was David Bowie a reptilian? Any one got good theories ?

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>>17222719
>was David Bowie a reptilian?

No, you retard.

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>>17222719
Dammit OP. Just because Bowie died doesn't mean anything. Nobody was posting about him 2 weeks ago. Death is a natural cycle and you're reading waaaaay too much into this.

>>17222719
nah, Jim Morrison was the lizard king

Adding this to our growing list of Bowie threads:

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>>17222719
Actually, yes. David IS, not WAS a reptilian CIA plant.

He still is alive.

For more information see this post. >>17216053

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>>17222719
Photographic evidence of David and his reptilian features.

>>17222719

When David Bowie was younger he got into a fight with one of his good friends over a girl they both liked, said friend apparently punched David across the face and scraped his left eye. The damage apparently caused David's eye to be permanently dilated, making his iris seem permanently larger.

>>17222795

This is just an old myth the reptilians tell to distract you from the truth.

>>17222809
Stop shitposting retard.

>>17222817

Last time I checked talking about the Reptilian conspiracy wasn't shitposting. Not everything you don't like is "shit posting". Sometimes you have to face the facts that the Reptilian society DOES indeed exist.

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no op thats not how this work

>>17222829
skeleton from museum?
"kappa skeleton" +real via google

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>>17222866

I don't think that's a reptilian, it looks more like an Imp or a goblin to me.

>>17222749
kek

I have a theory about OP's mom.

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>>17222889
a goblin you say?

>>17222719
>yfw you realize people unironically believe lizard people secretely rule the world

we need a fucking new world war so people stop worrying about such stupid fucking shit like this

>>17223690
A goblin babe.