A Fright from the Dark Web

>>17397472

..........

6 months later..

Sunday morning, 5am. Something woke me up.

I lay there for about a minute.. silence.. birds chirping.. then decided a piss was a good idea, so up I get... go for a piss.

I get back into bed and hear what sounded like people talking, so I sit and wait for a second, listening. Looks at clock, 5:12am. Silence. Fuck it. I lay back, resting my head on the pillow.

My eyes were just closing when.....
"BAAAAAANG!"


I sit up. "What the..."


..........
"CRAAAAASH!!!"
What I later realised was my front door didn't even survive 2 hits. I thought it was a wall collapsing desu. It felt like the whole house moved an inch to the left.


"POLICE!!! EVERYBODY STAY WHERE YOU ARE! DON'T MOVE, DON'T MOVE, DON'T FUCKING MOVE!"


It sounded like actual thunder and lightning coming up the stairs. Not gonna lie, I pissed myself. Sensory overload. My first thought was to get up, but the lower half of my body just decided ha nope, fuck you abdomen, arms and head we gonna wait for the spoopy spoops. I couldn't move, so I sit there arse glued to the pissy bed as the thunder squad approached...

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>you could tell what the bad shit was by the suspicious filename.jpg

>>17397475

...............

"CRAASSHHH"
He looked like fucking Robocop I swear, except he was holding an MP5.
"YOUU! GET ON THE FLOOR NOW! DOWN DOWN ON THE FUCKING FLOOR MOVE NOW!!"
Not gonna lie, I pissed myself, again. My 3rd piss in 2 minutes. I throw my hands up in the air and freeze, still glued to the bed.

He points the gun at me and scans the room.


"YOU GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR NOW, NOW, NOW! MOVE! DOWN!"
I leap straight at him from the bed like Superman, arms still locked in the up position and still pissing. I land at his feet, grabbing his black trousers at the shins. He jumps back..
"ARE YOU XXXXXXXXX!" he asks. Shouts rather.


I take a deep breath and looked up...
"S-s-s-s-Sorry I'm in bed sorry sorry sorry"
That's exactly what I said. Word for word. I don't know why. He shouted again, I confirmed my name, and was soon in hand-cuffs and lifted down the stairs by 3 Robocops. There were around 10 of them in my house I'd guess. It was a blur desu. My life literally flashed before my eyes from my bed to the police station... work, gf, neighbours, parents, friends, breakfast, prison, wtf, wtf, wtf, wtf is happening..

>>17397472

...................................................................................................................KaZaa was the shit.

...........................

...........................
...........................greentext this right and darkweb isnt spooky

>>17397482

...................

As we approached the station I realised that the T-shirt I don't remember putting on was backwards and I had no socks on. I also stank of piss. I was getting my senses back and had stopped being a faggot. By the time I got to the front desk I was asking "wtf is going on here?".

I was questioned for 48 hours, before being arrested of.... I'll explain in a second. I was moved to a different police station due to appear at court when the truth came out and I was released without charge...

I'd been arrested for the kidnapping and possible murder of, upto, wait for it... 11 children. Not only that, I'd been accused of sharing 1gb of video and images of said.. tortures, basically. The terms used were "Actual Bodily Harm".

It transpired that, for the 6 months that my computer had been infected, it had been used as a "seed" for a persons HDD files. The person, it turns out, was a serial killer in Argentina. He's probably dead by now, but he'd been on the run since the 80's. He was never caught iirc.

Luckily for me, due to my stupidity, the virus was still happily running when the police took the PC. It was still sending and recieving data in police custody, so they were easily able to see what was happening, proving my innocence.

I didn't actually see any of the files that were shared but I'd hate to imagine. 1gb was huge in those days.

They kept the PC, not like I wanted it back anyway, and after the 3 days I returned home to wash my piss-stained sheets.

Needless to say, I've never used the "Dark Web" again.

>>17397483
Green text is retarded. It's just breaking stories down into three to four word phrases so the dumb as rocks Millennials have a chance at parsing it.

>>17397486
>Needless to say, I've never used the "Dark Web" again.
Thanks for cheap scare tactics, babylon.

>>17397486
do you live in argentina OP?

>>17397486
>>17397482
>>17397475
>>17397472
That, kids, is why you always cover your tracks and make sure you know what you're downloading, and cancel all files from downloading/uploading after you get the files you want, also delete shit off your computer after using it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LimeWire

> investigation showed that of 123 randomly selected downloaded files, 37 contained malware – about 30%

OP isnt a faggot

>>17397573

>having to google Limewire.

what're you, 17?

>>17397573
OP can't deny fagotry by same fagging

>>17397573
>there are people who have never used limewire

>>17397490
No its just a meme you jackass

>>17397472
Liked the story OP

Does anyone else have stories of random shit they came across by accident on the internet?

A few years ago when I had too much time on my hands and not much money to do anything, I downloaded TOR and a few other masking programs following an infograph I'd found on /b/.

I didn't find much. The silkroad looked interesting, but I wasn't gutsy or smart enough to try it. I found a 'sub-4chan' of sorts where the users were talking about how disillusioned they'd become about 4chan, and then cp.
Actually saw the name Daisy's Destruction thrown around a little bit... even those subforums that happily talked about swapping illegal content thought it was awful. A couple years later and I found out what it was and that the guy was caught. I hope he was caught because of TOR. Detestable types down there, really.

The oddest sub-content I'd found there was a whole 'site' devoted to a person recounting their personal relations with big cats. They owned a big cat sanctuary and apparently mated with all of them multiple times every week. Cheetas, panthers, etc. Biologically impossible, really. Very strange.

Didn't go back. Deleted all my programs after spending a few afternoons looking around. Seeing the cp got to me, really. Was dismayed to see 'bitcoin' getting popular as a mainstream currency because it really came from the darkweb to pay for shit like CP. Glad to know that it's mostly a honeytrap now.

>>17397472

Holy shit. Am I that old that people have to explain what limewire was like it's this ancient unheard of thing

It's only been like 10 years c'mon

>how do i into ed2k

>>17397472
>mfw me, my sister, and everyone at my school were surfing the "Dark Web"

>>17397573
Why would you randomly select your limewire downloads?

Can you imagine... of 100 randomly selected torrents...

>>17397573
Really, likewire was notorious for this, misleading file names, and spam files.

>>17397472
OP practicing his creative writing skills on /x/ in a fictional role play thread. Pretty original. Never seen anything like this here before. Your computer was a zombie hosting a south American serial killers snuff films. Ok. Yeah, I totally believe that shit. Not.

>>17397475
>>17397482
>>17397486

lol. what a faggot. if you're too dumb to know when the cops are trying to entrap you, don't go online.

True story. Back when Friendster was a thing a girl claming to be 15 would talk to me all the time. She and I would IM each other on AIM (remember AIM?).

Well eventually, of course, she told me how much she wanted to fuck. And how she needed a 'real man.' in Her life.

I was like, yeah, i'll get in touch with you in a year when you're legal. Then she said anything she could think of to get me to met up with her. stuff like, 'come on I love anal sex.' I was like, sure when you're older. She stopped talking to me.

Wouldn't you know I later found out that cops were CRAWLING all over friednster pretending to be underage chicks to arrest people. That's what your tax dollars do, cops pick on people for POTENTIAL moral violations, while drug gangs and the mob run rampant.

What a fucking pathetic society we live in.

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>>17398456
Yr a jerk.
OPs story was very creative & a p spoopy
Inwish there was less anti-deepweb shilling in general (to & i2p are safer for everyone if more people participate) but OPs story was a fun take on the meme.
I'd give it a 4/5 for effort and cultural references, could have been a little longer, desu senpai

>>17398440
most of the stuff on limewire was used by law enforcement to track people. I heard they had an entire database of tens of thousands of recorded IPs and names of users who d/l'd illegal content.

early 2000's was like the wild wild west for p2p sharing. I was barely a teenager downloading all sorts of shit. Tons of shady .wav and .avi files that i never meant to see because of bogus file names...The amount of freedom you had on the internet back then was amazing. Feel bad for today's teen. They'll never know internet freedom.

>>17398517

the net still is pretty crazy if you know where to look.

>>17398528

go on...

>>17398536
all i'm saying is that mIRC clients are the original p2p file transferring software. and people can create and erase chat rooms as they please. there's probably still file exchanges going on there.

If you understand what the net originally was, you realize the things that have more recently been created, lime-wire, tor, etc, are just brands for what has always existed: The ability to share anything, with anyone, anywhere. It's that simple.

>>17398470

lol relax, it's not always the cops. I have done that in league of legends to get betas to buy me stuff.

>>17397472

What I find interesting about the early internet is that it showed us how amazing, and how awful, humanity really was.

The TV did something similar during the Vietnam war. When the public could watch their draftee sons being blown up while they ate dinner. No wonder they protested.

The 'dark web' to me is just a code term for what people really seek, total disclosure about reality. How terrible are things really? How low can people sink? Well, the evidence is that people are capable of a lot things that were probably considered just sick fantasies at one time.

The net, when it was truly unfiltered, exposed the dark side of humanity in a way that had never been done before.

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This really does make me feel old, but I remember Limewire, Kazaa, Morpheus, etc. Does anyone remember WinMX? Luckily I never really downloaded anything too crazy, plus when I wanted gore I went to ogrish.com

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Also used this.

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>>17397472
Limewire fucked me up as a kid. Downloaded the spongebob movie and got CP and a PC destroying virus/malware.

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>this thread.

>>17397573
How fucking old are you? Literally everyone that isn't a child knows what limewire is.

>>17398618

I still remember when Napster came out. It was like a huge ducking deal. Internet was never the same after that.

>>17398658
No, no it wasn't. Lars was such a little bitch.

>>17398658
How old were you the first time you used Netscape Navigator?

>>17398652
18 yr olds probably don't, by now...

Were those programs, like skins for IRC pretty much?
Was there a central server with all the listings or what?
I've used the programs (limewire, napster & kaaza[sp]) but I was a teenager and had legit no idea what was going on.
I think napster had a central server with copies of the files & that's how they got legally owned, right?

>>17398302
I was thinking the same thing. Though, ti be fair, most internet users today wouldn't even know what geocities is.

Did you guys ever download a song, but instead of the song it was the voice of some guy imitating Bill Clinton telling you to go to some link?

>>17398664
Twelve, I think, I know my first family computer an IBM PS/1 didn't have a router, the internet was like a myth.

>>17398670
Angel Fire and free webs were the best.

>Limewire

>Dark

My high school must have been edgy as hell, then.

>>17398675
I think I was in 6th grade and we had it in school. I remember as early as 4th grade fuckin around on paint though.

download a 50 cent .mp3 from limewire open the file to listen to said song and hear " I did not have sexual relations with that girl " im sure it happened to lots of folks

>>17398671

Dude, yes. I was usually happier to get that than actual music. Bill Clinton guy ruled.

I also downloaded Jenna Haze Barely Legal but it turned out to be cp.

>>17398669

right napster had a server, and thus got shut down. The later forms of file sharing were pure peer to peer, meaning no middle man server existed. So all legal responsibility lay with the end users sharing the files.

>>17398618

yes i absolutely remember winmx. i had to get it since regular napster didn't have a resume feature if your file got cutoff midway...

>>17398669
i'm 18 and sure remember limewire. used to download gorillaz songsand such
found porn once and, being really young was disgusted by it

>>17398822
Good double-dubs, anon.

You had a good head on your shoulders, porn is pretty disgusting.

>finding your first porn on the internet
>not in the garage in your dad's dvd/vhs collection

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>>17398822
>Gorillaz
My fuckin' nigga.

> Morpheus > Kazaa > Limewire

Never had any trouble with limewire. It was kinda shitty. I just downloaded mp3's

Original Napster was the shit.

Remember downloading a lot of Southpark episodes back when I was in 5th grade through limewire, I ended up downloading a video where a women was getting fucked by a horse

>>17398484
technically anything you downloaded from limewire was illegal (since most of it was basically distributing music and videos/ other files without anyone's consent, or getting royalties.), they just managed to get away with it for a short while.
similar to when napster was around.

>>17398405
Thing is, 100 randomly selected torrent would be a lot safer than using Limewire.

>>17397490
After reading this thread, I can say with 100% confidence that /x/ is the new breeding ground for autistic kiddies and newfaggots.

OP, did you seriously think you had to explain what Limewire is in your shitty fiction? On 4chan?

Learn to consider audience when writing.

>>17397472
>he used Bearshare
>laughinggirls.jpg

Of course, I used Lamewire for a while myself. eMule and Kazaa Lite were probably the best p2ps, but of course, you can get a virus from anything if you're stupid enough or don't have good protection. Work on your story technique too, bro, you type like you're 12, even if your story is true.

<10 y/o confirmed

>>17398618
Oh shit, I forgot WinMix. I think that was actually my favorite, but getting what I wanted off of it took forever.

>>17399493
I disagree, /b/ is 10x worse because of all the kids
Wanting to be edgy after watching 10 TERRIFYING TRUE 4CHAN STORYS TO
DO A SPOOK TO YOU

>>17397472
This is absolutely pointless and not the least bit paranormal. Fucking retarded.

BTW you guys ever hear about the Toy Box Killer?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Parker_Ray

Apparently he kidnapped, drugged and then sexually tortured 30+ women (probably murdered them too) in a homemade dungeon he called his 'toy box.' He made videos of some of the rapes, and I actually saw a clip of one back in the 90s (aka the 'naughties').

It was on this news website called The Smoking Gun. in the late 90s they were more like liveleak than what they are now.

In the video there is a lady chained up to a table in a spread eagle position.her arms dangling above her in the air. She fully nude and there are a bunch of medical needles stuck through her nipples. Also a bunch of clothing pins are fasted on to her pussy lips.

There's a second nude lady in the vid, and she using two wires to shock the victim on the breasts and her gentiles. I think this second lady was the killer's wife. She allegedly played a role in the crimes.

Anyway, each time she shocked the girl, the girl would scream. I remember vividly how she would alternate the frequency of shocking her gentiles, so that the girl would never be sure when the next shock was going to come.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing at the time. But back in the 90s shit like that was just out in the open. Vid got taken down real quick tho. Not sure if its on the nets anymore.

>>17400806
>in the 90s (aka the 'naughties').
wat

Back in the day, I remember clicking a fucking pop-up and it bringing to a site hosting hundreds of teenage girls spread eagle in schoolgirl outfits. No hardcore shit, but my first experience with CP.

You don't need to put lime wire in quotes as if nobody has heard of them.

However I remember using winmx. Those were the days

>>17397486
They don't connect the PC to the internet while they search it dickwad... They mirror the HDD and erase YOUR computer... Yeah, I know this shit... :^)

>>17397472
I killed my dad's computer with Limewire...

>>17398568
I disagree. I don't think it's normal and humanity as a whole is better than that. Think about it. We are born with a weakness for young children and baby animals. Hince why we love cats. And it's instinct to want to protect children.

What the internet has done is let the crazies in. The mentally insane and every type of person which mental illness out there has suddenly been able to connect with each other. They feed off each other like a terminal cancer and encourage each other to go to extremes for money.

Humans aren't so dark. More often you'll see someone who will kill for a child than kill one or harm one. As for murder and snuff, once again same concept. The crazies eat the shit up and the rest of us, the majority of us are disgusted.

Some of the chatrooms in WinMX were FUCKED UP

>>17403758
>Humans aren't so dark.

Hi, the majority of human history here, just stopping by to disagree with you.

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I used to smuggle hentai jpegs from the family computer to the IBM in my room via 3-and a half inch floppies.

Was also the first kid in town (that i knew of) to get a Windows PC with internet. We had 3 Apple II's prior to that (the ones with the green screens). Back then, around 93 (?) I would browse the net by just typing in shit i liked followed by .com as search engines were pretty novel at the time from what I recall.

Mid 90s was a really fun time to internet. It felt more, idk, "special". Probably romancing with the past to a degree though.

>>17403784
>Mid 90s was a really fun time to internet. It felt more, idk, "special". Probably romancing with the past to a degree though.

At the risk of sounding like a hipster, it's because it wasn't as mainstream back then. We were computer nerds, now everyone uses the internet. It's everywhere, and computers and other devices are just as common as televisions and refrigerators. Back in the day, they always told you not to give out personal information, but now Everyone whores themselves out on Facebook. The mystery is gone.

Another thing, this "troll culture" that thrives here on 4chan hadn't really become a thing, and while there was no shortage of assholes or flamers or dumb kids, netizens were more into collaborating and helping each other. Things used to be more fun without companies trying to mass market everything and piracy was easier and slightly less virus-filled. It was the golden age of file-sharing that we'll never get back.

So yeah, anon, I'm waxing nostalgic too.

>>17403803
>it wasn't as mainstream back then
Haha, ok, glad you said it for me. It's very true. It was more hobbyist back then. Same with video games to an extent.

One fun story I have: I got an Independence Day toy for my birthday, I assume in 1996. It was an alien inside that bio-armor and it came with a bonus game on floppy disk which I couldn't get to run on our PC (it would just be a glitchy red and black screen, like a bloody Snow Crash). So I gave it to my friend and apparently it fucked over their family computer. My mom went over to their house and tried to fix it while we played SNES. I like to think it was a haunted alien virus but the sad reality is my friend probably just got malware from looking at porn.

>>17398405

Some of the best days on 4chan was when the rapidshare board was around. I used to love downloading shit, not having a fucking clue what it was until it was unzipped.

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>>17398456

>comes to /x/ expecting peoples experiences and stories to be true

>>17403854
RIP
Used to get so much good music from MegaUpload. Primarily use SoulSeek now.

>>17398484

>most of the stuff on limewire was used by law enforcement to track people

Bullshit. Back then the internet was really just becoming available to the average joe and Law Enforcement agencies didn't have the resources for such things.

>>17403803
Amen

Ease of use killed the Internet. Now you have idiots on social media saying stuff like "I will break the Internet".

Maybe you'll fag up Twitter or Facebook but to those people, the entire internet is Facebook/Twitter/instagram

>>17403890
It's kind of a one-two punch of social media and smartphones and tablets.

>>17398669
Recently turned 18 and I clearly remember limewire

>>17403803
>it wasn't as mainstream back then. We were computer nerds,
Tfw born too late, and now I'll never get to experience this

>>17398484
Supposedly they started prosecuting the people in those databases but stopped when they found out that in many cases the person who owned the computer was at work during the time of download and it was mostly kids looking for people their own age. It became too expensive to fully investigate and prosecute everyone so they gave up. I can't imagine being one of those first kids that gets your dad fucking arrested and put on a list. LOL AWKWARD.

Consider suicide

>>17403981
It was a magical time, anon. And while you will never know the pain of floppy disks, being disconnected with a phone call, or the screech of dial-up, part of me will always remember those days fondly, surfing with five IE or Netscape windows open at a time, MIDIs looping endlessly in the background, exploring the pixelated wonders of the internets.

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>>17403346
What? You never heard of the 90s being referenced as the "naughties"? Pleb...

>>17399537

>>17399493
> 10 TERRIFYING TRUE 4CHAN STORYS TO
DO A SPOOK TO YOU
I would watch that

>>17404051

Clearly you haven't "pleb"

It refers to the 2000's, not the 90's.

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downloaded this off limewire in early of 2000's
so ive uploaded here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BAlhNvGA5e
still don't know what the fuck it is.

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>>17404154
what the hell, i cant even describe what is this
when i hit paste in paint, the fucking
>YOU LOST THE GAME
appeared
the sound is
>YOU LOST THE GAME
well played my frend

>>17404154
>>17404268

Most embarrassing samepost I've ever seen t b q H

> Be stupid 12 yr old
> always horny
> Download cp guro etc to fap to from lime wire
> lots and lots of cp
>nothing ever happened
I'm surprised my parents were never b&
Those were the days

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>>17404328
fuck u

>>17404154
>>17404268
ya got memed!

>>17404347
yes, this got me good
I laughed a little

>>17403758
i'd argue that humanity is capable of great good, and great evil. We can be both angels, or devils. And everything in between.

That's the very essence of what /x/ is about. Straining our perception of what the limits of what 'reality' is. As H.P. Lovecraft said:

>"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far."

>>17403883

oh trust me. they did. at least in the major metropolitan region where I grew up, they did.

>>17398622
Imesh was great. Used to get music all the time. Morpheus and limewire too. Funny to think of these millennials trying to make up snoopy stories like it was the Big Bad Dark Web.

>>17398670
Or anglefire .

>>17403784
Ultrapassword and rotten ftw

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>>17404048
They will never know the joy of getting a new skin for your Winamp

Where muh WareZ chat spammers at?

>>17404434
Warez was such a maze to get to th good proggies

the story was okay except for the part where you called limewire "the deep web"

>>17404423
Yes it was a great time

>tfw Ooga Chakka Ooga Ooga Ooga Chakka finally fuckin died

>>17404439
Used to have a Metallica Warez that had Apu from the Simpsons quote ' Thank you for coming I'll see you in hell' .wav clip when you closed it. I miss that.

>>17403803
I agree. There was definitely a great feeling running dos and playing games in the early morning as kid that I just don't get anymore.

but as for file sharing, I feel like the golden age was late 00's and early 10's as ddls existed of nearly anything besides large files. When they started cracking down on this when I feel like file sharing became shit.

>>17403803

Those damn Africans and their Afrophones!

>>17398671
>my fellow americans
>I would once again like to say that I did not have sex with that woman.
>I did, however, go to (Probably defunct by now website)...

>>17399537
eh, /b/ is nothing but porn now
Robot 9000 is where all the true autists live

Wow. And I thought Reddit had creepy Dark Web stories. 4chan really isn't as bad as I thought it would be.

>>17397684
Nothing I saw on the internet but..

I had bought a used DSi some years ago from a Gamestop. It was great and came with its own SD card, but not the factory card. It must have come from a small camera or something like that. Anyway about a year after buying it, I am at a friend's house and he takes note of the SD card and suggests we look and see what's on it using his computer.

The pictures started out taken by the DS camera of some girl trying the different filters and effects provided by the DS camera. There were several of these, all pretty generic.

Then came some pictures that were obviously from an actual camera. Family photos, pictures of a house being renovated, things like that. I wonder how this SD card came to be inside a DSi but oh well.

After the big collection of pictures from that family, came something completely different. There weren't many left, and the first one we opened was of this little hispanic-looking girl, very young perhaps 8-10 years old, wearing only a pair of panties, standing in front of a white sheet. The camera slowly panned up and down her, and she looked very scared and demure. It was really creepy to see. We didn't watch the entire video, instead immediately agreed to wipe the entire SD card and any trace they left on the computer. I hadn't really thought about it much since then.

I know it's not scary but it was really unnerving to be in possession of something like that inadvertently without knowing.

>>17405223
hey you shoulda told the cops. some girl might have been getting abused.

>>17404434
it really kicks the llama's ass!!

>>17397684
holy fuck its nuclear

dude, i know that cat fucker.

i know him personally

like

i'm his friend

how the

wtf

plz respond

>>17404390
>millennials

You know "millennials" is anyone born between the early 1980s and 2000, right?

>>17398956
I found early 80's playboys in granddad's house an it was one of the greatest moments of my life.
Now these youngins just type huge titties into google and they have porn that I could have only dreamed of.
I'm mad but at the same time isn't this why we strive to advance tech? To make sure our kids have better lives than we ever could?

>>17405449
Haha, what??

I have no idea what it was called now desu. Please tell me more... people are actually able to fuck big cats? And not get eaten? And they have friends? They tell this to?

>>17405477
No, that's not how most people use the term.

>>17404051
Everybody get a look at this retard.

>>17400806
Ole David Ray
thanks to him most of my porn is from japan and russia

>>17405904
please just send me an email. i knew this guy. [email protected].

this is a big lead on something. its weirder than you think. this is insane.

>>17398618

I started using WinMX for downloads but eventually hit the chat feature and that became a huge deal in my life for years. It's how I met my wife (been with her for almost ten years), so you could say that WinMX changed my life in a huge way.

>>17404434

I still use Winamp and I still actively browse for new skins and every time I find a kickass one it's like getting to go to the candy store with a quarter and finding that exact piece of sugary sweetness you've been waiting for.

>>17406502
TELL US
WE DONT NEED ANY NAMES
YOU OWE US THIS

>>17398822
If you don't hate them like 50% of /mu/ does remember to get hyped as some shit might drop this year from them.

>randomly typing in stuff in browser search bar
>type in endmylife. com
>3.zip downloaded pop up blocked
>excited
>it's a few jpgs for a movie
>getting disappointed
>there's a mov that's just a guy flushing away money and repeatedly saying "Damn dollar"
If it didn't have the movie shit attached to it I would have been genuinely kinda interested.
I guess I was also on the darkweb but haven't seen anything out of the ordinary for it unfortunately

>>17406502
Ok. Sent. Not sure what I can help with...

Curious now.

>>17406754

Keep us updated?

>>17404434
>>17406540

I still use WinAmp too, but mostly when I want to do playlists, otherwise I use WMP Classic.

>>17397472
>download tranny porn on my parents computer though Kazaa
>get dmca in the mail with the file names sent to my mom
>forever shame famry
>mom still thinks I'm ghey 13 years later

This is my cousins scary story. I just happened to be there.
>Uncle warns cousin about dling illegaly
>He discovers how to do it
>Gets a bunch of Yugioh and Dbz/Green Day Mp3s (I have no idea why he didn't use google for 2/3 of those, he's dumb AF. He actually just lost half a finger cuz he was drunk and using a table saw, that's how dumb he is)
>Uncle finds "CP" in the files
>Maximo Autismo Cousin fesses up
>Uncle goes in to turn the computer to his cop buddies fearing prison sex
>30 mins later 2 cops and a detective bust open the door with uncle in cuffs
>Force me and cousin on floor and cuff us cuz were being arrested for distribution of cp
>Call B.S. Cuz I'm just there and didn't do shit
>Get carried into car while cousin pleads for his life
>Cop tells me to respect the badge and try's to intimidate me by telling me about prison
>Tell him to call my dad cuz I'm a little scared but call him a tubby at the same time
>he tells me he helped uncle stage all this to teach a lesson and calls my dad
>Dad comes and punches my uncle and a cop for being stupid and traumatizing kids

>>17407018
>Dad comes and punches my uncle and a cop
>and a cop

With no repercussions whatsoever?

>>17407018
My dad took us to a pizza buffet and blockbuster to rent a movie afterwards.
My cousin was too scared to touch a computer for about a year, he wouldn't even play runescape.
"Java might install a pedo virus"

After talking to my Aunt year later, I discovered the "Cp" was from lewdish screenies of the girl in Leon The Professional. Uncle Tardo thought it was from a child porn snuff film.

>>17397486
My neighbor got a wake up call by cops after I helped him with his wifi.

Kept the passwords for everything and stored a shit ton of illegal docs on his HDD.

Was a funny day.

>>17407036
You're a prick.

>>17407022
Nah.
My dad threatened to report them all.

To explain a little bit. Before the department cleaned house, most of the police were highschool dropouts and jock types. Most of them couldn't even cut it in the army. So military/ex military are held in higher regard than most cops.
It went
1. Military/Vets
2. fire fighters/Paramedics/Above average Detectives who actually did their job.
3.your average goober beat cops.
The detective did say he'd arrest my dad but never did after he saw how scared me and my cousin were.

>>17407030
*Years later

>>17407050
Your story still sounds highly implausible, but if true, I guess a good way to scare your cousin straight if nothing else, though done too over-the-top by getting you into the mix.

>>17397483

nah man, Napster was THE shit! everything that came after was just awful

>>17397631

D=

Mind. Blown.

(no joke for realz! the thought that there are 12 year olds on here just .... whoa)

>>17407059
I lived in the hick part of Kentucky.
The implausible was the norm.
I seriously dont blame you though, I listen to my dad tell me stories about people from there and look back into stories of my own past and wonder "how? Why? Whaa..?"

Let's just say, theres a lot of people there who would follow the old how to make crystals guide if presented with it.

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>>17405119
Pic related

>>17397472

I really really really really do not understand this. I mean yes, I guess you live in the states, so muh privatization and muh mandatory minimums but if "torture" photos are indeed illegal to share then how do sites like goregrish and best gore(which I myself have contributed to) do they thang? and ISIS shares on twitter ... so um.

I *do* believe that yes, you were indeed arrested as your account is realistic(those who have NOT been through it *personally*, themselves, do not seem to realize how traumatic and just generally fucked up it can be, and they certainly do not mention such a thing) but I'm having trouble buying the rest of your story. I'm gonna go with you were never at risk of actually being charged but please, do enlighten us if you have further information that may help to clarify...

>>17398470

"drug gangs and the mob" KEK aren't you adorable <3 the cops ARE the one and only major "drug gang"/"mob". A couple more years on ya and you'll see it too, we all grow-up at some point, kiddo.

Murica

>>17400806

lol yeah cuz David Ray Parker was the ONLY person EVAR to have such interests and tape such acts. Uh huh.

You literally just described the average Friday night at my old workplace. Not exaggerating, not joking.

Are you 12?

>>17400806

shit like that IS out in the open though! WTF is wrong with you kids?! you fail at internet'ing. SO HARD. it's not even difficult to find!

>>17403600

> teenage girls
> CP

errr um ok. protip kiddo: contrary to what some parents may like to tell themselves, NORMAL teenagers are indeed sexual beings.

>>17403695

... then why do the pinochhio face(indicating you're lying) if u "know this shit"?

>>17407205
wat.

>>17403758

spoken like a true teenager with zero real world experience. a couple more years and you'll be singing a very different tune.

>>17407233
so jaded

>>17403883

are you insane? I experienced the internet was becoming more available to the average joe much earlier than that and I live in a small town in Canada.... like I'm talking mid-late 90s I remember we got the internet in my school and by then almost half the class already had computers at home.

>>17404007

it's adorable how many of you are just soooo sure of how such things work, and you obviously trust everything that's told to you, never considering that it may just be bullshit...

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>>17398669
You don't know how old you are?

>>17398440
Downloaded a bunch of cp that someone had labelled Pearl Jam live one time :/

>>17400806
>gentiles

Zionist shill alert

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>>17407243
get used to it, that's your future too.

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>>17403844
I remember those days
>"anon, you know about computers, can you take a look at mine?"
anyway. not a /b/ thread, but mfw I know all my families porn habits and a lot of family friends porn habits

>>17403844
those games were pretty fun

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>>17407337
sooooo, who fucks what?

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>>17405904
if you keep big cats, you have access to animal sedatives...
they may be "tame" if they've been "reared" by this guy.

>pic related

>>17407356
>nothing spoopy
all pretty average, nothing shocking - couple of male and female relatives looking at gay/tranny porn, anal, hc - tbqh senpai the only thing I've seen that shocked me was my mother's friends husband likes softcore porn, I didn't know they still made that shit.
Then again, I'm surprised people still sell porn magazines.

>>17406601
>>there's a mov that's just a guy flushing away money and repeatedly saying "Damn dollar"
Kek'd moderately

>>17407255

When it comes from a judge in Virginia who almost exclusively tried CP and child abuse crimes, yeah, I'm going to believe them. If you've got a source, Mr. Smartypants, I'd love to hear a refutation.

>>17403758
Do you know where you are?

>>17397684
>Daisy's Destruction
And what was it? I assume it's not on wikipedia.

>>17404051
What a fucking dunce.

>>17407213
And they STILL don't want to fuck you.

>>17406754
Jajajajajajaja anon is gonna try and scam you now. Say hello to Mohammed for me!

>>17397573
>I'm using 4chan with people who don't know what limewire is
Holy fuck I'm getting old

>>17406502
>>17406754

I smell OC on the meme winds.

>>17407233
Im 24. Also, the people who throw that shit around "you're just a teen!" probably just got out of highschool. Good luck with your college debt, dipshit. Go fuck with someone else.

>>17404434
What about BSPlayer? Sick skins...