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>>17425066
Sweet dubs

>>17425066
Perhaps not, could be lots of natural things

>>17425307
Black holes burning out, really big things crashing together

>specifically seen from the direction of FRB 121102

http://www.frb121102.com/

ayy lmao confirmed

>>17425341
>FRB 121102

Which is 6 billion LY away from us.

Anything sending a signal at that range is either 5.9 billion years dead or evolved into extra-dimensional energy beings who no longer desire communication with lesser carbon-based forms.

Anyone else remember the post last week of an anon claiming he worked for nasa and that while studying some repeating radio waves in space they had discovered they sent a radio signal of their own and got a response? Anon also said that there would be an announcement of it this week. This is spooky shit

Radio waves don't travel that fast. Whatever sent us those is extremely stupid, and only existed a few billions of years ago. A creature lesser than us. And a creature that is now dead. Sorry anon, no space chicks.

>>17425447
>>17425468
what if they're super advanced radio waves that can bend space? did you ever consider that? i mean it's a given that any advanced alien civilisation is going to have shit like that

>>17425447
sucks

>>17425066
that quote on the pic is fake, comes from a satirical clickbait website.

>>17425617
no shit

>>17425623
then why post it? just perpetrate disinfo

>>17425451
I was about to ask the same question.

>>17425592
Not necessarily. It's cool to be optimistic, but be reasonable.

>>17425645
I don't think reason as we understand it is applicable to unknowns like this

>>17425592

>I don't understand radio waves: the post

Dude what if it's magic? Maybe they have a thing that blends magic and technology and they built their whole civilization about it and they have city-academy starships where recruits live 24/7 and once every three years they meet and have a tournament of magic battles.

>>17425631
Humor isn't disinfo. >>>/out/

>>17425666
they might have what a human would consider magic, but it's just technology that's so advanced from millions of years of civilisation that it's well beyond our realm of comprehension

>>17425447
People will never understand how infinite space is or that time is relevant.

>>17425066
If it's outside the Milky Way it's so fucking far that it doesn't matter. If it's ayy lmao's they'll never notice us, our radio signals would be utterly degraded by the time it reached them. Even if they didn't degrade it'd be millions of years before they'd get to where they are.

I guess the potential burst interest in space technology if it were confirmed for aliens would be nice though.

>>17425676
I'm with this guy. Other guy is a fucking close minded progress inhibiting dolt.

>>17425668
It can be.. Intentional or not.

>>17425066
when scientists first discovered pulsars they believed it to be alien life because of the perfect time it keeps (thanks Carl sagan)
just because this hasn't happened before doesn't mean it's life, just a phenomenon we haven't observed yet
consider how long we've been searching for radio waves (at most, 150 years) and the size of the universe.

>>17425704
you would have to be mentally retarded to think the quote in OPs pic was meant to be anything other than fake for the sake of comedy.

>>17425066
skinwalkers in space

>>17426639
who do you think spreads fake bullshit as fact? geniuses?

>>17425693
show a cave man a cellphone = magic sorcerer with unlimited power he must be.

>Even with our limited knowledge you must realize and you must admit there is a high possibility that we will never understand.

>>17425666
That would be sweet. Would they have a gift shop?

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>>17425066
I'd like to have seen the faces of the people who first realized it was unusual.

>>17425317
>really big things crashing together
Yeah like your mum and my dick

>>17428413
Of course, but they only accept gold pressed latinum as currency, good luck finding any of that around.

>>17425307
There is nothing "natural" about outer space.
Fuck!
Spooked

>>17425341
Where did that Trump dance come from? I'm fucking dying here.

>>17425451
We could never get a response that fast. Learn to science.

>>17427481
Well, clearly not OP.

>>17425704
Dumb people gotta dumb. Doesn't mean we should stop making jokes because they're so gullible.

>>17425307
The source is repeating which means it is using the force of 10,000 suns per each repeat. Whatever is making it isn't being destoyed, so it's something either natural (somewhat like a pulsar) or it's something emitting the signal and not being destroyed.

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>>17429378
>Inferior humans acting like they know anything about science

This is why they are gonna vaporize our fucking planet you ass

>>17425066
Was this a legit statement given by Barry Wilmore?

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>>17429733
>Was this a legit statement given by Barry Wilmore?
Does it look like a legit statement given by Barry Wilmore?

Cool way of looking at it is this -

Given the distance radio and other signal waves have to travel, what if aliens sent microbes out into space millions of years ago to discover potential life harnessing planets, the microbes would hit planets, evolution happens naturally and eventually millions of years later intelligent life forms create the technology to send signals into the universe (as we do now) from our perspective, its ground breaking stuff but what if, unbeknownst to us that were are sending a signal back to the fatherland that basically says "this planet can harbour life". Just being hypothetical here but a cool slant of perspective. Someone should write a creepy pasta on it

>>17429856
Extraordinarily impractical unless the aliens were long lived on a scale of billions of years (which in itself defies evolutionary principles), and even then billion-year-old aliens have better things to do with four billion years.

>>17429978
i dunno, toying with developing civilizations on seeded planets might be a really fun pastime by their standards

>>17430014
Toying, yeah, but not seeding with life just to see if the planet would harbor life. There are much easier ways to determine that that would take much less than four billion years.

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I leaned back on my radio
Some cat was layin' down some rock n roll lotta soul, he said
Then the loud sound did seem to fade
Came back like a slow voice on a wave of phase
That weren't no DJ that was hazy cosmic jive...

I had to phone someone so I picked on you
Hey, that's far out so you heard him too!
Switch on the TV we may pick him up on channel two

--- David Bowie STARMAN ( Ziggy Stardust )

>>17429733
K...
Kinda...

>>17429818
Refer to >>17430400

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>>17430196
>Listen Up You Stinking Maggots, It Seems You Just Don't Get It.
Well I've Been Appointed To Inform You, Your Days Are Numbered.
You Would Cry, You Would Scream
If You Knew Half The Things I See.
Please, Please Just Do As I Say,
Repent And Leave Your Evil Ways.

Meanwhile....Planes Drop From The Sky,
People Disappear And Bullets Fly.
Little Grey Men Are Coming Our Way,
(Tastes Just Like Chicken, They Say.)
Actually They're All Around.
Secret Bunkers Underground.
Round 'Em Up, Skin 'Em Alive,
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling, Rawhide.

Carter Is A Clone.
Dozen Brothers 'Round The Globe.
Mj-12 Damned Us To Hell.
Scroll & Key, Skull & Bone.
It's Only Just Begun.
The Best Is Yet To Come.
Area 51,
The Spawn Of Babylon.

Couldn't Give A Damn About "J.F.K.",
Everything's Conspiracy.
Wouldn't Be Surprised If They Have Their Way
(Tastes Just Like Chicken, They Say.)
I Know It's Hard To Swallow.
It Must Sound Too Far Fetched.
But You Can Bet Your Bottom Dollar
I Ain't Going Like The Rest.

Animal Farm
by Clutch
-Clutch

>>17430420
see: >>17430436

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>>17430437

I listened to this song like two hours ago after not listening to it for about four years.

Fuck off out of my head.

>>17425066
Probably a pulsar.

>>17429352
THANK YOU

Ive been trying to find out the name of this movie for years. All i could remember was seti and a big machine of rings

>>17432487
Contact sucked ass

I just wanted to know the name because it was bothering the shit out of me.

>>17432487
Not a problem. The book's even better.

>>17425066
Oh fuck Ramirez

>>17425066
Barry Wilmore, the famous transgender singer?

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>>17425666

ABDUCT ME NOW

>>17425066
Quasars, nothing new.

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Hello Commander,
Due to recent news, The UN and the local goverments of several World Powers have decided to form the Xcom project to prepare ourselves for aatacks from alien invaders.

Now go out there and get some fucking Sgts. before the Chrysallis show up or fucking India is going to leave the fucking council again.
And I hope you are a save scuming bitch and are playing on IronMan.

Remember, we will be watching.

>>17429378
If someones posted about gravity waves a month or two ago you would have ssid the same thing. Most of science is a theory. Try educating yourself first, especislly Teslas work on instant communication using quantum entanglement. Its easily possible using the basics we DO know.