What you guys think was this just a hoax, also how were they

>>17254859
The message is '...beware the bringers of false messages' or something. It's not impossible to translate.

Nope, it was space Picasso playing pranks again

>>17254859
''We must exterminate the jews''

It was believed to be translated by researchers at SETI with help from NASA, the CIA, pseudo-scientists, and both rogue and very credible extraterrestrial/UFO research programs and networks, including many researchers such as Vallee, Greer, Hopkins, Hynek, and many more... They came to the conclusion it said something along the lines of
''OP is a giantic faggot''

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>>17254859
I don't think It is a hoax, and we will see those project blue-beam faggots soon.

>>17254859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p71GvWkLw9k

>>17255134
Please, Picasso would never do something so dull.

Here. Have some spooky alien message.

http://humansarefree.com/2011/02/two-most-important-alien-messages.html?m=0

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Television_broadcast_interruption

>>17254859
>alien posts snapchat story and kik code to field
>not used for sexy alien noodz

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>>17254859
Beware the bearers of false gifts and their broken promises. Much pain but still time. Believe there is good out there. We oppose deception. conduit closing.

>>17255332
Those were interesting and a bit unsettling.

All crop circles are made by human people from Earth. That's not speculation or coverup, it's a fact.

>>17255569
>2016
>being this ignorant

you have access to the internet. you have zero excuse

>>17255569
Even crop circles from XVII century?

>>17254859

ayy lmao

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>>17255569
>it's a fact.
Sure thing, buddy

>>17254859

How big was that anyway?

Also seems way to complex to have been done in a single night.

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>>17254859

yuu wun esstra topin?

>>17255729

Got any cat godesses on your planet s-sir?

>>17255588
>internet

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wtf is ayyy lmao meaning ???

>>17255758
Ayy lmao

>>17255758

It's a ancient sumerian chant turned into a meme. Pretty spooky actually

>>17255758

some brazilian retard came up with it years ago, and its infected the memeverse.

>>17255590
Don't you have numbers on your keyboard?
And yeah, even crop circles from the 17th century are made by humans.

>>17255811
tfw you live in the memeverse

>>17255729
I wouldn't turn them down

>>17254859
"9/11 was just a prank bro"

>>17255278
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW-ZPTW4_IU

>>17255619
>people with power and prestige can't also be fucking nuts
Sure thing buddy. Even the actual scientists only say they're a possibility.

>>17256717
Nuts according to who, you? Got it.

>>17255316
Put some bull horns on it and there you go, Picasso!

>>17254859

They translated the cipher using ASCII. Not exactly "next to impossible".

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>>17256717
>We are alone in this solar system and every one who thinks otherwise is a nut
Ok, buddy.

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>>17256878
Not him

>this solar system
We very likely could be alone in this very solar system, especially if we're talking about developed intelligent life. However, there could easily be life in another system, or elsewhere in the galaxy. Then again, we could be alone in the galaxy too, with life existing in another galaxy or cluster, or so on. Don't underestimate the size of the universe.

>>17256800
I translate that garbage(ASCII) every time I play Dwarf Fortress. I read that shit like I read english. Clearly not that well, but I do.

>beware the bearers of false gifts and broken promises. much pain but still time. there is good out there.

>>17255276
This.

Be diligent

>>17256878
what is that picture?

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"Beware the bearers of FALSE gifts & their BROKEN PROMISES.
Much PAIN but still time.
There is GOOD out there.
We OPpose DECEPTION.
Conduit CLOSING [bell sound]"

>>17257468
a bell sound? really?

>>17257468

"conduit closing" sounds way too much like robot talk from a low budget sci-fi flick from the 60's

>>17255843
Oh, yeah. You're right! All that information you offered to illustrate your point was hard to dismiss once you decided to post it. Silly me.

>>17256781
Kek'd

>>17254859
yes, it's a hoax.

>>17257564
You take a board and tie rope to the ends, press the board down on crops using your foot, holding the ropes firmly, fold the crops down as you move along your field, and create the design you want.
>inb4 what farmer would waste their crops like that
A stupid one that wants to have people like you think it's something super spoopy like aliums

>>17257486
One step farther- it's obviously a script lift from an old Doctor Who involving the Daleks. Read anon's posts in Dalek accent, aloud or in your mind. It's rather entertaining.

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>>17257436
Its the moon mate.
Why do you think NASA smears a ton of all their moon pics?

>>17257224
the universe is brimming with life goddammit, just look at the picture you posted. we cant see them because we are being manipulated to believe we are all alone.

>>17255764

what´s the meaning?

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>>17255758

>>17254859
Let's all get together and make a crop circle.
A giant ballsack and dick spurting onto a big set of tits.

>>17257604
You go make a design like that using boards and ropes overnight m8.
I'd love to see it.
Plus you can't break the stems. And you also have to cause a tiny explosion in the stems aswell.
Best of luck.

>>17259082
>say we're not alone in the universe
Thanks for repeating my post? I don't even get your point. Do you know what a solar system is?

>>17259303
It's improbable not impossible, people pull elaborate shit for ulterior motives all the fucking time and crop circles aren't an exception. Listen, I believe that there is life out there, I believe that perhaps we've even observed intelligent life to an extent. But I don't believe that an intelligent race would go out of their way to leave cryptic messages in the form of crop circles when there are literally thousands of better, more flamboyant ways of doing such things.

>>17259303
Don't forget the radiation

>>17259503
It doesn't break or bend.
It has extreme growth on one side near the bottom causing it to grow like that. Impossible for a human to replicate.
Some of the patterns are so intricate and massive it would take teams of people weeks to complete them, yet they appear overnight.
Some of them are made on uneven land so the circles are drawn elliptical, making them seem like perfect circles from the sky.
On top of all that, there is up to 10x the electro magnetic radiation present in crop circles, than in ordinary crops

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>>17259998
forgot pic

>>17255172
kek

>>17259503
Perhaps you should do some research before making empty claims.

These guys are on to it: >>17259830 >>17259998

There are noticeably man made designs. The once that aren't have very interesting differences.

>>17255332
>'all your weapons of evil must be removed'
>not realizing that the evil lies, not within the weapons, but within the people who commit the acts of evil

Intergalactic dense motherfuckers aren't worth our time.

This thread smacks of desperation to believe

>>17260593
A people that build weapons by definition admits that they are evil, or at least other people think they are. A weapon is meant to kill someone, a person(s). You are confusing weapons with tools.

>>17260693
The creation of weapons is a byproduct of what's within humans, inherently. Erasing the effect of a cause does not remedy the cause.

>>17260593
So let's hide or weapons, appear peaceful, then kill them all on arrival. Fuck those stupid fucks.

>>17260722
They probably just want to make us easier to kill anyway.

>Worried about aliums
>Not the eldritch heart that lives within the earth
We should probably just leave the planet

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>>17254859
>What you guys think was this just a hoax

Obviously.

Why would the ayliems sketch a caricature of one of their cybernetic drones into a wheat field? For what purpose?

And since when do their eyes have pupils?

>>17260593
Weapons of evil. They were talking about propaganda, scripture, etc. They were talking about lies.

>>17260752
>using metaphors to convey short, important intergalactic messages while also trying to cross a language barrier

I don't want to know their kind.

>>17260761
That's a rather anti-social stance, considering that 'they' are just people.

>>17260771
If I'm anti-social because I don't want to associate with a race of stupid dense motherfuckers then I guess I am anti-social.

>>17255512
How do you know that isnt what alien dicks look like. Fucking pleb.

>>17260693
Come on man.
Is a nuke evil? Yes, it kills lots of people are radiates shit
Is a gun evil? Nope, guns can be used for self defense and self defense isn't evil.

>>17260802
a nuke can't be used in self defence? How potential wars have been averted due to the existence of nuclear weaponry

>>17260882
>a nuke can't be used in self defence?
Against a space rock maybe.

You can't nuke a city and claim it was in self defense. Even if the enemy attacked you first there is still innocent people there and its still indiscriminate

>>17260901
Don't be so dense, deterrence is a form of self-defence

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>>17260802
Ok fine. But we could use nukes in ways other than killing I suppose too. Re-directing incoming killer space objects? lol I dunno. I always thought it would be cool to see someone try to drive motorbike around the inside of a missile silo up and out.

>>17260912
Saying arms races are a form of self defence is sick. Mutual destruction. Don't push that button you pinko commie or we'll push ours. Brrrrr, that's cold. Like a, I dunno, a cold war.

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>>17260802

Whoa man, you're pretty stupid.

>Is a nuke evil? Yes, it kills lots of people are radiates shit

A nuclear weapon is just a device that unleashes energy. How is that evil you drooling moron?

Anyway, don't get too worked up because practically ALL crop circles are guaranteed and certified hoaxes.

>The best DE-fence is a good OH-fence
You know who said that?
Mel, the cook on "Alice"

>>17260930
You'd rather a hot war? The point of mutually assured destruction is that nobody wants it. Once you have nukes, you no longer have open conflict between super powers. It's been 70 years since the last nuke used offensive, and it's been 70 years since the last world war. You think that's a coincidence?

And how is nuclear armament any difference from arming your populace with handguns for the sake of deterrence? I don't feel like your following through on your logic.

>>17260771
I feel like he's pointing out how retarded it would be for Aliums to speak in metaphors and idioms. How does that makes sense when they're trying get their point accross a language barrier?

It seems much more likely that the language was written by a native English speaker, which makes the whole thing look like a hoax.

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>>17260936
It kills indiscriminately and it radiates the earth and make it cancerous to even live on.

If you don't understand how that is evil there is nothing i can do to help.

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>>17260977

>It
>Kills

So it just spontaneously decides to explode over top of pregnant women and orphan niglets?

>Radiates the earth

So a process of neutron activation and dust clouds are evil?

I use neutron activation in my geological work in a lab. Am I conducting evil?

No offense, but you're really dim. I mean a low IQ.

Which also explains why you believe in the nonsense concept of evil.

Protip: no such thing.

>>17260957
I don't remember handing out guns to the populace, personally. A new-born nation that violently rips it's lands out of the hands of others should prolly have it's people armed, though no? And all of that has nothing to do with the discussion. Nukes haven't prevented anything besides the live of some japs and ukrainians and the development of better energy tech. Give the world a reason making ww3 profitable and it'll take it. Nukes? meh

>>17260977
>It kills indiscriminately and it radiates the earth and make it cancerous to even live on.
So does the Sun

Is the Sun evil?

>>17260996
>Nukes haven't prevented anything
>Give the world a reason making ww3 profitable and it'll take it
You know why WW3 wouldn't be profitable?
Because the world would get nuked to shit

You really are a dumb motherfucker

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>>17260957
>it's been 70 years since the last world war. You think that's a coincidence?
It just means that the ABM's aren't developed enough yet. But don't worry mate, we are getting there.

These are pretty good now and soon some one might think
>hey, my anti ballistic missile system is so good that it can shoot down 90%+ av all enemy missiles, i can win this shit if i attack first.

MAD is stupid

>>17260977

stupid animist fuck

you probably think there's "bad neighborhoods" too

>>17260994
protip- it's all relative and nothing means anything, right?

You don't like the word evil, great, pick another you bright bastard. Something made only to kill or maintain the threat of such is bad. I can throw a hammer at someone and that's bad, even it's a nuclear hammer.

>>17261019
>Earth would be uninhabitable without the sun.
Gosh, so something that kills indiscriminately, irradiates the Earth and gives people cancer can also have massive benefits?

I'm glad you agree with me.

>>17261017
>protip- it's all relative and nothing means anything, right?

Nice try, but I'm a rabid critic of relativistic thinking and suppress it and people who make dumb, relativistic statements.

It's not a semantics discussion. What you call evil is just a condition brought on to someone by various factors.

Just because one device is more efficient at exterminating large concentrations of human squatters does not give it the properties of "evil". It's impossible for a non-sentient device to be described as such.

>>17261019
>Earth would be uninhabitable without the sun.

DUDE, you're like... fucking stupid. I'm beyond words.

What's your date of birth. That would explain a lot.

>>17261008
But you just said nobody wants that? You really are easy to get going. dumb motherfucker? oh my

Why do countries still bother developing nuclear programs? What's the point? Another nuke is gunna..? The nuclear question has been largely made moot. moot

If not, then we're really just sitting around waiting for someone to come up with a way to kill the nukes so we can get back to warring.

>>17257468
>[bell sound]

I can imagine this super intelligent alien ringing a bell in to a microphone and turning the sound in to code on his shitty overpriced Humanware laptop.

>>17261017
Agreed. Finally got around to saying it did ya. Bout time. moving on

>>17261028

That's just one tribe killing the rival tribe.

Tribal warfare is the most popular activity in all of human history, if we ignore fornication and sleeping.

Just because Obama pushes a few buttons and wipes a few sand niggers off from the face of this Earth in a sterile, and clinical way, does it make him less "evil"?

>>17261048
Agreed with this post>>17261033
oops

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>>17261014
>stupid animist fuck
Fuck are you talking about mate?
>you probably think there's "bad neighborhoods" too
Why don't you move to Haiti and see what happens.

>>17261034
>DUDE, you're like... fucking stupid. I'm beyond words.
>What's your date of birth. That would explain a lot.
What are you getting at mate? Are you implying that the earth would be uninhabitable without nukes? Or are you comparing nuclear bombs to nuclear power? Because we had nuclear power way before we had the bombs.

You seem pretty upset. Are you one of those millennial kids that got autism from all the vaccines?

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>>17261050
>Tribal warfare is the most popular activity in all of human history
And your point is what exactly? That its ok just because its always been this way?

>does it make him less "evil"?
No, i never said that so i don't know why you bring that up.

>>17261065
>What are you getting at mate?

I'd just like to know your year of birth, that's all.

>>17261085
that's creepy. but not paranormal gtfo

>>17261101

Don't be a fag.

It's 1994 isn't it?

>>17261085
>I'd just like to know your year of birth, that's all.
Sure, just tell me yours and i tell you mine.

>>17254859
We will one day travel to another planet and have an automated rover print a picture of Robert Smith and a line from a Cure song onto their soil. Why we're going to do this is the real mystery.

>>17255332
Oh fuck it's Ashtar

http://www.heavenly-angels.org

We are
Fucked

>>17261104
I dunno, I think he's british though. Me, I'm quite an oldfag. I remember Regan.

>>17259830
>radiation does not exist everywhere in the earth or universe
Everything radiates, just proving an slightly above the average radiation does not prove shit, maybe if the farmer died from going to the crop circle i would believe.

>>17261105

1986.

>>17259830
the radiation's bullshit. Not one reliable source has ever reported distinct radiation. You only find that as an unsubstantiated claim on stupid conspiracy websites and idiotic internet pictures. That people post to /x/. Because they're retards.

>>17255569
wut if
listen guise
wut if
the aliums control humans
listen guise
like during the rem phase
so like its technically still aliums

>>17255276
>>17257420
i can hardly wait to see space jesus

>>17256717
I think you should read about this more before you dismiss it, UFO sightings seem pretty well-reported.

>>17260002
without context that isn't very convincing, crops just grow like that sometimes.

>>17260739
I think I remember someone describing seeing pupils, just very dark.

>>17257604
Thats how I built my crop circle house, boards and rope. All together now, step crunch, step crunch. LOOK we made aluim

>>17255758
Probably somehow related to "alien" being pronounced like "ayylien"

>>17263366

First off, multiple abductess have called those lenses. One abductee woman even tore it off to reveal rows of flickering LED-like lights

So grey aliens are definitely robotic, at least some of them are drones.

>>17255512
So as our spacecraft gets more advanced, we'll be able to draw more symmetrical penises on other planets?

This is the most realistic prediction for the future I've heard actually.

>>17260693
I will not deny I might be evil, as I do not know the meaning of the word. But one who asks that I reduce my capacity for violence without offering proof that it has already done so is not an intelligence I am inclined to trust.

>>17254859
Do some research this is a legit circle op made by bending the stalks if a board were used the stalks would be bent over at the ground this circle ur asking about is real because the stalks wernt broken they were bent and traces or radiation are found throughout the circle do some research.
MIB

>>17265009

ur dum

>>17261082

hips don't lie

>>17254864
>>17255512
how/where are you faggots getting this shit from?

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>>17266979
We're scholars, real scholars, not like those you find at a university

a better question would be, where DON"T we find this shit?