Nope Thread

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>Be 14 year old me.
>Biking on abandoned PA Turnpike with friend.
>Come to Sidelong Hill Tunnel.
>The thing's 6,000 ft (1,500 m) long, no lights in the tunnel so it's black as pitch.
>Challengeaccepted.jpg
>Bike through no problem, make it to end of abandoned Turnpike.
>Friend mentions story of a ghost in the tunnel as we turn back, I call bullshit as we come up to it again.
>3,000 ft in, can't see anything but the pavement where your light hits.
>I stop, friend stops with me, I call out for the ghost to do something, prove it's there.
>Nothing but the sound of water dripping.
>I go to leave the tunnel when a piece of cement bounces off my back.
>Chalk it up to the crumbling ceiling.
>I turn to let friend know he's wrong and it's time to go when another piece hits the side of my helmet.
>Realize they're coming from behind us.
>NOPE.avi
>Book it out of the tunnel as fast as I can with friend trailing behind. Whole time I'm pedaling, I swear I can hear someone laughing.
>Never returned to the Turnpike.

Pic related: Sidelong Hill Tunnel.

First time ever posting on 4chan
and I have a few stories for you fags

>I was in third grade I believe
>lived in a house that terrified me at night
>had a friend over one day and was planning on sleeping over
>the only place to sleep that was remotely confortable was a pull out bed downstairs
>got bed made, parents come down to say goodnight
>turn lights off and I almost immediately fall asleep
>wake up at around 12ish in the bathroom
>my hands and the sink are covered in blood
>WHATTHEFUCK.jpeg
>start to freak out and then realize that my upper lip hurts like a motherfucker
>look at the inside of my mouth in the mirror, and find a hole at the roof of my mouth between my front teeth and lips
>NOPE
>wash off blood from arms and sink and can't bring myself to go back downstairs
>The next day my upper lip is swollen to about twice it's original size and I still to this day don't know what happened

>I was about 8
>still lived in the house from the previous story
>every night I would lock my windows and pull down the shutters
>wake up at about 12 and see that not only are my shutters up, but my window and screen are wide open
>look out window and see a red outline of a figure standing there
>I shit you not it was probably 5 inches from my face since my bed was right next to the window
>pull the covers over my head and panic

>I was 13 still at the house
>sitting in a rocking chair we had in the basement
>feel the chair move as if someone is behind it readjusting their position
>think it's my sister trying to scare me
>hear the phone we had on the wall above the chair hit the receiver
>turn around and see a greyish arm with almost nonhuman fingers hang up the phone and go back behind the chair
>NOPENOPENOPE
>booked the fuck out of there

>be me about 2 months ago
>in a different house now
>find out that the previous owners daughter of the other house was apart of the occult
>find out she performed sacrificial rituals in the room i lived in

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Nobody believed me. Still sends chills down my spine...
>be 16
>3 week summer job cleaning at the local hospital
>same shit all day 'erry day
>last monday, supervisor asks me if I can work an hour late, need me to cover up for someone who reported himself sick
>"Sure, why not"
>Turns out I have to clean the hallway to the morgue.

>I remember it all very clearly
>cleaning the floor, hallway is about 10 meters long so took some time
>the hallway was empty, only a sign saying "Morgue" hang from the ceiling
>only half of the lights where lit, as was usual for halls where no patients came (at least living ones, lol)
>halfway done when the door of the morgue opens and a morgue assistant came out and locked the door
>the sudden noise spooked me a bit, but I said good evening and the man left using the doors on the other end
>10 minutes later I am done and I clean my supplies back up in my cleaning-kart
>just when I'm done, I hear the door of the morgue opening behind me
>Think nothing of it, but 1 second later I realize the guy who left locked the door
>look back

>I freeze as I witness before me
>A tall, bald man stands at the doors of the morgue
>feeling of dread washes over me
>I fucking bolt to the other door and before I close it, I look back
>The man is gone and the double doors are shut, don't know if locked or not, was gtfo.exe
>I ran with my kart, all the way to the elevator where I went upstairs into the main hall
>people surround me and I felt safe once again

I never felt so incredibly scared in my life. But the second part did it for me:

>The next day, I hesitated but came to work anyway
>I sit in the room where the cleaners gather, waiting for my shift to start
>The guy who should be cleaning the hall yesterday sat next to me
>I tell him what happened, he was the first to believe me.
>Whilst telling him the story, his face went pale
>He tells me almost the exact same thing happened to him.
Fuck.

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>16 years old
>on a religious retreat (it was a requirement to get confirmed, I'm not a real religious guy
>retreat is at an out of use, but up kept convent on Dudley Road in Billerica MA
>boring as fuck
>went to a catholic elementary school, so I know almost everyone there
>me and friend meet an adopted russian kid
>we decide we're gonna sneak out in the night and try to find "the tree"
>the tree is basically a tree with some faces on it, but theres a whole story and the woods are supposedly haunted
>wait until night
>we sneak out
>walk around the woods for a bit and see nothing
>regret going because there's nothing out here
>decide to turn back
>get lost
>try to find way back on the path
>walk up a little hill
>at the top there's a big cross
>like 5 feet tall, nothing else there
>pretty deep in the woods, don't think it has anything to do with the convent
>spooky, but we continue
>still lost
>eventually come into a clearing
>there's a old abandoned building in the middle
>walk up to it, with the intent to go inside
not feeling it when we get close to the door
>cold sweats, feeling of being watched
>the woods seem quieter than naturally possible
>hear some kind of hiss/howl noise
>think it's my imagination, but others heard it too
>still lost, but we decide to run
>run for a while, think we'll never find to exit
>we do
>ex military church guy waiting for us at the convent
>get in trouble the next day
Google Dudley Road Billerica MA for the story about the woods

Samefag central in here

>>17346282
Sounds like the first Dark Tower book.

thanks for stories, but i require skellington proof

>be living in remote northern Californian mountains
>looking out window during a storm
>toothbrush flies out of the woods and smacks the window
>that shouldn't have happened
>nope
>decide to call it a night

>>17346706
This is important.

>>17346289
I remember a thread on /k/ where a guy and his friends went to that tunnel.

>>17346581
Fucking kek

>Just lit a bowl for me an my brother
>were in a finished basement room and aren't supposed to be down there smoking
>Watch door handle turning
>"Thats... Unusual."
>Walk over and open it
>Confused I step out of the doorway and show my brother theres no one there

It's a strange basement.

>>17346282
>hidden basement
>some psychopath has a captive
>the captive hears sound on the other side of the wall.
>captive tries to contact whoever is making the sounds.
>the fuckers run away.
>captive dies.

god fucking job, op, some poor innocent girl just got raped. for the umpteenth time this week. you could have saved her. fucking pussy.

>>17346581
>>toothbrush flies out of the woods and smacks the window
>>that shouldn't have happened

I think i just died , Top fucking kek .

Here's one that happened to me when I was around 17 or so.

>Be at friend's house with bros for two days of vidya, hide and seek (friend had a fuckhuge basement filled with random shit, fun as hell to play hide and seek there, even old as we were), and movies.
>winding down for the night
>four of us in sleeping bags sprawled out in the game room
>wake up in the middle of the night
>Someone is touching my face
>Basically a series of light brushes on my forehead and cheek
>Figure it's one of my friends trying to pull that tickle shaving cream self-slap bullshit you do to sleeping people as a prank
>'Nice try'
>no answer, brushes continue
>'Seriously, I'm up, quit.'
>still nothing, brushing
>Sit up in the dark, can't see shit, but still not scared, think it's someone being an ass
>'What, seriously? What do you want?'
>No answer, but brushes stop
>Now starting to nope a bit
>'Guys?'
>Hear sleepy 'Mwuh?'s from various other parts of the room
>None close enough to me to be touching me
>Martial Artist since age 8, instincts go into full Terminator Assault mode
>'EVERYONE FUCKING UP!'
>Jump to my feet, at the lights instantly, turn them on
>Nothing, just friends lying around in sleeping bags, looking sleepy and confused as hell
>suddenly open door behind me slams
>MEGANOPE.jpg
>We search the basement armed with sports equipment and pool cues
>Never find anyone

Never did figure out what the hell happened, but it certainly funned up the rest of the night with vidya. No one was going back to sleep after that shit.

im deathly afraid of the paranormal, but i'll write some experiences. i dont think there are malevolent ghosts in my house though, neutral or nice ones.

>move into house, very old wood panels. be little girl, dad tells me to hold tool for him. peels wood back.
>weird splotch of blood
>dad tells me its paint, goes to get towel
>i look and its gone

i don't know why that happened, because nothing 'bad' happened since then

>dad telling me old man with his cat lived here, and died mysteriously, in the house
>im 7 and what is this

pretext for rest of story.

>our cats in this house are strangely attuned
>one cat is always, all of a sudden, running and playing. going crazy
>this cat is always quiet, laying around, doesn't play with other cats.
>ears prick up, stares in the distance. then pounces and runs around for hours
>other two cats are more mellow, but they are often caught staring (both) in the same direction.
>you can see their eyes move

probably the story that made me believe in ghosts

>be sitting with my dad and mom watching tv
>i look out the door, i see a white cat, not ours
>"dad look at the kitty"
>"theres no kitty there A"
>i get up to follow it, it goes upstairs.
>i see the cat that is always playing with 'nothing' pounce around on the stairs when she sees the white cat.
>all of a sudden stops, runs downstairs.
>cat leads me to the room where the guy who lived before us died in
>i see my other two cats outside it, they are meowing and screeching so strangely, almost sadly
>dad yells "what are you doing to the cats"
>don't respond, white cat goes into the room
>im crawling, and peak through the door very slowly
>it opens on its own, i see an old man hanging there, im super freaked out and scream as loud as i can
>he 'wakes up', looks at me, says
>"its okay. you just need to understand"
>parents get upstairs, nobody is there, just my cats, they reassure me, etc.

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Here's one
>be sit'n in bed
>lights off
>dicking around on various websites
>suddenly get terrified feeling
>turn around expecting to see a goddamn monster
>just wall
>ha ha
>Just a fucking wall.
>shine the computer screen on it and everthing
>few moments later the feeling returns
>get brave
>DIVE FOR THE LAMP ON THE DRESSER
>fight to the death with seemingly nothing
>light is on now
>push back against the wall and look around
>nothing
>not a fucking thing
>sigh in relief
>after a few moments I hop up to go brush my teeth and prepare for sleep
>jump off the top bunk
>kick off the lampshade in process
>Whatever, I'll get it later
>close door
>nope my way across the hall and into the bathroom
>quickly turn the light on
>get tooth brush in hand
>alright.
>commence teeth cleaning in-
>sister wakes up and starts screaming
>apparently the bright light from the uncovered lamp woke her up
>the lazy bitch yells at me to come fix it
>casually open the door to the bedroom
>eyes trail up to the top bunk
>see someone sitting there
>little kid in pink pajamas in a white fucking mask
>NOPE
>NOPENOPENOPE
>SLAM THE DOOR
>NOPENOPENOPE
>sister screams
>ignored
>there's a loud thump from the room
>ignored
>sit on the living room couch and watch netflix for the rest of the night
>fuck that shit

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I have three. The first one I'm pretty sure was my imagination but it was still weird as hell.
>be four years old
>family lives in this townhouse
>front kitchen window looks out on this open grassy area and the woods between the houses and the golf course
>Be playing with a toy dinosaur on the windowsill
>Suddenly the view outside the window changes.
>Dinosaurs everywhere, a whole herd of apatasaurs.
>Some sort of predator, at the time I thought it was a T-rex walks up to the window
>Scene returns to normal
Probably my imagination but I still remember it pretty vividly. Sounds like something out of a Calvin and Hobbes strip now that I think about it. Second one.
>Be around 7 or 8
>Parents had to go to these people's house for a meeting or something
>Way out in the country
>Me and my sister have to come because we're not old enough to be left alone
>On the way back my parents stop in front of this house with a big yard to look at a map.
>See tall black-robed figure standing on driveway
>He has no feet or appears to be floating
>He has what appears to be a black snow hat pulled over his eyes
>Doesn't move, just stands there, menacingly
>Car drives away
And the last one.
>Be 9 or 10
>For some reason me and my sister decide to sneak downstairs to watch TV at like 1 in the morning
>Enter kitchen
>See this flashing blue light on the ceiling
>Think I'm seeing things, then hear my sister say "Oh my God" and start crying.
>We run upstairs
>Decide maybe is was just the computer
>Look over bannister
>Flashing cyanish white lights everywhere, with a funky disjointed shape kind of like when the sun shines through a closed shade.
>Nope.jpg
>Cower upstairs until morning

>Be 25
>Living alone in a kinda shitty house in a bad neighborhood because can't afford anything better and won't live with roomates
>Wake up close to 4 AM
>Hear a woman screaming outside
>Look out window, see nothing
>Screaming quiets, hear the faint sound of wood scraping across pavement
>Think maybe some girl is getting raped out there
>Grab a golf club I keep in my room for protection and a flashlight
>Go outside
>"Anybody out here?"
>Walk around back yard, see nothing
>Still hear faint noise of wood scraping
>Walk back to front yard
>See something in the shadows near my neighbor's patio
>Shine my light on it
>WTF?!?
>It's a nude black woman's torso with freakishly long arms facing away from me. Long dirty hair, about 4 feet tall
>Look down
>Her lower body is some kind of flat bottomed wooden thing, like she has a boat for legs
>She turns her head toward me
>Here eyes are empty sockets, she has no nose
>RUN THE FUCK BACK INSIDE
>Hear her scream at me, ear rapingly shrill
>Call the cops, tell them there's a crazy woman outside my neighbor's house, leave out the part about her having a boat-thing for legs
>Dispatcher man tells me cops will be there to investigate, they never show up because bad part of town and they have better things to do.
>Stay up all night with golf club in hand wishing I owned a gun
>Hear wooden scraping for about an hour later, stops close to dawn
>Ask neighbor about it next day, he gets really anxious and sweaty, denies knowing what I'm talking about

There was no fucking way he didn't see it. I think maybe he saw it too but was so freaked out he doesn't want to believe it.

>>17349174
holy shit this gave me the spooks

>>17349174
Nice

>>17349174
Just a peg legged prostitute, Every hood has one.

>>17349174
I've actually seen a video where a dude claws his eyes out while high on bath salts. He was sitting the middle of a street in broad daylight. Without eyes.

Maybe it was some hooker high out of her mind.

>>17350227
http://www.bestgore.com/torture/creepy-thai-bastard-cut-out-his-own-eyes/

I found it!

so basically this fucker cut out both of his eyes with knife. Can you imagine what it must feel like waking up without eyes after testing out some drugs?

>>17350281
Gotta feel like you just cut out your own eyes after getting high as fuck, I'd imagine.

>>17346282
Dude what the fuck, what if there was someone trapped, you left them for dead.

>>17346581
Where in northern Calif

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Green gates on the side lead up a path to a bigger spiked gate, that shitty mesh fence stops where the spiked gate starts and a spiked fence surrounds the whole generator and joins to another spiked fence running from left to right at the end of the path.

>Hang around the top end of the path that runs up because we get less hassle, and it doesn't actually go anywhere so no one uses it
>Hanging around there one night with some friends, having a smoke and a drink
>Any time anyone needed a piss they would climb the fence and piss just around the corner because it goes about 6' back then there's a spiked fence and a shit load of brambles blocking the end
>Been there from about 4 in the afternoon, it's now about 9pm and starting to get dark, no street lights anywhere so we leave when it's too dark because you can't see anything
>People been using the pissing alley without incident
>Friend climbs the fence to go for a piss
>Peaks his head around the corner and jumps back over the fence
>Said there's someone in the pissing alley
>What
>Guy in his 50s wearing a suit, carrying a briefcase and like a mac over his arm just walks around the corner and stares at us
>He seems more startled than us
>"Lads listen"
>Everyone nopes the fuck out and just bolts
>Run out the cut and down the street a little then stop to see where he goes
>Doesn't come out but a bunch of "rough kids" go down the pathway
>They come back out still laughing and joking around about 15 minutes later
>Arm ourselves with whatever is lying around and go back up the pathway
>Literally no one around just us
>Never see the dude before or since
>Have no idea how the fuck he even ended up there or how he left
>Literally been back up that pathway maybe twice when it's dark in the last 10 year because of it

It really fucking spooked me. I wish I had better pics of the area so I could describe it better though.

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>Be 19
>Going through a quarter life crisis
>Going through a bad break up
>Be depressed
>Rollerblade while listening to music at night to cope
>1:00 pm
>Family gets worried when I'm late and by myself
>Me not caring goes out anyways
>Skate on a different route then usual
>Strange guy flags me down
>I turn my music down
>He doesn't say a word
>Gestures me to follow
>I get uncomfortable
>I ask if he can talk
>He shakes his head no
>I follow him to a dog park
>We sit
>He gestures asking where I live
>I vaguely point in the direction
>He then ask my age
>I lie saying I'm sixteen
>Silence...
>I start gathering courage to say I have to leave
>He puts his hand on my thigh
>I don't like being touched
>Lvl up! Uncomfortable +5 Wtf +1 Nope +2
>He then gestures the time honored gesture of a blowjob
>Be virgin, dont want my first suck to be by a creepy mute neckbeard
>Lvl up! FuckThisShit +50 Nope +99 Uncomfortable +99
>Be too much of a nice guy to leave
>Feel like I'm about to get reverse raped by this guy
>Tell him I have to go.
>He tries to tell me to stay
>Gently grabs my hand
>I said I was on my way to check in and my parents will be worried.
>He looks disappoint
>I as casually as I could skate away from him.
>Turn corner
>I fucking flying down the empty street trying to make since of what the FUCK just happened.
I stopped going outside to say the least.

>>17350575
>I stopped going outside to say the least.
I feel you anon, the outside world is scary. I'm confused though, why follow a random guy anywhere?
>STRANGER DANGER and all that
Also, are you male or female? I need to know to make that story make any sense to me.

>>17346294
Successful first post: didn't start with be

>>17350587
I'm a guy, guess I forgo to mention that...

>>17350587
> I'm confused though, why follow a random guy anywhere?
I too much of a nice guy, and if he tried anything funny I knew I could take him
>Also, are you male or female?
I'm a guy

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Happened last summer
>Parents divorced
>Hate dad
>We go up to this old lake cabin every summer
>It's a shithole
>Make up bullshit excuse as to not go up
>He buys it
>I drive to my moms
>Tired as fuck, been practicing melee tech skill all night
>Lay on couch at 3pm at fall asleep
>Wake up
>Check phone
>9PM
>Fuck
>Front door is wide open
>Start watching some YouTube while about to make some Ramen
>Back door is wide open
>Go close it
>Knock on front door
>Go check it out
>No one there
>Hear backdoor open the close
>See two figures (can't make it out since it's night
>See figure from behind my tree in my front lawn book it
>They all get in an SUV

That shook me up for a while, I slept over at a pals house for the night, I still was fucked up

>>17346437

New phone background for me and a good story to boot. Thanks, anon.

>>17350575
he thought you were a prostitute. Male prostitutes hang around parks at night. Its a thing.

>>17350645
that shit happens to me every fucking day, even when it's light outside. I would never fucking follow someone though, you are a guy and younger so it makes sense why you wouldn't assume that's what he wanted but still. Sorry that happened, it's really creepy that there are so many people out there like that.

>>17346282

Then what?

What happened next?

Finish the fucking story.

>>17351661
It's a pasta (possibly been reworded a bit); he probably didn't bother to save the rest.

No loss. They never tore down the wall, so that first section was the only exciting part. On the plus side, the house didn't end up reeking of dead body later, despite what a couple of replies suggested.

>>17351617
>night
>1.00pm

>>17350427
Wow terrifying. He just left anon

>>17349174
>empty sockets
>no nose or a hole where her nose should be

Heard it all before. Fake and gay. Was different tho

>>17346294
So question is man, who was phone?

>>17348886
That seems like a really nice ghost. He and his cat accidentally haunt the place, so they took some time to explain it to you

>be me
>see this thread
>nope

>>17351765

>>17350281
FUCK

>>17351701
he meant 1 am you dummy

>>17350427
a well-to-do citizen was just scared of encountering a gang of chavs in the wild.

>>17350575
If he was mute, how did he ask your age?

>>17346306
necrophiliac employee coming for some sexxy time and you interrupted him so he left.

or

some random employee who's having an affair with your sick coworker came for regularly scheduled rendezvous but left when he saw you were there instead.

or

some 4chan poster who needed gross pix for /b/ but you ruined it and now he has to rewrite timestamp

>>17351617
this, absolutely. maybe he wouldn't speak for fear of undercover police recording him.

but really, what did OP expect to happen here? the guy was mute so not conversation. someone to talk to?

>>17348883
Super creepy story, bro.

>>17348890
autistic?

Alright, finally back on /x/. Here goes.

>Be 7 or 8
>Sleeping on a mattress on floor at grandparents house for the weekend
>Brought my gamecube for the stay, left it in basement room overnight, hooked up
>Wake up, hear smash brothers and two voice distinctly arguing over who gets the controller through the floor
>Run to grandma's room and freak out because voices
>Go downstairs and there's nobody

Probably was just my imagination but it gets spookier

>Be like 10
>Little sister and I are sleeping over
>Same house, sleeping in basement room, same one from before
>Sister is sound asleep, then wakes up screaming
>Apparently the radio on the end of the couch turned on and blasted a voice for a second then turned back off
>This is an old ass radio with a switch to turn it on, no buttons so it couldn't have been an accident
>Moved upstairs and slept there because Nope.jpg

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>>17351706
>>17352209
Are you both retarded? So he left and went where? There's one way in and one way out, we went out the only way you can go out, once you're out back on the main street it's a straight stretch of road left, right and opposite for a good 400 metres at the very least, the road down is 4 lanes wide and very well lit, the same as both left and right. The question wasn't who he was, it was how he got there and where he went.

>The green on the left is a garden of no relevance
>The green behind is a school field of no relevance
>The green in the middle is the grass we stood on
>The black circle is where we stood for 5 hours or so
>The grey to the side of that is the pathway
>The light grey is gravel
>The yellow is the pissing area which was used by us from when we got there
>The red are brambles
>The arrow is the direction he came from

So what you're saying happened is an older man dressed himself to go to his office job at 9pm on a Saturday, either climbed over a six foot spiked metal fence to cut across two rugby pitches to climb his way through brambles just so he could climb over another spiked metal fence to stand in our piss without as much as creasing his trousers or he came out of his back door, went through his own back garden to climb over a spiked metal fence to stand in our piss? That's your answer? Let's assume he managed to do all of this and we somehow didn't manage to hear any of it standing less than 15 feet away, let's assume he did do that (and assume he went back the same way). Why do it? Or assuming he went out the same way as us he did what, climbed over the fence, managed to catch up to us and then overtake us without any of us noticing? Mystery solved then, someone who wanted to avoid a gang of chavs went through all that hardship so he could bump into a gang of chavs. It makes perfect sense if I think of it that way, I wish I had a logical mind like you geniuses.

>>17346294
For this first one, you fell off the bed and gave yourself a fat lip and subconsciously walked to the bathroom, aka sleep walking.

Story 2: No idea

Story 3: No Idea

Story 4: Get your shit outta there.

>>17350575
Wtf? Why were you so chill? He asked you to blow him, i don't know where you're from but thats way more than enough to get a beating here

A little info about me, I'm working part time at my local hospital's service unit. The hospital have a old people home.
I was checking radiators and ventilation in the old people home. In of the rooms was an one old lady in a wheelchair. She was in the middle of her room making these deep almost demonic sounding hissing/screeching noises.
In another room was the rooms owner asleep, so I was quite, did my thing and while im passing the bed she sits up and stares at me and asks: Where am I? Please tell me where am I?
She kept repeating that question till I closed the door behind me.
There was also this one time I went into a room in the old peoples home and there was a nice little lady happily talking to me then suddenly she starts to talk in this weird tone about the poor children, oh the poor children ... they ... they disappeared ... the holocaust ... holoc, the Holocaust the children the poor children they disappeared through the windows. I noped out of there and returned later when she was out to fix her radiator.

>>17346282
It was daylight When the fish government sun to the kitchen counter with muslims to initiate illuminati world dominant fucking way for me to Rambo my way through a horde if I still haven't lost my virginity carjacking animations. However to Rambo my way through a pedo pity party I must catch cat translator and Minecraft with muslims who lived world dominant plan to fucked fish
I still have more shrooms to ingest, so I'll type the rest later

>>17353516
Part 2

Government sun to the kitchen counter with muslims to initiate illuminati world dominant plan to ingest my vagina bong and farm with your pedo pity party as puppy with credit cards is not convinced image isn't copypasted to ingest my cat

>>17353590
>ingest my vagina bong
sounds kinky

>>17353317
Most likely California

>>17353576
You saw a ghost covered in exoplasm.

Only thing I remember happening is a really small event when I was maybe 15

>Summer break, been doing nothing but playing on my computer at home
>One day I wake up in the middle of the night to see my computer booting up
>Door is closed tight and everyone is asleep in their room
>Just stare at my login screen for a few minutes before I work up the courage to get up and turn it off
>Nothing else happens that night

I do catch my dog staring off at certain parts of the house but my rooms not one of them. Always did get an eerie feeling home alone though.

>>17349339
HAH because racism

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>2006
>bumming a ride from a friend that drives an 18 wheeler because I can't afford to fly or get a bus
>he's driving us down a rural as fuck highway through arizona around 1am
>literally nothing but the highway, mountains, and desert
>talking and listening to radio as we go
>Hey man look at that hitchhiker
>see a scraggly guy in a shabby pants and a red flannel shirt standing at the roads edge
>we drive by him because hitchhikers tend to stab you
>still driving down dark rural highway
>yawn then look out passenger wide
>yell WHAT THE FUCK as I see the scraggly dude running along side us
>the 18 wheeler is going at 85mph
>friend sees what I'm yelling about and opens up the throttle as far as it can go
>18 wheeler is now doing about 100mph
>mother fucker is still running along side us
>i'm freaking out and asking if my friend has a gun
>he says to Chill we'll be okay
>switch to freaking out internally
>after what felt like an eternity we cross a bridge over dried up river bed
>scraggly guy no longer following us
>turn to my friend and ask if he knew what the fuck that was
>he casually replies he doesn't know what it was chasing us but that they show up every now and again in arizona and that they never follow once you cross a bridge
mfw
tl;dr fuck arizona

>>17348883
>bugs

>>17347719
Did they hide in the tunnel and throw bits of rock at bicycling nerds?

>Be 20
>Biking on abandoned PA Turnpike with friend.
>had a friend over one day and was planning on sleeping over
>last monday, supervisor asks me if I can work an hour late, need me to cover up for someone who reported himself sick
>went to a catholic elementary school, so I know almost everyone there
>decide to call it a night
>Confused I step out of the doorway and show my brother theres no one there
>captive dies.
>Figure it's one of my friends trying to pull that tickle shaving cream self-slap bullshit you do to sleeping people as a prank
>one cat is always, all of a sudden, running and playing. going crazy
>shine the computer screen on it and everthing
>Parents had to go to these people's house for a meeting or something
>Walk around back yard, see nothing
>"Lads listen"
>Gestures me to follow
>Front door is wide open
>Moved upstairs and slept there because Nope.jpg
>The green on the left is a garden of no relevance
>drop a deuce
>adjacent to the toilet there's a folding window facing the building's inner ventilation shaft, and a small pad beyond it
>Just stare at my login screen for a few minutes before I work up the courage to get up and turn it off
talking and listening to radio as we go
> she unga bunga

>>17354289
/thread

>>17353300
>mouth has a fucking hole
>Yeah you just fell

Rofl anon please

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i have a weird one
>on my way home via bus
>driving past point A
>look out the window see the big yellow road sign like usual
>as i'm driving to point B i'm just blindly staring at the front of the bus
>at point B i see a cop car with his lights turned on
>nothing unusual
>i get my phone out and randomly start digging through it
>get to point C, look out the window again and see the apartement complex that is on the right side
>think i'm gonna be home soon, and go back to browsing through my phone
>about 10sec later i look out the window again, and chills run down my spine
>im at point A again
>wtf is going on here
>remember the cop car that was driving past point B
>on the lookout for the cop car
>and as i reach point B i see the same motherfucking cop car going past us
>NOPE the fuck out

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>>17346282
/p/ here

went on a walk around downtown, figured you would appreciate this image a bit.

you guys don't really have a general fit for this so i'm dropping it here deal with it.

@topic
>be 17
>parents out/working
>be also a /k/omerade
>hear glass break down stairs
>dogs going crazy
>grab my trusty mosin nagant with bayonet
>drop in a clip on hollow points
>slowly start heading downstairs preparing to operate
>lock eyes with cat
>it meows
>it fucking knocked a ceral bowl off the counter

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>>17354125

>>17352218
u are not funny, idiot

>>17350163

kek. Boats and hoes all in one.

Happened to a pal of mine, I'll relay what he told me. Here's what's happened so far

>about 5 years ago my granddad died
>he drowned while swimming at a beach down on the coast
>was 70 years old
>every year on the date he drowned, the family go down to the beach
>spend time there, pay tribute etc
>my mother is a bit of a photographer, would take photos of the beach
>a few years later, looking at the photos, she noticed a green light in the water was in every photo
>must a problem with the camera
>the most recent time we went, we got everybody to take photos on their phones/cameras
>the same light was in all the photos
>upon future inspection, the light in the photos became larger each year
>if you zoomed up close, it seemed to have a semblance to a humanoid figure

>>17354693
We need a pic of that/

>>17354488
>/k/omerade
>clip
>nope.jpg

>>17346306
>tall, bald man

Can you be a little more specific on what he looked like? Did he look like a corpse? Or like some creepy dude?
I'm genuinely curious.

>>17354789
A clip is what's used to load bullets into a gun with a built in magazine, like the Mosin.

>>17354789
>I have no idea what I'm talking about

Fixed up your post.

Mine is barely anything, but I can guarantee you it's completely true.
>used to work as security in a big guild hall in central london
>building has been there since 1311
>working the day after christmas, literally nobody in the building except me and my partner who was sat right next to me
>sitting and watching some shitty christmas movie on tv
>see a shadow pass behind a glass exhibition case to our right
>mildly spooked but shrug it off, probably just boredom playing with me
>literally 30 seconds later, hear a door slam in the hall behind the exhibition cases
>partner and I look at each other
>"did you hear that"
>"yeah I'm gonna go check it out"
>nothing to be seen anywhere, cctv doesn't cover that door but it does cover the rooms either side of it and there were no intruders
That building was high class as fuck, so all the doors were fucking heavy-ass oak that nothing short of gale-force winds could blow shut, let alone slam.
There was also a library in the building that I used to despise patrolling through. I'd always feel like I was being watched or something any time I went in there, and on more than five separate occasions, I remember walking through it and distinctly hearing footsteps following about six feet behind me.

I always said that it didn't matter whether or not you believed in ghosts; if you pulled a night shift there, you'd at least believe in them for the length of your shift.

>>17354789
you know less than you think you do

probably about many other things also

>chillin with friend
>1am hits, he's heading home
>have cigarette out the front with him before he goes
>head inside, walking through hallway
>sees 3D shadow thing just standing off to the side
>looks like my mother in-law
>no fucking idea if this is a person or what
>reach out to it
>go right through
>shadow chick only appears after spending time with friend, always in the exact same spot
To this day I have no idea what it is or why it looks like the in law.

>>17354469
How does one nope the fuck out of a bus?

This happened when I was about 15
>Trying to fall asleep at midnight
>It was Christmas holidays so there were shit tons of bugs flying around
>Hear soft banging against window
>Window is in 3 layers
>Glass outside, then a plastic membrane inthe middle, and finally some security mesh closest to the inside of the house
>Banging gets a notch louder
>Think it's just an insect that got trapped
>Huge scratching noise happens right next to my head
>Hear muttering and growls as it happens
>Whatever it was screeches and runs off, with the running noise being really loud as the side of my house has brick tiles
>Dad and twin are still awake
>Tell Dad who is outside smoking what happened
>Spend about 10 minutes searching around the house
>Nothing
>We even check my window, and there were absolutely no insects large enough to make that much noise trapped in between the glass and security mesh
>See some lights in the sky as we do it, but think nothing of it

The creepiest thing is that the scratching was on my security mesh, which makes a distinct noise, but my glass window makes the loudest fucking noise possible when opened. So it shouldn't be possible for it to scratch the mesh without alerting me to the groaning of my window. I tell my twin about it, as Dad went to sleep, and he shits himself. He was playing some vidya with people online with headphones on, so he didn't hear much and probably thought it was someone on theserver making the noise.

The house is shaped like square U, with some of my backyard being in the pushed in area. Our bedroom is one one side, and where my brother was sitting was on the other side.

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>be last December
>go visit parents in hometown
>spent the night
>old room (now guest room) filled with random stuff.
> sleep in sisters old room. Its now the kids room where niece and nephew sleep when they visit
>mattress is adult size but on the floor because niece was too little to climb onto an adult bed easily
>about 3am now, finally falling asleep
>fuck insomnia
>feel something grab my foot
>kick it off, fully awake now
>room is pitch black
>can't hear anything
>falling back asleep
>holding blanket around neck because its a little cold
>blanket is suddenly jerked out of hands and completely down the bed
>been into the paranormal most of my life
>be an /x/phile
>think about making a thread
>fuck insomnia, gonna sleep damn it
>grab blanket from the ground at the foot of the bed
>say "fuck off"
>mfw
>sleep

>Be last year
>Stay in a dorm room with 3 other people
>Share a bathroom with the room next door
>be 1:00 am
>only one awake
>hears banging sounds from the bathroom
>checks bathroom
>sees a black blur of some sort for a split second
>NOPE.PNG
>Stays awake till 3 am.

>>17348340
It was your parents fucking with you.

>>17348883
Sometimes a homeless person wants a little skinship. Always to remember to lock yours doors.

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I used to live in a 2 story apartment

>Stair walls are located behind me about 7 feet away that I'm facing away from facing computer

>There would always be running up and down on the stairs when I was home alone and no other time ever

>Always would just assume to it was my families two cats to keep myself sane because I used to live in a haunted apartment before that and I just wanted the fear to stop

>The running sounded way heavier then what the two cats would be able to produce though

>I would always quietly go to the front of the apartment and turn my head around to look up the stairs, the cats where never there even when I heard the sounds seconds ago

>Always ended up sitting in front in the parking lot when home alone

>One day family left, okay whatever the sounds are going to happen it's just the cats

>3 REALLY LOUD BANG BANG BANGS, nothing a cat would be able to make, makes the walls shake behind me (this wall was connected to the stairs)

Ran to the front of the apartment to open it right when my step father was about to knock, wasn't possible for the bangs to be him as the wall wouldn't have shaked. Nothing fell down the stairs or anything like that.

It sounded like something was hopping on the stairs and that wasn't the first time I had a paranormal experience there.

Seems like a really devilish being is following one of my family members around, might be me because I still don't like being home alone, i get an eerie feeling. Was 15 at the time so not imagination

Be me, maybe 16 or so. I'm in bed one night and am awakened by a persistent tapping at my bedroom window. Loud enough to wake me and piss me off. I look at the window, there's an old woman with scraggly white hair there, kinda pale but it's an old woman. I'm all like, what the holy fuck is she doing? I get out of bed, go outside, nobody there. I look around the house, nothing. I get sick of looking and go back inside. The next day I assume it was a dream, since my bedroom window is on the 2nd floor with no balcony. I look around, my bedsheets were covered in dirt. I can still see her face in my window when I remember it.

No word of a lie from here on.
I live in Japan, kind of a rural area. My hobby is cycling around, looking for shrines. I love shrines, I've visited hundreds of them.
I find a shrine on top of a hill, not uncommon. I climb up, do my prayer thing and turn back down the hill. I get a weird feeling, look back and a Shinto priest is standing there, only he's not. The best way I can describe it is my brain is processing his image, to the slightest detail, but my eyes only see stone steps. He has piercing eyes, a black robe and a ceremonial staff with white ribbons. I hear a voice in my head, a really frightening voice, and I understand that he's telling me to leave and never come back, that this shrine isn't meant for me. I apologize and explain that I mean no harm, but all he says is to leave, I'm not in the right place. I hightail it out of there.
Later on I learn that that particular shrine was offered to a grave not far away, of bombing victims, all civilians, who couldn't be identified. Even locals are reluctant to visit that shrine.

>>17355520
>gaijin gets told off by a ghost
>my sides can't take it senpai

Sorry, your story actually is pretty interesting, but that was the first thing that popped into my head after reading it.

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>>17354064

It would actually be pretty fucking cool to hear a bunch of truckers tell stories about the weird shit they've seen.

Thanks for making me want to write a book anon.

>>17355526

That's fine, you're welcome to react however you like. It wasn't that funny at the time, I can tell you that.

>>17349174
Captain K'nuckles

>>17348886
>it opens on its own, i see an old man hanging there, im super freaked out and scream as loud as i can
>he 'wakes up', looks at me, says

It was a good ghost, he just wanted to ask you [spoiler]tits or gtfo[/spoiler]

>>17346282
Um.. I think that might be my story from a long while back. We never did get to open the brick wall sigh

>>17354789
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

>Work in old people's home that caters to mental health (no one is violent, just very simple)
>The building itself used to be a stately home (not sure if this is a worldwide term, or just British, but basically an old mansion)
>Have these shelving trolleys for transporting linen and towels
>Enter staff-only section of the building to grab something
>room used to be a gymnasium situated at the end of one of the building's wings, but it now a general store room
>dust particles suspended within beams of light, that enter from high windows, contribute to an overall gloomy vibe, but otherwise it's typically quiet peaceful.
>Pretty isolated though...
>On this particular occasion, I walk in through the double doors and almost instantly one of the trolleys is shunted (quite violently) into the middle of the room
>The noise piercing the silence obviously draws my attention, but just assume it's a maintenance guy moving stuff, because they don't give a fuck.
>Doesn't take me more than a few seconds to scan the room and realise there is no one else there, however.
>grab a hoist-sling off a hook by the door and skedaddle right outta' there

It's a bit of a taboo to talk of 'ghosts' at work, but some of the foreigner staff seem to buy into the concept of certain residents 'remaining' around once they pass away.

>>17350404
Nice

>>17355025
kek

>>17346289
can you give directions from Philadelphia?

This happened to me when I was stationed in Jacksonville, NC for combat training. For the last part of training, you have to march out 7 or so miles out into the forest to Camp Devil Dog, which is where they have the simulated Arab village and a couple of longhouses to sleep. No running water, just a few generators for electricity.

Anyways, there's 2 people per platoon that must be on firewatch, aka guard duty, throughout the night. Shifts were an hour long, and it sucks because you'd rather be sleeping. Me and a buddy got lucky and pulled firewatch at 2 AM.

SO, there was the usual stupid ghost story thing going around about a church that burned down before the base was built, kids died, yadda yadda. Kids ghosts haunted the area at night, so they said. Anyways, I wanted to explore the surrounding area just a bit to kill some time and make the shift go by faster. It was really dark, cold and windy that night.

So we are walking down the main road that led to the camp (also just to give a bit more background, since it was a military base it was completely fenced off to the public, and we had our rifles even though we just had them loaded with blanks). My friend had smuggled a few cigarettes out with him, which was a no no for combat training. No tobacco til we were done. So naturally we were trying to be discrete about it, since a cigarette cherry can be spotted from afar in total darkness. We put a little distance between us, and walked about 20 feet into the tree line. That's when things got weird.

Cont

>>17355938
Did I mention it was WINDY? It was blowing pretty hard. Once we stepped into the forest, it just suddenly stopped. Which was fine because it was so windy it would have been hard to even light a cig. But then I realized it was dead quiet and pitch black, and started to get an uneasy feeling out of nowhere. As soon as I felt that feeling of dread, I could see my friends slightly worried face from the glow of the cig that he felt something too. I was excited for that cig all day and both of us felt like all of the sudden it was a big mistake. That's when we heard it.

Distinctive children's laughter coming from deeper in the forest, moderately loud from about 50 feet away. I stared in the direction and cursed myself for destroying my night vision from lighting that damn cigarette. My buddy and I both whip out our flashlights. We heard the laughter again, much closer this time. Still saw nothing. That's when I heard the patter of footsteps approaching from the forest. We were preparing to NOPE when I saw it come from behind a tree.

A deer.

A large doe. That's not the strange thing. It walked right up to us and just stood there. I've never seen a deer do this. I reached out and it let me pet it. My friend and I hadn't said anything for over a minute, just petting a wild deer in the middle of the woods. My friend lit up another cigarette and we were like "is this real life?" The deer didn't move at all. Finally, we finished the cigarette and it was time to head back. I said "Goodbye deer" and as soon as I said it she pranced off in the direction it came.

As soon as it got deeper in the forest and out of sight, that's when we heard it again.. A child's laughter trailing deeper into the woods just where the deer was. We weren't scared anymore though.

As soon as we exited the tree line, the wind started blowing again.

>>17355775
Flounders gonna flounder.

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>>17355946

Here's a personal story that I never tell anyone in real life because it sounds fucking stupid and I'm not even sure if it was me going mad or what, but anyway....

>Be me
>19 years old, living with my 2 housemates
>It's about midnight, lying in bed trying to get to sleep for work tomorrow
>Hear knocking on the window right next to my head (My bed is next to the window)
>WTFISTHAT
>Knocking MOVES DOWN THE WALL OUTSIDE
>I'm now shitting myself in bed
>Reaches the front door
>Door sounds like someone is seriously trying to get in
>I think to myself "fuck off already"
>Bumping and thumping against the door moves THROUGH THE FUCKING DOOR and starts up the stairs
>It now sounds like an extremely drunk fat person is using their head to climb the stairs
>Bumping and thumping gets to the top of the stairs and onto the first floor where my bedroom is
>My fucking bedroom door is now making loud noises like someones slapping the hands on it or something
>Then it stops
>I'm in my bed frozen stiff
>I want to get up, turn the light on and see what the fuck managed to do all that but I also dont want to die
>Fall asleep, go to work the next day fine, tell no one.

I came home and mentioned it to my housemates after they asked me "Are you alright?" and I was like "Uhhhhh......". I told them all about it and then one of them was like "That's funny, the other night as I was coming out the bathroom I heard breathing upstairs"

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I've told this one before here. Shit still gives me the heebee jeebies!
>Living alone in my apartment
>Have a neighbor lady across the hall who is some kind of retarded/epileptic
>Only us two in that section of the building...no other neighbors around
>Old lady very clumsy, makes a lot of noise
>Constant noise of her dropping stuff, banging stuff, making weird noises almost like construction noises
>Ignore it most of the time, kinda feel sorry for old lady
>Call the landlord one day to do some repairs
>Landlord finally arrives
>Complain him about the old lady and her noise
>Landlord turns pale
>Tells me old lady died almost two weeks ago and her apartment cleared-out
>We go over to her apartment, landlord unlocks the door
>Apartment completely empty
>No furniture, no signs of breaking-in or entry, wood floor still covered in thick dust
>JUST HEARD THE OLD LADY BANGING AROUND THE DAY BEFORE LOUD AND CLEAR
>NOPE the fuck out of there
>Go to live with my sister until I find a new apartment

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>>17348899
That pic is fuckin terrifying

Good thread so far, bump

>>17354789
Fag

>>17353039
Nice explanation anon, made the whole thing easier to believe in.

>found an old, worn-out looking yellow BiC disposable lighter while swimming in Lake Katherine
>it still works
>decide to use it to light every fire I create to see how long it lasts
>constantly use it to light leaves, trash, wood, and even friend's cigarettes (I don't smoke)
>it lasts until today (about eight years)

>fast forward to tonight

>think it might be magic or some shit
>decide to search around online for anything about lighters being enchanted in folklore
>I hear a rapid clicking noise behind me as soon as I press enter on my google search for "enchanted lighters"
>look back to find that the lighter is standing upright
>scared, but also somewhat intrigued
>decide to try lighting it
>it creates a three inch ball of fire and a brilliant show of sparks, before dying about a second later
>it doesn't light anymore, it doesn't even spark now

My lucky lighter is dead because I questioned it. Now I'm sad.

>>17346451
Caught that too, eh?

>>17346758
What was important anon?

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>>17348899
>just stands there, menacingly

>few years ago
>had this stuffed animal on the top shelf of my closet, all the way in the back
>the stuffed animal was a wolf, had a dog barking noise
>you had to press down on the button for it to make any noise
>you know, memories. anyways,
>there's shit in front of it so you wouldn't be able to get to it without making some noise and moving some things
>one night wake up sometime early in the morning
>still dark outside, wolf is doing its noise
>nope the fuck out then and there because I know there was no way anyone could be pressing it
>get a wave of 'too tired for this shit' and get up and dig that thing out of my closet
>it's still making noise while all this
>pitch black, trying to figure out why it won't stop
>randomly pressing the button until it finally stops
>put the thing back and knock out for the rest of the night

I still have that stuffed wolf. The noise button still works perfectly, too. Dunno what all that was about.

>>17350575
were you in the gay hookup spot on your town? in my town it a wooded area near the abandoned castle.

>>17355793
Leicester?

>>17346455
Op should have found and kept the jawbone.

>>17346282
Did you call the police? What happened?

>>17354966
Spaghetti through the window

>>17358059
That sucks. It wouldve been perfect for stoners.

>>17348883
This is scary, yet very comfy.

>>17346306
See the thing people wouldn't expect it that the morgue is like the least creepy/haunted part of a hospital. The rooms in an er are super fuck ed. I've worked in hospitals for 7 years as well as an internship and schooling as a funeral director, so I kind of have a lot of experience with this. Shit gets fuck ed in the rooms they die in, but not really where the body is held. I've heard stories of call lights going on and off in empty rooms, groaning in empty rooms, I've seen doors open and close, etc but nothing in morgues or the funeral home really

>>17350575
>quarter life crisis
>19
wtf

>>17353039

My only question is why all you idiots ran away. You get a chance to see a alien/ghost/skinwalker appear the heck out of nowhere and you book it.

>Youngish me, 10 or 11?
>Walking down a road late one night that runs parallel alongside a narrow river
>Notorious road just like the ones in horror/slasher movies where it looks like the trees swallow it up
>Trees lining the road make it unnaturally dark
>No traffic due to late hour and almost no sound except the soft sound of water flowing in the distance
>No sidewalk to walk on...just a shallow, narrow ditch before the trees along the river embankment
>Tops of trees cut by a magnificently clear night...stars dazzling like jewels and a bright white full moon
>Shortly after entering wooded area, notice a black shape roughly 4-foot tall in a clearing along the river bank ahead and to my right
>Think to myself it must be my imagination...probably a tree trunk or something
>As I approach, the details become alarmingly more clear
>This...thing...looks to be made of shadow...but blacker than black...as if someone cut a hole in reality and left whatever this thing was in its place
>Wings and tail like a miniature gargoyle
>Thing standing perfectly still and looks as though it's praying to the moon
>Begin to panic and break-out in a cold sweat
>It doesn't seem to notice me (or it's just outright ignoring me)
>DO NOT WANT TO ALARM THIS THING!
>Walk at my normal pace without making a stir...convinced that running in a panic would be utterly futile
>Lock my gaze on the shadow thing as I pass it
>Thing now only within only a few feet of me...and the reality of the situation sets-in
>Heart now pounding loudly in my ears like I'm under water...somehow force myself not freak-out and asphyxiate
>Pass the shadow creature, but keep my eyes fixed on it
>Thing doesn't move, thankfully
>Finally break my gaze but continue to walk at the same pace
>Try my best not to look back or think of it
>Finally reach my destination later that night
>Quietly cry myself to sleep

>>17355938
Man I was there in early 08 India co, I never saw anything. I didnt dare smoke at the time that's when I started dipping I actually believe your story.

>>17348899
Sounds like a bad case of autism.

>>17355938
>>17355942

Amazing anon, you just found one of the flickering paths into faerie

>>17346437
Hey hey another masshole

a couple of nopes for you

A few in my old house
>first off, both of the original owners died there
>the guy died in the backyard
>was caught under the lawnmower
>his wife died when she fell through the sliding glass doors of the shower

so, first one
>young me, 6th or 7th grade
>had moved into said house less than a year ago
>had gotten a stereo for xmas a few years ago
>used it all the time, but had to keep the volume low otherwise my step dad bitched
>woke up one night when it suddenly turned on, blaring
>jumped out of bed to quickly turn it off
>too slow
>step dad is banging on bedroom door bitching at me for listening to music so late
>doesn't happen again for over a week
>then goes off every other night
>my mom thinks it's just old and broken
>finally notice it plays the same song every time it goes off
>panic switch by silversun pickups
>super popular song on local alternative station at the time
>so it wouldn't be weird except every time the radio goes off it's playing the verse "can you fall asleep with a panic switch"
>noooope
>that thing got donated to Goodwill the next day

more from weird house?

>>17361369
Yes, please!

>>17346282
Had a couple of run-ins with Wendigos when I was living in Alaska. Also had a run-in with a skinwalker out on the Navajo Nation pretty close to where I currently live. Will share either if anyone wants.

>>17361369

>in the basement, there would occasionally be an odd smell
>I noticed it when I went downstairs to do laundry
>thought it was just the detergent or other laundry stuff
>it had a nice musky and spicy smell though
>after a couple months of noticing it, my mom asked me if I ever smelled anything weird in the basement
>I described the smell to her and she told me it smelled like old men's cologne to her
>definitely not my step dad's though
>just came to accept it was the old owner
>my aunt moved into our basement room for a while and complained about it without us telling her anything

>one night I was getting clothes out of the dryer
>while throwing them into a basket, I heard a soft laugh
>like a distant, low chuckle
>thought I was hearing things and ignored it
>went upstairs to fold clothes
>starting to fold and heard the same laugh again
>ignored it again and continued to fold
>then noticed that EVERY single thing I was folding was turned inside out
>all the shirts, socks, shorts... everything
>when through the rest of the basket and yep, everything was inside out
>while digging through it, I heard the laugh again
>first time I learned he liked to play tricks

another day
>my mom and I were in the kitchen one night
>waiting for pizza to come
>then we hear a knocking
>but not one on the door
>it sounds like it's coming from INSIDE the fridge
>its like a hallow metal sound
>both of us look at each other
>she starts to say it's probably the ice maker
>then we hear the knocking again, louder this time
>look at each other again
>then I catch the faint hint of men's cologne

and this isn't really a story, just a nope
as I mentioned, the wife died in the bathroom
>I couldn't stand being in the bathroom if the shower curtain was closed
>I always got a really weird feeling like someone was in there and peeping around the curtain
>and things in the shower were constantly falling
>we used the little suction cup hooks for various thing
>they popped off randomly

>>17361404
faggot just post

>>17346451
Then post something nigger

>>17348360
kek

>>17348890
You're a fuckin dick to your sister bro, she could have died

>>17361426
one last nope for you
not at the house

>be me in high school
>walking home from bus stop
>on the way to my house was the water department building
>little building with a water tower surrounded by 6 foot wire fencing with barbed wire on top
>nothing else but a field was on that side of the road
>that year the farmer had planted soy beans
>I was listening to my mp3 player and walking when I noticed a young guy squatting down on the corner of the water department parking lot
>he was smoking a cigarette
>obviously too young to buy them
>looked like a emo/goth kid
>choppy hair, dark clothes
>he looked up and smiled at me
>his hair covered his eyes but he had a nice big grin
>embarrassed for gawking, I looked away
>I quickly looked back up to apologize
>no one was there
>there was no where he could be
>there was nothing but soybeans and he couldn't have gotten to the door of the water office that quickly
>nor could he have climbed over the barbed wire that fast

>>17361426

dude i have those same suction cup things, they lose suction and fall off all the time, esp if they aren't wet

that's not paranormal that's physics holmes

>>17355576
kek

>>17361460
when they pop off, two or three would do it at a time. that's what was odd

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>>17346282

Recently screencapped from another thread.

>>17361466

you stick them on at around the same time, they lose suction at around the same time

not too odd dude

>>17361404
Post em plzzzz

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>>17346282
Begin thread asking for events that actually happened.

Posts gay pasta that precedes the Interwubz

>>17350652
literally just teenagers fucking with you

>>17346289
Probably some hobos there having fun

>>17354469
>slav/10

>>17348899
One of the coolest pictures ive seen in years

>>17355942
This one reminded me of legend of Virginia Dare and the white doe. It is an old North Carolina legend.

>>17350575
Fucking fruit booter would have a faggy ass story. Kill yourself homo

>>17359880
Not unless it's like an old ass one that didn't give the bodies proper burial/cremation

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>Be EMT
>late night (1 am)
>get dispatch to a shortness of breath call
>first one to arrive,
>see a dude sitting in his porch, no lights on
>ask him if he called EMS
>stands up and walks towards the ambulance
>I Wanted to Load and go since shift was ending soon.
>gets in the ambulance, told my partners to get ready to start driving.
>At this point patient is sitting on the stretcher.
>Rolled up his longs sleeves up, notice dry blood.
>ask him if he's bleeding?
>Quiet, just staring at me
>all of sudden he tells me " once the door closes im going to fucking kill you"
>NOPE
>get out the ambulance, call my partner, lock the ambulance, while patient inside and waited for police back up.

>>17361885
well don't keep us in suspense what happened?

>>17361434
>>17361473
Stepped out for a bit sorry guys. Guess I'll start with the Wendigo story, though I suppose it's not really a wendigo because it quite doesn't fit the description for them but it's the best description I have for "thing I don't know what the fuck it is and still scares the shit out of me today".

>about 9/10 years old at the time
>living on Douglas Island, Alaska
>staying with a friend for a week while my mom was out of town on business
>Spent almost every day outside playing inna woods
>about 4 of us go out this day
>we're chilling in a blueberry bramble at the top of a hill where we'd been hanging out and pretend it was a fort and we're fighting off Vietcong
>hear an extremely loud low bellowing noise
>look over the other side of the bramble and there's this black thing, covered in fur, and it's facing away from us
>we think it's a bear so we back away slowly out of the bramble while facing it and start to GTFO
>it stands up on it's hind legs and we realize this thing can't be a bear because it's hind legs are too long
>turns around and it's humanoid in appearance but it has no face, there's just a flat white spot where the face should be
>cue sanic mode and all of us run full sprint back to the house ~two miles away
>next day about five of us go out but decide to stay closer to the house for obvious reasons
>chilling just outside the neighborhood in some skunk cabbage sword fighting the stalks
>hear the bellow again and sprint the fuck out of the woods back into the neighborhood
>we make it two blocks down and turn around and see it walking on two legs next to someones house
>some girls we know walk up behind us and ask us what we're screaming about and scare us even more
>we turn around to point at it and it's already gone

CONT. the skinwalker story in next post

>>17350163
Patchy the Prostitute. ARRRR she's a good one m80!

>>17362024
>about 19 years old
>living in the four corners in CO, but working in monument valley
>2 and a half hour drive or so, but me and a buddy are commuting every day to keep from staying at one of the $150+ a night hotels
>middle of September so drive with the windows down to cool off
>it's dark out because I stopped to eat dinner in Mexican Hat
>in the middle of the desert near Hovenweep when we pull over to take a piss
>suddenly hear my buddy shouting and he says to get in the vehicle and drive
>we close both doors and something slams into the car just behind the rear passenger door
>I shift into drive and hit the gas so I'm throwing gravel and dirt all over the fucking place
>meanwhile something is thumping against the side of the car
>start speeding down the road down the road at 80
>look to my right and see what looks like a big ass coyote running along side the car keeping pace with us the whole way
>cross off of the res and turn to see it disappeared from view
>take my buddy home and never talk to him about it ever again

When I was young I was in Boy Scouts, and I camped regularly. I was at one of these weekend long camping trips with my troop and it was night so we sat around the fire; I left to take a leak, walking out of the clearing into the forest proper. After a few minutes of wallking, looking for a good spot, I came to a steep hill more like a small cliff to me as a child. Walking about three feet off of this, in midair like a goddamn looney tunes character were a man and woman in fancy, old-fashioned clothes. They glowed; they looked at me. I ran.

After a while I stopped running, took a piss, and went back to the clearing and said nothing.

I do not believe in ghosts. The only other time I could say something supernatural maybe happened was when this big owl wouldn't leave my window alone for a week and I started to dream about it.

>>17350652
Who do you main in melee?

>>17348883
This one really genuinely creeps me out. I just imagine being completely terrified and having to listen to the noise of Cap'n Negress scooting about in her little pirate ship right outside the window.

>>17362147
Fuck, I meant this one >>17349174

>>17355938
>>17355942
>>17361662
http://www.northcarolinaghosts.com/coast/virginia-dare-white-doe.php

Dude that's a great fact to point out, thank you

>>17350427
Middle aged faggot looking for a cute young thing like you anon

I'll keep this story short because it is short. I hate starting out a story with "be (insert age)" but it is pertinent to this.

>be in 8th grade in Alabama
>girl in my class goes missing

>a year passes, no news about missing girl

>go on hunting trip with dad in Talladega Forest
>crest a hill and go into treeline
>see chain attached to tree
>inspect
>chain on tree is attached to dog collar
>dog collar lies between a skull and skeleton, few feet apart
>skeleton is that of a teenaged child, skull has been separated from body indicating decapitation
>I assume it's the classmate of mine, we report to cops
>cops do their forensics and shit
>2 months pass..

Turns out it's not the classmate. Dental records didn't match. The skeleton we found was not missing classmate, but another female body that is part of another unsolved case. Apparently this girl was chained to a tree by a dog collar and some weirdo hacked off her head.

Classmate's disappearance is still unsolved, never found the body :/ wonder if it's the same guy murdering kids

>>17346282
I hate you fag

>>17350424
420 blaze it Colorado my friend

>>17355537
sounds awesome, my dad is a trucker and told me about his first encounter

>be my dad about 8 years ago
>driving through the Wiltshire countryside at night in a truck
>going around 60mph
>all of a sudden a guy appears in the road and my dad hits him with the truck
>dad pulls over and inspects to see if he is dead
>no one there


he told me a couple of story's, almost all of them happened in Wiltshire, shits weird there.

once stayed there for a week in a old pub/inn and the owners cats would sit and cry on the stairs, all facing 1 door that i never saw open.

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I've been meaning to post this on here for a long time. You'll like this one because it actually happened. It's my first time doing a long greentext so bear with me.

>be about 12 years old
>had a several brothers who at this point were all at college
>inherit psuedo-master bedroom
>room was about as long as hallway (pretty narrow too) and the wall facing outside was almost completely covered in windows
>there was no ceiling lighting so I normally kept all the shades up
>also no central cooling so in the spring and summer I would keep the windows open
>walking across my hallway room when I see someone walking across the sidewalk in front of my house
>overweight middle aged woman in "geisha clothing" walking slowly
>Woman is dressed in what easily could be mistaken for curtains
>her body was weirdly misshapen and lumpy
>looked like she was stuffing pillows under clothes
>hair was slightly greyed and woven into a rat's nest
>clearly caucasian face was so incredibly caked in makeup
>the combination of the makeup and droopy wrinkled facial features made her face look heavy and fake
>didn't even do the geisha face right, way too much dark eyeshadow
>as soon as I look at her she stops in her tracks and casually turns and looks me right in the eyes
>pleasedon'tstealmysoul.gif
>because of the number of windows in my room, I had to fucking dive to get out of view
>stay pinned to the carpet for like two minutes before crawling across my room to look out of a different window
>peak my head out to see if she's still there
>she's standing in the same spot and already making eye contact with me
>I fucking drop
>stay pinned to the floor for like fifteen minutes
>even though my parents were just downstairs I felt totally isolated and vulnerable
>eventually I crawl downstairs and tell my parents about it
>they saw her too (a lot of windows in that house. mostly natural lighting. it was really pretty)

fucking word limit. only had like one more line

I've got a set of experiences that have happened to me. About 4, maybe five. None of them are particularly interesting but, they all happened to me and others who were there, so I know they aren't just my imagination.

Story 1:
>Be 2 years old
>Be in back yard playing with my old dog
>Mom comes out to watch me, and notices me waving at the tree
>She asks what I'm doing
>I tell her that my dead grandma is in the tree
>She goes to get my dad and I'm sitting outside talking to whatever is in the tree

Both of my parent's have told me the story at different times, and they both told it the same way, even after their divorce.

Cont.

>>17362684
>parents didn't think much of her standing in front of our house staring at my room
>find out later from friend that she is a crazy woman who, in proper japanese style, spends her days wandering around the town
>fearful that she is going to break into my home and murder me for the rest of the time I spent in that house

Since I went to the trouble of making a second post I might as well tell a couple stories that friend told me.

>friend has to walk by mental hospital on his way home from school
>one day he is walking home and sees geisha woman walking around as usual
>he keeps walking home
>begins to suspect that geisha women is following him
>takes some weird turns to check if she is
>she totally is
>she follows him his entire walk home

>my friend's walking home in the rain one day
>crazy guy hanging out by the sidewalk of the mental hospital
>according to my friend, he's there pretty often
>he yells at my friend from across the street
"SON YOU ARE GETTING ABSOLUTELY SOAKED. YOU ARE DRENCHED. WHERE DO YOU LIVE"
>he tries to get my friend to tell him where he lives
>he wants to walk him home because it's raining so heavily
don't doubt it, it makes total sense
>my friend points in a general direction and says he has to be going
> the rest of the day is unevenetful

>>17362696
Story 2:
> Be about 12, maybe 13. This was about 6 or 7 years ago. My cousins had recently moved to Utah. Orem/Provo area (Coincidentally, I now live with them>)
>Me, my sister, and my two younger cousins go to a fort with my dad. My dad takes a picture of the inn when we get there.
>We wander around for a little while, It's raining so we tend to stay inside.
>My cousin and I go into the inn to look around while my dad, sister and other cousin go look at some war memorabilia.
> We wander around the house, I have an older digital recorder, my cousin has his cellphone camera.
> My cousin asks me "Are you still recording" say yeah
>Nothing interesting happens
>Leave the inn, go to a cemetery at the fort.
>Dad leaves me and my cousin there for an hour because we were being mean to my sister.
>We get home, and check the photograph my dad took, in the lower window of the inn, there is a silhouette of a man. We zoom in on it and it looks exactly like the inn keeper who used to own the in during the civil war. There weren't any pictures of him or cutouts in the window when we took the picture though. We saw nothing in the window with our naked eye.
>We listen to my audio recording and right after my cousin asks "Are you still recording?" We hear an extremely low voice say "Are taking a video of me?"
Still kind of freaks me out to this day.
Cont.

>>17362720
I know those two stories weren't very nope ish. Sorry. The next two are though. At least, in me and my cousins opinion.

>Be me. Still living in Cuckifornia with mom. Be about 17
>Moved away from my home town, Temecula, two years before. But still drive down there to see my friends.
>Drive down to Temecula to see friends, end up going to this really rad abandoned mansion at around 9 pm. Me, a good friend of mine (Who turned out to be a huge cuck), his friend, and a girl who was obsessed with me.
>The mansion is awesome, but to get there you have to walk about a mile down a horse trail, and then about a half mile through some open fields and up a hill to get there.
> Three story house with huge barn and pool. Totally trashed by stoners throwing parties. Santa clause statue with knife taped to his hand, other random shit.
>Not very spoopy at first. None of my friends wanted to go inside so I walked in with nothing but my zippo. Some creepy writing on the walls, but plenty of non creepy shit too.
>Call friends into the room, we explore the house for a bit.
>We get bored and start walking back to my car.
>about a quarter of the way down the horse trail, we hear a high pitched scream
>Freak the fuck out and look behind us. See what looks like a humanoid shadow following us.
>Run to my car, go to friends house and play guitar hero till around 11 pm.
>I had to do the 30 minute drive home alone
>Needless to say it was quite scary.

That's not the last time I saw the shadow though.

Cont.

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>>17362720
Let's a go

>>17362733
>Be me, about 18 at this point. Still live with my mom in Cuckifornia
>Cousin came out to California to visit
>Me, him and a friend of ours named Evin go hiking and then hit up the movies. Get out of the movies at around 8 pm
>Start driving back to my town because Evin lived about a half mile away from my house and my cousin was spending the night.
>Stop by a taco bell and hang out there for a little bit, buy some food for the rest of the drive
>End up parking at a corner by my highschool. at this point it's about 9pm
>Eating tacos, listening to the radio, having general fun in my car
>Live in bum fuck egypt so it's really dark because the city is too poor to afford street lights.
>Cousin sitting in the passenger seat. Looks at a wall behind us and starts freaking the fuck out.
>Screaming "Do you see that thing watching us?"
>I turn around and see a shadow figure peeking around the corner of the wall just staring at us.
>Evin doesn't see it and thinks we're messing with him
>Shit bricks, drop evin off at his house and go to my house
>Take my cousin to my room
>One of my dogs is in there, and just starts freaking the fuck out on my cousin. Literally bites him.
>This dog had never acted up before
>Cousin leaves the next morning
Still have no clue why my dog hated him so much. We both remember the night and talk about it sometimes, but Evin still thinks we're just trying to scare him, no matter how much we swear we aren't messing around.

>>17362750
Sorry guys, these are kind of lame. I guess it was more of a you had to be there kind of scenario, but they still kind of freak me out to this day. We still don't know why my dog hated my cousin, and we still can't convince Evin to believe our story. Regardless, I still get creeped thinking about the fucking shadow figures. I don't know if something from that house followed me back to my town that day.

>>17353725

This happens to me too sometimes.

I'll go downstairs to see my computer on and logged in, after I know I shut it off.

I'm pretty sure its just a bug in the os, as one of my friends has a similar experience

>>17349174
What happens if you start to screech back at these entities? Does it turn into a screech contest?

>>17362842
I'd actually like to see that, seems like a funny experience.

>>17362818
some computers have bios setting to boot up your computer after it's been powered off to install updates for you. most likely that or something shorting to power it on randomly if it happens often.

>>17362853
Not like the entity could do anything. It is half boat after all.

>>17362942
Lol. But like, I'm genuinely curios about this. Like, paranormal creatures, if they are real, are used to having people terrified of them, but if somebody were to just start fucking shrieking/yelling at them, I genuinely want to know how they would react.

>>17355520
Faggot.