Help me

now we have you : o 7

>>17291553
Sure there are

You need to hide yo' kids cause they sacrificin everybody out here!

WHy don't you chant up a swat team huh?

>be me
>be living next to Dave
>Dave gets spooped easy
>fucking dave
>get a new hobby 'cause I need to get out more
>it's barbershop but the dudes are bros
>regionals are in two weeks
>invite the guys over and we do vocal exercises
>hear dave
>"fuck you satanists! fuck you"
>goddamnit dave
>we do coney island baby
>dave loses his shit
>see him running out of his house in his underwear
>"fuck you satanists! fuck you!"
>dave screams and runs across our neighbor Debbie's lawn
>she screams and grabs her kids and runs inside
>see this
>decide to fan the flames
>we do spooky scary skeletons
>dave lets out a howl and rips off his underwear
>he runs back home
>hear that Debbie and her family are moving out
>later see that the Pattersons down the street are selling their house 'cause the guy's company is relocating
>go on 4chan
>check out /x/
>see this
>fucking dave

Call the police

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No single sound has been misinterpreted as 'satanic chanting' more often than the music of Enya.
Even the former leader of Your United States of America, James Earl Carter Jr thought he heard satanic chanting once,
but it's been proven he only heard someone playing Enya.

>>17292652
I want your story to be true.