Do vampires really exist? True stories related to Vampirism?

>>17366101
I slayed a couple of them with a holy katana. It was fun.

>>17366101
I wanna sleeping and vampire try to hit me
>no

>>17366101
Check the catalog before you post. There was already a vampire thread going before this. And yes vampires exist.

>>17366178
Uhhh.....what?

>>17366750
you went from irritating to retarded in 3 sentences flat

>>17366101

For the guy who asked about vampire style immortality in the last thread, there's not much to explain.

Those people on here saying they're vampires are constantly denying certain facts, probably because they are unaware of them, and can't imagine they lived this long not knowing anything about it.

There is an ancient magic tradition that was used to create vampirism in the beginning of this. The intention was problably not to be reliant on blood, it was more of a side effect. I have personally made a new version of this magic and passed it back to these people. I call it "this magic" because it acts as if it has a life of it's own. Memories and knowledge is shared collectively to some degree once you are in contact with it. "It" can decide what individual should be included. Maybe it is just the collective will that decides.

It can be passed on to a person from any distance, if the person has the right qualities. Some of these vampires who now has this new version of the magic can pass it on to people as well.

If you really want this you can post here and ask about it, but there is no guarantee it will happen, or even work that way. But it can happen. You won't know if it does, you may only be hinted at. If you notice you didn't age anything 10 years from now, that may be a sign.

>Vampires don't ring the doorbells of strangers, period. It was something else. Good luck with whatever it is. No offense, but I'm glad I didn't fly to Hamburg alone and start a demon/vampire battle. I would want some company for that.

i like how you are so arrogant and think you know it all

so why should a vampire NEVER ring someones door bell?

>>17366108
*teleports behind you*
My father is Shadow
*snaps neck*

-darkdevilgaming666

>>17367952
Lol.

>>17367753
Quit role playing you fuckboy

>>17368033
Get the hell out of /x/ then.

>>17366101
as a normal person......

>>17368075
>trollplayer detected

>>17368152
Get the hell out of /x/ then.

>>17366108

Ever wonder if those flaming swords of the angels were lightsabers?

I waited

>>17368229
And then someone touched your butt.

I invite the vampirism . J.A.R.

>>17366101
I SEE YOU IN THE LIGHT I SEE YOU PLAIN AS DAY

>>17368232
what butt?

>>17368312
Yours.

>>17368315
not the spoods?

mahm

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>>17366101
no....really...tho...wtf

Idk but I've been told

and then I saw

then I gave up

>>17368357
le cryptic reply

>>17366101
in addition

I didn't come

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>>17366101
spaghetti spaghetti insteadi

mall forgetti

>>17367753
ey b0ss, can i habe a vampir plz?

>>17368385
ye

>>17368594
b0ss, i habe a cancer. can i habe spel 2 cur plz?

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>>17367753
This nigga is for real. Wish I could master that on my own.

Real "vampires" are fucking overpowered and they don't die no matter how many times you kill them. Aren't these glowy folks supposed to be generally cunts?

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>>17367753
go for it, ill take.

>>17366101
No, only people who believe they're vampires. There's a subculture in America that glorifies that shit and they've been the cause of a few gruesome deaths.

>>17367753
>If you really want this you can post here and ask about it, but there is no guarantee it will happen, or even work that way. But it can happen.
More than enough. Let's do it.

>>17368699
>>17367753

Me too

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>>17367753
anyway to link to a 'how to' of some sort,
in-case it doesn't get passed and we dont want to wait ten years to check if it has?

btw im >>17368665 'impatience intensifies'

>>17368680
Not so sir. We have been around for centuries.

>>17366101
And to connect to the vampire hunter from Hamburg, good luck to you sir, and post results. This is the vampire who originally generated a text from you. From Chicago.

>>17366101
Another to the vampire hunter from Hamburg. Watch yourself. I have made in inquiries and they have shown me that German vampires are aware of you.

>>17366101
I have a sincere interest in becoming one

>>17366101
They annoy me, yet somehow they always seem to find them, I just wish they'd leave me alone

>>17368973
>>17368951
im not a man and im not a vampire hunter either

but i mean even if i was you have almost no information about me so thats ridiculous to warn anyone about "a person in Hamburg"

>>17367753
Yes, yes please. Absolutely. Make me a vampire, sir/ma'am.

>>17370054

That was a demon.

>>17367753
Yes please please I want this

>>17367753
I'll bite as well, Might as well

>>17367753
Ayyy

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>>17370036

>>17367753
Fuck it, I'll take a chance

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>>17370130

vempu

>>17367753
I want it.

>>17367753
You're the neck biter.

>>17370431
The anus biter.

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>>17367753
What is it? I want to not age
I would do pretty much anythen (without the law coming after me)

>>17367753
is this b8?

everyone getting trolled here and taking the bait

vampires are rapist ugly monsters

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>>17367753
my attention, and that of many others - you has it

is that part of the magic

>>17370523
Wrong. Are you the kid from Hamburg?

>>17370532
stop stalking me and spreading your propaganda that vampires are beautiful and friendly

>>17370523
Rapists..?

>>17370538
hello again, mentally ill friend.

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>>17370539
totally neurotic crap of legendary erotic attraction and possibly even inherent divinity and grace, yes? Oh my goodness!

lets get this straight here in one of the front: a vampire is nothing more than a parasite ... - point. he is the archetype of the hunter and rapist. no compassion, no conscience. everything else is only the beautiful brandishing projection of its potential victims, of which there are obviously more than enough here.

it is almost as if most people nowadays would walk around with a huge neon sign over his head, on the in bold, far-shining Letter invitation is announced:

"Oh, please come and abuse me ...
- As I am abusing myself "!

which rapist could resist such an invitation? one thing you should know: the hunter will always recognize its prey as such!!! and im so sorry, but when I look around here the volunteering victims really seem to stand in line.

>>17370549
i am not mentally ill like it or not

my family has no history of mental illness, i visited a therapist and i also function well in daily life

i just know its not true

How do you know you can't live off of food once your a vampire?
Is it just a feeling that you just "know"?

Can you be a vampire without killing people?
Just going g to the blood bank or drinking animal blood?

>>17370569
do you think you care about humans after being alive for some 100 years and using them as food/cattle and seeing how dirty and fleeting their lives are?

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>>17370555
What's wrong with wanting to be young and functioning forever? I so wanna be a vampire and not kill people, I have much creative work to live for and do etc, I could entertain others for lifetimes and when I get to old to be around normal people, I say I'm my neice X3

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>>17370577
Nah, people are people, I use to hate people, but we are all unique, just be positive about things is all

>>17370555
You are so wrong.
>>17370538
Stalking? You are the one who keeps stating you're not mentally ill and I'm not even the one saying that you are. I actually basically stuck up for you. But now? Fuck you. You are clearly deranged and obviously have had mental issues in the past. I am done trying to help you. And one final time: what you think you saw was a demon, not a vampire. Back to the basement with you.

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What is a man? A miserable pile of secret?

>>17370595
shut the fuck up bitchboy

trying to rape people

>>17370603
Are you the deranged Hamburg cunt? No one in my coterie has never raped anyone. But believe what you want. You're right. We are all just parasitic, murdering, monstrous rapists. If you only knew the truth...you would be completely blown away by the eloquence of it all.

>>17370606
>you would be blown away by our elegance and eloquence~
calling me a cunt and deranged
hahaha nice showing your true face

but, you're 1) not a vampire and you have no idea whats out there, just a bored roleplaying kid or 2) trying to spread your propaganda and manipulate more people

>>17370610
Princess, have you looked at your posts? Multiple people were calling you completely fucked up in the head. I backed off on that but now I am convinced you should go back to therapy. And not that once a week shit. You need to go to a padded cell somewhere so you can be studied. Have fun with the vampire slaves who ring your doorbell. Holy shit. Drive to a mental hospital right now. Oh wait! You probably aren't allowed to drive. Stay in the basement then. Please.

>>17370622
you have fun with your people

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FehWmULnq2Q

eloquent vampire my ass, you think youre an old, wise creature older than me by far and yet you lose your mind and call me a mentally ill cunt after some posts on 4chan?

thats 20 year old human behaviour not eloquent, elegant, 100 year old vampire behaviour

but you arent and you wont

you wont..

if you came here id dragged your body to a real vampire and then we will see who is the "princess" because it would make a fine princess OUT of you and your ass

How become vampire in Perth? Secret handshakes? Meet vampire at blood bank?

>be me
>also be gay
>be at gay bar with friend
>only have one beer, not really feeling it tonight
>some insanely attractive dude sits next to me
>casually sip beer while checking him out we start talking, he's actually pretty cool, albeit a little creepy in the way he talks
>get up to go to the bathroom, but feel woozy
>vision kinda tunnels out and I feel like I'm gonna pass out
>"oh god he drugged me I'm gonna get raped"
>prepare for the worst as he comes up to me and takes me by the arm and leads me out of the bar
>out the back door
>he looks at me like he wants to shove his dingle in to my fartbox but also stab me
>a person comes up to him and pulls him away
>snap out of whatever it was and insanely feel better
>take a cab home
>pretend it didn't happen
>actually forget about it until just now

Probably not the best you guys have read, but it's the only thing I've got.

>>17370635
I don't think vampires like AIDS blood, so it's unlikely they would hunt in a gay bar.

>>17370629
Whoa. I've read some wacko shit on /x/ before but this German bitch maybe the all time winner. The vampire guy actually tried to help her! Honey you are totally fucking nuts.

>>17370644
sigh...

whatever, man, think im retarded and insane if that makes you happy..

>>17370645
Post pics let us decide

>>17370650
pics of what? i didnt take a picture of the vampire or stalker men bro

>>17367753

Oh, you think darkness is your ally.
But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it.
I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

>>17370655
Of the titties ya dumb bitch

>>17370664
fuck off pervert

>>17370655
Of course you didn't. Kiddo, give it over for fuck's sake. Get the help you so desperately need. If multiple people are telling you you're delusional there might be something to it. If those guys were at your door for twenty minutes you didn't take a pic....because??? Because they weren't actually there.

>>17370682
they were here, but i was scared, i was alone at home and it was dark, they rang my door, i spoke through the intercom, i got a name i never heard before and then no reply anymore

but i heard them still standing at the door because my room is facing the front doors, my blinds were down, and i could hear them

i dont open the door whne im alone to strange men who dont want to identify themselves even if i had NO vampire paranoia

stop saying im insane

>>17370688
>goes on 4chan
>not insane

>>17370688
What do you do for a living sweetheart? Are you old enough to work? Try to get something that occupies your mind so you don't imagine vampire slaves ringing your bell. And you should thank that vampire instead of berating him. Are you a virgin? That might be part of your problem.

>>17370725
im not saying where i work or give any information about that do you think im dumb? maybe its not you, most likely you have nothing to do with it, but theres other people reading

i am a virgin so? you think its a good thing being a slut or degenerate fuck? its not hard to get sex, its probably one of the easiest things of the world. and im promised to a guy i really like, so i have no issues here

either way you are despicable for lying to people because want you dont understand is that you are spreading propaganda and trying to make me look INSANE when im saying the TRUTH

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>>17370730
Didn't ask where you work. Asked what you do for a living.
>im promised to a guy i really like
Underage alert. No one talks like this in the adult world honey.
>spreading propaganda
wtf?
Please re-read your posts and self reflect.

>>17370763
im over 20 years old im not underage but it doesnt matter

even with 14 id be more wise than you bunch of monkeys just being able to make fun of me calling me a deranged cunt or tits or gtfo or whatever

i pity you, fix your own brain, edward cullen

>>17367753
pretty pretty please

>>17370776
You're in your 20's and your "promised to a guy"? What does that even mean?
Did you do what that other guy said and self reflect on your posts? You obviously still live at home so have you told your parents about the stuff you think you've seen? And why wouldn't you answer what you do for a living? Hamburg's a big city so I think it would be pretty hard to pin point where you work. And to be honest, no one would try.

>>17370811
promised sex wise because ill wait until i meet him? but really doenst matter its just a matter of speech

>And to be honest, no one would try.

nice try :-)

everyone is happy here you are all right and im just an insane cunt

>>17370821
Okay I take it your unemployed which is unfortunate and I sympathize. Don't know what you mean by the promised sex wise waiting to meet him. You said you really liked the guy so people would assume you've met. I have not posted in this thread for awhile but I have been following what you said. The existence is much more akin to Interview With The Vampire than Twilight so it's not like Edward Cullen. I've never seen Twilight so I actually had to google the name. I wish you the best of luck with everything. I hope you heed my words and realize what you saw wasn't a vampire but something else. Whatever it was I don't think it sent emissaries to ring your doorbell.

>>17366101
Nah

>>17370821
You are a tad off.

>>17370836
ok sure bro

>>17370845
off with what?

>>17367753
yeah i'll bite get it ahah :^)

>>17370661
Kek

>>17370847
Your head. Your off your fucking rocker.

>>17370884
no, im not, and i have been checked by mental health doctors

i made these experiences and i stand by it, just because your life is mundane or you want me to look insane because you support monsters doesnt mean im crazy

>>17370888
You're telling me I support monsters. Seems crazy 2bh

>>17370888
You have the right to believe you saw monsters but accept the fact that they weren't vampires. When I said it's akin to Interview With The Vampire I meant it. I know Anne Rice had to have talked to a vampire because a lot of the stuff she wrote is spot on. If you think those people act like monsters so be it but it's not like what you described. In every post you claim you're not crazy and ask people to stop calling you that. You need to stop calling vampires monsters or parasites or whatever. Still don't know what the promised sex wise waiting to meet him shit meant.

>>17370900
its a possibility, not a fact

>>17370902
i do what i want and you cant stop me infact id kick your dumb face for lying if i saw you

>Still don't know what the promised sex wise waiting to meet him shit meant.

this is totally irrelevant for vampires being real or not unless he is a vampire which i can just dodge by meeting him at daylight

>>17370900
(To be honest)

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>>17370902
> Interview With The Vampire
> not monsters

hehe

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meanwhile

>>17370905
It's an insulting insinuation and my dubs don't lie. You're paranoid.

>>17370905
>>17370905
> id kick your dumb face for lying if i saw you
Sounds like something a 3rd grader would say. And your foot would never make it to my face. Your the one who brought up the promised to a guy thing. And you're in love with a guy you've never met? Congratulations.

>>17370917
>>17370921
Said it was akin, not exact.

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>>17370924
whats wrong with that? a lot of relationships start online between continents and its more about feelings and thoughts, way more than that

than physical stuff thats the least important thing but horny degenerates cant relate to a mind like that

>Sounds like something a 3rd grader would say.

yeah, exactly like "im a vampire ama" is something that 3rd grader would say on halloween, look what we have in common

>>17370933
Oh wow. Please don't lecture me (or anyone) on relationships honey. You're in love with someone continents away that you've never met. Just go kick somebody's dumb face. Just make sure that somebody's not a vampire. And in the adult world just because someone enjoys sex doesn't make them a horny degenerate. But you wouldn't know.

>>17370946
of course it makes you a horny degenerate if you just go around lusting after good looking people youre not classy you are a cheap slut who bends over for any hot guy or girl

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>>17370948
Nigga is you for real?

>>17368665
>>17368699
>>17368705
>>17368741
>>17370054
>>17370110
>>17370125
>>17370149
>>17370256

I have sent the magic in your direction. For some there was a strong resistance, but it may finally "bite" after a while anyway.

You will not become vampires in the strict sense if this works, the bloodlust has been removed in this version of the spell. You may in the short run experience the removal of come physical ailments and a sense of higher endurance. For spiritual effects of this expect at least 6 months to pass. It may manifest as a hightened sense of "connectedness" with your surroundings. Should the attempt really be successful you may find yourself connecting with new people. They will sense you and you will "know" who they are.

>>17370948
You've convinced me! I'm a parasitic, monstrous, classless, horny degenerate! You win Kid Rock. If you only knew...
And by the by it looks like probably 20 different people have called you out as having big time problems. So...one...last...time..reread your posts and self reflect.

>>17370957
i want it too pls

>>17370962
sure :)

you are right :)

>>17370531

It may simply be because my message is more true than some other messages here.

>>17370971
or it juuust might be because you promised immortality for free, fucktard

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>>17370957
>thanks

>>17370884
Have you read all of this broad's posts? She says she's received previous mental help, is in love with someone she's never met a continent away (promised to him no less), thinks sex is for degenerates, won't say what she does for a job, talks like a 12 year old....the hits just keep on coming. Did I take a giant leap into the "crazy" universe or something? Get me out of here!

>>17370983

The magic don't work that way. It will include someone if they have certain qualities. It's just as likely to find them here as anywhere else.

In the future there may be huge problems for humanity, then some people will have to play the role of the pillars that will not fall. Who could do this best if not an immortal? So free or not free, it's in your interest to maintain the world, and you would find yourself taking a huge responsibility just because you feel it concerns you. The universe accepts this, and there will be a balance.

>>17367753
Ok

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>>17370983
nothing is ever free,
he simply didnt mention the price, that is all...

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>>17371029
sex with people you are not in love with is for degenerates YES people you arent in a close relationship with

(inb4 polyscum i can be in love with dseveral people)

but yeah im the crazy one here, NOT the people who say they are literally vampires shitposting on /x/

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>>17371033
>>17371045
now he did :D

>>17371047
>but yeah im the crazy one here
Yup. Keep bringing it kid. Each post gets better and better.

>>17371064
we should stop fueling this person, i think its bad for them

>every vampire thread ever: the thread

>>17371064
at least i dont have to fake stories and call other people insane to feel better about myself im protecting the human race

i would beat the shit out of you for being so disrespectful irl but you can only talk

>>17371073
its not bad for me, im doing better than 99% of people here, im not slutting around, i earn decent money, i have my family, im healthy

i got stalked by vampire servants apparently but even that passed and next time i went out alone into a foresty area and nothing happened i was safe then

>>17371073
Agreed.

>>17371076
hey i'm not the vamp. not faking anything

>>17371094
but you are supporting their bullshit if you just say im insane

all im saying that vampires are dangerous and not humanly soft loving let me repeat this:

totally neurotic crap of legendary erotic attraction and possibly even inherent divinity and grace, yes? Oh my goodness!

lets get this straight here in one of the front: a vampire is nothing more than a parasite ... - point. he is the archetype of the hunter and rapist. no compassion, no conscience. everything else is only the beautiful brandishing projection of its potential victims, of which there are obviously more than enough here.

it is almost as if most people nowadays would walk around with a huge neon sign over his head, on the in bold, far-shining Letter invitation is announced:

"Oh, please come and abuse me ...
- As I am abusing myself "!

which rapist could resist such an invitation? one thing you should know: the hunter will always recognize its prey as such!!! and im so sorry, but when I look around here the volunteering victims really seem to stand in line.


----

but when people like you are just like "LOLOL INSANE PLEASE STOP POSTING" you derail this important message

>>17371099
This is the thing. You feel compelled to deliver a message that no one agrees with or wants to here. And the supposed vampire posting in this thread; he's been on /x/ before. Do you know his backstory? Pretty elaborate so if it is fake the guy should write a vampire novel. Your story is not elaborate. You saw something that looked monstrous and some people came to your door. Post here all you want but acknowledge the fact that multiple people are questioning your personality.

>>17371120
it hurts, i just want to protect them but all i get is people making fun of me

but hey, i tried whatever

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why did i run away from the vampires??

im gonna kill them all

are there any vampire hunter organisations in europe

>>17371099

Except this is the same people say about succubus too and we already know that's the view of /cringe/ wizards who are bitter because they can't find anyone who wants to be a slut for them.. if you are against the degenerated lifestyle please don't support this labeling of "sexy" beings as monsters, some may be like this but the majority are not.

>>17371130
I'm sure there are. Keep your eyes open.

>>17371136
i didnt find anyone like that, i just met weird and evil people and their servants

>>17371138

Maybe they were reptilians or aliens?

>>17371140
well, i had visions of the future that EXACTLY happened like that and i told other people about it before it happened so i know im 100% not insane and just hallucinated it, so i know there is some truth to my feelings

and i knew in my heart and mind it said vampire, also how do you explain that my phone changed the song to a vampire song without me touching it, sung by a vampire, about vampires?

also reptilians and aliens can be out at daylight

>>17371120
> the guy should write a vampire novel.
It would be too close to the Anne Rice mythos if I told the facts. I would be accused of ripping her off.

>>17371147

But vampires don't die from sun and the door spell sounds ridiculous, do you also think they sleep in coffins?

>>17367753
I want vampirism please sir

>>17371160
vampires have issues with sunlight

everyone who says thats not true is a roleplayer who just wants to be a cool immortal human

"yeah im totally nice, not undead or cursed, i can go out to the sunlight, i just like blood once in awhile <3"

ok edward

>>17371029
Nah she's nuts senpai. She needs actual psychiatric help and shouldn't be fucking around in this site.

>>17371047
You're the one who says she has SEEN vampires and is "promised" sex. You're crazy kid. You need legitimate help.

I'd love to be a vamp, but always wondered if it leads to blockage while trying to become the great vehicle

>>17371170
i HAVE seen a vampire and then i got harassed by men who literally showed up to my door

and im not promised sex, i just never had sex and i wait until i meet boyfriend irl to have sex, thats all, thats what i mean with promised oh my god


>>17371167
no i dont because it doesnt interfere with my life and i also for the 1000th time got checked by doctors and they found nothing wrong with me

>>17371147
>>17371126

I'm not making fun of you. You are suffering from delusions. If you were stalked by a monster you would be deceased. Citing your visions is not a reliable source. You are in need of help.

>>17371179
Bruh salesman aren't harrassers. You're confusing these individuals with the men who your family sent to escort you to undergo psychiatric evaluation. You are suffering from delusionsl.

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>>17370957
can you toss a lil magic my way

>>17371180
why would i be deceased? i almost never go out, im in safety 99,9% of the time, how would anyone kill me?

they tried to get into my house and that didnt work, and its busy neighbourhood so its not likely they can just crash in here

i also dont believe that its stalking me anymore because it realized that no one believes me anyways so ayy lmao whatever

>>17371179

Describe again your encounter with the supposed vampire? Use more detail this time? Just because you got this word doesn't mean it has to be a vampire, it can be a reference, whoever sent this message to you, if it was telepathic or your own sensing, these are never exact, you need proper interpretation.

>>17371179
before you said that someone knocked at your door, now you say that you got harassed by them, can you please make up your mind? ive seen you in previous threads, and all i did was call you crazy. you are very paranoid and/ or delusional and you need to seek help, if someone told you that youre healthy then you need to go to someone else because youre obviously not. either that or youre just a troll trolling trolls and youre wasting my, and everyone elses time

>>17371187
they werent salesman, again i summarize what happend

>family leaves so I'm alone at home (this alone is RARE)
>im in the bathroom washing my hair, suddenly I get a weird feeling of fear and the thought of getting a knife keeps coming up in my head
>i brush it off because i feel safe at home, 10 minutes later as i step out of the bathroom it rings at my door
>i go the speaker and ask who it is
>no reply
>i ask again
>i get a name i have heard about before (the guys voice sounded young, like 18-22) but i heard an older, deeper voice behind him mumbling
>i ask what they want?
>no reply, but they keep standing there in darkness and ring again

they only RANG at my door at no one elses door, its a more-family appartment house and you can hear when they ring at other buttons too, but they didnt

salesman my fucking ass

>>17371190
>never go out

Not helping your case my friend.

>>17371193
coming to my house when im alone and trying to get in or just simply scaring me is harassment

> youre wasting my, and everyone elses time

then FUCK off and leave me alone

>>17371191
i saw a guy during my nightwalks around my church who just looked like a human but then i got a glimpse in my head how it really looked disgusting and thought "vampire" and then it seemed to notice me, the "human" and turned into my direction so i removed myself as fast as possible

and then afterwards the men came to my place and i had the vampire song incident because

>>17371197
afterwards i saw what i saw i dont go out on walks anymore yeah also it became super winter and it got cold as balls

>>17371200

A lot of people are degenerated today, if you could see what they are from a moral viewpoint, there are a lot of monsters around you every day.

But I'm going to go for another interpretation of this. You are as you said yourself not a slut and you don't go out a lot so I guess not a degenerated lifestyle. Then you may be unintentionally getting close to the dark magicial barriers that evil societies have set up to keep people under control. Some call this the "electric fence." It's fully automatic and will cause things that scare people so they stop their "controversial activities." The person you saw may just have been a perfectly normal human's real nature, and the people at your door could have been some jehova's witnesses, but the situation scared you, that was the whole point, the barriers work like this.

"They" want you to stop being a decent person so they do this if you behave out of the norm that they prefer.

>>17371215
again, it wasnt jehova witnesses or salesman, please refer to >>17371196

but im done with topic, im done

keep jerking off to friendly vampires or whatever everyone and good luc

>>17371196
Did it occur to you that maybe they simply had the wrong unit and realized their error and left? And the knife thing isn't a healthy thought to have.

>>17370957
I want some magic too please

>>17371221
they were standing there for several minutes in total darkness afterwards, and they refused to reply to me, i dont think thats norma lbehaviour for someone who just got the wrong name

and my family last name is very uncommon in germany

>>17371226
someone rang at your door, and you thought that the only logical explenation is that they were vampires trying to take your ''promised'' purity away? did you tell your parents about that? maybe they were expecting someone and just forgot and thats why ''the vampires'' took so long to leave?

>>17371230
i dont think that vampires care about trivial things like sex, so no i didnt fear that i would get raped man, but maybe killed because i saw something i shouldnt have seen because this only and ever happened after i saw what i think was a vampire

maybe it was just to intimidate me and they didnt want to actually hurt me, i think it was most likely ghouls or servants of vampires, I dont think the real vampire walks up to my door

well it worked, i was too scared to go on nightwalks or that general area for months

>>17371230
oh and yes, i called my dad instantly after they rang my door because i thought maybe its someone they expected

i also told him the name the guy told me (as i said, a name that i know no one with) and he said it doesnt say anything to him, i even asked neighbours I saw in the floor about it too in the same week because I was so tripped out

no one knew anything

>>17371226
Weird things just happen. It doesn't mean they're monsters. Look at how weird you are - not a monser. I love the night and I'm not a vampire. What was it you saw that you shouldn't have anyway

>>17371256
"i saw a guy during my nightwalks around my church who just looked like a human but then i got a glimpse in my head how it really looked disgusting and thought "vampire" and then it seemed to notice me, the "human" and turned into my direction so i removed myself as fast as possible"

i think one of the reasons that the ghouls/servants rang my door could be that i have a yt channel and made videos about that telling people that vampires are out there, so to speak "spreading the truth" and they wanted me to shut the fuck up? i dont even know

i mean it worked i was super scared

i think its over though, i dont think they are stalking me anymore or anything, i mean theres almost no chance to do so anyways as im very secure and almost always in company

>>17371243
I have been holding back hoping you would accept the fact that it wasn't a vampire but something else. You keep clinging to "it was a vampire" because of the song that played. Stop those thoughts now and embrace the fact it was some other type of entity. And you are not making yourself sound stable with most of these posts.

>>17371262

If you are a youtuber maybe those guys were going to pretend they were vampires, then when you stabbed one of them to death with a wooden pole, they start screaming "it's just prank bro!"

>>17371262
What's your you tube link? I absolutely have to check this out.

>>17371264
>>17371275
sigh

>>17371278
same, ill subscribe

>>17371278
>>17371286
no way, its like vlogs so my face is visible, my identity, im never going to link it to this place and also had deleted the vampires videos, there are other vids still on it but not those

lets end the topic we will never agree

>>17371293
I agree to end it. I so much wish you lived in the Midwest USA. I would show you the truth in a New York minute. Just remember that it was something else besides a vampire. Please. And good idea to remove the yt vids and not post your link here. Best wishes.

>>17371293
You crazy nigha

>>17370957
This is interesting, I'm a bit power hungry for advancement. Send this my way?

>>17371130
Go out at night with a weapon back to place where you saw him and impale him.

>>17371380
i dont think i have the abilities yet to pull something like that off so better not

>>17371400
Do it.

>>17371400
>abilities yet
Are you training yourself or something? You sound like maybe in the future you will gain power.

>>17371416
refer to my post above creep

>>17371425
well i would need to find how to kill them in the first place and how strong they are get some knowledge before i run in there

i can see them thats for sure and apparently not every person can

>>17371434
DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE.

>>17371478
the fuck is your problem?

>>17370957
>tfw i wasnt sent magic even though i replied

poor mortal life for me then

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>>17371575
the magic is in you anon

>>17371575

I just messed up the replies, I did try with all them.

>>17370596
Yes.

Anyone ever hear of energy vampires? Not literally blood-sucking but they can apparently see auras and feed off of those. Ex. When an energy vampire must feed they're tired, lethargic, etc but when they "feed" (get close to or touch others with opposite auras) they become energized while the other is drained.

Forget where I heard about this.

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>>17371584
thank you

>>17371584
great thanks to you anon. Are there any negative sides to this if we get it?

>>17371636

see
>>17371033

Negative effects will be for natural reasons. You will find more and more that other people are selfish and cannot be trusted with anything. For this reason you will feel a need to interfere and take control of the factors that are important in your life. This combined with a need to remain hidden will create a complex situation. You can imagine yourself.

>>17371602

Interesting that you should reply with that image.. it shows the magic at least touched your mind. It's a very symbolic expression.

>>17371589
Anyone on this?

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>>17371670
funny, this already is my life kind of

>>17371675
funny you say that! i clicked on a different but similar image in my folder and was startled when that one came up instead

>>17371676
i used to work at a place which was besieged by a small cult of psychic vampires, or rather a psychic vampire with a bunch of minions. the leader was this well known (somewhat) local psychic and this other weird professor umbridge-looking lady was in on it as well. it's sort of a long story but tldr of it is, a bunch of losers were having their loosh stolen and in turn i suppose tried to compensate by attacking others

there was one man who would come in (i worked at a new age store, if that helps) and his irises/pupils would do this weird thing. like there was another set of eyes behind his, it's hard to describe but it's why i think he was not really a psychic vamp himself, just a desperate self proclaimed lightworker who didn't take the pains to protect himself

the ringleader seemed to burn out in the end, presumably from whatever malicious things he was doing. he was sneaking into the dreams of people i worked with trying to convince us to sell the store to him. i know it's really fucking weird and i'm still not entirely sure why it was happening except maybe it was a fun game for him

eventally his healing center disbanded, which is probably a good thing. the woman still has a new agey healing practice going on. she dressed nicely like a normal middle aged woman but for some reason i got the worst vibes from her, she did some weird stuff as well

i have to go but if this thread is still up i will elaborate later, sorry if that was a jumbled story

>>17371772
I'll be looking for you, thanks anon :p

I would also like to be a vampire

>>17371772
Good stuff but not true.
>>17371434
I don't know why I am telling you this after the way you accosted me in this thread but please....bring a sword and not a gun. If it truly is a vampire it must be decapitated and the head must be destroyed. I still don't think what you're confronted with is a vamp but be careful. This is a serious warning to you.

>>17372793
so why dont you post your skype or something if you have real tips how to kill them? that would be more helpful to me, or is that against VAMPIRE RULES?

>>17367753
Please. I want it.

>>17367753
Notice me, I'd like it.

>>17367753
Please, sir, I wish to inquire more about this vampirism. I wish to become one.

>>17370957
I feel like I might be a bit late to the party, but if I could get an easy route to immortality, it'd save me lots of trouble. I'll take a dose of whatever magic you're handing out Anon.

>>17367753
I Guess i could receive some power of vampirism. How do they know that it's "me" that is asking for vampirism, i mean, the real me...

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>>17372793
http://pastebin.com/DtztHk2h
here it is guys. sorry about the formatting, i just didn't feel like splitting it up

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>>17373245
and this is so you know i am not kidding about the professor umbridge lookalike thing

my specific memory is faulty because i was stoned a lot but i did my best

>>17367753
Ok, please

True story - I knew a kid in high school who had been convinced he was a vampire for so long that his heart rate/blood pressure would drop unless he drank blood every few days. He was deathly pale and wore a hoodie and shades EVERYWHERE. Pulled it tight over his face and had a friend or his GF guide him like a blind guy if it got too bright or he had to walk toward the sun. This scrawny motherfucker once literally spin-kicked a nigger easily 1.5 times his size into the school's gates for trying to steal said hoodie, then proceeded to beat the ever-loving shit out of him while he pleaded, presumably for his life. Shocked he didn't get expelled, but no, just suspended/had a nice chat with SRO. Hoodie guy accidentally lit it on fire once, leaving a huge hole exposed on the side of his neck. He tried to keep a piece of cloth from the bottom of his jeans there all day, but it didn't work out too well. He came in the next day with what looked like a violent, horrible sunburn. Blotched, red and dark skin covered with blisters. He let me rub some aloe on it, shit was like sandpaper and flaked away like cooked fish. Showed up to a school play after dark once in shorts and a tank top, bursting with energy. Couldn't sit fucking still. I tell you, if vampires are real(and I doubt they are), this dood is one. Like I said above, though, I think it was mostly a psychological thing.

>>17368181
Did it ever occur to you that some people may be here to discuss the actual possibility of the existence of paranormal/supernatural shit or things that are confirmed as real, but mimic superstitions or call them into question? Nobody gives a shit about your roleplay. gb2/gaia.

>>17367753
Notice me sempai.

>>17370512
Horimiya? I appreciate dis

Vampires act more like energetic vacuums, not this sparkle in the sunshine bullshit the media feeds your thirsty ass minds.
And by sparkle in the sunshine, I refer to almost all of the stigmatizations surrounding vampirism.
You guys just eat up anything.
No wonder we're struggling.

>>17367753
At what cost?

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>>17366178

The entire human race is vampyric in nature, yet the traits lay dormant in most.

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>this entire fucking thread
And people wonder why they call /x/ roleplay

>>17373244

It's likely only one of your spirits/souls gets the magic. The rest of them will fall off to reincarnate while you stay here.

That means you may actually meet yourself in the future. Sort of.

>>17373559
What? I donf get it

>>17373422


see
>>17371670
>>17371033

>>17367753
enlighten me

Vampires don't exist retards

>>17373838
lol

>>17366101
Of course not, you fucking mongoloid.

Only the bell can protect you from vamps.
Follow the bell
.. ..
.. .

>>17372801
Bring a sword, not a gun. Destroy the head afterwards by burning it or some other method.

>>17373838
You sure?

>>17374192
i dont HAVE a sword and i think you dont want to help just shitpost because you only reply in threads

its ok though forget the topic

>>17372801
You didn't want to post your you tube link so I hope you understand why I wouldn't want to Skype. The elders would fucking flip if I skyped or let people see me knowing what I am.

>>17374315
skype is a chat not to phonecall or videocall theres a big difference between showing your whole face ni a video and typing in a chat

but ok nevermind though just to know again who you are. you are the friendly beautiful human loving peaceful, day-walking vampire?

>>17374315
also LOL at them flipping out if you use skype but being totally ok with you meeting me irl when i could bring a gang with me or video cameras

>>17374315
>The elders
So you're in one of those seniority conclaves? We run meritocracy.

>>17374307
Wtf? How am I supposed to reply dinghy, if it's not in a thread? Forget it. Done trying to help you. And you've been nothing but a cunty bitch to everyone in this thread. Everybody has called you a nutty broad. Everyone. I tried to help. After 2 seconds of being in my presence you would realize the truth. Fuck you and your slander against my kind. Stay in your fucking parents' basement and wait for your intercontinental romance to blossom.

>>17374329
And that wasn't me who said I was coming to faggoty Hamburg. I was never going to waste my time doing that. I have much more important work to do. Bitch.

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>>17374349
bro if you want to pretend you're an 100+ year old immortal being you need to stop acting like a 20 year old teenager who loses his patience so quick and calls annoying people "deranged annoying bitches" or uses words like "faggoty" to describe cities

you really think old people talk like that? people who have seen and experienced so much? ayy lmao

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>>17367753
>>17370957

That will be all.

The magic tells me there is no more people of interest here at this time. Attempts have been made with those who posted in this thread.

There may be a new opening for this at a later time.

>>17374353
Ignore that guy. He' s fake. You want to know about vampires and how to kill them? Mail me your skype: [email protected]

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>>17374353
Perhaps he is one of those "eternally young" types? Kos, or some say kosm

>>17367753
i had this magic cast on me yesterday and I immediately fell seriously ill it's only getting worse today don't take it anons it comes with a cost i'm serious

>>17374361
so you stay a impatient, cursing teenager forever mentally? epic

>>17374359
alright thanks

>>17374353

The real oldies have no patience at all, these 100+ :ers are just being edgy and offended like girls who think they can get respected here by saying they're girls and still not posting tits. It doesn't work like that here unless you have psychic power, which you say you don't.

>>17374367
What a horrible means to have an immortality.

>>17374372
i have psychic powers clearly otherwise i wouldnt have been able to see that the guy was a vampire and how he really looked or have dreams about the future

but i think almost everyone has psychic abilities every human at least but if you cant really control them and they juist come randomly as they do for me i dont consider myself a psychic

>>17374364

The magic is not harmful, but chance is your body had a latent illness and the reaction is caused by the illness being removed.

>>17374371
Accept the add.

>>17374353
Holy shit. The word faggoty has been used since I was a teenager. You are the immature fucking idiot that "promises" herself to some guy a continent away and you fucking say I'm acting like I'm 20? You have to laugh at that. You have been called crazy by at least 20 people in this thread. How do you know how old people talk? You said you never go out, you never leave the basement. I have seen things you wouldn't believe. I can't imagine what life is like for you. Have fun.
>>17374359
And whether or not you believe me is inconsequential to me. Go ahead and believe the crazy girl who went for mental help and clearly needs a second opinion.

>>17374377
>have dreams about the future
Here we go. Call the paddy wagon. Yet another crazy popping up on /x/. Coming late to the game but have people read all her posts? Maybe the nuttiest I've seen here.

>>17374393
yeah but dont you see the DIFFERENCE? im a human, clearly am, im 24 years old and havent seen too much of this world

other people here on the other hand claim to be oldass vampires yet act like impatient edgy teenagers calling people cunts and faggots or whatnot

>>17374396
yeah vampires can be real but me having dreams about the future when i have witnesses for it is too much out of the line LOOOOOOOOL

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>>17374358
If I may ask a question...
I'm curious about something: how would this react to someone who has a nonhuman soul
A celestial being stuck in a human body?

Does the magic affect the body and brain only, or also the soul and spirit?

Just curious...I'm not asking for it, though, although I'm interested.

>>17374402
What is your poison? Angels, demons, spirits, holy spirits, residents of the spheres, ascended being from higher dimensions? Or some religion stuff, perhaps?
Or are you speaking of the celestial beings in the sky? Those of the kosmos.

That guy has done some fine spell-tuning but I doubt inschrifting exception clauses for exotic spooks came across his mind.

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>>17374396

I've been in this thread since the start (actually the last thread) and she doesn't come off as nutty to me.

What I see are 2 things:

1) Girl tells her creepy story about seeing what she thinks is a vampire and some guys who want her to shut up about it.

2) Group of anons claiming to be vampires are offended by the description and starts telling her it wasn't a vampire and when that doesn't work they label her insane.

Seeing as #2 is still going on it feels like this hit a nerve of some sort. Pretty crazy imo (in my opinion) to defend vampires for over 2 days on an anonymous message board just because you think they're something else than potential stalkers and killers.

Not saying what she saw was a vampire, I don't think so but that's not the point, I don't have a personal interest in trying to portray vampires in a good "light." Bun intended.

>>17374401
Honey, you are a virgin who "promised" herself to someone she hasn't met. Do you realize how childlike that is for someone who is 24? Stay where you are. Don't go out. I mean what can you possibly contribute to society? Please heed the warnings of the innumerable people in this thread who have told you to get to a doctor. The scary thing about you is that you nearly broke down, said you were hurt (who says that on /x/) and just kept bitching about all the people who were calling you crazy. And...I....actually...tried...to...help you. Fuck the hell off. And yes, 99 year olds say that.

>>17374414
Now, now, sugar. Frankly, my...dear, I...don't...give...a damn.

>>17374412
Just read this whole thread and you are obviously the girl trying to validate herself which is even more crazy than your previous posts. I think I'm the 11th person to say this. You need professional assistance. And I mean pros. You're in Germany so you should be in good hands.

>>17374402

Are we talking about the so called aliens like arcturians or whatever? If so I don't recongnize that as real so it shouldn't matter.

If it's more of a religious thing like you mean we are all gods and angels who fell down here, I suppose that goes for anyone here, right? The magic offers a way to expand you lifespan so that you can fulfill your spiritual journey in one lifetime. Buddhists need to reincarnate and hope they get born in a buddhist country again next time. With this you don't have to. Just an example. It's not in conflict with any religion in the form it is spread here now, it's just a physical enhancement magic that alters your cells, but it needs to bind your body to your soul in some way or you can't stay here. If you have problems with transgender feelings I don't recommend going after this because you would end up feeling you are in the wrong body forever. Better then to reincarnate and get a body of oppsite gender from the start.

Also, you will have to wait anyway, the current time frame of opportunity has closed.

>>17374412
>
Seeing as #2 is still going on it feels like this hit a nerve of some sort. Pretty crazy imo (in my opinion) to defend vampires for over 2 days on an anonymous message board just because you think they're something else than potential stalkers and killers.

YES!!! exactly!

its weird how involved and obsessed they get about it? like, i dont want to sound paranoid but it almost looks to me as well like i hit a nerve and this is now their damage control and propaganda

"no no humans, dont worry, this cunt is crazy, vampires like that do not exist, she needs HELP, she is crazy.. vampires are beautiful and friendly dont worry.. now get into the van...."

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>>17374412
did you just explain to us what imo meant? kek
also, obvious samefag is obvious

>>17374437
yeah but you arent samefagging

that person wasnt me and you cant handle the truth fucker

>>17374431
>its weird how involved and obsessed they get about it?
Wow. Someone else already could tell you were samefagging. And you posted yt videos warning people about vampires and then you call others "involved" and "obsessed". Why won't your parents leave you alone at 24? I think we can all tell why. Please list the medications you currently take. And why did you explain imo? Even an old dude like me knows what that means. But I know you've got it all figured out. How to conduct one's sex life, vampires, seeing into the future, promising yourself to a person you haven't met, mental health, seeing things other people don't see, etc.

I hate how all vampire threads on x are people just arguing about absolute bullshit and nobody just tells you straight out how to become a vampire

>>17374442
who am i samefagging with? show me the post you think is also mine

>>17374469

>Use of Abbreviations in Text

>Once you’ve decided that an abbreviation is called for, find the first use of the term in the text and explain the abbreviation there.

>First use: (American Psychological Association [APA], 2009) or American Psychological Association (APA; 2009)

>Subsequent use: (APA, 2009)

http://www.academiccoachingandwriting.org/academic-writing/academic-writing-blog/iv-using-apa-style-in-academic-writing-abbreviations-and-acronyms

This is how you write.

>>17374431
Just got to this thread. I've seen you in other threads kid, and each time you join one it gets more outlandish with your mental state. Get help now. I fear for your family, especially when you said you had an urge to get a knife. Stay away from sharp objects please. I wish I had some way to contact your parents. Do you have siblings? Are they afraid to leave you alone?

>>17367753
I haven't aged in like five year, but I have gained weight.

Magic or good genes?

What if... Vampires do this kind of thread just to see the reactions of people for a laugh?

>>17373382
Sounds like you ate up something too.

>>17374502
Ok this may be the funniest post I HAVE EVER SEEN! Someone lecturing about APA use on /x/! This is great. Kudos kid. Never saw somebody try to give a writing lecture on a paranormal board before. And uhhh...you don't need to explain the use of abbreviations.

>>17374503
my parents know and they dont mind im also protecting them you are a fucking shill and manipulator

>>17366101
mmmm if i eat a human and drink the blood, i m not a vampire

>>17367753
u smoking too hard dude,

>>17374662
Your parents know what? And how am I a manipulator? This thread is about vampirism. Don't derail it.

>>17374687
you are derailing it fuck off by calling me insane
i shared my experiences and feelings about vampires and that doesnt make me crazy

>>17374687
They know she's completely out to lunch. They took her to get mentally evaluated. And she boasts about getting the "all clear" which has to be false. Don't want to derail this, just pointing out the obvious.

>>17374695
You know what bitch? I shared my experiences with vampirism and all you did was curse me out every time I tried to set you straight. I even tried to support you after that and provide what help and advice I could and you just fuck you'd me and everybody else. Good fucking luck with life.

>>17367753
I need it

A vampire is a being from folklore who subsists by feeding on the life essence (generally in the form of blood) of living creatures. Undead beings, vampires often visited loved ones and caused mischief or deaths in the neighbourhoods they inhabited when they were alive. They wore shrouds and were often described as bloated and of ruddy or dark countenance, markedly different from today's gaunt, pale vampire which dates from the early 19th century.

>>17374712
Although vampiric entities have been recorded in most cultures, the term vampire was not popularized in the west until the early 18th century, after an influx of vampire superstition into Western Europe from areas where vampire legends were frequent, such as the Balkans and Eastern Europe,[1] although local variants were also known by different names, such as shtriga in Albania, vrykolakas in Greece and strigoi in Romania. This increased level of vampire superstition in Europe led to what can only be called mass hysteria and in some cases resulted in corpses actually being staked and people being accused of vampirism.

>>17367753
Why not? Vamp me up

>>17374718
What for?

Mesopotamia was an area rampant with superstition of blood-drinking demons.[neutrality is disputed][improper synthesis?] The Persians were one of the first civilizations thought to have tales of blood-drinking demons: creatures attempting to drink blood from men were depicted on excavated pottery shards.[5] Ancient Babylonia had tales of the mythical Lilitu,[7] synonymous with and giving rise to Lilith (Hebrew לילית) and her daughters the Lilu from Hebrew demonology. Lilith was considered a demon and was often depicted as subsisting on the blood of babies. However, the Jewish counterparts were said to feast on both men and women, as well as newborns.[7] The legend of Lilith was originally included in some traditional Jewish texts: according to the medieval folk traditions, she was considered to be Adam's first wife before Eve.[8][9] In these texts, Lilith left Adam to become the queen of the demons (she actually refused to be Adam's subordinate and thus was banished from Eden by God himself) and, much like the Greek striges, would prey on young babies and their mothers at night, as well as males. Because Hebrew law absolutely forbade the eating of human flesh or the drinking of any type of blood, Lilith's blood drinking was described as exceptionally evil. To ward off attacks from Lilith, parents used to hang amulets around their child's cradle.[9]

>>17374740
An alternate version states the legend of Lilith/Lilitu (and a type of spirit of the same name) originally arose from Sumer, where she was described as an infertile "beautiful maiden" and was believed to be a harlot and vampire who, after having chosen a lover, would never let him go.[10] Lilitu (or the Lilitu spirits) was considered to be an anthropomorphic bird-footed, wind or night demon and was often described as a sexual predator who subsisted on the blood of babies and their mothers.[9] Other Mesopotamian demons such as the Babylonian goddess Lamashtu, (Sumer's Dimme) and Gallu of the Uttuke group are mentioned as having vampiric natures

>>17374752
Lamashtu is a historically older image that left a mark on the figure of Lilith.[13] Many incantations invoke her as a malicious "Daughter of Heaven" or of Anu, and she is often depicted as a terrifying blood-sucking creature with a lion's head and the body of a donkey.[14] Akin to Lilitu, Lamashtu primarily preyed on newborns and their mothers.[15] She was said to watch pregnant women vigilantly, particularly when they went into labor. Afterwards, she would snatch the newborn from the mother to drink its blood and eat its flesh. In the Labartu texts she is described; "Wherever she comes, wherever she appears, she brings evil and destruction. Men, beasts, trees, rivers, roads, buildings, she brings harm to them all. A flesh-eating, bloodsucking monster is she."[14] Gallu was a demon closely associated with Lilith, though the word (like "Utukku") is also used as a general term for demons, and these are "evil Uttuke" or "evil Galli".[11] One incantation tells of them as spirits that threaten every house, rage at people, eat their flesh, and as they let their blood flow like rain, they never stop drinking blood. Lamashtu, Lilitu, and Gallu are invoked in different amulet texts, with Gallu showing up in Graeco-Byzantine myth as Gello, Gylo, or Gyllo. There she appears as a child-stealing and child-killing female demon,[11] in the manner of Lamia and Lilith.

>>17374754
Ancient Greek mythology contains several precursors to modern vampires, though none were considered undead; these included the Empusa,[16] Lamia,[17] and striges (the strix of Ancient Roman mythology). Over time the first two terms became general words to describe witches and demons respectively. Empusa was the daughter of the goddess Hecate and was described as a demonic, bronze-footed creature. She feasted on blood by transforming into a young woman and seduced men as they slept before drinking their blood.[16] Lamia was the daughter of King Belus and a secret lover of Zeus. However Zeus' wife Hera discovered this infidelity and killed all Lamia's offspring; Lamia swore vengeance and preyed on young children in their beds at night, sucking their blood.[17] Like Lamia, the striges feasted on children, but also preyed on young men. They were described as having the bodies of crows or birds in general, and were later incorporated into Roman mythology as strix, a kind of nocturnal bird that fed on human flesh and blood.[18] The Romanian vampire breed named Strigoï has no direct relation to the Greek striges, but was derived from the Roman term strix, as is the name of the Albanian Shtriga and the Slavic Strzyga, though myths about these creatures are more similar to their Slavic equivalents.[6][19] Greek vampiric entities are seen once again in Homer's epic Odyssey. In Homer's tale, the undead are too insubstantial to be heard by the living and cannot communicate with them without drinking blood first. In the epic, when Odysseus journeyed into Hades, he was made to sacrifice a black ram and a black ewe so that the shades there could drink its blood and communicate.[2]

Ancient India

In India, tales of vetalas, ghoul-like beings that inhabit corpses, are found in old Sanskrit folklore. Although most vetala legends have been compiled in the Baital Pachisi, a prominent story in the Kathasaritsagara tells of King Vikramāditya and his nightly quests to capture an elusive one. The vetala is described as an undead creature who, like the bat associated with modern day vampirism, hangs upside down on trees found on cremation grounds and cemeteries.[20] Pishacha, the returned spirits of evil-doers or those who died insane, also bear vampiric attributes.

During this time in the 18th century, there was a frenzy of vampire sightings in Transylvania, with frequent stakings and grave diggings taking place to identify and kill the potential revenants; even government officials were compelled into the hunting and staking of vampires. Despite being called the Age of Enlightenment, during which most folkloric legends were quelled, the belief in vampires increased dramatically, resulting in what could only be called a mass hysteria throughout most of Europe. The panic began with an outbreak of alleged vampire attacks in East Prussia in 1721 and in the Habsburg Monarchy from 1725 to 1734, which spread to other localities. Two famous vampire cases, which were the first to be officially recorded, involved the corpses of Petar Blagojevich and Arnold Paole from Serbia. Blagojevich was reported to have died at the age of 62, but allegedly returned after his death asking his son for food. When the son refused, he was found dead the following day. Blagojevich soon supposedly returned and attacked some neighbours who died from loss of blood.[24] In the second case, Arnold Paole, an ex-soldier turned farmer who allegedly was attacked by a vampire years before, died while haying. After his death, people began to die in the surrounding area and it was widely believed that Paole had returned to prey on the neighbours.

The two incidents were well-documented: government officials examined the bodies, wrote case reports, and published books throughout Europe.[25] The hysteria, which is commonly referred to as the "18th-Century Vampire Controversy", raged for a generation. The problem was exacerbated by rural epidemics of so-claimed vampire attacks, undoubtedly caused by the higher amount of superstition that was present in village communities, with locals digging up bodies and in some cases, staking them. Although many scholars reported during this period that vampires did not exist, and attributed reports to premature burial or rabies, superstitious belief continued to increase. Dom Augustine Calmet, a well-respected French theologian and scholar, put together a comprehensive treatise in 1746, which was ambiguous concerning the existence of vampires. Calmet amassed reports of vampire incidents; numerous readers, including both a critical Voltaire and supportive demonologists, interpreted the treatise as claiming that vampires existed.[26] In his Philosophical Dictionary, Voltaire wrote:

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>>17374787
Hollywood and literary depictions of vampires are vastly different than of historical myths. Today vampires are widely believed to be very old, tall, attractive, intelligent and aristocratic, sleep in coffins on native ground, have an insatiable thirst for blood, and who must be staked through the heart to be killed. In contrast, folkloric vampires (before Bram Stoker) are usually peasants of low intelligence, recently dead, do not need their native soil, and are often cremated with or without being staked. By the end of the twentieth century, over 300 motion pictures were made about vampires, and over 100 of them featured Dracula. Over 1,000 vampire novels were published, most within the past 25 years.

>>17374792
Modern literature often states that vampires have many powers; anything from telepathy and mind control to the ability to communicate with and/or transform into animals. There is no historical lore that corroborate these concepts and seem to mostly be very recent developments in vampire mythology. The idea of a vampire is harmed by sunlight is a fairly recent and, apparently, a literary invention. Historic lore makes no mention of it. Though, there have been reports that perhaps the U.S. government used such a tale to scare superstitious guerrillas in the Philippines in the 1950s. While sunlight can be used by vampires to kill other vampires, as in Ann Rice’s popular novel Interview with a Vampire, other vampires such as Lord Ruthven and Varney were able to walk in daylight.

Modern literature often states that vampires have many powers; anything from telepathy and mind control to the ability to communicate with and/or transform into animals. There is no historical lore that corroborate these concepts and seem to mostly be very recent developments in vampire mythology. The idea of a vampire is harmed by sunlight is a fairly recent and, apparently, a literary invention. Historic lore makes no mention of it. Though, there have been reports that perhaps the U.S. government used such a tale to scare superstitious guerrillas in the Philippines in the 1950s. While sunlight can be used by vampires to kill other vampires, as in Ann Rice’s popular novel Interview with a Vampire, other vampires such as Lord Ruthven and Varney were able to walk in daylight.

Folklore vampires can become vampires not only through a bite, but also if they were once a werewolf, practiced sorcery, were an illegitimate child of parents who were illegitimate, died before baptism, anyone who has eaten the flesh of a sheep killed by a wolf, was the child of a pregnant woman who was looked upon by a vampire, was a nun who stepped over an unburied body, had teeth when they were born, or had a cat jump on their corpse before being buried (England and Japan), a baby born with teeth; a stillborn; a bat flying over a corpse (Romania); being excommunicated by the Orthodox Church (Greece); being the seventh son of the seventh son; a dead body that has been reflected in a mirror; red heads (Greece); people who die by suicide or sudden, violent deaths; people who were improperly buried; renouncing the Eastern Orthodox religion.

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>>17367753
Make me a vampire sir.

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>>17374814

To turn somebody without them dying from shock, you have to get certain chems to be released in large quantities. I've heard of people just giving shots of these chemicals to raise the chance of success, but we didn't have that shit in the 1900s.

Adrenaline is important. So you want to scare the shit out of them first. Make them worried. Get their heart going. You know that feeling in your gut that something isn't right? That helps a lot too.

I'm not a biologist, so I'm not sure what the other chems are called, but getting somebody sexually frustrated or really turned on helps, too. This lines up with a lot of the fiction regarding vampires, which is weird, because almost everything else is blatant lies.

Anyway, you get turned by having a mix of saliva and blood injected into your bloodstream after a LOT of your blood is removed. Then I'd have to park my ass down and watch as you pass out from blood loss, and then seizure for about 13 hours. You scream, you flail, you shit and piss yourself.

It's not fun to watch or do.

Help everybody AND keep them apart. Think Harry Potter. I work at the Ministry of Magic, in that analogy. A werebear goes nuts and some hunters see it? We go deal with it. Harpies nest in an old school house in Amish country? We go exterminate.

Sometimes I feel like a cop, sometimes like pest control.

I von do zuck yer diiiiick

>>17374844
I had a good plan that went bad. I think everybody is overreacting but I've heard that the trial is happening to show others that you can't break rules whenever you want.

I used several magical items together in what I thought was a clever way. Magic items are a big no-no in the field.

That's cause I'm not a dopey, mopey, whiney shithead like most fictional vampires are. Wouldn't you sound upbeat if you had super powers? It's not about WHAT you are, its about WHO you are. I get to live forever, why would I grow up?

Although, I do have to sort of retrain my vocabulary every few decades so I don't sound out of place. That part sucks.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS1BkF-TBng

>>17374380
that's what i would say if i was a disease casting warlock

but alas i feel a little better i think the fever is easing

maybe my throat pain would go away if i drank blood? can that happen?

>>17374835
Okay this guy put some thought into this but a lot of the details are grossly incorrect.
>>17374849
The vocabulary retraining is funny. Your vocabulary organically evolves with the times. You keep some old school phrases but don't use them much with the populace. And what trial are talking about?

>>17374858
>maybe my throat pain would go away if i drank blood?

The need for blood has been removed. If your throat is sore, drink some grape tonic ;)

If someone wanted to cast illnesses it would be pretty stupid to announce it like this. This is not /pol/ trying to cause the finbulwinter, quite the opposite.

>>17367753
Si seulement ...

>>17367753
rolling

>>17367753
Vamp me sir, what i need to do?

>>17367753
pm