Dreams

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Hey /x/ first time here I'm usually lurking /b/ but I thought I should share this as some of you may enjoy this and I need advice. I had two dreams last night. First one: This one lasted longer then the second one though I wish it was the other way around as the second one is more paranormal. So somehow I end up having this girlfriend that wants me to come over to have sex with so I end up going over and What I remember is when I walked in the house their was only one small room. We went to the bed and she brought out a knife she cut her stomach open and I proceeded to have sexual intercourse with the cut. I woke up when I came. Second Dream: Didn't last very long felt like it lasted about 1 minute or 2. I was up in my chair by my T.V. and was playing Grand Theft Auto with some buddys before I heard a noise coming from my closet I don't know why I did this but I got up and went over (My closet doesn't have doors and sticks out of the wall) and I peeked in seeing this tiny creature looking at me I only looked for about a microsecond before saying "CAUGHT YOU" very loudly spooking it and it made a nose so high pitched almost like a pig but louder before jumping at me. As it jumped I woke up. The creature looked about the same size as Alf (The alien in the picture) it wasn't furry and reminded me of the goblins in Black Ops 2 zombies. This is the second time I've had this dream this week and both times I wake up just before 6 am. So /x/ please help me with both my dreams I think i'm going psycho or something I haven't slept in fear of this thing being real. Thanks
-Anon