

>>17428657
>go to a farm
>illustrated chick-embryos pasted on plastic "eggs"
Why do you think you're bright?

>>17428659

Moisture and turning the eggs. That's why incubators are motorized and you have to add water to them periodically.

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>>17428667
>L-Lemme move goalposts.
Fine
>>17428659
You're dealing with extremely uneducated people in this thread apparently.

>>17428682
You didn't mention why you think you're bright.

>>17428677
>humans don't/can't rotate eggs
>hens control humidity better than humans
The guy said incubators anyway.

>>17428682
I grew up in chicken capitol of the US. Personally, I think this creating life thing COULD be possible but I wouldn't go as far as using the term "humunculus." Also, >>17428659
THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE HEN AND THE INCUBATOR.

>>17428688
>Avoiding it
I never claimed to be bright. I've seen dogs before, therefore I know when someone points at one and claims it's a horse, they are full of shit. You don't have to be particularly intelligent.

>>17428477
>Whether this is real or not

it's not real. what is to discuss? it was a piece of entertainment created as an art project or something.

i mean even having to say "it's not real" makes me feel upset with myself for surrounding myself with the type of people who would have to be told.

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So...whos to say this can't be applied beyond a chicken egg?

Its obvious that what hes doing is manipulating the creation of life in its most malleable state

This could probably be applied to larger eggs that would produce more significant results

dedicated /x/ fags this is your chance, find a Emu egg and commence an experiment and post results assuming your still alive after its born

>>17428714
>So...whos to say this can't be applied beyond a chicken egg?

Every biologist with a doctoral education in the entire world.

>>17428714
I'd probably have a fucking panic attack if I did that, I'd probably be in shock and throw up. I mean, thats technically my fucking kid, and I made it into a down syndrome human-turkey

Ya, 2edgy4me not doin that shit

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>>17428659
>>17428677
>>17428682
>>17428692
Alright guys listen, this is why 6/15 incubator plan would work pretty well. Its because then Hen would be better at it, and it would turn out to be healthier overall. Im not no Chicken Scientist or anything, but doesnt the Hen fertilize it some aswell, so does that mean there would be a little more Chicken than Human when it finally hatches?

Mentally challenged thread is mentally challenged. You fucks aren't going to make it too far into life.

>>17428760
You're supposed to incubate homunculi in manure. iirc

>>17428760
tHIS IS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN! YOU RETARDS ARE SO FUCKING THICK. ONCE THE EGG IS OUT OF THE HEN, THE HEN HAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO WITH IT. IT FOESNT MATTER IF THE HEN SITS ON IT OR IF IT'S PUT IN THE INCUBATOR. JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKERS ON THE PLANET AND I FREQUENT /B/

>>17428800
>russian youtuber tricks you into having a box full of heated horse manure in your home

im about to shit myself laughing at this concept

>>17428809
You don't have to heat it, the decomp reactions are exothermic, just gotta sterilise & seal the puncture properly & bery it rite deap in their.

>>17428809
that made me kek

>>17428806
>THE HEN HAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO WITH IT
You dumb fucker, what if you took the egg, did a machine-based incubation, THEN put the egg in with other naturally born eggs (Not part of the experiment) So technically, then the hen is fertilizing/naturally incubating it without it really caring? Now do you understand?

>>17428817
>hen is fertilizing
>hen
>fertilizing

Someone failed biology hard.

>>17428836
I never took Biology, my school didnt teach it, however, my mom has chickens, and I have to take basic care of them. So I know a little

>>17428823
No, what I am saying is, ok, who is the ones laying on the eggs after the egg has been born? Because we just need to take the chicken that lays on eggs, and put it on the egg that has been injected with Human sperm. Also, sense the Hen has no physical interaction with the egg after being laid, would it still have MENTAL interactions even if the hatchling if a Human-Turkey-Mutant?

>>17428856
>I never took Biology
>my school didnt teach it

what....biology is one of the basic subjects common to all schools

>>17428864
Turn off your fucking cruise control and stop spazzing out you spergburglar.

>>17428717
So they agree that human sperm should be able to create a homunculus from a chicken egg then?

Just not any other type of egg

>>17428866
He's probably from Hicktown, USA or homeschooled.

>>17428874
No. Not B does not equal A.

>>17428866
I grew up in poorfag school, so bad, they had to cancel the science class, they even got rid of art.

>>17428864
But how does the Hen not have any mental effects on the hatchling? I mean, if you Human-Turkey-Mutant was to be born into a world filled with its own chicken species, would it act like a chicken and follow its mother Hen? ESPECIALLY if the Hen is laying on the egg?

>>17428876
I am from hicktown usa and I took advanced calculus and japanese in high school. there is no school in the nation that does not teach biology.

>>17428360
Can't stop laughing at the sudden book slam

>>17428897
You should have taken an actually useful language, like Spanish or Mandarin, weeb.

>>17428360
BLYET

>>17428897
>Hicktown
Lol

>>17428898
No, ok, well what if you were to do something among the lines of letting the Turkey lay an egg, then when its off guard, you inject with your sperm. Then sense the Hen notices the egg has not been moved, it continues laying on it and doing a natural incubation process? Then would certain genetics from the Hen be carried over to the Turkey-Human-Hen-Mutant when it finally hatches?

>>17428913
okay you are literally just doing this to piss me off because no one can be this fucking retarded. I'm out. Peace. Enjoy your multi-species mutant

>>17428925
I'm not joking around dude, why wouldn't that work? The Hen would think its still a normal egg, but then when it hatches it will be taken into capturing by me, so whats the problem?

>>17428931
Are the yard wranglers all asleep? Are you up past your bed time? Do they even have internet in retard shelters? How does it feel to know your mum doesn't love you?

>>17428935
My mom loves me very much, she gives me +1 Big Boy points whenever I spell correctly and talk with others like this. What's your problem dude? Damn

>>17428447
The second one is clearly a string and someone above making the little head thing move.

What if it hatches and it's black?

>>17428931
It won't hatch, if the resulting organism is part-human, even if soul-less, it will be too weak to escape the egg.

>>17428940
You are asking stupid fucking questions about chickens. I gave you the answer. The hen has nothing to do with the egg once it pops out her uterus. Turkies are not involved at all here. You are intentionally making yourself sound stupid.

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>Good thread on /x/

>Shills start arguments about hens and incubators and stupid conversations derailing the thread

>>17428949
No one's been bumping the thread with anything even remotely about the original thread content. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>17428949
/x/ - Animal Husbandry

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Alright guys, I have bad news.. this is indeed..
Real.

There are no frame skips, and the audio has no clips or sudden changes. There are also no shadow skips by his hands as well, his hand is too shaky as well, that would be extremely difficult to edit. Also, look around the red box area, theirs no string, if there was you would probably see a shadow (Maybe) And plus, the spit on him and stuff, and the blood from him smashing it from the book?

Still think its fake? I'm pretty convinced that its real

>>17428963
Finally back on track

>>17428878
Oh I see so everything in this thread is a lie

Id love to see the research on human sperms interaction

>>17428963
Well, fuck, is anybody going to try and replicate this?

>>17428974
Literally everyone is gonna try this

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>>17428963
Heres some more stuff to prove that it may in fact be real.

>How did he get something like that into an egg?

>The movement of the creature is so real

>It gets crushed and theirs blood, AND ORGANS

>The fucking thing spits on him and stains his cloths

A creature like that could possibly be crafted, but it just seems to difficult. The organs and blood and getting that thing into an egg and everything, just seems to unlikely. Anything else anyone wants to add?

>>17428360
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ
That look fake as fuck
Literally claymation

>>17428986
>Creature had it's spit falling from its mouth while moving its head around
Are you sure anon? Also see:
>>17428982
>>17428963

AND JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE FUCKING CAPTCHAS

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>>17428346
To be honest, I don't habeeb it.

If you were to fug a dog, or dog fug a woman, they wouldn't have deformed off-springs. Same thing with an egg, our chromosomes don't align to reproduce.

Still pretty cool idea for trolling.

What would happen if it was 80 days?

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>>17428995
http://genetics.thetech.org/ask/ask225

See?

>>17428995
Ah, but it's not about cross-species breeding. Do you know what a homunculus even is? The egg is just a vessel. You could just as well keep it in a horse's womb, as the old alchemy manuals suggested.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homunculus

If this is real, it's possibly one of the most grotesque things I've ever seen.

I mean, sperm isn't compatible with egg yolk, right? You couldn't grow life by injecting sperm into an egg and letting it sit in cupboard for a few months, you'd just get a disgusting moldy mess. Right?

Honestly though, this is giving me the major creeps.

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>>17429015
Let me walk you through baby steps.
If you want something to be formed, either a human baby (deformed) or animal (deformed) you need it's cells to multiply. Imagine it like a cancer, but instead it becomes a body with appendages.

For the cells to multiply, it needs the two sets of chromosomes, and obviously the entire system where it carries the amino acids. Without a proper multiplication system, there just wont be a body at all.

What you see in the video might be the genes of a chicken and rooster, but malformed by a fungus or disease. It has no human genes.

The closes thing a person could do is take the male sperm's chromosome, either X or Y and mix it with a woman's egg. Then take it to an incubator that SOMEHOW maintains the perfect condition to give it proteins and other stuff for it to become something.

>>17429002
Don't ask questions you do not want to know the answers to.

>>17429038
I know all this. I'm just defining terms. The video calls it a 'homunculus,' and I want to make sure everyone knows what a homunculus is, or what it's commonly meant to be.

>>17429012
>>17429015
You faggots are double stupid in the thread, don't even know fucking mythology like a good /x/phile and realize chimera and homunuculi are two different things.

Dipshits.

>>17429045
I can tell you what it really is, a fiction. If you want to make a human being just stick your dick in a vagina and cum inside.

"Popularized in sixteenth century alchemy and nineteenth century fiction."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homunculus

Alright I've got a question for Experiment 2, and 1 actually. Why does he take the Homunculus out of the egg early, what if he waited until it finally hatches? Instead of taking it our early and letting it die?

Also, if there is a properly fertilized Chicken egg, and say it goes 1 day into incubation. (A little chick will barely start to produce) Then, what if Human sperm is injected properly? Then what?

Which leads me to my second question. What if the egg is all fertilized and normal and everything, then half way through its time growing in the egg, Human DNA in injected into the the little chick in egg, instead of using human sperm as a mix?

Thoughts on everything I just said?

buncha 15 year old newfags bout to be caught by they moms asking for needles n shit to inject they two days worth of jacking off into a fuckin chicken egg
what happened /x/

>>17429104
>buncha
What are you, 16? Oh man you sure showed me "oldfag"

>>17428884
Where the fuck do you live where they cancel a fucking science class???? Especially one that covers some really basic shit.

>>17429112
Humboldt County CA, Big Lagoon, it was my Middle School, High School faggot now.

That school is so bad, it gives you like no work and it doesnt prepare you for highschool at all. I have all F's right now, that school fucked me over so bad

Holy fuck faggots, does any of you have any even basics knowledges in biology or genetics? Not possible that anything will happen

I didn't bother to read the thread because I am really lame, so please excuse if this has been explained already.

I inherited a shitty farm and I have a fuckton of asshole chickens (among other stupid crap). It's just a fucking fertilized egg and has fucking nothing to do with his sperm or incubation or anything the fuck else.

Source: Anyone who has had chickens (and a few asshole roosters who are assholes) knows.

Thank you.

>>17429124
Well, you should probably kill yourself.

And all you faggots saying "SPURM HAS NOTHIN DO WITH EGGY IT FAKE xD" then explain dis shit:
>>17428982
>>17428963

Lets get back on track here, this is /x/, not /b/

Alright guys
I really don't think you understand how chicken eggs work.

Or even how cell division works, apparently.

So, let's look at exactly what this russion semen demon actually did.
He had an egg.
We can infer this to be an egg that was pre-fertilized by a rooster.
And the reason that we can infer this is the following:
If you inject an unfertilized egg of one species with the fertilizing material of another, it won't work.
Nothing will happen, due to a disparity in chromosome count, and the conflicting information in the chromosomes that ARE similar.
If that information and number of chromosomes tells it to divide the same way and make the same parts and make the right type of cells (for instance, dogs have sufficiently similar DNA, despite the existence of different breeds), then division will continue beyond the initial egg+sperm touchy touchy.
Supposing that what we see in the video is real, then we absolutely know it to be true that within the egg, cell division was already happening.
Now, what does the injection of human semen mean in this case?
Absolutely nothing.
The egg had already been fertilized, so the introduction of semen would have no effect on the fertilization of the egg.
The only things that could possibly be introduced via that injection that could have an effect on the growth of the fetus were bacteria, viruses, or parasites.
Also keeping in mind the lack of proper conditions, I find it unlikely that any form of bird-like entity could survive and continue growing inside that egg.
We also see tendon and muscle like behavior (also bone structure in #1) indicative of not only survival beyond the initial stages of cell division (which I already find unlikely), but also the ability to have grown some sort of functioning musculo-vascular system, but also some ability to apply electrical signals to those systems, WHILE IN THE PRESENCE OF HARMFUL BACTERIA FOR AN ELONGATED PERIOD OF TIME.
(cont...)

>>17429128
Are you this stupid or are you pretending? I feel like /x/ feels too slow for you to get satisfaction from "lel pretending 2 be stupid rofl".
Goddamnit, /x/, I know you guys are retarded but this is absolutely godawful even for you.

>>17428986
You realize claymation is stop-motion, right? This isn't in stop-motion.

>>17429129
(cont...) So, supposing that all these ridiculously unlikely events transpired, TWICE mind you, then all this man did was condemn two innocent unborn creatures that could have lived lives into living short and painful existences floating in some gross russian perv's jizz.

>>17429129
TL;DR

Listen, another guy is doing a test (A separate youtuber) Maybe he is legit, and we will see some results. I think its real, I think it makes sense if a fertilized egg is injected with sperm, it would form into something. I dont see why not

>>17428346
Fake and impossible. Experiment for yourself. You will just have your own jizz inside an egg.

>>17428963
It's a partially incubated egg. What you're seeing is the chicken fetus and nothing more.

>>17429149
Fertilized eggs can't be fertilized twice. Wtf? Its already developing/dividing as soon as the sperm nucleus fuses with the egg nucleus. The new sperm isn't going to fuse with anything at this point.

>>17429149
>TL;DR
Yeah I think I see the problem
>I dont see why not
because it's biologically nonsense.
The egg was already fertilized with rooster sperm. Adding more sperm doesn't do jack shit.
A human female egg only takes one sperm, and then it's done (supposing two sperm don't enter at the same time but that's not relevant here).
Jizzing in her again after she's already pregnant doesn't make her more pregnant.

>ITT more than half of /x/ fails basic biology

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This whole thread is just too much. You plebs are the greatest, and to the intelligent folk here I offer you my condolences.
Any reasonable people you should sage the shit out of this.

>>17428346
i left this place a couple years ago due to all the shitty roleplay ama threads.
I come back to this stupid shit.......

>>17429156
>>17429160
Well ok, but what if the egg is NOT fertilized? THEN the yolk is injected with Human sperm? Did you faggots not watch the videos?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ

>>17429171
you dense mother...
>Did you faggots not watch the videos
DID YOU NOT READ MY FUCKING POST WHERE I EXPLAINED THIS VERY THING YOU'RE ASKING ABOUT?
Oh right,
IT WAS TOO FUCKING LONG.
JESUS CHRIST.
>If you inject an unfertilized egg of one species with the fertilizing material of another, it won't work.
Nothing will happen, due to a disparity in chromosome count, and the conflicting information in the chromosomes that ARE similar.
I fucking hate /x/

>>17429163
>Who are you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?

>>17429171
First off, the yolk is not the nucleus. Its the nutrition needed for the developing embryo to feed on since no umbilical cord is attached to it and its mother, therefore no nutrition is coming from the mother like how viviparous organisms do.
Second, it would never work. Species that are not closely related cannot trade gametes like that and expect something to come out of it.
And lastly, if you believe it so much, try it yourself. You will just have your own sperm inside a chicken egg at the end of the 10 day period.

>>17429185
I bet you failed alchemy.

>>17429182
>who you gonna believe, /x/ or actual science that can clone animals through surrogate mothers and not this human sperm in chicken egg bullshit

>>17429189
i never went to full metal alchemist graduate school

>>17429129
>>17429146
>condemn two innocent unborn creatures that could have lived lives
You sound like you'd be against abortion. kek

>>17429197
It's only expensive if you can't Pb into Au.

>>17429204
I would be Diene if i went there. Chemistry is king.

>>17429185
That's why the sperm should be injected into a non-fertilized egg, then thrown into a mixed pile of fertilized egg, so the chickens can fertilize it, ending in a successful hatching

>>17429181
Well why don't we just add chromosomes to the Human sperm before injecting it? Also, if the chromosome count was decreasing couldn't you inject more into the yolk of the egg?

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>>17429203
>could have lived lives.... but instead condemned them to live short and painful ones
There's a difference between something that can be necessary, and screwing over some innocent creature just for shits and giggles.

>>17429209
>well why don't we just add chromosomes to the human sperm
Yeah, I think you've got an extra chromosome.

>>17429209
Each species egg has a protective layer that is only penetrable by similar species. Anything else won't get through.
I know you are trolling at this point but I just want other people to read this so they don't fall for this stupidity. Thanks for keeping me and another anons knowledge going.

>>17429207
You're already on the net
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Net_(substance)

>>17429214
I know theres an egg to protect itself, but thats what the needle if for, so they can inject the yolk with human sperm, for you see the sperm gets mixed in with the developing species in the egg. Its just like a mix between two dogs its simple fucking shit

>>17429212
Well sense each human sperm only has 1 chromosome why dont we just take 2 human sperm and put them together into one yolk?

>>17429209
Holy shit, we've already gone over this.

THE CHICKENS DO NOT FERTILIZE THE EGG.

Think about this REALLY HARD. The chicken and rooster copulate. The rooster puts his sperm into the chicken. The chicken then lays an egg that has already been fertilized by the rooster. That is it. That is all of the egg. Nothing else goes into the egg after this. The hen literally lays on it, and that is it. No fertilization after its been laid. None.

Now, if there is no rooster? She lays an unfertilized egg. Literally chicken period. Still, NOTHING goes into the egg. It is closed. A door that has been bricked up and can never be entered.

NOW do you understand?

>I can't believe I fell this hard for bait.

>>17429214
>only penetrable by similar species.
Dude literally used a steel syringe.

>>17429222
I can't believe this website decided to grace your unbelievably bad trolling with trips.

>>17429212
Its literally a fetus. It doesn't know it could have been a chicken who lived a great life of... laying eggs, and eating shit off of the ground.

That's not screwing over some innocent creature in my book. That egg was never meant to hatch.

>>17429222
Except dogs are homologous/closely related.
Inserting human sperm cells into a unfertilized egg will do nothing. The gametes are just not compatible.
Go ahead and do this experiment yourself. Make sure your mommy helps you. At the end of the 10 day period, post your results here.

>>17429235
>trolling
Im not trolling, your just saying the because you cant prove me wrong dude

>>17429237
Like I said, a legit/10 is already doing a legit test. See video here:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqIX-8IppL0

However his incubation process is ???, profit, so we'll see how it turns out

>>17429236
But that's the point.
Even if it wasn't meant to hatch, being forced into a painful existence as a freak just because some horny russky wanted to make a youtube video?
'ts fucking sickening.

>>17429230
lel, there are actually people refuting against science. The same science that was used to make everything being used in life possible.

>>17429249
No, no, no. Its not fully developed. Its a fetus. It wasn't forced into a painful existence because it literally isn't feeling anything.

>>17429248
>Legit
>posts no real data analysis of organism to prove its authenticity

Its pretty scary how gullible you guys here are.....

>>17429248
Lol. Im saying how about you try it yourself little boy. Do you know why there are labs in college? Because they want you to test and see for yourself if the theories taught in science courses are true. They don't just show you something and tell expect you to believe.
So why don't you try it out and learn for yourself whats real. Maybe after, you will be more interested in learning why things happened the way it did.

>>17429256
This ethical dilemma only applies if it were actually real
>which it isn't
so it's not like an actual living thing were being denied its existence.
But if it was real, #2 is reacting, it spit on the dude, it was biologically responding with a fight or flight response.
It was alive.
If it also were real, it would require a fertilized chicken egg to be done in the first place, which means that if that egg had been treated properly, a chicken would've come out.

>>17429260
>>17429268
Faggots your just mad because my quantom fiysics on human-turkey-mutants are correct stop hating

>>17429276
thanks for all the bumps. I think this is good for now. Doesn't seem like anyone else is believing it anymore.

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>>17429278
The videos in OP are 100% legit
The tide of hate & refutation & /sci/ debunking are just a response to un expressec moral outrage at the act of creating such an abomination.

For the chimerism/chromosomes-tho/whatever-else peoples, it is a human, with no soul, that eats the egg to grow. It's brought to life through the application of the alchemist's will & the power of his intent.

Just saying, read the relevant lit.

>>17429272
Okay. Lets just stop. This is ridiculous. Like you said, this would only apply if it were actually real.

I respect your opinion... Even if you are against abortion. Which hopefully, you aren't.

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>>17429298

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Listen guys, Science cant be applied here, because both videos are very real. I checked basically everything and couldn't find a single thing. All of you fags are talking about Chromosomes and shit? Fuck that.
Lets just stick to the point that some crazy Russian jizzed in a syringe and injected it into an egg now some wierd ass shit is going on

>>17429300
I'm not.
I think it should be restricted to situations which deem it necessary (although it should always be accessible).
I just think that creating something that has no choice but to hurt in place something that could live normally is unethical.
I know I haven't explained it well.

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>>17429315

>>17429304
>implying he's pretending

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>>17429315
lol, watever it takes to keep this thread alive.

>>17428346
The description is either lying, or this is totally fake. In either case, this is some pretty cool OC. Based on previous 'studies' to add legitimacy, vid in a foreign language to avoid easy debunking and little explanation.

Anyone have any more spoopy videos 'round here?

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>>17429315
Agreed. Science a shit.

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But wait guys, what if we tell our moms to inject us with egg yolks when were babies so we grow up to be a Homunulous aswell?

>>17429334
I've been wanting a good golem-creation tutorial forever, I know it must exist but I have zero Hebrew & it would not be in english.

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>>17429341

>>17429341
Maybe we ARE ALL homunculi?!?!?!?!!

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>>17428943
Cuckadoodledoo

Alright, so now sense this has been proven real, is anyone willing to try this?

Also, why does the guy keep opening the egg early? Killing the creature quickly? I wanna see a full grown one of these fuckers

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>>17429341

>>17429360
Fear, this shit is serious, like a straight-up abomination & a sin against God & nature (this is why /sci/fig scepdicks are so mad)

This is the sort of shit you get halfway through doing & feel terrible about already, like robbing old-ladies for OCs or shitting on someone's house toothbrush.

>>17428648
A hen would destroy and eat it. I grew up on a farm and any egg they though was weird or wouldn't hatch they'd eat. It would have to be incubated and hand raised.

what if someone tries this as an actual experiment and not just some dude injecting his jizz in an egg

>>17428550
It was posted 6 days ago.

The incubation time in both videos were 10, and 40 days.

He'll probably post it in 4 days or more.

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>In general, two types of changes prevent animals from interbreeding. The first includes all those factors—called "pre-zygotic reproductive isolating mechanisms"—that would make fertilization impossible. After so many generations apart, a pair of animals might look so different from one another that they're not inclined to have sex. (If we're not even trying to mate with monkeys, we'll never have half-human, half-monkey babies. *) If the animals do try to get it on despite changed appearances, incompatible genitalia or sperm motility could pose another problem: A human spermatozoon may not be equipped to navigate the reproductive tract of a chimpanzee, for example.

>The second type of barrier includes "post-zygotic reproductive isolating mechanisms," or those factors that would make it impossible for a hybrid animal fetus to grow into a reproductive adult. If a human were indeed inclined and able to impregnate a monkey, post-zygotic mechanisms might result in a miscarriage or sterile offspring. The further apart two animals are in genetic terms, the less likely they are to produce viable offspring. At this point, humans seem to have been separate from other animals for far too long to interbreed. We diverged from our closest extant relative, the chimpanzee, as many as 7 million years ago. (For comparison, our apparent tryst with the Neanderthals occurred less than 700,000 years after we split off from them.)

>>17428472
Fucking go back to redddit with that trip you fucking nobody, that's not how sage works

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>>17429473
Thanks, anon. Doubt the other will listen, though.

>>17428657
Except it was for 40 days. Muthafuckin magnets

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>>17429473
Here's the wikipedia article if you're in need of some more convincing:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reproductive_isolation

Here's something actually /x/-related:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilya_Ivanovich_Ivanov

Apparently, I can't post without a picture since 4chan's telling me my file is too big even though I didn't select any.

>>17429484
We have no proof of this, anon. We need to deal with the facts, for now.

The thing moved on its own, and didn't look like CGI. Could have been a really advanced wireless animatronic puppet, but I highly doubt that. That leaves us with the possibility that it's alive. In this case, it's way more likely that it's a sick chicken embryo than a deformed humanoid creature. The moral implications are fascinating, though.

>>17428986
You actually don't know what claymation is do you you fucking faggot?

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>>17429038
So mules and ligers and tigons have what? No generic material from either parent? Naaaw booboo

http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-man-who-tried-to-make-human-ape-hybrids-513278104

>>17429104
Cunt I jizz that much when I precum, fuckoutta here with your baby dick flacid squirts

>>17429124
Read the thread because you made yourself sound like a retard

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This thread is getting pretty sad.

This is the worst thread I have ever seen.

>>17429537
You haven't been here long, have you?

>>17428626
The Hair Blair Bunch

>>17428360
Best version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0XmNGuArBY

>>17428697

So what are the things in the video? They are not cg or puppets. Are they malformed chicken fetuses, or some other animal?

Enough fucking around, I'll just fuck a chicken and post results.

>>17429497

It is absolutely NOT a animatronic.
The movements of the creature is way more natural than the animatronic raptor hatchling in Jurassic Park 1, which was created by some of the most talented people who has ever worked with animatronics.

>>17428346
People are seriously arguing about "BUT THAT'S NOT SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE!"

Do you fuckers even know where you are? We're not talking about science, we're talking about most likely made-up bullshit that we desperately want to be real.

>>17429692

But how did he do it? It is not cg or puppets.

It is either malformed fetuses, or some other type of animal.

>>17429686
>It is absolutely NOT a animatronic.

>>17429698
>It is not cg or puppets.

Like you're the experts.

>>17429701
>>17429705

I do animation for a living and I am quite knowledgeable on practical effects.

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>>17429680

another guy trying to repeat it with the ostrich egg lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqIX-8IppL0

Wow, it's another fake on YouTube. Do people really not know how easy it would be to cg that? There's no close up, so you wouldn't even have to be that detailed. Not to mention, chicken eggs have to be fertilized before they're outside of the chicken. Roosters don't nut on an egg after it has a shell, fuck.

>>17429719
someone should try crocodile eggs

>>17429721

>easy to fake

No that would actually be extremely difficult to fake.

>>17429742
Not really.

>>17429479
So says the guy that doesn't understand the difference between a trip and a name. Kek.

>>17428995
thats why i was saying the sperm should be allowed to break down some. the fragments of dna would be a better starting point. so you would have the egg which would be normal and fragments you inject it with

out of a million maybe one random combo of pieces is good enough though a chicken egg isnt the best egg to use. maybe a salamander egg or frog

>>17429754

Prove it. Show me a home made video with comparable cgi of a creature composited into live footage.

>>17429796
Prove that it's not a fake.

>>17429801

The burden of proof lies on you, since you're the one claiming it's fake.

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Okay you retarded niggers. First of all you need to understand that it's totally worth to fake stuff like this because Youtube = money. This guy has almost half a million views on one of his videos, and he is getting paid nicely for it.

Faking stuff isn't that hard if you have some understanding about it. There was this video that was really "hot" in germany a while ago:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5huQUwcJnA

At 0:11~ he shows the middlefinger. And there was an OUTRAGE about it. "Experts" analyzed the video and confirmed it's real.

Guess what though? It was faked by a guy in "NEO MAGAZIN ROYALE" and he showed how simple it was. It only took one guy with good understanding of an editing program.

Also, why does he NEVER show them really close up? It's always relatively blurry and far away. His reaction when he got "spat" on was so fake too and came too late.

Its super fake.

How exactly is this creating life? A chicken would have been created even without the sperm.

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Lol, whole russia is laughing at him and this shit in the coment section, but I guess you kids can get spooked by anything
It's just a piece of frozen jizz inside a rotten egg jesus

Why didn't you check some of his other videos senpai? Look - free energy, sciens was wrong the whole time!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfjXXGbGzq0

My god I hope you were just roleplaying

>>17429817


Bad example, that clip is basically a clever copy paste of one quick movement. The movements in the homuculus video is far more subtle and organic.

>>17429826
>it's harder to fake a thing that looks like plastic soaked in fluids

That's harder than faking real human movement?

LOL

>>17429828

It's harder to fake slow, subtle movements than a quick jerky action.

>>17429819
Obviously you think beans come out of a can, too, huh?

Fuck you. Regular eggs from the grocery store don't hatch. Chickens, without the presence of a rooster to mate, lay underutilized eggs that will never hatch.

What are they even teaching kids in school now?

>>17429834
That information was never given, retard. I didn't know it was a grocery store egg.

Why are you so mad? Is it because your fake bullshit is being destroyed by /x/?

>>17429832
Raising a whole arm and putting all fingers in a middle finger position is not easier to fake than to let an unidentified plastic thing with no limbs move slowly to the right.

>>17429841

Okay I looked at the first video again at 0.25 speed and I changed my mind. There seems to be distortion around the appendage like thing when it moves, especially apparent on the container.

>>17429858

On the other hand that might just be due to compression. idk.

>>17429858
If what he did was real it would be a HUGE scientific sensation. Just keep in mind that Youtube videos with a lot of clicks generate a nice income for the channel owner.

They have more than enough reasons to fake this stuff. It's also odd that he never shows close ups. Why?

>>17428714
This must be done to crocodile egg for real monster.

>>17428963
How would this be bad news? It would be awesome

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>>17429948
toplel

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Fuck me /x/ pick up a biology textbook
secondly
You can clearly see that it's fake, if you don't even have a slight assumption that it is then you are clearly delusional
Fucking hell /x/ you couldn't get any more stupid right now
Muh muh sperm chicken shoots acid
GUYZ ZOMB A FUCKING HOMUNCULUS ZOMGGG JUST LIKE FULL METAL ALCHEMIST@!!!! XOOOOOOO OMGGGGG

>>17429981
>getting this mad
Kek

>>17429985
>I was only pretending that the sperm chicken was real :(((((((((((
That's /x/ for you

>>17429981

Explain how you can that it's fake.

>>17428399
>she was already angry when i was jacking off on the table
>goddammit mum
>I'M DOING SCIENCE

my sides have left orbit

>>17429987
I don't believe in this shit. I just wanted to point out you seem over emotional.

>>17429996
>emotional text on a japanese shitposting site
You need to go outside

>>17430002
You're the one who is getting mad.

Shiĺl cows roamong in saying this is fake. Bump.

>>17430013
>fullstop
fucking fag

>>17430018
>mad

>>17430021
lmao you forgot your fullstop

Use bigger eggs for maximum harvey birdman

>>17430028
You're getting even madder after each post.

>>17430034
>
.
>you did it again

>>17430038
Show me how mad can you get.

>>17430038

Man do t even reply to the cunts

>>17430046
Now you're so mad that you can't even type anymore.

>>17430049
Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot, you're in a fucking /x/ thread for cum in a chicken's egg
What slither of human intelligence would assume that inter-specie organisms would be able to reproduce and genetically adapt to conditions, despite chromosomal and structural a
nomalies that are not possible due to underlying genetic structure of said two organisms.
Once again you fucking elitist faggot, you have proven yourself to be a cock-mongering cum gargler who despite all the odds has had more cum pumped into it that that fake chicken in the egg
Do yourself a favour and leave 4chan, never come back for as long as you're as mentally handicapped as this moment you fucking faggot
Kill yourself

>>17429484
but it died on the 5th day, and was inert for the next 35

>>17430056
Good job at showing your butthurt. This could be a new pasta as well.

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>>17430074
Your underage is showing my friend

>anons this buttblasted
You guys are hilarious.

>>17430076
You're calling me underaged while you're a teen at the best. I believe you're a toddler because you get mad for getting called mad.

it's real and it's digusting
eugh
shame on all of humanity

Someone try it!

>>17428856
What school doe not teach Biology? This is the bigger mystery here.

>>17428346

this shit totally reminds me of something that happened on my old forum (shroomery).... some kid(assuming kid, anyways)'s sister breeds frogs(or something like that) as a hobby which, for a reason I cannot remember at this moment, would always lay a bunch of INFERTILE eggs.

So apparently kiddo gets the bright idea to jerk off into the aquarium thing full of these infertile eggs. I'm not sure if it was days or weeks later but he posts on shroomery's forum saying that he fucked up and needs help etc. A few members get him to explain.... these eggs, which are supposed to be infertile(they've never ever been fertilized before, he says, in the many years that sister has done this frog thing), and after jerking off into them they appear to be fertilized.

keks were had. good times.

>>17428375
be careful
it spits acid, that's why the man in the video suddenly slammed it with the book

>>17430288
So that's why LSD makes people crave cum.

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>>17428346
Second video scared the ever loving shit out of me. A first for /x/. Good job.

>>17430301
What? Do you force suck dicks when you're tripping?

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>>17430232
Uh, lots of them.
All it takes is "Parents" making a stink about a religious way of brainwashing as an "alternative" to stop any biology discussion in the Southern US.

>>creates life
>>is essentially a god
>>smashes life because it is icky
>>claims life spit acid at him

Surely a discovery as large as this would cause him to contain creature rather than smush it with a book and 'destroy all organs'.

I want to believe but come on

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>>17430307
Can't have 'parents' having input on what is taught to their children. The State is always right, the State is there to make us all better, The State is Good. Obey.

>>17430313
This actually. I think the video would be very convincing but how he reacts to the spit seems odd to me.

>>17428512
No but i have heard mentions of Saint Thomas Aquinas (or something like that) apparantly his aid/helper smashed his golem to pieces because it wouldnt shut the fuck up

>>17429981
>You can clearly see that it's fake
Enlighten us nigger

>>17428659

um, no, he's correct when he says that a hen will do a better job than the vast majority of incubators and an ESPECIALLY better job than just wrapping the egg in a blanket, as you've suggested.

The eggs themselves need to be turned at specific intervals, they also need a steady temperature that does not vary and other specific conditions like humidity, but not too much.

Hens do it best, all farmers know this. You should try going outside sometime =)

source: grew up on a farm

>>17430338
But you don't need a chicken for hatching the egg.

Source: I know a guy who hatches eggs by using heat lamp.

This isn't alchemy. It's pedo-bestiality. Is this guy from /b or something?

>>17430362
Your post is firing back. Why is pedo-bestiality the first thing you would think of when you see this?

>>17430323
He was probably as sceptical as we are and was taken by surprise since he thought it would be too weak to do anything. Notice his amazement at the mouth and 'hole back there' and that he was in shock that it had organs. It was basically a 'quicknotimeforspaces' moment

>>17430391
You might be right. I guess we will have to wait for more videos to have final conclusion on this one.

>>17430402
I doubt there will be one since he was spooked. One of us might have to be brave enough to try it

>>17430413
I'm certain someone have started recreating this experiment. Actually someone posted video of another russian drilling and dumping cum into ostrich egg.

>>17429066

He says he's injecting it into the yolk. "Alchemical" stuff and homunculus' aside, the yolk is merely a food source for the baby chicken during its time in the egg, nothing more.

I think anon was on the right path when he said that it is likely that an infection of sorts fucked up an already fertilised egg which was presented to us, the viewers, as being nonfertilised.

>>17430413
>>17430418
Here it is >>17428528

>>17428982

Sleight of hand, kiddo
Interesting that you think it looks "real" because to me it does not - the dude who said "claymation" is onto something, not exactly traditional claymation but something is indeed going on there. Another thing to consider is the fact that sodium and potassium levels can be fucked with, even after death, to make critters appear to be moving(Google it =) there are places that serve fish, frogs and snakes and things while they're still moving, yet they are dead - it's the addition of things like soya sauce that make them move and appear to be "alive").
Oh please, you cannot see shit except a little smudge. There's zero detail. The creator of the video told you what you should be seeing and you ate it all up, happily. This answers both your final questions.

>>17430426 also see: >>17430420

>>17429511

You'll note that he tried and FAILED to make "ape hybirds". Science is about experimenting, finding answers.

>>17428667
He posted clear examples of what chicken embryos look like for those who haven't seen one. It was very helpful to the discussion to point out the mysterious thing inside the chicken egg is just a fucking chicken. Have you said anything helpful to the discussion?

>>17430436
funneh xD

>>17428626

various artists

>>17428657
Those illustrations are eggs fertilized with sperm from the same species. If it's real, the fact that there's something and it moves would be biologically revolutionary.

This guy creates a lot of other videos man, he created a more recent video like this.

>>17429038
Former bio major here. No, you don't need two sets of chromosomes. Haploid organisms are found everywhere in nature. The thing still can't be haploid because haploid organisms don't have vascular tissue (i.e. no blood) and I'm pretty sure a sperm by itself doesn't have the organelles to undergo mitosis.

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OK EVERYONE. There is only one way to solve this debate. One of you has to do this. You need to acquire fresh unfertilized eggs and inject your sperm into the yolk, then place tape over them and incubate them. Do it scientifically with multiple specimens and post results when they are done. I would do it but I don't have access to sperm unfortunately.

>guys entire youtube channel is literal troll science
>naw this one is real guys
oh ok

>>17430524
Just ask you neighbor if he wants a handjob.

>>17428360
You can see the ''acid spit'' in the video.

Then he goes all blyat and kills it.

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>>17430524

>>17430426
Isnt that some other guy that cant keep himself from laughing? The first based ruski is pretty serious about it

>>17430277
The kappa is real

>>17430370
He put his sperm in a chicken: bestiality. It's a baby chicken: pedo. The whole thing is retarded attention seeking: /b.

>>17430524
I've already done this and it works.

Will post pics when I get home from work.

There aren't many things that I can truly say disturbed me. I've browsed 4chan for about 7 years now. Seen all sorts of gore, porn etc etc
But this...

This reminds me of that South Park episode where cartman mixes semen with shrimp eggs and they become sea people.

>>17430645
Yeah I said some other russian.

>>17430656
Egg ≠ chicken.
Goo inside of egg ≠ baby chicken.
>The whole thing is retarded attention seeking
If it is attention seeking then it is not retarded. He makes money out of it.

>>17430757
this student really trying to repeat ???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqIX-8IppL0

EVERYONE NOW! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo5ZVe1LHxU

Does it have to be human sperm for this to work or can I get sperm from my dog and what do you think that will create?

/x/ - SLAV EDITION

Found a footage of an apartment being possessed by slavs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gfex4zHw_o

Do you think it's real /x/?

ITS REAL HOLY FUCK ITS MOVING

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Everyone is forgetting 1 key piece of info.
Unless he jizzed seconds before starting his experiment, it ain't happening anyway.

>>17430980
So sperm banks are just a big scam then?

>>17430980
20 minutes is more than enough.
>>17430986
They put the cum into freezer.

>>17430980

Maybe you should get your libido checked if that seems impossible to you.
Cuck.

>>17431000
LoL

>>17430980
Fake and gay

>>17429450
Been done.
The embryos were terminated before reaching a certain stage, it is not natural and the thing would not survive much.

>>17428346
but i thought interspecies gonads could not produce life

>>17428346
THis is fake. Any odd shaped clumps you see are the normal mycelium from fungus or bodies of detritus and scum created by decomp bacteria as it digests the things inside the fertilized egg.

Try doing this experiemnt with a control group, just poke a hole in it and leave it out in the warmth. You'll see the same gross clumps form.

>>17430987
so is frozen cum the children of our past being brought to the present? is human sperm always carrying the same biological information is a 20 year olds sperm basically the same as a 40 year olds? Best thread on /x/ in a long time btw.

>>17431044
i guess you missed the part where it moved and splurted blood when crushed?

>>17430865
Let's, uh... let's slow down there with the sperm hunt, slick.

>>17429525
I'd say you're the one that's pretty sad.

>>17428346
spooky

>>17429662
edit on point

this is fucking disgusting

Have these people any morality and decency for human life

>>17431061
Kek

>>17428806
What's /B/?

>>17430323
There is no spit, watch it at 0.25 speed. No spit, no nothing happening.

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>>17428346
>people think its real
>they want to try it themselves
>maybe the original creator of the video wanted this

>mfw people got tricked into inyecting their own jizz into an egg

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>>17428760

Are you idiots really going to get fooled into injecting your jiz into a chicken egg? How dumb are you?

>>17431230
are you blind

>>17431313
holy moly, i watched it frame by frame now, saw it. It's just one frame though.

>>17431365
yeah, its a small creature so it wouldnt spit that much


i hope this is real
i really do
i really fucking do
i want to create an homunculi army

>>17429662
Worst thread? More like BEST. My sides!!!

Oh and I have some chickens (no rooster) and will try

>>17431436
Will you make a thread when you're willing to start your experiment?

will this work on my 9 yo sister

The sequel is fucking terrifying

https://youtu.be/8YmLWnQGZhQ

>>17428360
lol that is far out and very creepy. I'm not surprised he killed it

reminds me of when I used to rip the heads of ants. their jaws would pinch stronger than ever and the legs would cling on so much holding one was very uncomfortable. i think in the video he experienced a similar discomfort.

whatever that is he made is an abomination

>>17428438
yeah fn right. have you ever tried to do something so elaborate?

>>17430076
shut up brandon

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>>17430076

>toolbar on top

Truly vile

>>17428360
the drips on the table get jittery in relation to the speckled pattern of the table its self. also the shadows movement is more jittery than the creature. this is a shoop a good one but a shoop

>>17428427
it's a video, he can just do jump cuts between the before egg and the after

>>17432420
Why would he want to be dishonest and fool us though?

>>17428626
outrageous

Well, it might be real, because in fact no one really tried to do it before because of church suspending such experiments. We literally do not know what might happen.

>>17431843
I've made 4chan posts more elaborate