srsly illuminati, stop pestering me or i call the cops.

also stop your fucking mk ultra monarch mindcontrol bullshit. i am getting mad. this is my life, my brain and i dont authorize it. if you continue this now you officially violate the law.

i expect your answer in this thread.

fine, if you dont want to comply, tell me what you want me to do so you stop this shit. i literally am willing to do anything.

come on mk ultra folks, what do you REALLY want from me?
if you want you can reply on /hanz/ too if you feel unwell here.

what are you doing this for?

come guys.. pls.
i need to know what you do this for.

im waiting.

You know exactly

>>17244984
actually, i really do not. is it simply because i oppose control?
there must be a deeper reason.

Shaka, when the walls fell....

>>17244984
so no answer then?

Is everyone high and drunk here.
Illuminatium Deux Primus Pax Gaia

>>17245005
>is it simply because i oppose control?

No.

Why do you feel Illuminated seek to control you? And in what ways? Opposing control in itself is no reason.

>there must be a deeper reason.

Perhaps you are important in ways you don't yet understand.

>>17245048
you sly boy you, are you implying i am some ascendened being or something?

why do you not let me copulate with a female?
is there a reason for THAT at least?

>>17244851
gay rp shit shouldent be allowed on this board desu

>>17245066
At least we aren't /b/'s second home anymore

>>17245072

thats /pol/ now, and we are /pol/s second home.

>>17245077
Or is /pol/ now /x/'s second home ;)

>>17245088
racemixing.

>>17245066
>>17245077
>>17245088
>dubs thread

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>>17245111
Awww sheit son somethings never change

>>17245121
dubs.. dubs never change..

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>>17245111
>>17245088
>>17245077
>>17245066
Lol the illuminati caused the dubs and trip

>>17245155
aw crap!

you do not know why
but we do
you do not know when
but we do
your police calls will go unanswered
your voice will not be heard
be the passenger you've always been
not the driver

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rolling for illuminati dubs

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>>17245166
the happening is upon us.

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>>17244851
Read the thread OP ;^}

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HELP!!

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HOLY CRAP MY WHOLE MAILBOX IS OVERFLOODING
WHAT!!

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>>17245200
Hoooo babby u r turnin this thread up to 11

so in what way am i important if i can only sit on my chair all day and play hazeron?
how is this going to help anyone?
i mean how long is this supposed to continue?

>>17245059
>you sly boy you, are you implying i am some ascendened being or something?

I didn't imply, you inferred.

>>17245255
ok so what are you ACTUALLY saying with certainty?
nothing?

It's so fun watching them squirm

>>17245241
>so in what way am i important if i can only sit on my chair all day and play hazeron?

The woman you are seeking is off-limits. It's not you, it's her.

>how is this going to help anyone?

It's going to help the woman because she is important.

>i mean how long is this supposed to continue?

Until you leave her alone, and help her be with the one she is meant to be with.

>>17244851
Well you came to /x/
99% of us are illuminati.

>>17245262
>It's so fun watching them squirm

I take no pleasure in it.

I take more satisfaction in acheiving the objective.

>>17245269
wow dude that really broke my heart apart there. she repeadetly said she wants to be with "the one" who is me. you do realize if i cant be with her i would die. right?

so you illuminati have to choose. either she will be with me or someone will die. (me).
your choice. i dont think you want to risk me dieing. if you are really the good guys, you would understand my situation.

>>17245281
The truth hurts

>>17245294
oh really? prove it. prove she is not my chosen one. prove she is not meant to be with me. show me the guy she is really meant for. even better, show her my picture and my posts and ask her if she thinks i am the one or not.

>>17245281
>wow dude that really broke my heart apart there. she repeadetly said she wants to be with "the one" who is me.

How do you know you are "The One?"

And when did she say this?

>you do realize if i cant be with her i would die. right?

Then be with her.

If it's meant to be, it will be.

Some things are worth the price.

>>17245289
>if you are really the good guys
ive got some bad news for you...

>>17245299
>prove she is not my chosen one. prove she is not meant to be with me.

You can't prove a negative.

Basic logic.

Blame idiot angels not us.

>>17245300
you are damn right. this is worth the price. i would go to great lengths to be with her, you have no idea. my heart burns for her.

>>17245312
>you are damn right. this is worth the price. i would go to great lengths to be with her, you have no idea. my heart burns for her.

What is her first name?

>>17245333
i could tell you but the risk of you not knowing it actually and just wanting that information out of me is too high.

>>17245310
>Blame idiot angels not us.

>>17245310
>Blame idiot angels not us.

It's not the fault of angels.

You have no one to blame for your choices but yourself.

So make your choice.

>>17245338
>i could tell you but the risk of you not knowing it actually and just wanting that information out of me is too high.

Perhaps I already know it and I'm testing your devotion.

What's the harm in a first name?

(And don't lie, or I'll know.)

>>17245354
simple. i am not going to risk even a tiny bit. this is too important to me.

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>>17244863
tough shit

>>17245366
>simple. i am not going to risk even a tiny bit. this is too important to me.

Then I can't help you.

Is someone else pursuing her?

What is this other person like?

>>17245385
i dont know anything else about her besides her first name.

i take the risk of you not helping me if it secures her identity.
sorry.

you have to obey the rolls

>>17245391
>i dont know anything else about her besides her first name.
>i take the risk of you not helping me if it secures her identity.
>sorry.

Then the die is cast, you've made your decision, and I can't help you.

I'm sorry as well.

>>17245405
you are a real try-hard you know that?

>>17245391
>i dont know anything else about her besides her first name.

Does it start with a "J" ?

>>17245408
>you are a real try-hard you know that?

I'm also a succeed often.

>>17245411
often doesnt mean allways. as i just proved.

>>17245417
>often doesnt mean allways. as i just proved.

Often is good enough.

No one succeeds always.

Not even you.

>>17245426
oh btw, did i really sell my soul on may 20?
because if yes i would take that back to be honest.

>>17245427
>oh btw, did i really sell my soul on may 20?

No.

>because if yes i would take that back to be honest.

No need because you did not.

>>17245436
hope you are actually speaking the truth here, because i have been in hell ever since that day.

>>17245439
>hope you are actually speaking the truth here, because i have been in hell ever since that day.

In what ways?

You only think you have.

You don't want to see the real thing, trust me.

If you think you did, you're a prisoner to your thoughts.

>>17245444
i said "i give my soul so she can be free" and well a few hours later i was in a coma and after i woke up everyone was suddenly evil and the world changed. and i still am not with her.
and then there are the dejavues.
why do i keep having these strong senses that are already memories about all of this happening before?
i can even predict what will happen sometimes.

>>17245453
>i said "i give my soul so she can be free" and well a few hours later i was in a coma and after i woke up everyone was suddenly evil and the world changed. and i still am not with her.

You wished for her to be free, not for her to be yours. Freedom includes freedom from you.

You can't give your soul that easily. You merely prayed a prayer of faith. Perhaps it was answered in a way you didn't expect it to be.

And the world was evil long before May 20th.

>and then there are the dejavues.

Ever human has these.

>why do i keep having these strong senses that are already memories about all of this happening before?

Alternate historic timeline.

>i can even predict what will happen sometimes.

Possible alternate future timelines.

>>17245466
>includes freedom from you

exactly what i meant!

thats why i want to revert that wish.

at that time i thought she was being held captive somewhere.

>>17245473
>exactly what i meant!

I know.

>thats why i want to revert that wish.

It's done. Just pray again. Don;t live in teh past, live in the present. And your soul is not required. Only your sincerity.

>at that time i thought she was being held captive somewhere.

The worst prison any of us are held captive within, is the prison within ourselves.

>all these dubs

i herewith wish to find my soulmate, my twin flame, my chosen one soon so i can be with her, exchange love and care for her just as she would care for me.
i have throughoutly honest motives and wish for this wish to be understood in the way i mean it. i also want to find out the truth of existance and think i deserver to know it, reflecting all the things i did up untill now to support humanity.

i helped humanity morality-wise, intelligence-wise and spiritually and helped moving it onto it's right path.

i am the reason that /pol/ now openly speaks about the jewish conspiration and most notably hopes for a worldwide change of earth's state. (the it's happening meme, i was the reason for that)

i continiously subliminally shifted the users of this board onto a positive path. my job may not be done yet but my power is coming to it's limit and i want a recompense for my work now.

there, thats my wish.

>>17245509
you dont get it
the germans killed the pagans and with the english the native american indians

you cant just kill all the alien fighters
and then expect things to go good

u seem like a bro hanz
but ur team smoked the worlds team

>>17245509
Lol just wait until the illumindubs come back ;)

>>17245540
its never easy, is it?

>>17245540
better figure out why transylvania happened
and why illuminati had to free germans from the church

also rasputin=putin
then u gotta fight aliens with the rest of the world
since u slaughtered the freedom fighters

e/den, den of E

>>17245545
I can feel them

>>17245548
nope

the ultra is not fun at all also
> fuck shit fuck

desu i think they just watch all the people important to our victory against aliens

>>17245554
We're close...

>>17245554
but not taste them.

>>17245576
also malta is spoopy AF. home of the 7' tall white serpents [rake like creatures]
just sharing cuz it took me fucking forever to find that
>(the 3rd paracus skulls are from malta)

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>>17245578
Pretty spooky I tell you ;)

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>>17245586

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>>17245611