black knight satellite

It's an SCP.

SCPs are fiction.

What's the magic word faggot?

>>17303783
and you're a faggot

It's space junk.

it was there long before we put anything into orbit, and it orbits in the opposite direction of man-made satellites

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>>17303805
And you know this how?

How can something orbit of the earth is flat?

It was sent here a few hundred years ago (circa roman empire) by our distant cousins over at KIC (the dyson swarm star). They've been observing us for a long time now.

One of the most interesting things in ufology and also the one with the least information to find. These pictures arent even from the original Black knight

the more I looked into it, the less I found related to the black knight explanation
but the heat shield explanation starts to add up

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Pepsi made a video about it

Kind of interested in it too but I don't even know where to begin research other than pouring through the archives.

>>17303789
Please?

>>17303789
Fuck you!

>>17303843
Through doing a lot of reading on the subject, the same as any other person. Tesla, one of the smartest men that ever lived, received signals from it shortly after setting up one of his inventions in Colorado. Since the 1930s there were worldwide reports of radio signals allegedly from it, yet the first man made polar orbiting object wasn't launched 'til 1960. This thing was spotted in the 1940s and photographed in 57 & the 60's by many space agencies around the world and the US and Soviet Union showed special interest in it. Time ran a story on it, and it has been researched plenty even to this day.

It's estimated to weigh 10 tons, which would at the time it was spotted and for decades after the heaviest item in orbit, highly unlikely that it is "debris" when NASA official images show it from many angles over the years.

>>17304060
cough

>>17303757
I read online that it might be over 13000 years old and would travel to the sun occasionally to get a big load of radiation and comes back right after to work with the Van Allen Belt.

>>17305602
I read online that it might be just some stupid astronaut blanket.

>>17305637
Intriguing thought, chap.

>>17303757
that's obviously a witch on a broom

I read online that if you shove a ham antenna up your rectum and jerk off in tandem to it's frequency, it will

I read online that it's watching you masturbate.

It's a thermal pinion cover from the ISS, it was dislodged during an EVA. This is why it "morphs" - it's basically a thin sheet of aluminum.

I read online that it's Santa Sled.

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>>17304060
>mfw Tesla was the subject of my thesis and a true scientist, who researched the signal more and deemed them nothing more than cosmic noises due to radiation and other natural space phenomena

That's a real scientist, and why he was one of the smartest men alive. He didn't say "aliums!" on the first go and then let that be the answer. He kept investigating.

I read online it's OP's ramjet-powered anus cock.

>>17305706
>thermal cover
>"morphs"
>aluminium

Black Knight satellite confirmed as high-density chemtrail.

>>17303805
yea this
just a theory: if planet spins east to west and bks is polar orbit, south to north, it flies over everything. but how many times per day does it orbit the earth?

>>17303757
It's a bunch of unrelated stories cobbled together to create a history for a non-existent object.

Half the stories are fake or exaggerated as well.

>>17304060
That's bullshit though. He didn't pick up signals from the satellite, people just took a story about him finding signals and tacked it onto this satellite bullshit.

It's the same for the rest of the stories. People take a bunch of truths and half truths and throw them together and say it all originates with this satellite.

>>17306198
serious
(you)
denial

>>17303757
It's time to stop making these posts. All the info on it is : it doesn't exist, at all, it's just a poorly crafted fiction.

This has been explained about ten dozen times, it's all there on the wikipedia page, OP, it's getting old and you have the resources to figure this shit out.

>>17307458
Hey.
You.

Fuck off. You're boring and don't contribute anything.

The aliens put it there so we would drink more pepsi.

Space Junk

Why don't they just fly over there and find out what it is?

>>17307458
It's not denial. Do some fucking research before you just accept all this bullshit as fact.

>The origin of the Black Knight legend is often "retrospectively dated" back to natural extraterrestrial repeating sources heard during the 1899 radio experiments of Nikola Tesla
Ok so here we have an explanation for, and a starting date for the Black Knight myth.

Now lets see what else wikipedia says about it

>The Black Knight satellite is claimed by some conspiracy theorists[1] to be an object approximately 13,000 years old
Huh, 13,000 years old? I wonder how they came up with that number when it was only "discovered" in the 1800s?

If you can't see that the whole thing is bullshit then you're a fucking idiot.

>>17308244
Because it's nothing. Why would they waste money sending something into space to check on some space junk?

Black knight satellite here. I am the hacker known as 4chan, I have come for your cocks. Please do not alarm.

>>17303757
yall gettin memed on

>>17309243
lul wikipedia researcher eh? A real free thinker this one.

>>17309313
Wiki = shit
Tinfoil conspiracy websites = Totally legit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RmSKT-9u_A

>>17309313
Find me one good source for the black knight satellite then.

I'll wait.

And the fact remains, how can they determine an object supposedly discovered in the 1800s, which they have never had any contact with, is 13000 years old?

>>17309322
This tinfools are too stupid to understand this.

>Your website is biased and full of disinfo!!
>Here is a good source though blackknightisreal.org

That's just a fucking blanket you tards

>>17311012
it's obviously a nazi spaceship

>>17303862
>roman empire
>few hundred years ago

well you've just gone and shown what an idiot you are

>>17309493
> blackknightisreal.org is unavailable
they're systematically silencing the truth!

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In all serious, its actually E.T. riding a Zapdos.

>>17309491
carbon dating

Isn't this what Bowie - Blackstar is about?

What am I looking at here, image dump anon?

Tesla found it while working on his free energy grid

Anon, please.

>>17312831
That thing is floating up there somewhereach right now. What the fuck is it. Space debree is more of a naive conclusion in all honesty

>>17312837
Do you know about his conclusions/thoughts?

http://www.conspiracyclub.co/2016/01/20/the-black-knight-satellite-a-13000-year-old-alien-satellite/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKV1frUd1yk

>>17312844
Its literally a sheet of fucking metal. Chill the fuck out, there's tons of shit up there because we pollute the fuck out of space with shitty satellites. On average, we lose 1 satellite every year due to the 300,000 pieces of space junk we left floating around our planet, all of which are monitored.

>>17303757
black knight is a failed low earth orbit ship made by the russians. some human was sent up but for a unknown reason never came back down.

it was before their more refined latter attempts . much like later the SR71 black bird america had made it can reach space without large rockets. it just goes really fast and if you keep a slight upward climb you reach space. the SR71 goes faster but BK went fast enough

its not alien in origin. its more of a tomb than anything

>>17303757
Ive had a thought for a while, if anyone remembers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Frederick_Valentich

What if it was an alien craft using magnet technology to pull his aircraft with them but accidentally lost his craft or threw it into orbit for some weird purpose. The reason it might not look like his plane is because it's been hit with all kinds of space debris.

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>>17309243
>implies things can only be as old as their date of discovery

Back in my day shills actually tried to be convincing, now they outsourced all those fine military-industrial-complex jobs out to the lizardmen. Fuck you scaly and your NWO slave masters.

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>>17307925
More like SPACE DUNK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>17313012
Not the same anon, but explain where the number 13,000 comes from?? Nobody has interacted with this, and all there are are pictures from far away? How was the age determined?

>>17313067
/thread

>>17312874
Still believe in satellites huh.

>>17311162
And how do you carbon date an object you have no samples of, or supposedly haven't been able to get close to?

>>17313012
You're an idiot.

How can you claim an object that was discovered in 1800s is 13,000 years old?

Keep in mind that it has never been visited, interacted with, or any samples collected from it.
So people literally looked at it and said "yep, 13,000 years old!"

I'm seeing random stuff in that pic

pelican
matte painting on glass
eucalyptus bark in the wind

>>17312994
>>17312994
>>17312994
bumping for opinions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzIiLp1TqYQ

>>17313947
If anyone can find the actual primary sources quoted in this video, that would be great.

>>17313067
>>17313748

I love how those retard tinfoilhatters are shutting the fuck up now

This was proved to be an abandoned Scooty Puff Jr. like 10 years ago.

>he Black Knight satellite legend starts with Nicola Tesla. It's said that he picked up a repeating radio signal in 1899, that he believed was coming from space, and said so publicly at a conference. In the 1920s, amateur HAM radio operators were able to receive this same signal. Next, scientists in Oslo, Norway experimenting with short wave transmissions into space in 1928, began picking up Long Delay Echoes (LDEs), a not fully understood phenomenon in which they received echoes several seconds after transmission. The apparent explanation finally came in 1954 when newspapers (including the St. Louis Post Dispatch and the San Francisco Examiner) reported an announcement from the US Air Force that two satellites were found to be orbiting the Earth, at a time when no nation yet had the ability to launch them. It appeared that Black Knight had been detected by multiple lines of evidence, and was confirmed by the US Air Force.

>In 1973, Scottish researcher Duncan Lunan wanted to know for certain. He went back to the Norwegian scientists' LDE data and analyzed it. Lunan discovered that it was a star chart pointing the way to Epsilon Boötis, a double star in the constellation of Boötes. Whatever Black Knight was, it appeared to be transmitting an invitation from the people of Epsilon Boötis, an invitation that was 12,600 years old, according to Lunan's analysis.
That is where the dating comes from, make of it what you will.

>>17314181
>In 1954, newspapers ran stories citing a statement by UFO researcher Donald Keyhoe that the U.S. Air Force had reported that two satellites orbiting Earth had been detected. At this time no one had the technology to launch a satellite, however skeptics have noted that "Keyhoe had been promoting a UFO book at the time" and the news stories were likely written "tongue-in-cheek" and not intended to be taken seriously.[4][2][1]

>>17314187
> Lunan later retracted his conclusions, admitting he'd made "outright errors" and characterizing his methods as "unscientific"

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Anyone know if that double star was charted before Duncan sharing his alien message? Pic related

>>17305706
>ISS is in normal equatorial orbit
>black knight is in polar orbit

Nice "explanation" you got there m8

You do realize that these photos have nothing to do with the story, right?

>>17311805
no not at all

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called the black night ,scientist know this thing or ufo has been around since man could first fly,emits radio signals ls in and out of orbit famous hacker was sentenced to life in jail trying to proof nasa was hiding things from the public ,he succeded thanks to him we have this picture here,but nasa took halve his work he had stolen leaving us with very few pictures,the black ight goes in an out of orbit at will can shape shift into aithing and is made of a metal unknown to mean except that it has small traces or silver ,

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>>17314792
>yfw that post was actually the black knight satellite AI trying to into english

>>17314761
Bullshit. Those images are from NASA themselves and are available to the public on their websites.

Who is this famous hacker by the way? Care to give us a name?

>made of a metal unknown to man
Again, bullshit. According to the stories about this thing they have never made contact with it.

>>17305655
An interesting idea. What is the frequency? Jacking off with a frequency of thousands or millions per second might make my penis a bit red or even bloody, wouldn't it?

>>17309274
No, I am the hacker known as 4chan.

>>17303861
/thread

>>17309274
You are the hacker known as Faggot.