How to identify satan and avoid him?

>>17409892

I know of only two forms. One is a charming man in a suit and the second is a beautiful woman in a red dress and red heels. They both dance very well.

He isn't real. No worries.

>>17410121
This.
Next question.

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>>17409897

>>17409892
Satan is your brodog.

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>>17409892
You can't. The Dark Lord is everywhere, within and without each of us.

>>17410149
>says the anon, posting on 4chan

>>17409892
You're trying to avoid the wrong entity, senpai. He's the good guy.

>>17409892
10 has no more power to be evil. The EUE that facilitated his powers now work for MIB so don't worry about 10, he has no choice but to do/be good.
MIB

Read this "Aududbillahi minash shaitanur razim, bismillahir rahmanur rahim"

>>17409892
The first step is to watch The Witch.

ask to see his i.d.

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>>17410224
>he believes an Islamic chant will make an entity defined by the Catholic Church go away

Lol

he's *that* guy at parties

>>17410168
wait but what does that have anything to do with composure?

>>17410831
Don't ask about her composure anon, she lost it.

>>17410332
So it's more probable to believe that each religion and it's deities all exist simultaneously and can only be reactive to specific phenomena?

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>>17409892
Learn the Bible, and whatever is opposite to the teachings of it, is of satan.

www.holytext.org

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You cant. Our antichrist has finally decided to rule this incompetent mortal world and there is nothing you can do or say to stop him.
>pic related

"Get thee behind me Satan." is really all you need.

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>>17409892
What the fuck, man?

>>17409892
>come home
>find goat chillin in your room
>looks up from reading the B&N edition of Alice in Wonderland
>says "Sup? You're outta Cactus Cooler."
>goat then just stares at you

wat do?

>>17410976
fuck off /pol/

>>17409897
Go to psychiatrist ya dumb cunt.

I'm Satan and you can identify me by the fact that I'm doing good. If you ever hear about someone spending a fuckload of money on charity - it's me, if you ever hear about someone rescuing a puppy from fire - it's me again. Don't believe christian propaganda. I'm on your side.

>>17410924
Jihad means religious defense

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>>17410924
Or read the bible like it was written by the anti-christ and there ya go. You can piece back the rest with chinese cartoons.

>>17410200
This
How in the fuck can anyone think God is the good guy?
Seriously. The fucker wants you to live in fear and constantly worship him, the devil wants you to let loose and have fun.
Like... Fuck. How dumb are people?

>>17409892
anyone offering you something you desire, or perhaps trying to convince you that you desire something, is a form of Satan. This can include yourself.

>>17409892
He is pagan god, so he isnt real.

You cannot avoid yourself, you must face yourself and conquer

No anon, you are the Satan

>>17411267

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>>17409892
Well, any anti-Semite is satan.

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>>17411162
>live in fear
you couldnt be any farther from the truth

>>17411289
So you aren't a good god-fearing christian? You gon' burn son.

>>17411289
Honestly if believing in god makes you happy, go for it.
But if you're following a religion that restricts you then... Just, why?
Like the whole anti-gay shit, no sex til marriage, going to war with people who don't agree with your version of god etc.
I can get behind believing in god but religion is truly cancer. It basically promotes ignorance.

>>17411044
"...so you do you wanna go to the store then? My trucks alternator is shot.. do you drive?"

>>17411132
No it does not. Jihad means struggle. You can even learn that from a simple half a second google search.

>>17411328
You speak of ignorance, yet all you said is fucking ignorant. Dumb shit.

>>17411548
Do elaborate, friend.

>>17411289
lol jesus always looks like he is dealing with dumbasses. He is always like... *eyeroll* *deep sigh*

>>17411575
Because, sadly, for the most part he is.

>>17409892
You can avoid a being who is multiversal in power and is second after GOD. Satan dont waste time with humans like you. Minor demons maybe.

>>17411654
cant*

>>17411229
>he is
>he isn't

I think you're confused m8,
You can only choose one of those.

>>17411745
You know exactly what he meant, please stop being difficult.
It's an extremely ugly trait.

>>17411044
>Get more Cactus Cooler
>drink with goat
>consider bestiality

>>17411328
No one likes a fruity fucking faggot

You don't need to be religious to know that

>>17409892
You're already on the wrong path and on your way towards him with asking a question and thinking like that..
You are going where your concentration and your focus are.

>>17411911
Dude, you're just a dick.
How the fuck does what two dudes do with their own lives affect you?

>>17411957
Normal is true insanity. We're all fucking weirdos. Stop pretending you aren't.
Trust me. It feels good to let the freak flag fly.

>>17412000
You're not normal thats true, but you're also disgusting.
Not everyone is some hedonistic degenerate

>>17411328
Maybe you're not just here to have 'fun', anon. Maybe you and your time here have a purpose.

>>17411328
>It basically promotes ignorance.
Not necessarily. True religion merely tells you where to put your focus in and how to keep it.

>>17411328
But yeah, I agree. Present state of so called organized religion is pretty cancerous.

>>17412014
>degenerate
lol look who's talking. I bet you consider yourself a functioning member of your peers.

Fuck off.

>>17412014
Dude, quit projecting. Please learn to love and accept yourself, you will feel so much better.

>>17412102
Actually i'm not but i don't go around parading myself like a fairy either

if something is actually fun is actually satan

>>17412326
Enjoy your low density 'pleasure' and the results that will come with it.

Satan was never actually described in detail, so you're kind of fucked on easy identification.

>>17410200
Black Phillip pls leave

>>17411132
no it doesnt

>>17412458
Doesn't thou want to live deliciously?

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>>17409892

>>17411072

Your mother should have swallowed you.

>>17412578
OOOH PLOOT TWISTY.
let me give it a try

"hello, poelice, a man is robbing mah house"

>okey, be of calm, we send offisir.

"thank"

*offiser get to house*

"offiser pls help mee!"

>i am actually house robber! *steals me stuffs*


Same thing, the guy who wrote it acts like he's making some profound statement, but he really just looks like a dumbass, as do you.

>>17412619
Wut

>>17409897

Garbage.

Satan is no well kept linear force of social stability.

Satan is chaos.

I am the image of Satan. Fire.

I am his second and last incarnation, identical in image to him.

He exists as a container to me, his consciousness is kept in me more and more as time goes on, to the point I can now safely say; I am him.

You would do better claiming I am a ridiculous clown in rainbow colors than a suit wearing "socially adept" coward.

>>17412766

Shut up you're not Satan

If you are then tell me what you told me last year at Octoberfest. You whispered something in my ear

>>17412619

Damn, that autism. If you don't agree with something you don't have to sperg out about it. You can always just scroll away.

>>17411328
Don't make the mistake of connecting Christianity to the Roman Catholic Church....
Read Alberto Riviera comics, Google it,get yourself some red pill

>>17412568
I do. But on another level.

>>17412873
>Read Alberto Riviera comics
Are you 15 or something?
Kill yourself.

He wants you to know both good and evil, but only use evil

>>17410224
Aloha snackbar, fuck outta here with your death cult shitty Islam religion.

>>17411132
Actual the translation is 'to strive' but thanks for trying.

>>17409892
Go to a good Catholic church and listen to their teachings. Also read the writings of old saints and pray through St Michael to guide you.

Pic related it's St Michael fucking up Satan

>>17413289
Forgot pic

But seriously, who else wishes they could hang out with that goat? Imagine all the Hijinks you would get up to.

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>>17413311
>>17413289
WTF

>>17409892
Dude why are you so mean?

>>17412590
But she didn't, and now your feelings are hurt.

>>17412778

How do you know that wasn't an impostor?

I am known for having many impostors... for safety concerns...

...or more truly... comedic reasons...

>>17411044
360 and run the fuck out

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Satan is in everything, everywhere and in each one of us

>Buddha and Mara
>Jesus in the desert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJnyZWQbV8I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxDcE4q5_2c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yii0jw9SE9U

The only way out is through ENLIGHTENMENT or YESHUA through the Jewish Reptilian cube matrix

>>17413569
http://www.theforbiddenreligion.com/the-great-conspiracy.htm

>>17409892
Stop touching yourself at night

>>17413289
>Go to a good Catholic church and listen to their teachings. Also read the writings of old saints and pray through St Michael to guide you.

Pleb to the max. Your complete world view is.

>>17409892
>Be sheep
>Be afraid of goat

"Christians"

>>17413595
>Be sheep
>stigmatize goat

>>17413595
>goat
Satan is normally symbolized as a dragon with multiple heads

>>17413540
Run backwards?

>>17413608
>normally
No he's not.

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>>17409892
>wanting to avoid Satan
>not wanting to follow his teachings and enjoy all the pleasures of the flesh

>>17413650
>pleasures of the flesh
Stay pleb and enjoy the suffer of loss

>>17413683
>the suffer of loss
Is it just me, or do adherents of Abrahamic religions in general seem to be less literate?

>>17413339
I don't care. But it would be for the world for you to not exist.

dont run... face your fears. the devil is everywhere. so is God

>>17414244
heheheehehehe... finally hte knowledge of the red and blue pillars is mine!!!!!
ill become a god and show those meanys whos boss :D

>>17414244
That, or you know, their first language isn't English

>>17409892
if you can't see him then he already has you

>>17411548
Kill yourself christ fag

>>17411328
>Like the whole anti-gay shit, no sex til marriage
homosexuality, contraception, pre marital sex only contribute to the break down of the family, which contributes to the break down of civilization. if you can't see that you're the one in ignorance. are you an advocate of chaos?

>>17414593
Society, culture, education only contribute to the break down of tribalism. And marital laws against incest destroy the purity of blood. If you can't see that you're the one in ignorance.

>>17414593
Society as it is is a fucking shit show, it's a bunch of idiots acting normal. It's just a bullshit facade.
I'm for freedom of the human spirit, I want peace on fucking earth.
>break down of the family
The whole, "the meaning of life is having kids and making money" shit needs to fucking stop because it's just dead wrong. The meaning of life is happiness. Do whatever the fuck makes you happy, because for most people settling down with a family would drive them nuts. As long as you aren't physically hurting anyone why the fuck does it matter?

>>17414593
The only reason you think everyone should conform to your world view is because you're a selfish dickhead.

>>17414593
Are you an advocate of dogmata and a life of restriction?
No need to answer that, I know you are, and from your egotistical point of view you'll think that is a good thing - as long as you do it.

>>17414604
>Society as it is is a fucking shit show, it's a bunch of idiots acting normal. It's just a bullshit facade.
You sound fedoric as phuck, but I'm inclined to agree with you here.

>>17414612
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Pay attention to the people around you, because guess what?
"Keep you in the dark, you know they all pretend"
>You sound fedoric as phuck
If paying attention to the world around me and seeing it for how it truly is is fedoric, then sure, I'll wear that fedora.

>>17414604
>As long as you aren't physically hurting anyone why the fuck does it matter?
Though it's not that easy, friend. Where do you draw the line? Words can cause people to be physically sick in cases. And then you enter a realm of censorship and PC... Personal freedom, as in freedom to grow up to what yourself hold to be maximum potential. has to be well defined. Humans are a species that need social interaction, you can't just pretend this isn't integral.

>>17414617
Then pay closer attention, hedonist.

>>17414625
*you yourself
Srry bout that, been a long night

>>17414625
I want to live in a world where everyone loves themselves and they are free to be themselves. That would be a world without hurt, because everyone loves themselves. The people who like hurting others deep down fucking despise themselves.
Fuck censorship, it's silly. Plus for the most part, words bruise egos, they don't usually hurt feelings.
>>17414630
No you do. Good lord, you're brainwashed. All you do is say "I disagree, (insert silly insult)" Fuck you sound dumb.

>>17414636
>Hedonist
>silly insult

You aren't very educated, are you?

>>17414650
I know exactly what it means, and yes it is a silly insult. Hedonists are real human beings, to completely follow the bible is to be an emotionally dead robot who doesn't have true free will.
You're the one who isn't educated because you can;t actually formulate a proper response. It's just silly one liners then an insult. Fuck off back to the 80s.

>>17414636
>The people who like hurting others deep down fucking despise themselves.
>Fuck censorship, it's silly. Plus for the most part, words bruise egos, they don't usually hurt feelings.
Are you 15 or something? You sound like you haven't given this more than one thought. Try reflecting a bit more about things before you put them out, you'll notice a rise of quality in your life and your discussions.

>>17414658
I've thought this out extensively. Give peace a chance. The true idiots are the ones who say that world peace and love are impossible are the true idiots because they're the ones who make it impossible. My quality of life is fantastic because I have complete and total self love. I have all I need right here in my soul. How's your life going?

>>17414653
Alright, now you really go full retard. I take back what I said about agreeing with you.
Nobody here said anything about 'completely following the bible'.
Also you throw around words as 'free will' while you clearly haven't given them much thought at all.
And as to this >>17414630 - Sometimes a 'oneliner' is a valid response. It only seems like you are not capable to read the argument here.

My guess is you are underage.

>>17414664
How old are you? Seriously asking

Holy shit it's like talking to a bunch of emotionless zombies. Have any of you ever tried living through your heart? I mean completely embracing who you truly are. It feels fantastic.
I used to live through my brain, bought into that whole bullshit. But guess what? It's bullshit.
Living through your heart is the only true way to live. You can keep calling me an idiot, but I FEEL I'm right. You guys just THINK you are. I'm finally truly and completely happy because I'm fucking free. Step over to the other side guys, the grass is greener.

>>17414679
>I used to live through my brain, bought into that whole bullshit.
>It's bullshit.
Sounds like your brain is bullshit then, kid.

>>17414679
So you're not going to tell us how old you are?
Thought so.

>>17414679
>You can keep calling me an idiot, but I FEEL I'm right. You guys just THINK you are.
Wow. This is exactly what a religious 'robot' would say. Could you fuck up your own premature argumentation any harder?
>inb4 you do

>>17414683
You have no clue how it feels to be free, friend.
Lol. The reason I came to the conclusion to live through my heart was because I have an overactive brain that analyzes everything. You know what I noticed? Everyone's a bunch of bullshit pretenders who live through their brains and stuff down their heart.
Whern you live through your heart... dude, nothing compares. It's like being on lsd 24/7.

>>17414679
Yeah you sure sound happy and free, you idiot.

Also
>the grass is greener
>What is subjectivity
Get your fucking ego checked, clown

>>17414686
Emotions and gut feelings come first. Ever heard go with your gut? It's because your gut is right.
>>17414684
Why does it matter? This is the problem with all you "thinkers" you don't take into account emotion and instead you focus on bullshit like age. I'm 19 though.

>>17414693
Dude, when I started living through my heart colours literally became more saturated.
You're the one who sounds sad, friend.

>>17414689
So you get nothing done and contribute zero to society or those around you. Yep, sounds like some /x/think.

>>17414689
>implying everyone is like you

You and your premature shit you spout are a main reason why there is wars and shit. Because you are gullible as fuck at the end of the day. Because 'it feels right'.

>>17414701
We're dust in the wind. Why would I bother contributing to something that will inevitably crumble? I'm here for a good time, because that's the meaning of fucking life.
You can keep on working your shitty miserable 9-5, I'll continue being happy, and when I die I'll have no regrets.

>>17414699
Sorry to brake it to you, but that's just your mental condition and the result of your using acid.
You are a classic case. You are sick and simply project your condition on anybody else. But yeah, people are sheep and people who are interested in things you 'clearly transcend' are just mindless drones.
You are the just as responsible for the shit in this world as are the people you consider ignorant. Because you are ignorant, and it shows.

>>17414702
I'm not saying everyone's like me. I'm saying everyone should be free to be who they are.
>You and your premature shit you spout are a main reason why there is wars and shit. Because you are gullible as fuck at the end of the day. Because 'it feels right'.
Yeah some guy talking about peace and love are why wars happen ahhahahahahahahahhahaha good one brother.
Actually living through my heart made me less gullible because I can smell insincerity from a mile away.
You clearly don't know how it feels to feel right.

>>17414709
HAHAHAHHAHA oh god you guys are so silly. The funniest part is I used to be exactly like you. I said this spiritual shit was all a load of crap and there is no god and we're all here to just contribute to society.
But then I became free. There ain't no going back. This was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.

>>17414715
You are not aware, but you are projecting as fuck here. You don't know me and you have no idea what I believe or where I come from. You really don't sound that smart. But yeah, keep talking loudly and adding to the confusion in this world. Fool.

>>17414740
You're the one adding confusion. Life is supposed to be easy not this menial task so many people go through.
I know I don't know you, but I know this world quite well.
You can continue not believing me, shit, no skin off my tits, I'm having a good time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-iepu3EtyE
Lose small mind. You'll breathe eternal life. The only reason you think I'm an idiot is because you're thinking in the micro sense. I'm thinking about the macro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY
Now I'm free as a bird.

>>17414748
Keep telling yourself that. With a mindset like yours you're bound to fail. I just hope you won't be making too many people unhappy.
I'd say best of luck, but I'm talking to a blinded ego anyways.
Peace be with you and all the best to those you decide to 'love'.

>>17414759
The thing is. I killed my ego.
"one again after the fall"
That's the death of the ego.
I no longer care about the material bullshit world because it's just an ego stroke fest.
By the way have you ever felt like someone's watching you when you're alone?
Guess what? It's the beast under your bed, in your closet, in your head. It's the real you. That's why people lap these songs up, because they're fucking trying to tell you something. They're talking to your heart.

>>17414748
People of your ignorance are the worst. You think you have society figured out while you live in a complex world of which you don't know much about its laws. I would say I dread seeing people who have likely never participated in anything that wasn't for their own pleasure in charge of a community, but then again I know you never will be. You will be profiting of the work and struggle of others and will be carried a long on the ride, if anything you'll amount to be a decoration to that which is a life beyond self-centeredness.
You are useless to your fellow humans and your family beyond being able to hug someone.
Life will present you with your place.
Enjoy.

>>17414761
Lol, are you actually 12?

>>17414763
It's like talking to people brought up in a hardcore christian family. Life isn't supposed to be the way it is right now. How can you not see that? Look at how fucking broken the world is. If we keep going at this pace we're fucked within 100 years.

>>17414761
Jesus this board has gone to shit. What Eastern European shithole did you crawl out of? You sound like you live in the 80s, you loser

>>17414765
Are you blind?

>>17414768
>I know how other people should live their life

You are saying the same thing those religious retards are saying. You haven't understood a thing.

>>17414773
Jesus, read a fucking book.
>inb4 I don't need to - I'm illuminated

>>17414772
The thing is you can keep insulting me. But you can't bruise an ego that doesn't exist.
The funniest part of all this is I'm trying to tell you the key to true happiness. Because I used to think the same way as you, but I knew deep down in my heart it was wrong. Now that I've stepped through to the other side I know it's wrong.

>>17414776
I don;t know how you should live your life. I want you to find your TRUE passion, what makes you truly happy on a deeper level. Not just passing satisfaction every once in while. Are you even listening?

>>17414768
Oh no, the world is broken! But luckily you figured that out, right? Wow what a good thing you exist!
You are a retard, it's almost so sad its funny

>>17414782
Many people have figured it out. I'm not claiming to be the first.
>You are a retard, it's almost so sad its funny
The irony in this kills me. I'm the opposite of sad. I'm fucking elated.

>>17414778
Your arrogance is amazing. And the reason why nobody 'gets to you' is not because you don't have an ego -it's because you are a schizo with a background of drug abuse. I feel sorry for your loved ones.

>>17414778
>I'm trying to tell you the key to true happiness
That's what religions are saying as well. You are so dumb I almost can't comprehend it.

>>17414780
>I'm trying to tell you the key to true happiness
>I don;t know how you should live your life
Are you even listening to yourself?

I repeat my question - how old are you?
>inb4 it doesn't matter

>>17414785
Righto brother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz0BE-gl_UI
I tell you these things because I want you to be happy. Truly happy. Because I used to think the same way you did, and it truly isn't right.
You don't have to believe me, because being outside the wall, well, nothing compares. I'm gonna be happy til the day I die.
Tear down the wall boys. I'm out.

>>17414784
And apparently you're not capable of reading, too.

>>17414792
>I tell you these things because I want you to be happy. Truly happy.
>implying you know anything about me or my motivation.
You are caught up in illusion. You are talking to yourself here and simply in love with your reflection.
You are quintessentially ignorant.
Not that you would understand what I'm saying here.
I'm done. This place is a shadow of what it used to be with deluded people like you posting so much. Enjoy your quality board.

>>17414792
>I'm gonna be happy til the day I die.
Spoiler alert: That's not how it works.

>>17414761
>>17414768
>>17414778
>>17414792

I admit it. This guy and his mindset is truly what a scholar of truth would call satanic. So I guess successful thread, OP

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>>17410121
You are misinformed. He is a physical being, just like you. Immortal. Not from this planet. Don't buy into the Abrahamic version of Satan.

He has also gone by the name of ENKI, the Sumerian God. He had a hand in creating Humanity as we know it today. You can contact him, communicate with him telepathically. Use the attached sigil for that.

>>17414778
>The thing is you can keep insulting me. But you can't bruise an ego that doesn't exist.
Jesus Christ I'm so tired of roleplayers on this board

>>17414833
Notice how he shut up when pushed to tell his age? This board is a fucking kids show by now.

>>17411230
>that Uncle Sam
Kek

>>17410924
Now this is shitposting!

>>17409892
Satan is leading simple adult minds. The more retarded adults there is, the more powerful he's.
But he's just a son of god, a part of its plan. He has the bad part, so if he becomes too strong, he'll be destroyed, but he deserves it since he's the greatest sinner ever, refusing all idea of complexity (so the real nature of god/life/nature).

Oh, and the dude that betrayed Jesus was not called Juda, this is a adaption of the real story to threaten Jews. This dude wanted the place of Jesus, because he was analyzing him, thinking he was able to do the same, while being superior. This dude was led by Satan, while Jesus was under Lucifer commands.

Oh, and most of the Jews are protected from Satan because they have a complex religion. They just need to understand the underworld now, and they'll finally discover who is the mythical Lucifer.

>>17414858
>most of the Jews are protected from Satan because they have a complex religion
Yeah it shows... That's why their country's politics are such a bastion of righteousness

>>17411044
"You make more goat cheese and ill buy more cactus cooler."

>>17414872
2000 years of persecution left some kind of Satan influence in their hearts.
Until Jesus come back to correct them, as you may know.
The anti-christ for the church, the beast for muslims, or Lucifer for Jews.

>>17409892
you must beware of stan he is badman form the depp of hells he kills much much & lies all the day along
beliefers in stan kill & die & they are badman too
you do not make the lubriscious commerc with the devil is what you do

>>17409892
Hes not a black person m8, you don't see him walking towards you on the sidewalk and just cross to other side of the road.

Short answer Satan is self worship. And especially don't fuck with magic

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>>17414902
>hating simple adult minds
>liking complexity
>aggressive
>revengeful
>don't hesitate to kill people
>killing the fake utopia devil king
>very protective over friends/servitors
Near is the closest character to Lucifer, and you know it.
People just don't like him because they know that his baby face proves he was once an angel, and that he kept his angelic face even while being a powerful demon (the same as Lucifer, refusing to be an angel, but still loved by god (so he has an amazing power)).

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>>17414858
>Oh, and most of the Jews are protected from Satan because they have a complex religion.
The only reason they are 'protected' is because they receive protection for higher dimensional beings, and have most of humanity under their spell. But that is changing. Rapidly. Abrahamic religions, the creation of the enemy (Reptillians, Kikes, etc), become weaker by the day. Satanism will persevere.

I'm a spiritual Satanist and it seriously surprises me how misinformed most people here are, for something that praises itself as the 'paranormal board'.

>>17414930
>And especially don't fuck with magic.
What the fuck. Are you for real? Can't be serious.. You practice magic every day. Thought forming, for example, you just aren't aware of it.

Everyone of you fuckers, you are all intricately connected to the astral, how can most of you be so oblivious? Start researching occultism. Research Hermeticism, its a great starting point. 'Initiation Into Hermetics' by Franz Bardon. 'Chaos Magick' is a great starting point, too. Doesn't require alot of theory and is mostly practice. Also, http://fringechan.org/

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>>17414948
>higher dimensional beings
That is a complex question. The most complex of all.
These beings probably obeyed Moses and triggered the ten Egypt plagues.
But what exactly are these beings? Nature gods of death?
For sure the understanding is the last elements lacking to Jews. It'll probably a special key held by the last King. Prophecies say it will be a David Key, but I find it kinda incredibly hard to get it right.

>>17414963
>These beings probably obeyed Moses and triggered the ten Egypt plagues.
Ehm, its the other way around, if you take the stories as literal.

>But what exactly are these beings? Nature gods of death?
Self-centered beings that use others for their needs against their will. Nothing special. Simply put; enslavement.

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>>17414948
>it seriously surprises me how misinformed most people here are, for something that praises itself as the 'paranormal board'.
You are like 5 years too late. /x/ nowadays is just kids who call you a fedora if you are not willing to be a bible thumping creationist. /x/ is a fucking sunday school along with /pol/ now.

>>17414989
Yep it's rather Moses that obeyed them. Anyway, they were the two sides/parts of something identical. Moses being in the physical realm, and the gods influencing the reality from the underworld planes, but the both were targeting Egypt and their tyrannic rulers.

Gods are enslaving people? That's a simplistic way of thinking. Gods regulate life over the planet. Of course humans follow their rules, even if some of them think humans became gods themselves. These one lose their natural karma, and if they keep in this way, they can become powerful (fake) demons under Satan govern (the tyrannic simple mind (everyone must obey him/strength/fear)).

I like to think that he's reading MY PET BUSH. I bet there's a goat 9/11 right outside that window.

>>17411280
Fuck off kike

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>>17415115
You come over as not very well informed. I'm sorry. You try to look for symbolic representations in a book that was made for mind control and brainwashing. Especially:
>they can become powerful (fake) demons under Satan govern (the tyrannic simple mind (everyone must obey him/strength/fear)).
What the fuck. Please read this thread: >>17414620

>>17415109
First time on /x/ here. Too bad. I'll stick with mostly fringechan.org for now then.

>>17409892
There is no visual way to see him as he us physically still locked up in hell. At best you'd see his shadow in the evil deeds of people or hear his voice as lies and degeneracy that come off as truth.

Rest assured that you can beat him regardless if his form.

Also if he was physical he would be hunted. Angels aren't the cute little babies with wings that people picture them to be. They are warriors and messengers. These beings are practically built to destroy demons.

>>17412578
>"Why?"
>"Because,".."there is no reward for goodness; there is no respite for faith; there is nothing but cold steel teeth and scourging fire for all of us. And it's coming for you now."

>>17409892
I'm right here faggot. You can't avoid me. Get over it.

>>17414963
Actually I may know how they did it. You can create very powerful elementals with groups and it doesn't require any kind of ritual. However most likely the events are false.

>>17415510
That guy wonders why demons are evil when what defines the traditional notion of a demon is an evil spiritual entity.

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>>17409892
>White Phillip
Kek

>>17409892
In my experience the best way to avoid Satan is to not hang out in places frequented by drunks, they're the most likely to be possessed.

>>17412559
Niggyaaaa, I get that reference! Rip ;_;

>>17414593

You're a massive idiot. You're like an ape flinging his shit everywhere in a zoo. You think you're intelligent when in fact you're a fool.

>>17415860
How did you know I frequent bars?

Satan usually appears as any person you enter into a relationship with.
The only way to avoid is to masturbate alone for the rest of your life or else be subjected to infinite emotional pain.

Stop copying me.

Seriously, this is all y'all motherfuckers need besides Jesus.

>>17409892
Blonde hair blue eyes= chirren of debil

>>17411050
/pol/ here. We actually like God-Emperor Trump. This guy could potentially piss off /pol/

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>>17409892
He's all up here, pretending to be you. Pretending to be your best friend. You're in a game, anon, you're in The Game. Everyone's in his game, and nobody knows it. And all of this, this is his world. He owns it. He controls it.

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>>17414778
>true happiness
DOES
NOT
EXIST
This is such a fucking bullshit lie oh my stars. True happiness, completion or whatever else is bullshit, a carrot on a fucking stick to keep idiots from an idle life. It does not exist, nobody has ever truly attained such a thing and if they say they can offer it to you they are lying.

The human brain is literally programmed to only feel pleasure or satisfaction in short bursts, then encourage you to get busy again soon after. There are actual studies showing that people who live successfully materialistic lives, constantly looking for "true happiness" only find depression and narcissism. You cannot simply find happiness, live happily ever after or whatever else. The most you can do is reduce the suffering in your life until you find the next best thing; Peace. Everything you could ever have or achieve is short lived, utterly temporary, even the satisfaction of knowledge. You're better off simply removing the bad shit in your life until you too realize that bad shit is an inevitable facet of life itself and you will always suffer, endlessly chasing that carrot on a stick, that promise of not just relief but actually feeling good for the rest of your days and come to the only fair conclusion. There is no point in removing problems to make your life less of a suffering shithole hoping for it to "get better" like it was in your hyped up memories, because life is the problem and the only one you should focus on removing.

End your suffering, find true peace.

>>17411328
Not going to war with heathens?
Deus Vult, fucker.

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>>17409892
He will appear as one of us! For truth and justice, yet he is not, rather giving a cure to a problem he himself created!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTKshp2w9A8

>>17415939
My mother told me.

>>17416915
DEUS VULT BROTHER

>>17417071

Yet God is the creator... Lucifer rebelled...

It is Gods problem, is it not?

Or are you reading some different tale?!

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

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>>17411774
The only acceptable answer.

>>17410200
Wouldst-thou-like-to-live-deliciously detected

>literal fedora tipping itt

Oh hello there, As you may be aware of history and the establishment of civilisations, early religions had followers to thier gods free of charge. This my friends is the establishment of slavery, they would then fight other gods, this is the establishment of racism. Religion (most part Catholic/Knights Templar) also indoctrinated public schooling and banking, but we is noice... Honest, let you know when you die ay?

>>17417847
Also you's is forgetting mental conditions, so a research on psychosis and apply this to Moses talking to a fiery bush. Jesus was just Dynamo for the Jews MAGICKS

>>17409897
let me guess he's a man of wealth and taste?
also fuck off /pol/

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>2015+1
>not worshiping kawaii Eris and her sexy, older sister Aneris
>not appreciating the dichotomy of order and disorder
>not thanking mighty Void for giving birth to the sisters that created everything we know

It's like you dinguses don't even love Chaos.

>>17417322
God is not an anthropermorphised creator. It is the source and the universe itself. Lucifer was simply someone who wanted out, to take their own path and become their own god. He now represents the path for all others who wish to follow, those who do not consent to all of this.

>>17418323
Holy fuck, same thought crossed my mind.

>>17409892
Well, he plays a mean fiddle.

>>17418350
>lolsorandumXD discordian
>omg I luv chaos

Cringe

>>17415420
Oy vey, anuddah shoah.

>>17412578
That is a fucking great design for satan. Generic evil figure but wearing the most noble of crowns? Good twist.

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A devil looks like an average man, a bit jewish looking.

If you look closely at him, you might notice horns sprouting from his forehead.

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>>17409892
Goliath was a satan, he was won under David, but jews rewrite and slander his story.

>>17409892
Wake up.
Satan is the Sumerian Enki. He is good. The 72 Goetic "demons" are the Old Gods of the ancient peoples (gentiles) slain in the name of the evil Yahweh.

>>17418458
David was a cheating asshole. The kind that brings a gun to an agreed upon brawl..

>>17411280
>people who disagree with me on an emotional and political level are satan

Piss off

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>>17418619
This is correct. More people should become aware of the truth.

http://www.exposingcommunism.com/Origins-of-Satanism.htm

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>>17414858

>sin

The only sin is Mans fall from Nature into this slave plantation we call civilization. Humanity is full of dumb, domesticated cattle with no fight in them. God's word is written in Nature.

>>17410121
Exactly

>>17410157
Why would he be "dark", being the bringer of Light, the morning star, Lucifer, and so forth?

>>17419158
I mean, do you really believe that the events described in the Bible are "just"? Do you really think it to be just for an angel to be cast out of heaven because he lured mankind into what? Knowledge. Not murder, not sin, not anything. Knowledge. Knowledge is power, a power maybe that very creator you worship was too fearful to give us.
Satan, and mankind alongside, were cast out without any kind of appeal. The concept of hell itself, without any rehabilitation ever possible, is against the basis of every modern constitution. If mankind can be more just than God himself, I really can't conceive it/him to be all so powerful. He may have created us, but we've far surpassed him.

>>17418323
How about you fuck off Jamal?

>>17419168
Knowledge IS sin and misery.
Satan led man out of the innocence and ignorant bliss of the natural, animal state, to what we are now.
Animals aren't quite 'happy' or 'sad' in a manner recognizable to us, but in many respects they could be said to be happier than mankind.
I'm not a hippy or vegan, or even a luddite, but civilization as a result of knowledge had led to immeasurable strife.

>>17410976
fuck off tumblr

I love how this is in paranormal. Hahaha Satan is fake as fuck bruh. Just like your moms feeling for your dad.

All hail rape and murder

>>17410976
This guy is right it's trump, like litterally but still do vote for him I'm so bored and want some fun finally.

>>17422196
If Trump is the antichrist I'll be very disappointed. I'd expect something more regal and respectable, not someone who appeals to the lowest of the low in society and the basest instincts of people. I'd want a dude who'd seduce scholars and have the media sing his praises.

Satan's not in a guitar pick, he's inside all of us. In here, in your hearts. He's what makes us not want to go to work, or exercise, or tell the truth. He's what makes us want to party and have sex with each other all night long. He's that little voice in your mind that says "Fuck you" to the people you hate.

>>17421105

I always knew you were God sided rat!

>>17422255
That's just the way it is, I saw it in my visions expect humanity to be fighting monsters in 2 years.

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>>17409892
I denying Jesus Christ blablabla. I sell my soul for etc. Show yourself doing shit. AND then it's eternal suffer.

BUT there's a catch. Let me hug You from the behind. It's like this: "Can just one person really make the difference?"

>>17423841
I'm game. What sort of monsters are we gonna be hunting?

>>17425336
oh and welcome your blood in my blood too

>>17418656
He challenged Goliath to a fight. Not his fault Goliath didn't take him seriously.

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>>17411044
Use my charms and get to know him

acording to internet yeesus is satan

>>17413532
'sup satan
how's it feel being prince of the earth?
btw revelations is a thing, you know. lake of fire, etc. how're you gonna get yourself out of that one?
and why is it that in almost every depiction of you you're seen as suave, seducing one to your side, while other demons/ghosts are depicted as more frightening in a raw sense? different roles?

also supernatural is a good show

>>17426527

>lake of fire

I was born of this!

>other demons/ghosts are depicted as more frightening in a raw sense?

I am not a demon... I'm an angel.

Lucky for you I'm not as disgusting as the pets I keep away from you, unless you decide to become a scamming violent cunt, that is.

>>17426675
when torture stops working what do you do next?

plz no cold realm.

my dad used to tell me you recognize it by its eyes, he was most likely talking about anime though, since he is a fervent christian.

>>17426675

what are the best cartoons and how can you draw them?

>>17426696

Isolation.

The prison system tends to replicate the ways of our divine ancestry.

>>17426735

My eyes are very unique, yes.

>>17426837
phew

>>17412766

Satan why don't you like make peace with God m8 i mean having to worship humans is no big deal you immature shit

>>17426851

I worship power.

Luckily enough for me my own vessel is most powerful, due to the massive amount of suffering I've endured.

>>17426855
youre full of greed, selfishness , lies and bullshit,

>>17426874

Only as much as father wants me to have.

Where would he be without me?

Is there any prison without guards that functions?

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>>17426879
you lost , get over it, may god the giver of life and freedom have mercy on those who listen your empty words and fake promises

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>>17423841
Sounds metal as fuck. Now I'm voting Trump.

>>17426901

Everybody loses eventually...

...anyone who understands the power levels of archangels knows why I specifically lost to Michael...

What promises have I made!?

My word is my bond!

It's true my deals may not make you feel great...

...although even I don't recommend them!

Is it so wrong of me to provide!?

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>>17427241

>>17427241
Love will prevail, faggot!

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>>17427241
Can I call you Lucy?

>>17427241
Aren't you guys supposed to be roleplaying on /tg/ instead of /x/?

>>17427294

I have the fiery heart of a lion, sweet love.

>>17427309

I'd prefer if you didn't...

...unless you wait until my next lifetime and have a virgin goddess of proper color and size to offer me for breeding purposes first...

This whole penis business makes that name unfitting for the time being!

Of course you can call me whatever you want if you want to have some fun!...

...niggerfaggot!

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Guys hear me out, what if, and i mean what if, Satan was the good guy?
Like he convinced Eve to eat from the the tree of knowledge, which gave everyone the ability to know things and ask questions, whereas God had a hissy fit and condemns everyone for being sinners.
God is a beta

>>17427664

He's also a cuck... but don't be rude!

...only because your insults turn him on...

...he's weird like that...

>>17427773
triple sevens.

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>>17412766

>>17413683
This
You fucking glutton

>>17412766
Just a reminder that Abbadon kills you in the end.

>>17414711
It's funny I agree with everything you say no sarcasm but u still seem like a total butt slutt

>>17410200
Those who believe Satan is a good guy are among the most deceived.

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>>17426369
Something about that pic ...

>>17413613
For most of Christian history he was identified by the dragon.

It is only in this era of deception that he is depicted by Baphomet's symbol, the goat.

>>17409892
His name is (name redacted) and he's otherwise known as my father.

>>17427868

Where am I going to go...

...Detroit?!

>>17427980
According to Revelation you're thrown into a pit of Lava and set to burn for a long while.

Much worse tan Detroit I'd say.

>>17409892
lol, believing in fairy tale satan

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>>17427991
>is pretty much baptized in fire,
>assuming fire burns when you are made of fire and light.

trust me, youve probably been.

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Hello roaches

>>17409892
there you have a picture of satan and you still ask?

>>17427604
You're a dude?
Do you prefer ass or tits?

>>17409892
Why? He seems like a nice guy. Maybe he just wants to be friends and have a little tea party.>>17409892

>>17412766
>>17412766

mhmm i hate those /x/ role plays,

guess who i am and i believe you, not my name btw

This picture though.

>>17409892
To quote Spirit Science, "If it feels good, go with it."

>>17410121

nice try satan

>>17410121
Stan? Is that you?

>>17409892
Kill everyone you know and love. There will Satan appear.

>>17409892
mhmm wathc out for a red dragon

>>17409892
smoke weed,
open your third eye,
pray,
do good deeds,
you will begin to see the Dead Spirit in the eyes of zombies who pretend to be humans
you will realize that almost every shitty person in existence is the same person, the Jinn, Satan, keeping dead bodies alive with magic.

>>17416644

>asserting that what is Good and True is a lie
Satan identified

>>17419140

Beautiful

>>17410121
like he/she said

>>17435122

That's actually Moloch, and he is only shitty back to himself.

...along with those that invoke karma...

Standard method of ascending a planet.

Basic instructions.

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Reminder that satan is real and he posts on /his/

>>17435283
sauce?

>>17411328
this guy gets it

>>17435202
Stop stealing my name.

>>17409892
A traveller, usu. with cloven hooves rather than feet.

>>17437508
Also, if anyone figures out it's him he'll usually burn down the place.

>>17437501

Shut up Moloch!

>>17437516
...

>>17437516
...... ...... ......

>>17437516
Did you really think that worked for a while?

>>17437516
>>17437525
>>17437530
ITT Satan attention whoring because he's a 6,000 year old virgin tentacle monster with no friends except for his lifeless puppets
(and he's tripfagging lol)

>>17437541
Oh no fallacious insults.

>>17437558

Your aura probably isn't even fire colored...

...no sense of humor!

Pathetic!

>>17418377
yfw you're actually making fun of a dead body that Iblis uses to troll the internet

>>17422255
if you knew how many zombies (actual undead corpses who shill for Satan) there were, you would know that politics is a sham and that Iblis automatically votes for himself

>>17437573
Yes because it's funny when someone mocks you... right. Did you know if I make you my bitch you will be considered "cool"?

Why would you want to avoid Satan? All he wanted was a little respect.

>>17426675
this nigga never shuts the fuck up
>>17426840
very unique because they are big black and ugly
>>17426855
his body is decrepit, and he used magic to remove his butthole because he thinks he's perfect; now he's a giant tentacle monster who shits out of his mouth
>>17426879
Not even your real human father wants you; God is not your father
>>17427598
cold and lifeless
>>17430968
he's bisexual and transexual at the same damn time; imagine Wendell from Key and Peele making action figures make out - this is how Satan has sex with his puppets, he doesn't feel anything, no walls.
>>17435202
>>17437501
>>17437516
this nigga smokes so much crack that he actually talks to himself on the internet too

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>>17410121

>>17437600

[citation needed]

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>>17412766
>>17413532
>>17415761
>>17415770
>>17415785
>>17435202
>>17437573
>>17437592
You're dead satan. Thor and god killed you with quantum worlverine molecules armed with nuclear shotguns, no joke, rot in 4d hell forever satan.

>>17437600
This nigga thinks he knows everything. Like he's fucking Negrodamus or some shit. He just sits there judging and thinking he knows two different people are one person. This nigga high and he ain't even smoke nothing. Like real shit I don't know if we should hit him or pay him money so he don't have to sit on the corner and drool with a donation cup.

>>17437623
I ain't even mad.

Satan would come dressed as a holy man, reading you the scripture, telling you it's all good and nothing in it is evil.

>>17437623

Are you speaking in code about how I was molested as a wee boy?

PS Hail Satan