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im convinced im a reptilian

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I figure ill greentext you a story.

> be me 1 months ago
> had recently watchef a documentary on reptilians
> bullshit.jpeg
> on the good old snapchat
> trying to flirt with 7/10 grill
> Take pic related

Now i have dark brown eyes and this pic was taken without flash

>notice my eyes in pic
> kinda spooky but must just be a weird photo
> 5 minutes later i take another snapchat (ill post below)
> then i fully freaked out as i have no idea what could cause this
> eyes have a very reptilian look about them
> this has been on my mind a while

Two nights ago it happened again but i forgot to save the pic.

Can /x/ explain this?
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Other pic
Im aware that the left eye was blinking
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In case you want to see my normal eye colour
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terrible thread.
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We fought to free you people for this?
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>>17378954
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>>17378945
>guize I not retartet fo reaz
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>>17378945
Shitty camera.
Next?
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>>17378947
You're wearing one of these shitty reptile eye lenses. How can I tell? Because these lenses "rotate" in the eye and the slit is not properly in the middle like it is with real reptilians.

Look at your right eye. The lens rotated, fucker.
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>>17378945
Being this fucking ugly should be your main concern.
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>>17379015
I swear to lucifer im not.
Who the fuck buys those things besides weaboos
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Reptilian nephilim
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>>17378945
A reptilian would be intelligent and you're clearly not.
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>this is what other people on /x/ look like
see ya, folks
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>>17378954
If this is you secretly asking if you need to wax your eyebrows so you don't sound gay, the answer is yes.
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and nah man you just ugly. it's okay so am I.
Your eyes Are obviously a glitch and you're retarded to think otherwise..
As for the scaly skin, idk man id say contact your local dermatologist
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>>17379060
Please, prejudiced minds are psychopathic mentally retarded programmed minds.
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>>17379073

why?

i want to know so you can give me the link to the video of bbc'd black bull, black breeding your mom
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>>17378945
Why would you send that picture to a girl? You look like a mental patient. And a big fucking cage in the background? You look like someone microwaved your head. It looks like your pet snake broke out of its cage and bit you on the face. You look like your hair is trying to get as far away from the bite as possible to minimize damage to it.
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>>17379097
Typical psychopathic weak-minded reply. Deprogram yourself, or kill yourself, you have 2 options.
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>>17378945
possibly it's an omen to come??? very strange.


I took a picture once next to a grey alien statue and when I looked at the photo, my eyes were incredibly wrinkled and large like a greys.

Maybe that's where we are headed in the next life? I doubt you are a reptilian if you were born from a vagina.
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>>17379104
Wow OP here
Thanks for the insight anon.
Still have the photo to show us?
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>>17379122
sadly it got misplaced. I wouldn't lie about that.

I'm very serious about the paranormal and trying to spread my truth about it.
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>>17379127
Indeed. Surely strange photot cant manifest in such a specific way
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dude its a blurry picture not paranormal
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>>17378945
bro you are one fucking ugly dude, like holy shit...how have you not killed yourself yet? I don't even post normally but you are literally so repulsive I felt the need to comment
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>>17379654
this says much more about you than about OP.

do everyone a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool. we don't need any more sociopaths.
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>>17379684
are you seriously telling me this guy is not hideous? If so you are clearly blind
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>>17378954
>this nigga has dandruff ON HIS FUCKING EYEBROWS
fucking TAKE A BATH you disgusting piece of shit holy shit
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>this whole thread
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>>17380146
This.
OP, its never a good sign when you look like you smell even through a picture.
Stop shitposting on /x/ and start practicing proper hygiene instead.
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>>17378945
these are the people we have on /x/...
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>>17378945
im convinced you're retarded
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>>17380146
Coconut oil is good for dandruff
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