Tarot

Why are you doing a tarot reading on a shop vacuum?

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If I had ingested a bunch of dust and mud I'd throw up too.

ASK HIM how it got there. Don't think the tarot has anything to do with it.

>>17312375
funny

What do the next 2 to six months look for me please elaborate, number 5

>>17312378
i did, he had no idea. though there might be an explanation for it, maybe it's built up over time.
it's just that he threw it up just as i finished my reading

are you sure it was dust and mud? maybe it just kind of looked that way but it was just normal puke

Please give me a reading bro

>>17312367
My question is "will I still be alive in five years?" I'll pick number 1.

>>17312367
Will my marriage last? 3

>>17312367
Do you see me finding love soon? 3

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>>17312388

And if the guy vomited mostly liquid on to a dirty dusty spot on the ground it'd end up a mess of mud and dust. I'm guessing OP didn't check the vomit's content as it was spewed, but after it landed.

>>17312384
you will recover from financial loss.
you have good intensions and a loved somebody. stick to them as they will help you move forward.

will i have a date for valentine's day?
4

>>17312388
>>17312405
it had hairs in it. looked literally like something out of a vacuum cleaner
>>17312375 shut up

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>>17312367
Hello OP. How are you?

3

OP here, guys slow down with the tarot questions. it's a whole procedure i go through when making a reading.

>>17312375
You forgot to pick a number

When the world ends, who will be there to save us?

3

>>17312367
will i come back with my girl? 5

>>17312395
the Tarot don't want to answer your question, sorry.
>>17312399
it will not. the reading shows lots of unhappiness in the future. you're subconsciously a slave to your significant other. you're doing your best to control yourself to adjust to him/her but what what you really want is to just "go". so, go, be free, that's my advice.

What does the near future hold for me? 3

>>17312367
Give me advice on how to get my crush
3

I doubt i'll get anything but here goes. I'm on a road for some time and i feel like it can all get fucked up, or already did. What do you think about this? 2

Is there a person in my life that's close to me that's attracted to me romantically the same way I am attracted to them? 2

>>17312404
no, but you'll be fine with it in the end, although there was a life-changing heartbreak in the past
tip: conflicts may occur in the future, don't avoid them and that may change your destiny

and to everyone, some feedback would be nice

>>17312478
male,21 almost 22, architecture student. My name is with a G

>>17312492
wow, spot on. thanks for the reading.

Will I find complete satisfaction with myself? 2

>>17312367
What do my next 6 months look like financially and in my love life? Number: 3.

>>17312367

Are the fortune cookies true? 3

>>17312454
nobody
>>17312478
delays and unfinished jobs. try getting along with your loved one better.

will i find love this year?
2

>>17312541
OP why'd you skip me
>>17312429

Last reading and i'm going to bed. this stuff is tiring
>>17312488
yeah you're about to fuck up, if you haven't yet. you fear being a slave to your loved one, or a close friend, if that's at all related. truth is, you already are. i don't see you making any big changes about it in the future, which will fuck shit up even more

I spent all yesterday throwing up something that looked like sudsy grey dishwater. paranormal?

>>17312569
i'm tired and going to bed. sorry couldn't read you all, i need to keep some energy for myself. good luck everyone

>>17312367
will i find love in my life? 5

Will my shop vac puke ?
2

What would happen if I talk to the guy I like? Number 3

Will I succeed in life? Number 5

>>17312367
Anglo-Saxon/Judeo-Christian Divinitation is like shooting someone in the foot and predicting they got shot in the foot.

Also, if a shaman/witch xoctor let the people come to you.

Will the coming months hold better times? Number 5