End Game 2016

Well I have a nasty shit brewing so theres that

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>>17361567
we have Nibiru to look forward to next month. i've already started my preparations for the end of the world.

petro dollar collapse and total anarchy and societal collapse plunging us into a new dark age

the cycle resets

The aliens come and they infect everyone with parasites that make us hallucinate shit and we all kill eachother and then the parasites grow by eating our bodies and blot out the sun with their gross fart gas before being collected by the aliens to go find more worlds to plunder. The sky stays blotted out forever. October 24 is when it starts. I am from the future.

>>17361732
holy shit! an infographic!!! it's the end of the fucking world.

>>17361738
This almost seems possible. Shits plunging right now

>>17361732
So what? You faggots just keep shifting the date after every failed delivery?

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>>17361732
Bump - my dream finale

>>17361853

That's how Planet X works. I think it was supposed to kill us all in 2012. WW3 looks kinda possible.

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>>17361853
more proof, you think the recent headlines are just a coincidence?

>>17362034
Wouldnt "Planet-X" already be observable by amateur astronomers by now? Im calling bullshit, like every other end of the world.

>>17362034
Yes. Coincidence. You guys were wrong so many times before. How is this any different?

Who believes in planet 7x / nibiru is a retard. Just Google it and not a single serious news comes out. Of course if all we're going to die NASA wouldn't make it public or at least try to do something about.

You know what if planet x is a big massive anti mass. And everytime it comes around time goes back thousands of years and this shit happens all over again?

Maybe thays why we are detecting and fully realizing gravitational fields in more fully realized way

>>17362090
yeah but he's probably going to use the defense of the neptune sized planet on the outer space beyond pluto

you can read here,
http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2016/01/feature-astronomers-say-neptune-sized-planet-lurks-unseen-solar-system

>>17362117
or maybe we're just advancing in technology because it's fucking 2016.

>>17361567

How do you know nothing happened? Because the higher-ups didn't say anything about it?

You're so blue pilled.

>>17362102

yeah we're all gonna die... eventually

>>17362117
Everyone was pretty damn sure they propagated at light speed anyways. It's just confirmation now.

It's quite interesting how they did it, laser phase lengths and contraction of spacetime caused by the waves. We're talking picometers of distortion over miles of distance mind you; it's not like this is something noticeable on human or even cellular scale without something seriously violent occurring nearby (multiple solar masses level),

>>17362321

What if they created small black holes in front of Nibiru and slowly redirected it toward a trajectory where it wouldn't impact or destroy Earth? I heard a rumor that aliens built portable black hole generators based on particle accelerators like CERN and that's how they chuck asteroids at planets. I heard neutron star collisions create gold and the aliens might even use giant CERN spaceships to create massive amounts of gold.

>>17362422
>aliens might even use giant CERN spaceships to create massive amounts of gold.
For what?
Selling it in the galatic blackmarket?

>>17362467

Maybe they just like gold bracelets and earrings. Lots and lots of bracelets and earrings.

>>17362486
>Millions of Tons of Energy used to create gold to bracelets when it's easier to go to a planet with loads of gold and mine it.
>It literally rain diamonds and gold on lots of planets.

>>17361567
The Zika virus will end us all with retarded babies after the olimpics.

>>17362272
Okay Trudeau, no need to curse now.

>>17361738
one can only hope for the new dark age

>>17363137
>after the olimpics
Looks like some are already posting...

>>17361738
>Tfw gas prices here are at 64 cents a litre

>>17361567
also the shmita did not happen

>>17361567
I wonder who will win the American president election. No candidates look good. It's abrewin', big time.

>>17364175
you wonder? Bernie wins more votes than Hillary, yet she is ahead. Bernie won, Hillary lost, and Hillary now has more noms than Bernie? Yeah nothin fishy here, don't worry guys we wouldn't just flat out install someone you didn't vote for.... again.

>>17361567
Hillary becomes president.
Or a socialist.
Or a celebrity.
Or Obama declares himself President forever and we agree because it's 2016 people.

>>17361567
The next big thing is amother massive and i mean MASSIVE world war
starting in Syria with countries picking sides.

Sadly the US is an axis this time, we have all the FEMA camps that are
basically concentration camps for when stuff gets bad.

Get your gold and guns asap

>Not looking forward to Ragnarok and Baldrs return

>>17361567
>CERN

There is absolutely ZERO chance of the LHC opening a worm-hole/black-hole/arse-hole or any fucking hole.

It's all meme-tier bullshit spread by a headline-hungry media in order to keep retards entertained and sell "science".

The biggest example of this is String Theory. Protip: String Theory is pure bullshit.

Our biggest global threat is Yellowstone National Park.

You could fit Tokyo, the world's biggest city, in Yellowstone's super-volcanic crater. Three super-eruptions at Yellowstone appear to have occurred on a 600,000-700,000 year cycle starting 2.1 million years ago. The most recent took place 640,000 years ago – suggesting Yellowstone is overdue for an eruption.

>>17363137

Turns out it was Monsanto anti-mosquito larvicide which was causing the tiny brains and the early hypothesis that the mosquitoes were spreading Zika ended up making the situation worse. What a country! :D

>>17364708

So we have:
WW3
Yellowstone Eruption
Martial Law with Obama the AntiChrist
Zika/Superflu/Other virus
Nibiru passes by
CERN implodes the planet
Moot comes back

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Asteroid impact on July 3rd.

>>17362034
>"Proof"

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>>17361567
Trump is elected and creates fallout 5

>>17364749

wtf is this supposed to be

>>17365039
>Trump
>using nukes

Nah

>>17361567
Jesus is returning this year

>>17366409
Since year 33.

What about that Ebola outbreak in Italy?

>>17361738
This

It's been slowly progressing for years

>>17361567
No ELE, just Armageddon

>>17366589
You libtards are the definition of retarded.

im new to this. What do black cubes have to do with saturn and what is CERN trying to do? Open a portal to hell?

>>17361567
Living /X/, here. I am the actual /x/, the spirit of the board. I have plenty for you, but I keep them in my followers' asses. One moment, and I'll have one of them retrieve one for you.

>>17361853
You just described the end result of every single end of the world proclamation ever.

>>17362090
Yeah, it would. And there's nothing close enough within view that could reach us by that date. So they'll just move the date back again.

>>17362467
The electronics industry uses more gold than anyone.

>>17364722
That's already been disproven so hard it left a hole in the ground and one in your head.

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>>17366960
>>17361853

> ameatur astronomers around the world have been reporting a strange object rising with the sun
> accounts of nibiru rising in antarctica verified by webcam footage
> david bowie - blackstar

we are all fucked, and you should be preparing for the end. pic related

>>17361732
Last time this infographic was posted it said September 23rd 2015. Before that leadup it was sometime in May. I'm sorry, you're not fooling anyone anymore.

>>17363579
nigga we don't say "litre" here

>>17366972

Really? Post a link.

>>17362034
>feb 15 governments warn the people
>feb 17 no warning

we all gunna dies! :D

>>17366833
Black cube has to do with Mecca. Saturn has to do with Satan. Islam is Satan's religion

>>17367248
>not planning to not survive it by doing fuck all preparations

get on my level

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Testimony of the two witnesses dot Com

Pope Francis is the false prophet.

Barack Obama is the antichrist

A comet is coming that will destroy man and allow God to create the earth anew, and no man will survive it. The tribulations beforehand will be worse than anything the Earth has ever seen, or will ever see again. Justice has come. We're not ready, none of us are, but we have a chance. To live.

We need to repent, and fast. Justice is coming.

>>17361567
My 2 cents are on either Super AI goes ape or nasty virus kills 95% of mankind. The latter is actually plausible.

http://mic.com/articles/128878/science-says-super-bacteria-coming-to-kill-us-is-imminent-people-will-die#.jCEgto7zh

God have mercy upon us.

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>>17361567

>>26561611
Well, this /r9k/ poster is clearly an Ascended.
I'd advise we heed his (her? its?) counsel.

>>17369292
>>>/r9k/26565555
Shit, it didn't link.

>>17366969
dem gold plated HDMI cables, amirite?!

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>>17368917

>Immediately after the distress of those days the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTm6LQVCp_8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqb_6cjvmTI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzQ1uGoX2qM

>>17368917
kekkles