I want to hang out in a graveyard and try to talk to spirits.

Little pot or alcohol would help

>>17382858
a dildo

>>17382858
Bell, vajra, kangling, damaru, kapala, kila, decapitation axe, khatvanga.

>>17382858
>wants to be possessed by a demon

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Shit, son! I go to graveyards to fuel my astral wolf guardians.

Most ghosts/demons won't hang around graveyards, they're usually in the places they died.

>>17382929
It depends on a lot of stuff. Their willpower in life, the way they died. Usually, I encounter weak spirits who died from normal causes in graveyards.

Oujia board

Bumping for more ideas

>>17382947
>>17382947
>>17382947

>>17382947
This, and a big purple dildo.

>>17382947
I've tried ouija boards. Didn't get anything

>>17382858
You might have one in your house already, I know I do.

>>17384965
Nah, I live in a new house. Was only built two years ago.

>>17382858
Demons don't hang out in graveyards. Too many humans on their level.

>>17382889
>>17384872
You dipshits. Everyone knows dildos are like bug repellent for demons.

>>17384976
they're usually tied to the ground. not the house

>>17382929
>>17382944
>these roleplay experts
Kek

>>17384947
Try again.

>>17382858

Drink a Red Bull.

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>>17382858
>hey /x/ I want to become schizophrenic