Midnight in the Desert - Open Lines

happiness is a new thread

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Will tonight be the night? I'm only listening for the chance to hear Heather lose her shit.

>>17290981
you mean to blow her ..colon ? lol

is this live? i'm new

>>17290981
I really hope she has a meltdown

>>17290987
Yeah it's live.

>>17290987
Yeah, this is masochism

>>17290987
yes it is live , and WARRRNING !!!..it will SUCK BIG TIME ...enjoy

P.S. my grammar will suck also according to some Grammar Police here , haha lol

WhiteCrow would be honored to suck Art's dick,so what's your point?

Love Art.. Adore Heather.. Praise MV

what the fuck is she talking about? I zonwd out no people are waiting to die from gas

>>17291003
Kek this shit is ridiculous

This is the site she is quoting from. Seems legit guys!

> https://www.superstation95.com/

>>17291001
He is one of the top 5 wadecucks

superstation95 = weekly world news

>>17291003
she is talking that people will die if they smell gas from her /Heather's/ smelly ass when she blows her ..colon all over Art during phone sex from her tiny closet, that's was her previous job, working as a seX-phone whore, now pussyArt
put her as a host of MITD radio show

Why do we do this every night?

>>17291034
We're sad and pathetic autist.

>>17291034
do what ?

She is no Alex Jones when beating the fear gong

>>17291039
Listen to this trash

she gets paid for doing this?

shit is on her mind? other than smoking weed.......

>>17291034
>>17291038

you got that right. you ballgaggers are a fucking cancer.

GravitySucks , is like the biggest shit connoisseur on b/gab, he stick his nose
into everyone's anus telling (or very strongly suggesting) to people what they should think and post there.

He sticks his nose inside everyone's anus and telling them how their shit smells and tests,
what a pathetic old impotent intellectual rectum diving midget, he is.

>>17291052
Shocking, isn't it?

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> Thousands of listeners, Art's guiding the show just waiting to come back, give up money!

>>17291052

YES ! , she is.


Heather's fees are here:

"I work with a 7 minute minimum @ 2.50 per min... so... $17.50, dudes."

>>17291058
Into everyone's ostomy bags

Who else can get an erection to Heather's voice?

>>17291068

that was her charge when she was working in the past as a seX-phone whore...before Art discovered her and put her in charge of his radio show MITD

world will end in a giant Musky Bottom

Open lines are about the only time I can bear to listen to her fucking voice. Hoping for a musky bottoms call

Horrible Heather feel in Love with millionaire named Art, and she start it to play
her 'gold digging' part,..talked to him sweetly in her sexy voice, and after few sessions
Art had no choice, his mind was gone, his dick arrived, his radio show could have not survived.

He came with a story of some fucking stalker, who called him and told him,if you wan't to 'poke' her
you must resign of being a host,and give her the job, and praised her the most...
tell all the losers at BellGab and 4chan that Heather is bitch that give you.. the most fun,
that she is like sugar and salt mixed together,and her being stupid doe's not really matter,

just make her a host of your radio show and tell every body that you must now go
-away from your mike-, the stalker is watching and ready to strike.

And now you are gone, your show sucks big time, but Heather is glowing with smile
of joy,..thinking how stupid was Art the old boy, who listen to Heather talking like honey
but her only goal was getting his money.

And now "you know the rest of the story" :)

>>17291077
I want to stab my ears with a dull rusty knife to her voice

>>17291087
Her voice sounds like being stabbed with a dull rusty knife though.

Troll call?

keep hoping Warner phones in - calls her a dim bulb

>>17291085
someone from b/g copy & post that at bellgab if you have ,,balls,, ... haha lol

guiz im new here is this show ne good? :)

>>17291094
Agreed

>>17291098
Poe's Law is in full effect with this caller.

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is it she?

i hate art bell literally

>>17291102
With the original host it was good.

He said:

"I know I have hurt people (not physically) but emotionally.
When I was young I had a bit of a way with Women and hurt some I know and it haunts me.

When I was climbing the ladder in Radio I was brutal with competition and took delight in crushing them
which I am sure is despite Business being War, a Sin I am sure, which when Dave pulled some tricks
and ended up on 104 I understood as karmic retribution.

I have always carried a weird kind of guilt about success because I am sure much was just luck
and there are a lot of talented people who don't have it."

>>17291094
Maybe it's a hate fuck kind of thing

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> Implying Art is listening to this shit

>>17291108

what a scary bitch

>>17291108
she said that she was half chinese and half 'okie'

Funny she's asking for people listening to terrestrial radio to call in. GOOD LUCK

> You could be listening to actual professional audio but you choose to listen to this instead.

>>17291108
can u tell ( in a careful way not to get ban) where this pic is from, or year, any thing u can

>>17291108
Def looks like a cat lady

White Crow ... adores Heather on b/g, and he uses his white feather to tickle
Heather's smelly ass, her smelly ass get's so much tickling that she releases
massive amounts of /you know/, "musky bottoms",..she blows her colon on White Crow
and on his white feather,and now his white feather is made brown by,..Miss Heather.

But he still adores her and licks that brown stuff off that feather, and thinks
to him self, you taste delish my kinky Heather.

And now "you know the rest of the story" :)

she has a mouth fedora my god

>>17291108
Hideous

from Mercid, Cal ?, that's what she said her self on gab/cast radio podcast shit

What is this, shill caller night? She's back to screening the calls again.

Whats up with all these ass kissing calls. She whas all her cat friends calling in. Not very paranormal

GravitySucks from BellGab, he called few days ago to MITD show as a, Micheal.
He talk about his "lucid dream".

I was also inspired by "lucid dreaming" show, and I also had a lucid dream.

For long time I was trying to figure out why would normal,sexually healthy guy choose a forum
nick name as: GravitySucks, why would he think that gravity (force) sucks.

But you see Micheal /GravitySucks/ is not normal & he is definitely not sexually healthy.

He suffers from very rare so called 'Dick Gravity Syndrom' ,DIGRASY, as is known in medical jargon.
Symptoms are that gravity force is pulling his tiny dick down, his dick can not 'get up' you see.
That's the reason he thinks that gravity sucks.

His wife left him now, he is divorced according to his posts at BellGab, but before she split
GravitySucks went on intense Viagra therapy.
He was ordering boxes of Viagra via UPS, consuming insane amounts of it but still his tiny dick could not 'get up'

One day when UPS delivery guy arrived with more Viagra for GravitySucks,his wife had a sex affair with UPS guy,
and after that she left for good,in UPS van.

Now you know why GravitySucks really hates gravity,that fantastic force (gravity) that is keeping all rest of us
firmly walking on this planet, the same gravity force is pulling down on his tiny penis,..
and that in his opinion ..sucks.

Now you know 'the rest of the story'

Charlie plz call

8PM? Good. Vara has time to call in a freak out at Art

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>>17291165
>DIGRASY
Fuck, anon

>>17291167
ask her to play her guitar on air ,,, or why she thinks that U2-Bono sucks, /she worked as a roadie for Bono on Vertigo 2005 tour/.

>>17291108
the voices are way off - not her

>>17291177
I wish someone copy & paste that on bellgab , or points to GravitySucks and White Crow, that there is a msg for him/them here, ... lol

"Biological stuff in my nose"

>>17291189
Why don't you do it? Oh right, you got banned from there for being crazy.

Wow this lady is batshit.

>told her shitty shaman guest is a faud
>double down on the bullshit

>>17291201
That was great

>>17291189
Make a new account.

>>17291191
no for telling as it is !!!, ...but pussyArt ask MV to take all my posts down or Art will sue MV,.. and ban me, /I was there registered only for 2 days/.

does g-sucks have a job?
he seems to live on bellgab.

very sad actually

>>17291206
That was me calling. What a letdown.

>>17291207
can not change my IP, tried few way , but no luck.

would love to ..poke them some more, /in different style so don't get ban/

Is there a bellgab thread on tonight's show?

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This show just get worse and worse. It's a never ending train wreck.

>>17291226
They have a megathread for each show, not a new thread each night.

>>17291213
he has some kind of business, always promising to send people his hoodies with White Crow logo on it

>>17291108
Looks like a half Asian mongrel to me.

Lobert?

>>17291231
Can you link it, please?

>>17291239
> http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,9159.19770.html

Heather, when you open your mouth, stuff has to go in, (like Arts cock), not to come out

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>>17291242
Ty

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Found this pic of Heather

She needs to drop open lines... it gets worse each time she does it.

Just bring Steve Quayle in every Friday and turn the crazy mother lose

>>17291261
It's terrible because the calls are screened. Notice how she doesn't say the calls are unscreened the way Art always did? That's because they're not unscreened, that's why it's all shills and asskissers.

>>17291261
January 07, 2014, 05:55:09 PM
"I am the best at making the best of things, but, this sucks."

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hey dude if you are lurking here I can tell you how I defeated my sleep paralysis maybe that can help?

40 years old horrible*Heather you are just that, you are...horrible as a paranormal radio host,
go back to your tiny closet to suck cock and give pussy over the phone working as a
seX-phone whore operator.

you suck as a radio host, but you suck really good as a seX-phone-worker cock sucking 40 years old bitch

An hour in and not a single troll call. Definitely screening calls

>>17291114

Heather, this was your Boss, he wrote that....

This fucking Kentuckian calls in every fucking night

>>17291291
Boss .. as pussyArt boss

Witchatard

>>17291294
someone has to

WhiteCrow would be honored to suck Art's dick,so what's your point?

Love Art.. Adore Heather.. Praise MV

>>17291226
There is, but it's really boring over there now. They're all being a bunch of mindless drone Wadecucks because Art came back and everyone is riding his balls again.

>>17291309
Someone over there supported my takedown of that fraud Carlos Castañeda. Seems like a pretty nice crowd.

this just in, - today at b/g:

"I have to spend some "quality" time with my Dentist in the short term, jeez I hate Dental work."

So bell/gabbers don't count for pussyArt to be on bellGab audio podcast next week /Thursday/,
he is already setting up an excuse to,.. quit that podcast.

>>17291316
that was you calling abut that Castaneda fraud ?

it was good call, you got her into the corner

>>17291316
Loved your takedown

>>17291316
Yeah they're okay, if a bit lame and tryhardy. And that's coming from a guy who is almost 40.

So let me get this straight, Art won't do this show because he's scared of a stalker but he will go on the GabCast as a guest and have Heather promote it on this show without worrying about inciting the stalker further?

>>17291108
I could picture that horrible voice coming from that thing. Nice piercings. What a rebel.

Omfg this neckbeard caller right now. That goddamn cuck! Castañeda was a proven fraud. This guy is pathetic.

>>17291331
Sounds logical to me.

>>17291331
you got the fact Jack

"It frightens me that I have done enough lsd, mescaline, psilocybin, and thc that I'm on a similar wavelength as you, aldous."
October 31, 2013, 10:27:40 PM

>>17291332
fuck you asshole. im sure you are real attractive.

>>17291338
True

>>17291320
That was me and now this idiot calls trying to support that castañeda bs. Thanks for the support. Calling her on her lack of research was my intention all along.

>>17291343
U mad bro?

>>17291341
you can tell shes tripped like 4 times by how smug she is

>>17291323
Thank you.

>>17291307
Don't use your Bellgab sig on here genius.

>>17291348
what a stupid fucking reply you faggot.

>>17291346
You were excellent. best call of the night

>>17291346
that was one of Castaneda's friends calling I'm 99% sure

> Asks people to tell her the call letters of the radio stations they're listening to her on.
> Everyone is listening via stream.

Yup, she sure has quite a reach on the radio with those supposed 39 affiliates.

>>17291165
Nice yarn. He is indeed a needy faggot, hall monitor type. Trying to read the Art Bell thread yesterday, you can't escape his needy faggotry.

>>17291346
call back

>>17291356
Yeah u mad.

>>17291363
Fucking nailed it.

>>17291353

WhiteCrow would be honored to suck Art's .....and EVERYBODY"S dick, .....so what's your point?

Love Art.. Adore Heather.. Praise MV

hey guys meet me in the art bell subbreddit at reddit. this place stinks

Now ahe thinks she's an astro physicist

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Topkek. Starmountain changed that stupid ass supermodel avatar cause everyone made fun of it.

Now just waiting for that other retard to change his

you Heather are not astronomer, ..you are ex SeX-phone WHORE

>>17291270
The trolls would have a field day if she didn't. She is just trying her best to prevent any shenanigans. Plenty of wadecucks to fawn over her.

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"Castañeda's authenticity is up for debate."

No, Heather, Carlos, the false contacts with mexican indians, his cult, and his made up yoga business was debunked way back in the 70s. A short google search will show you this. Even Salon did an article on his legacy of fraud. Please do your research before waste your listeners' time with a proven scam artist.

Now the callers are programming the show.

>>17291376

crazy old cat lady

listening to ppls dreams is so boring

I think this caller is set up talking about astronomy, and she prepared for it to sound smart on air, ..since so many people were commenting that she is dumb as door knob...

>>17291364
You can only call once per show, i believe. By the way, to Heather's credit, my call wasnt screened.

>>17291307
Suck on my fat ugly cunt

Praise MV

Lol heather is like the embarrassing drunk uncle that does the robot dance on the table at your wedding.

She sounds so full of herself because Keith wont let her see how badly the show is tanking.

> The phones are hot but not hot enough for me.

Then stop screening the calls you fucking hack.

How'd I do? -Tallahassee FL.

>>17291358
Thanks! im surprised she didnt cut me off.

>>17291398
hehehe , .. :) , LOL , hehe

>>17291398
Classy old broad aren't ya.

Oh well you'll be in the ground soon enough.

>>17291373
WhiteCrow is a very popular ass & dick and arm pitt sucker at bell/Gab

>>17291359
That was disgusting. That call actually got me mad lol.

>>17291331
It's because Art knows his stalker is not resourceful enough and would not know Art posts on Bellgab. Yeah, stalkers don't keep track of every movement their victim makes.

>>17291343
I am really attractive, want to see my cock,.. wadecuck.

>>17291422
Until Heather tells the listening audience that Art is going to be on the show and the stalker is listening because if he wasn't why is Art still scared to go back on the air.

Wormhole is garbage

Exactly

>>17291356
Spotted the ballgagger. You must be vaguely lovable, amirite

>>17291422
yesterday , again pussyArt posted that he kind of know who the phone calleri s (who threatened him, and told Art to get off the air),..pussyArt thinks now that is just some young kid , nothing to worry about

>>17291422
Think about it, the stalker almost certainly has been using bellgab for years already, even if it's just to lurk.

That is if the stalker exists, which he doesn't.

>>17291439
You mean pure evil viper.

Oh wait Art is back on Bellgab. Not sure what he calls them nowdays.

"And yeah, if I were on the radio, I wouldn't want to listen to myself either... "
July 27, 2013, 02:23:35 AM

haha, ...that's what she said ... haha about her self

He didn't say that Mulder would die that way. Fucking casual viewer.

I wish everyone hadn't lost interest in these threads.

>>17291326
Im 37 myself, brother. Youre not alone.

I thought for sure this was a hightalking dude.

Mary sounds like a man who has called 7 times tonight

>>17291463

very few people are listening to Heather's shit=show

Heather is a government disinfo agent.

>>17291462
was to go here:

very few people are listening to Heather's shit=show

>Madonna stalker

>>17291472
No, Art's the disinfo agent, Heather's just a retarded dupe he put in the chair to take the heat.

Has anyone rule 34ed heather?

>>17291475
Yeah but at least they were fun a month ago. I kek'd so much during those threads.

It's that Madonna caller again

pussyArt is listening to Heather now, and he is thinking how great his bitch is, and he is "jerking of" to her voice now

this guy is fucking annoying

>>17291472
Heather is too clueless to be disinfo.

>>17291479
Yes, there have been multiple jokes about colostomy hole sex.

Please let me die peacefully and painlessy in my sleep tonight

How do I get a copy of tonight's show without paying?

>>17291498
Why would you want one? Anyway, TPB.

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Great. A bible thumper.

>>17291498
lol

>>17291491

Why Heather Wade aka (Redacted),host of Midnight in the Desert MITD can only have sex over the phone -? (no real sex)

Remember when she said on air that she has a lower intestine problems.

Well, well,-when she is having real sex she is getting /you know/ ..."musky bottoms"

You know, she poops... she blows her colon.

So now ART BELL (age 70),
..how are you going to f-q-k her, do you wan't to get Heather's "musky bottoms" all over you..?

Unless Heather wears ..dippers.

But that would be funny, two people having sex and both of them wearing dippers.

>>17291500
Why not? I like Heather. Ty btw.

>>17291500
He might be having difficulty working up the courage to gouge his ears out with a corkscrew.

>>17291510
Dipper sex is bestest sex.

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>>17291502

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Hi there, Keith Rowland here

Prove it Keith. I want to see these numbers

Heather has no wormhole, ..she has shit-bag

>>17291524
Lol thats low, bro.

>>17290947
This is what we're reduced to. Listening to one of Art's fans pretending to be Art.

Fuck no more bible thumpers pls.

Is this woman still talking about this fucking religious experience?

HOLY SHIIIIIIT! Fuck this bible thumpin, shit kickin fat bitch.

This is why MITD is dying.

Oh shit! I thought Massa Art had these threads banned.

>>17291531
I'm not listening. I'm just here for the threads.

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> mfw listening to this caller

>>17291531

this show will not last to long, ...
unless Art is paying his own money every month to artificially support this shit=show

>>17291548

Same here, I'd never give that cunt numbers.

Anyone see Art Bell suckering idiots on BellGab by the way? He's going to be on the next GabCast where they'll gently suck his cock while telling him how great he is.

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Still with this religious shit. Are you shitting me? Art wouldnt let this bitch spew her religious trash, specially for this long. Heather, FUCK YOU.

im not even mad.

FUCK!!!!

>>17291552
Scully is so hot. Mmmmhmmmmmm

I don't care about the show. Haven't listened since the first day this stupid bitch hosted. It sucks. I'm tired of the OM bullshit with his "I'm coming back just do all the work for me" and Keith's stupid amateurish bullshit.

Fuck Art Bell. He had something great and it could of been great again.

And then he had to go and ruin it.

>>17291555


this just in, - today at b/g:

"I have to spend some "quality" time with my Dentist in the short term, jeez I hate Dental work."

So bell/gabbers don't count for pussyArt to be on bellGab audio podcast next week /Thursday/,
he is already setting up an ecxuse to,.. quit that podcast.

Cholo remote viewer? Fuck yes lol. Dis gon be good.

>>17291531
Exactly, with all the bells and whistles, except for the legendary host.

Also trying to play up the drinking limit schtick

>>17291564
He doesn't need an excuse. He's just a straight pussy and his stupid followers will follow along.

Anyone have that MITD gif with Art, Heather, Keith and The Stalker?

>Cholo remote viewer
Kek

>>17291564
He has an excuse for everything.

>>17291567
That was funny, he could see her tramp stamps

>>17290947
New Jim Marrs interview up. Same old shit but it's Jim Marrs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQidacDn76w

The sad thing about Art is that his last resort is to cater to some obscure website and beg for their forgiveness and dangle some perverse carrot in front of their faces. Come on, OM. You're better than that. Right?

I know you're reading this, OM. Fuck you and stay off 75 meters you pussy.

yeah, Heather had her smelly period and blamed on Big Foot,... stinky bitch

FUCKING FAGGOT WOLFMAN

Shit is getting real.. Wadecucks whiteknighting

Wolfman is a fucking tard.

>>17291576
Quit. Quit. Quit.

The guy is an ASSHOLE.

What should my nigger twitter account tweet to wolfman?

/b/ MITD threads on /x/ are great fun.

Good times fun posting.

is this really wolfman or someone pretending to be

>>17291589
Obliviously something inflammatory about Art and Heather

>>17291589
Tell him if he continues to cut Heather off every time he calls, he'll be famous.

"I fucking hate people who whistle. Stuff a sock in it, whistlers!"
November 13, 2014, 07:44:19 PM

..if you call her ,,start whistling,, ..haha lol

This guy is mentally ill. Sounds like someone that would go postal.

>>17291591
Yeah, the only reason I come here any longer.

>>17291585
>>17291591

Samefag.

God this guys accent is the most retarded beta accent.

Wow now he's got his own spot on the show doing "stuff I pulled out of my ass"

>>17291606
Same

Her colostomy bag will explode.

what happened..

Caller's name is Ernie, guaranteed.

Is that kermit the frog on the phone?

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>>17291620
Kermit thee frog here

Heather bitch, ..no last names on air, so why you giving Nicks last name stupid bhitch....

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>>17291628
Lolol

>>17291631
Tie me up and whip me. I'm kinky.

>>17291635
I'm a girl btw

"I keep an Oiuja board on my coffee table to freak people out. Works like a charm at making people disappear."

January 15, 2014, 03:15:48 PM

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>>17291635

Want kink? Bet Heather could do wonders with that colostomy bag.

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>>17291638
Of course you are, baby.

Art was so good in teh 1990s and shit. It's weird how his show didn't really go over real well in 2016. I guess it's just the stupid people that don't know entertainment when they hear it. Perhaps, we would like a nasty retarded ex-sex worker better. Yeah. That will solve the stalker problem, OM. You fucking bastard. You've duped your fans long enough, OM. Time to be a man and admit that your a snake who doesn't care at all about your long-suffering fans and will use them and abuse them as long as it puts gold in the coffer and puts your daughter through college.

You suck Art. I know you are here you fuck. Stay the hell off of 75 meters. Even the hams hate you now.

>>17291638
I've heard that before and when I run my hands down the pants all I grabbed was thick throbbing cock.

>>17291648
FUCK, i saw that yesterday, ..is that real, ..not photo shop,..?
..is anybody standing behind her, ..lol

>>17291658
Nope, not photoshop. Thats just Heather. Art is behind the curtain.

Her screeching laugh is so loud it's gonna destroy my earphones.

>>17291638
Tie me up and whip me and make me your slave.

Heather when you lough loud you sound like a ...horse,..you sound so ugly, ..STOP IT

>>17291652
Dude calls CQ on 3830 and NOBODY responds. He's not only discredited himself with broadcast radio, he's also showed his ass on ham radio.

>>1729167
even hams know he's a jackass that can't be trusted

>>17291674
Heather is laughing via her smelly cunt

>>17291684
I've heard she has a big clit.

>>17291648
is this really Heather W. ??

Heather reassuring herself that she doesn't have snot leaking meltdowns off air.

I complained about the "flirty heather" voice before, but the false confidence heather is way way worse :(

>>17291693
Yeah. She's a big girl. She will fuck anything. She is like every other fat woman. She is just lucky to be getting it.

But the last time I fucked Heather I thought, Damn, she might be fat but DAMN that pussy is good.

KEK

Art,...did you know ?

You know Art that every time Heather is playing
that song by Nancy Sinatra "These boots were made for walking"

Heather is sending a message to you Art,to you,..you old goat.

Think about it.

>>17291702
That fat whore wanna fuck old pedophile men and shit

>>17291700
I'm going to urinate in your ear, now.

>>17291679
For real? holy shit.

>>17291458
he did in fact say mulder would die this way

>>17291709
Tie me up first. I'm kinky.

I see the Ballgaggers are out in full force tonight.

>>17291719
Not that kind of urinate in your ear

>>17291717
He did not. He said he couldn't think of a more embarrassing way to die and Mulder said why are you telling me that? It was clearly a joke.

"Crazy homeless methheads harassing me when I go out for anything. I've had it.
My mistake for going out for a sandwich; I'm annoyed. >:(
Had to call the cops, again, which annoys me too.

If I ever disappear, it's because the crazy homeless lady finally killed me. :o "
August 03, 2014, 08:20:23 PM

I just discovered twitter is pretty fun for this show

>>17291717
Clyde Bruckman: You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified way than autoerotic asphyxiation.
Mulder: Why are you telling me that?
Clyde Bruckman: Look, forget I mentioned it. It's none of my business.

Heather : .... 'dishtroy' the world "sh"

>>17291720
Ballgab my balls you silly little man. We all 4 chin up in this bitch. HAxORS AND SHIT. MV be all like, Can't fuck with that shit - 4Chin too much for my Art Bell love. MV be pissing all over himself and shit.

Nigga, we all 4 Chin up in this bitch.

>>17291723
You can interpret it either way

Heather: ...dishtraction ...again the 'sh'

>>17291722
I'll take it anyway that I can get it. As long as you are pissing on me that way that Art has repeatedly pissed on his fan base, I will be happy.

you show Heather will come to the ..END soon !!

yeah, and pussyArt story about stalker is also true Heather ....haha lol

Being a black dude on #dmtalk is great

guy said that UFO was white , and stupid bitch Heather asked him if UFO was red, yellow orange,...great stupid bitch, great

>>17291764
I havent seen one of your posts at #dmtalk

Tonight on Hoagie.

Exposing the Fakes: the Other Side of Midnight Imaging Panel takes apart the deliberate forgery of ‘ancient ET artifacts’ across the Web … and shows REAL ET artifacts by stark comparison … all across the solar system …. Special guests include Keith Laney, Robert Harrison, Andrew Currie, Will Farrar and Allan Sturm.

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>>17291782

Henry here, I didn't get to say what I wanted to about sleep paralysis but if anybody is suffering from it a great step is try sleeping with a clock close to you, when you try to read what the time is you wont be able to tell the time the numbers will be all jumbled up and then you will realize you are half asleep and wake up

>>17291782
Think I'll check this out.

HEATHER W. you sucked tonight as a radio host !!! -sucked again-

>>17291779
@ltgswagmonsta

>>17291796
That's weird, people can't tell? When I get sleep paralysis I wake up and I'm wide awake, just can't effing move.

Haven't had it for years though. I believe it it ayylmao related.

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Art will appear on next Thursday's gabcast. He said he won't answer people's questions on the forum, only on the gabcast. But not if MV won't do something about those mean trolls.

>>17291805
Fucking owned

>>17291807
>ltgswagmonsta


They aren't showing up at

https://twitter.com/hashtag/dmtalk?src=hash

>>17291805
pussyArt is just that , he is pussy, ...(he said that we are welcome to call him ..pussy on bellGab)

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Hoag should just do a show without guests, I'm serious. I could just listen to this man blather for hours.

>>17291823

I agree with you, Hoagie can talk and keep interesting, ..not like that horrible*Heather

>>17291815
Weird I'm using the app on my tablet and I'm getting likes

>>17291811
This is the problem I had with the clock it was on my bedside table and I couldn't turn my head if I wanted to.
I developed sleep paralysis just by reading about it, every time it happened it was like a tall dark figure standing next to my bed looking at me, being able to think rationally under those circumstances is irrational so turning to face a clock was never going to work, eventually I managed to get rid of my sleep paralysis by the same way I got it I looked up information about it and ill share my story. cont>

>>17291830
That's because Hoagie has decades of experience as a guest on these shows, he knows what he's doing.

>>17291823
P.S. ...even if Hoagie is talking some bit of nonsens , he still is interesting, he has good radio voice and great energy - emotion in delivering the topics

>>17291805
Steal Trump's low energy line, will you?!

New cummers

>>17291844
I would prefer if Hoagies show was moved to horrible*Heather.s time slot

>>17291858
But this is the time of fear!

>>17291840
<cont I woke up, at least I thought I woke up.. again for the second time that night with the feeling that someone had broken into my house and I was in trouble, as soon as I start to think about getting up the stiffness sets in and I cant move an inch but at that point I managed to think in my head somehow through the panic "its happening again, I'm dreaming but I am awake" The same figure appeared next to me and even just rolling my eyeballs towards it made me feel gut retching chills all over my body, then all I did was I stopped fighting it like I was just over it, trying to struggle against the paralysis was point less and I had come to that conclusion but that did not wake me up or make the shadow figure go away cont>

Hoaxland is getting more deranged by the night. He's not even going to be on on two months.

>>17291872
I think he probably will, he has more listeners and subscribers than Heather, so if she's going to be around he probably will be too.

>>17291872
I don't know,..but I'm learning stuff from Hoagies show, /not from all of them/, but I'm hearing some stories that are really interesting, ..not like on horrible*Heather shit=show, ...

I think many more people would tune Hoagie in if he was in MITD time slot...

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>>17291867
< cont I remember reading a story about people being able to control themselves in their dreams, when they were able to realize they were in a dream so after I relaxed and stopped fighting the paralysis I just starting to think about fire, lots and lots of fire everywhere on everything steadily building into an inferno. I could feel the flesh on my face crackling off and fire bellowing from my lungs until there was nothing but fire consuming everything, if there was something there next to my bed in my paralysis I hope it got to look at the smile on my face as everything was being turned to ash. It never happened again after that and if it does ill give whatever shadow people appear a taste of flames even if I die doing it

>>17291900
Interesting story. So you felt a presence with every incidence of SP? I only had that on the first experience, which was a demonic presence.

After that happened I read about SP and tried to rationalize it in my head. But then I had SP more times, and while not as terrifying as the first time it happened, and I couldn't directly feel any presence directing its thoughts towards me, I felt like an aftertaste of a presence or experience which is still pretty horrifying. The not knowing part is the worst of it.

>>17291915
one night it was different, it was like someone was lay in bed next to me I could feel the pressure on the bed from where it was laying, it was pushing with one hand down on my chest very hard like it was trying to crush my lungs I don't know how long I lay there thinking I was going to die to this stranger trying to kill me but when I woke up I freaked out

>>17291915
I could tell you a slightly more disturbing encounter I had of this type when I was around 15-16 yo but it is quite graphic

>>17291971
i didn't start listening until 20 minutes ago so if something else was said lmk

>>17291971
>claims of evidence
>demands evidence

>>17291971
They've done nothing but talk about arcologies all night and you haven't marked it!

The guest confused Pareidolia for Paranoia.

I wish Hoagie moved to some other network and start at 9 pm.

>>17291988
No 3 & 4 am are when the Aliens come out... Do you not want to see?!

>>17291971
shitty bumper music

>>17291988
A lot of us wish Keith would move Hoagie up to 12 Eastern and drop Girl Whory back to 3am Eastern where she'd do less damage

>>17291992
Art will never let it happen.

>>17291988
..or that Heather got karma pay back FOR what she was hoping to happen to G.Noory and to A.Jones
(to die or to have a hearth attack on air), ...,
...and that time slot would open and given to Hoagie.

That would be great !!

>>17291998
Art should either get his old ass back in the host's seat or shut the fuck up already. He's already mostly killed DMR with his nonsense, if Keith had any balls at all he'd force Art to either put up or shut up.

Is there a twitter feed for hoaxland's show?

>>17292031
#DMtalk is where all the DMR talk goes, I don't know of a Hoagie specific tag. He's not active on Twitter.

>>17292035
and most of #dmtalk hates hoagland so they dip out as soon as MITD is over. there's only like 3-4 people that post on #dmtalk during the show

>>17291998
pussyArt said that he has no control over any thing to do with the show or the network,..Art also said that he never lied to anyone on air of air.

Wonder about Art's claims of telling the truth all the time...I don't fucking trust that old .. snake.

>>17292036
That's amusing, they'll pretend to like Heather because Amy likes her and God forbid they say anything Amy doesn't like. She already has her own little clique on Twitter and her show hasn't even started yet.

I wonder how many radio stations would drop Heather's shit=show MITD
if they received that post by Heather were she is hoping for G.Noory & A.Jones
..( to die or to heave a hearth attack on air).

>>17292082
No more bumps, son.

>>17292048
it's exactly that, lol

>>17292048
I know nothing about Amy , except her news cast on MITD, - maybe she said that she likes horrible*Heather for some strategic reasons , maybe not to burn bridges ...is that possible ??

>>17292154
More than likely she did. It also helps avoid chimp outs from deranged bellgab fans.

that 'comet' 7-P noise /sound/ was great radio,,,woow

>>17292172
first I thought that sound was gas coming from Art's ass ...hehe lol

Hoagie , I did enjoyed this /yours show / tonight !!

Learned interesting stuff.
Thanks...!

>>17292172
I missed it, but I imagine it was something like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sbrpxmq8yk

>>17292191
yes, it was this sound that is in that video at: 2:05

the other sounds in that video r also very interesting,.. Thanks

>>17292191
We are living on a very interesting Planet.

We are sending space crafts to far away planets ,
...yet in Papua Guinea people don't know how to smelt ore to cast tools...fucking unthinkable to have such gap in technology and science...on the same planet.

>>17292230
P.S. .. I forgot to add that we also have deal on this Planet with
horrible*Heather and her shit=show :)

" horrible*Heather and her shit=show MITD "

I'm claiming copy rights to this line,...I will sue any fucker who will use it with my permission,.... lol :)

Art if you like to use it , you have to pay triple rate,
..you old goat,..Viagra induced moron telling us that Heather is doing great job.
Liar .. !!!!

" horrible*Heather and her shit=show MITD "

copy & paste at BellGab for Free !!!!
Let some of those fuckers foam at their mouths

Old attention whore Art now posting at the den of vipers Ballgab. I guess his new Fartbook friends didn't lick his ass enough. Ball grabber as slickers in a frenzy to see who can go deepest. Lmao

ayyyy lmao

>>17291805
And you, Art Bell, are a tired old attention whore who just can't stand not being the center of attention.
I'd rather read troll posts than your tired old ass making excuses for bailing out of a show that didn't get enough listeners
and putting your amateur hour sex worker in the chair. You are the laughingstock of the radio industry, just so's you know.

>>17291108
this was posted on b/g week ago:

http://i.imgur.com/9P3BEK1.jpg

>>17293461

smaller version here:

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,9159.msg692523.html#msg692523

>>17293375
ART, as a radio host was /is good.
ART. as a family man,father to his previous kids ... was /is ...total garbage.

GravitySucks ........ human cocks ..... haha ha !!!

>17293697
WhiteCrow does that also -- even better than GravitySucks !!