cartoon skinwalkers; from another dimension part III army of darkness

was this not some manner of suicide squad?

>>17389990
I'm not sure what you mean, exactly.

>>17389996
i thought this was a hoax or some kind of ruse

>>17389998
Well, the first two threads about it seemed to be a little open ended about that, I got the feeling that OP was trying to encourage those interested in it to find come to their own conclusions.

Personally, I have no livid idea how anyone that had looked in the original thread and seen even a fraction of evidence that points to it being real, could ever think that it wasn't.

This is why the government should sterilize all bronies.

>>17390011

There's no way this crazy shit can be real! I mean, right? A man with a cartoon gender? A renounced jew turned jesus witch? These are things borne from the nightmares of goons merely relayed to 4chan, is it not?

>>17390026
look man, its cool if you don't feel like reading any of it, but don't read the commentary if you havm't seen the movie yet, know what I mean?

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I'm unsure of which side to be on in this situation. On the one hand, I've had a mentally ill girlfriend before and recognize that how she is being treated is improper for her condition, but on the other hand I just can't stop myself from laughing at shmorkys voice.

>>17390060

I don't believe there is a right way to feel in this situation. I feel bad for everyone involved. (especially lowtax)

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>>17390065

>(especially lowtax)

that aint no joke

on the last episode of CS;FAD abridged

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5laWm_ft8U

>>17390080
what the hell does that video have to do with anything?

>>17390096
nothing at all, I just like it

I miss Gaming Garbage. It was fun to listen to Lowtax and Shmorky laugh at shitty SCP video games.

>>17390124
I know! It saddens me greatly to see two people who were once such close friends at odds with each other in a messy and somewhat frightening display such as this. I wish I could send them some digital "get well soon" cards but I'm sure at this point they would rather move on and forget the whole thing than have some random stranger from the internet provide them with computer sympathies. For right now, I just hope that SA continues to make content.

>>17391053

>SA

But what about shmorky? I'm not sure if I could look at any more of his work without feeling awkward inside after hearing this mp3.

>>17391062
I'm sure shmorky will be OK. He made a mistake by releasing the audio to his twitter feed, but he is by no means an imbecile and I'm sure will take every step he needs to keep himself making interesting cartoons and comics. It's not like a person's entire life is over if they make a single mistake.

>>17391079

>It's not like a person's entire life is over if they make a single mistake.

this is highly debatable, but only in a separate context.

>>17391085
Drat, you're right. Forgive me, I was speaking too broadly. I don't feel as if this particular instance will affect shmorkys ability to produce. Even if he does end up with an ocean of naysayers on his twitter feed or something like that, he'll be OK. I hope he stops using that voice all the time, though.

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who fucking cares about these people


why is this guy talking like he's using a handpuppet to communicate

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>>17390124
I'm going to miss the flashtub quite a bit. I feel strange reading about all of this. Almost as if I'm witnessing the end of an era. Those days I had as a youngster exploring the minds of eccentric internet heads are gone now and will be gone forever. The internet is no longer an escape for me to forget my troubles and just enjoy some funny videos, it's now just like everywhere else in my normal life. Feels bad, man.

>>17391144
>you will never congratulate an associate over achieving the temporary demigod status of having had a cartoon they animated frontpaged on newgrounds ever again

>>17391171

relevant link.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/chuchu

this is one of shmorkys cartoons. He uploaded it to newgrounds in 2002 or sometime around then. He was commisioned to make one other one about a guy with a pawn shop. As far as I can tell, neither of them are still in the newgrounds portal.

>>17391205
I appreciate the video, but what exactly is the explanation for that long winded description of it?

>>17391208

Nothing, really, I just thought I'd say it. The only reason that even popped into my head was because I couldn't find the original NG video. I might not even remember it correctly, so please don't read my posts as an absolute truth.

>>17391205

here's a another one

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/274256

It wasn't directly animated by shmorky. It was an entry for some goon contest. I think shmorky provided the assets (character designs) and the goons kind of went from there. I adore the collaborative efforts they make.

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>Mr. Christ

>>17391309
he told me the same thing

Is Shmorkey is the dude from office space who can't find his stapler? Am I thinking of the wrong dude?

>>17391314
"Mr. Christ" That name by itself is fairly intimidating. It's like that movie misery, only the crazy woman is trying to hobble someone through twitter and whatsapp.

digging into the personal life of the site owner and his mentally ill former employee is pretty creepy, imho

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>>17391365

I completely agree, but that paywall isn't going to be down forever.

>>17391365
While this is true reading their twitter posts and watching random youtube videos is hardly digging.

>>17391365
yeah we're through the looking glass here, people. who watches the watchers??

i had to call their boss and poke through their trash to dig up these photos that they put up on social media for public consumption

I don't really know who schmorky is because I don't usually follow weirdo goon history or whatever, but I take it he's an old mod/admin transgendered person who is now engaged to a lunatic and she's mad at lowtax for....?

>>17391485
He also made his voice super high for some reason and lowtax kicked him out of his house when he refused to stop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2ij4fxueLg

I'm on my phone and don't feel like opening a bunch of links. Is shmorky's wife thing actually a born-female, or is it just two dudes pretending to be girls?

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>>17391574
I believe she is most likely a born female.

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Here's a post made in the thread on page 4 by Lowtax's wife as well as a cute dog in a bonnet to boot.

>Just checking in to say heeeeeeeeeey!

>So far we have recieved hundred of texts, emails, DMs, Fb posts, blah blah blah. At first we weren't sure what was going on, and it was kind of hilarious. Then we started getting worried for Shmorky because it became clear she was having some sort of mental issues because she was saying things like, "You know my father raped me and you're part of this, atone your sins". So we tried to get ahold of him - finally did, which was cool because I had visions of him laying dead in a closet while this crazy woman furiously typed off these accusations. He threw off some half ass response like - "eh just ignore her". Which, I likely would have, except - you know, she started accusing Rich of making child pornography with his daughters. Which is absolutely false, and completely fucked up. Then Shmorky confirmed she's off her meds, and said that he's scared of her and there's nothing he can do. She's saying we are threatening to kill her? And Shmorky. And that she has called the FBI. Also that someone named "Paul" is coming to "take care" of us.

>So, we know she's legit mentally unwell - and we have forwarded everything to her parents, the police, and mental health officials. Hoping she gets some help because this is sad, frustrating and annoying.

>Here's a picture of our dog and the horrible, horrible creepy doll Rich gave me for my birthday. Also, horses are terrible. THANKS FOR THE GIFTS, RICHARD.

insane people love to date each other the madness intertwines and becomes in effect an ouroboros that endlessly reinforces your own delusional world views. I've been there myself

This whole thing is just viral marketing for Suicide Squad.

shmorky drew the klurf that came to life and started using jesus to practice magic?????

Here is another post by Lowtax's wife (she goes by 'Lady Ambien" on the forums)

>I've never even met Shmorky. They moved to WA around the time that I arrived in MO, and Rich hadn't spoken or been around Shmorky for a long time, I think since he had to let him go from the SA office. I didn't even know this woman existed until she started blowing up Twitter saying she "KNEW EVERYTHING".

Its beyond fucked and not at all funny when people involve lowtax's kids (or any kids) in this kind of shit.

I admit to laughing about a crazy person until I saw that

imagine actually running into shmorky irl

Another post by Lady Ambien.

>Honestly, he knows who he's in a relationship with. He is choosing to be the victim here, and on some level he enjoys the drama because he chose to stay with her after she was arrested in Pleasant Hill for assaulting him. If he's actually scared - leaving the house, calling the cops, or calling a mental health authority would work, but he's an almost 40 year old man choosing to hide in the other room from his 26 year old fiance because he's scared of her yelling at him. We told him to hang in there and we would do our best to get her some help, but at some point he's going to have to take a bit of responsibility for what happens in his own life, and who he choses to spend it with.

> It's easy to laugh it off, and kind of go like "Welp, I hope they get some help!" But when she starts bringing our kids into it accompanied with accusations of molestation, it's no longer something I'm willing to brush off.

>>17391500
Lowtax says in the thread that shmorky was never invited over to his house and that all of their antics took place in the SA office. That's on page 5.

As wild as this whole thing is, I've had quite a time processing all of it. It's like a gallon of milk I'm working to drink before its fast approaching sell by date. So few people seem to be interested in it unless they have some stake in the drama or know the keyplayers personally that I'm sure that time will heal the shock value without issue. I wonder if anybody ever thinks to wonder who milked the cow what wrought the milk to their doorstep.

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>>17391753
>the cow what wrought the milk

sometimes people with mental illnesses are perfectly fine and lovely when they actually, you know, take their meds, and then catastrophic nightmares when they don't. i dated a woman with BPD who was a lot like that and everyone enjoyed hanging with her when she was medicated and stable.

im skimming her twitter tho and the backlog of unstable-reading posts is pretty massive desu so i don't know just how much that applies here

>>17391753
I wasn't aware that Lowtax didn't just live in the SA office.

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Can I just say that the most deranged thing about this photo is the CRT television which casts an insidious depressing shadow by it's mere presence

I love shmorky ):

>>17391844
Here's a quote from Lowtax pertaining to that.

>She would invite herself over to the office all the time and just barge into one of the offices and play games and Winger extremely loudly until I asked shmorky to please stop letting her / him / it / they / them / xis come in.

>>17391205
>>17391235

I can't get these to play on my phone, are they worth watching?

Man, her ramblings remind me of my schizophrenic cousin. It's sad as Hell.

Lowtax, Lady Lowtax, stay safe!

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What flavor would you prefer, /x/?

Is this the girl who used to go on rants about the filthy goyim?

>>17392883
Yes, at first she was super proud of being Jewish, then I guess she decided Israel sucks, and now she's apparently a Wiccan/Christian.

>>17392877

This the Joker from that new Suicide Squad movie, right?

>>17392883
Another quote from Lowtax:

>She also tried to sue the Pleasant Hill PD for $80 million because she was thrown in jail after assaulting shmorky and she claimed it was the most traumatizing event for her since 9/11 and the only reason she was pulled over was because she was Jewish(????) and the cops were racist(???) and her family is full of lawyers(???) and she printed out a photo of her arms which she spent all night cutting with a knife to show them proof that they had gosh darn better well get the $80 million check ready.

>Needless to say, nothing was heard of the lawsuit since then

>>17391826
I was online friends with her for a while. She seemed like a cool person when she was stable. She's the angriest person I've ever known, and the Christ stuff is weird, because she is Jewish and absolutely loathes Christianity. On top of the mental issues, she has chronic pain and I imagine those meds fuck with her too. Those two need to get away from each other, they cause and enable each other's insanity. I hope they both get better, they aren't bad people, just very very troubled.

Lowtax:

I had no qualms with shmorky until he let this whole situation get out of hand and didn't bother doing anything to try to stop it, instead acting like he was the victim here.

>>17393339

How very sad it is to watch two good friends part ways.

https://youtu.be/FAf0bTdEGrM

Here's a post on page 6 from Lady Ambien that summarizes shmorkys reaction to the police arriving to his house to remove his fiance/ex

>Update from Shmorky:
>Cop came to speak with them.
>Shmorky says he didn't get a word in edgewise.
>Fiance acted normal.
>Cop left.
>He says situation is intense.
>I told him to just leave and get somewhere else if he feels unsafe.
>He says it's his house.
>I say call cops and have her removed.
>Officially washing my hands of the situation because it seems he's unwilling to get her some help/help himself.

>(Saying "Him" because I honestly don't know what he/she/it prefers to be referred to as, and it's hard to write everything as a they/them without it getting confusing to read.)
>WEEEEEEE!

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>>17393756
and here is Lowtax's response to his wifes post on the very next page.

>He's the victim again. You know, because when police investigate somebody exhibiting severe mental health issues, they won't let anybody else talk or ask anybody else questions and don't care about the safety of others. I tried to help the dude, spent 8 hours trying to track down where they live and talk to the cops and find her family and call them, but I'm done trying to help him if he's just going to passively sit there and make excuses and let Wiccan Hunter Christ Fan 2000 go on and on about how I apparently rape my own children and tape it.

It's super weird that shmorky used to make fun of the strangest shit on the internet in such a coherent, funny way and years later he's essentially in the same category of stuff he mocked. Late onset mental illness is a hell of a thing

So why did Shmorky get the boot from SA in the first place?

>>17393914
He went nuts and became the thing he had been making fun of. (Again)

>>17393914

From Lowtax:

>1) I couldn't afford to keep paying him his salary,
>2) Hearing the sound of his voice literally made me furious and I found myself constantly avoiding seeing or speaking to him.

Another quote from Lady Ambien about Shmorky.

>He wore a cape to the office. And a really bad wig, and when Rich offered to buy him a good quality one because the one he wore looked so awful and he was tired of looking at it, Shmorky said no.

>Who the fuck turns down a quality wig is what I want to know? Rich, buy me a wig. I need it for the internet.

are u guys making up stories about shmorky? shmorky is cool

wtf is this shit and why is it on /x/?

It's weird, but it's not paranormal.

Am I the only one who:

A: Can't understand how anybody, including the muppet in the mp3, would be "threatened" by the 100lb emo bitch?

And B: Would hit it?

>>17394662
>tfw drawn to emotionally damaged and psycho bitches.

Would DEFINITELY plough, my friend.

Also you've clearly never been in an abusive relationship. I'm a big guy (for u) /fit/fag and believe me, being with a nutso woman is the worst shit. They don't need to threaten you with violence. Basically a woman can get away with murder but if a man lays a finger on her it's off to the slammer. Same shit happened with my brother.

>Girlfriend punches him in the face.
>He pushes her off.
>Everyone calls him a woman beater.

lel

Oh and before anybody says "LOL ALL GOON GIRLS ARE CRAZY" she never had a forum account and is actually a big redditor.

>>17395754
Does shmorky count as a goon girl?

>>17395765
No, he claims gender is a myth, much like dry land or something

>>17395754
Please link her reddit account.

>>17395848
I dont know what it is, I just remember her shrieking to shmorky about hi-larious hi-jynx on reddit

Man am I really thankful I have my sanity.

>>17395856
that's what all the crazies think,

never go full klurf

>>17395862
Maybe I'm crazy to you because I know the real truth and you're too broken to comprehend it.

>>17395868
The real truth is a lie and the true truth is that lies...are true


you have a lot to learn squirt

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>>17395862
This worries me greatly. What if one day we ascend to Chris-chan levels of crazy without even realising it? What if one day we do realise how broken and fucked up we are, and it's irreversible?

>>17396002

I think that the fear of being so insane that it will negatively affect the ones you love or those around you might negate the idea of you being truly mad.

Like somehow, just being self aware enough to step back and wonder "Am I crazy?" is enough to prove that you aren't.

I don't really know, though, I'm not like a psychiatrist or anything so if there is a person struggling with mental illness reading this, please don't assume I know what I'm talking about.

The bottom line is that if you think you need help with your condition, then you most likely do need help and you should seek treatment for it before things get out of hand.

shmorky dating this woman is like a fat person standing next to a fatter person in a family photo to look normal only for mental health

I have now read this whole thread and am almost as sad as I am amused. But I know Lowtax is probably irritated, so I hope this all blows over soon. Glad there was no goonrush, because desu attention is just what whackos like this girl want.

>"I told you to apologize to Christ or I would go to the state. You didn't so the FBI is now involved."

Real smart, honey. Filing false reports to the FBI is a great way to get yourself put in the puzzle factory. And keep this under your hat, but the FBI is a federal institution, not a state/local one.

Stay safe everybody. Although I highly doubt Peter Pumpkineater or Paulie Walnuts are really en route to Lowtax's fortified ranch.

Burger King fucked up my order AGAIN. #jewsdid911 #hailsatan #praisejesus #ihaveasword #youllnevertakemealivepigs

I know the chick is crazy as shit, but how do you be a hardcore Christian but still make jerk-off videos? I don't know, I'm just fascinated.

Remember when shmorky kicked todd goldman's ass? Good times

Here's a quote from Lady Ambien on page 15.


>I'm not even angry with his fiancé anymore, she's clearly very, very mental ill. I'm angry with the guy who my husband gave a job to when he was unemployed and needed work, and paid a good wage to despite his animation not actually ever earning any direct revenue. Rich's family did lots of things for Shmorky, like buy him a fucking bed when he was sleeping on a concrete floor, and give him a washing machine so he could clean his clothes. And it's fucking cool with him that his fiancé is accusing him of molesting his kids? My empathy wore out for him the moment the cops actually showed up after he told me he was scared and we called them on his behalf - he didn't say anything to them. He chose to let this continue, because victimhood seems to be his jam currently.

I am impressed Lowtax put up with that guy for as long as he did. That takes a special kind of patience that I figured he wouldn't have left after dealing with that wild patch of wandering voles known as "SA goons"
You are a better man than I. First sign of that possible drama I would have hired a guy to make me a new identity and vanished. Would be living in Iowa under the name of Gus Feldman.

I wonder how deep in the rabbit hole Shmorky is to accept such relationship. I know long-term loneliness and depression can fuck people up, but jesus, when your 10 year younger fiancee has a history of manic episodes and harassing your friend/ex-employer and his family, it's time to admit your mistakes and start over again.

Shmorky is oldschool Internet crazy. 'I roleplayed Sephiroth in the Entertainment & Arts section of Yahoo! chat for 4 hours a day in 1998 and maintained a Livejournal thereafter for several years.' Internet crazy. Its classic and he should be respected as a trailblazer.

I was pretty stoked when FlashTub became a frontpage feature, and it's been tough as a fan of Shmorky to see this sad descent. I imagine it must've been a whole lot worse to actually experience it first-hand

it's always really creepy when people you know suddenly change really dramatically for no visible reason

its gotta be like double creepy when the change is into some kind icelandic elf boy who wears a cape and a bad wig

Here's a quote from Lady Ambien on page 18 describing shmorkys reaction to the police arriving at his front door

>Yes. I just got a few DMs from him. To sum it up, he mouthed "Help me" to the cop and WINKED, and weirdly enough - that did not work in alerting the police officer that he was A) In danger B) Needed help or C) Wanted the fiancé taken out of the residence. He says it's a scary situation, and maybe it is, I honestly have no idea at this point. But like, walk out the door maybe? Say something when the cop is there? On some level he's getting something from this or he would be gone. He says he's waiting for her to go to sleep so he can go to a crisis centre. If he does, I will let you guys know so that you know he's safe.

if we could put the right sequence of AMVs on their laptop we might get fiance to calm down

im thinking "where is the love" set to some yu yu hakusho

>>17389919
Shill

yes hello spokane police? there is an amorphous gender blob in your town who needs help, no, i don't know their address, just listen for the high pitched squealing, thanks

I have been in situations where I had to call the cops on someone's behalf because they were a danger to themself. It wasn't pleasant and in the end all that happened was that they treated him for "anxiety" and sort of left him be because without him being and acting semi-normal as a show they can't really do anything. I don't really know this guy, but if he's playing the "I have to let others do this for me because I don't want to be considered the cause" then that's up to him. Though, again, as I don't know him it might be jumping the gun on that. Might just be so used to her antics he doesn't care and when others ask him about it he says whatever he feels that will please the other person.

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She's definitely schizophrenic. It's really kinda scary.

>>17397083
If ever I felt like I was going crazy I feel assured that I'm certainly not while watching this unfold.
I can't imagine it's fun being the object of obsession by someone in the grip of a psychotic break. Stay safe Lowtax, lady Lowtax, and commit your fiance shmorky.

shmorkys life has slowly degenerated into the rejected tim and eric sketch it was always meant to be

I can't help but think of all the pussy loser celebrities that "quit social media" because of "negativity" I.E. someone telling them they suck. Rarely have I seen any celebrities have a tenth of the harassment you've witnessed today Lowtax. It also speaks volumes about your character that not only did you still try to help your friend for who he used to be, and not what he has become and allowed to happen, but still genuinely feel bad for him. The amount of bullshit you incur to bring us top-tier comedy and a great community is unfathomable, but you keep on going and that's awesome.

Stay classy Lowtax.

I don't envy Lowtax's job one bit. If I had to deal with as many batshit insane people on a daily basis for years, I'd probably go crazy myself. Props to Mr. and Mrs. Lowtax for putting up with all this shit over the years

Here's another quote by Lady Ambien on page 27

>Just got off the phone with the police and was told, "Crazy people are allowed to be crazy." and when we asked them to do a safety check on Shmorky AGAIN, we were all but brushed off. The guy could not be less interested, but said he will call us back to let us know if he's okay or not. Then again, we were told they would call us earlier too, so..

Remember kids always make sure to take your meds, it will save your life.

Stay safe Lowtax family.

What's the story with her requesting political asylum? Her twitter has like 20 consecutive tweets requesting asylum in cambodia or some shit.

I don't really have much to say other than I've always liked shmorky and this whole situation makes me really sad

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OK, I'm going to stop there. I don't know if I can read that entire thread over again.

If there's anyone still reading all of this and waiting around to see how they should feel about it, I'll go ahead and tel you what the answer to the big mystery is.

The twist is that it's real.

Or at least, that's what I think from what I can tell. There's plenty of info in the original SA thread about the subject for anyone that cares to try and make their own judgement call.

There isn't really a right or wrong way to feel about any of it. It's very complicated and requires a level head to think about objectively.

Don't get upset at me if you don't understand it. I don't really understand it myself. If you want a short explanation, try the first two threads because those are the closest thing to a cliffs notes version of it that can be made that covers all the proper bases.

If you can't then move on. Please don't treat me like I'm some kind of asshole for quietly reading about it and copy pasting goonisms for you to read.

You can call me whatever you want for taking the time to bring this to your attention.

But the truth is that I was just trying to take an easy stroll down memory lane.

Turns out I got more than I bargained for, I think. Some kind of crazy bullshit wow it just gets worse and worse the more you read about it oh my god its so crazy.

I sincerely hope everyone involved is doing better now. (and I hope SA continues to produce content for me to enjoy, despite never having directly contributed to any of it.)

I'm gonna go back to watching gaming garbage videos now, if you don't mind.

I have no idea what is going on.

Forgive me for my newfagginess but why do I feel like this comes down one thing

Autistic attention seeking internet ego spergs being autistic attention seeking internet ego spergs.

>>17397941
>help me i can't read