Girl Noory or King Noory or Hoaxland thread...whatever.

burn baby burn

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>>17216156

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when does the Amy show start?

>>17216164
I love that fucking picture so much. So glad so many folks keep posting it. I bet it makes her fucking ANGRY lol

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Yay!

>>17216156
Shit, I just made a spooky show general thread like 30 secs after you.

Going to wait for Hoagie.

These two bitches bug me and together would probably make my head explode.

>>17216171
I'm sure it pisses Art off too.

I can't believe its gotten this bad. I used to look forward to these threads. Now the show is so bad its sad. Its not even fun to shitpost anymore.

>>17216182
Art's not here, mayne.

>>17216185
:(

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>>midnight in the art bell iscoming back soon show tonight

Wed Jan 13 – Heidi Hollis – Shadow People & The Hat Man

Websites:www.HeidiHollis.com

Not many authors can say they’ve helped define two paranormal realities like Heidi Hollis!

Heidi Hollis is a truth seeker of the unknown. She is the world’s foremost expert on ShadowPeople and The Hat Man phenomena and actually helped give them both their descriptivenames in her booksThe Secret War: A True Story About A Real Alien War and ShadowPeople (circulated in 1997, originally published in 2001) and her newest book, The HatMan: The True Story of Evil Encounters.

>>17216188
Yeah, but I'm sure some ballgagger has shown it to him.

>>17216190
Two women chatting for hours? I might just wait for king Noory its a Nostradamus/Mayan prophecy show.

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Man this is getting dumb as fuck. First we got the Dogman now this Hatman. His gimmick is he wears a fucking hat.

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>>17216190
>The Hat Man phenomena
I thought this was an internet meme...

>>17216198
Oh yeah? Let's see you come up with a better gimmick.

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King Noory show.
First Half: Considered a world authority on Nostradamus and prophetic traditions, John Hogue returns to update his prophecy alarm. He'll review his past predictions for 2015 and share what Nostradamus has foreseen for 2016. Hogue will also give his take on the US presidential election-- he has a 12-0 record in calling the winners.

2nd Half: Director of the Maya Exploration Center, Ed Barnhart, talks about the Mayan calendar, archaeoastronomy, and ancient South American religions.

>>17216207
Is John Hogue channeling Paul the octopus?

>>17216164
Oh, shit. I just noticed the "39 and single by choice" line.

>>17216206
I don't know, how about some kind of water ghost. He can hide out in the toilet

Heathers voice makes my ears bleed

>>17216224
toilet witch...

>based King Noory going coast to coast show tonight

Date:Wednesday - January 13, 2016
Host:George Noory
Guests:John Hogue,Ed Barnhart

First Half: Considered a world authority on Nostradamus and prophetic traditions,John Hoguereturns to update his prophecy alarm. He'll review his past predictions for 2015 and share what Nostradamus has foreseen for 2016. Hogue will also give his take on the US presidential election-- he has a 12-0 record in calling the winners.

2nd Half: Director of the Maya Exploration Center,Ed Barnhart, talks about the Mayan calendar, archaeoastronomy, and ancient South American religions.

Website(s):
hogueprophecy.com
mayaexploration.org/

>>17216224
That's the toilet with. That's why Indians don't poo in the loo and have DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS.

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Hat Man here with a message for the girls.

>>17216235
Meant to say witch.
>>17216231
>we shall see

Fuck off, Art.

>>17216231
I would fuck that avatar. Surely its the person posting. No one lies on the internet

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>>17216231
He's coming.

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>>17216244
Poor woman's Gregory Peck.

I bet ciardelo has a 9" cock

>>17216250
lol

>>17216263
nice try

>>17216204
Hatman/shadow people first came into circulation when art was first on C2C, mid-late 90s. Heidi claims to have coined the phrase and made Art aware of the topic when she called in on open lines or some shit. I call bull shit on that, but haven't been able to find the original show. She also claims to have talked to Jesus, been attacked by shape shifting Greys/aliens and fought them off and wrote multiple books about it . . .

If Heather had any sense of humor whatsoever she'd play a Men without Hats song as bumper music for this guest.

>>17216278
Wow,I didnt know all this. So this woman is to blame for it? Anyone who claims to talk to a religious figure is an immediate red flag for me.

>>17216286
>expecting Art's chink cum rag to do anything that doesn't suck

>Avon man

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>>17216278

SHES EXPERIENCED IT ALLLLL

I want this ship to sink faster. Like if the titanic hit 2 icebergs.

>>17216291
Yep me too, the whole Jesus thing just irks me. I'd give her the benefit of the doubt about the other topics, but the Jesus thing screams "an attempt to attract all demographics". She's also a proponent of the "evil ET" concept, which plays to the religious crowds.

>>17216278
I don't if we can trust wiki, but according to wiki "shadow people" was first mentioned in 2001 on Art's Show.

>>17216311
I find the attempted meshing of paranormal subjects and religion to be strange as well. Unless its directly related. Demons and angels and statues of Mary crying blood are one thing. But so many people attempt to rationalize their religions by claiming all paranormal phenomena is directly related. Aliens are more than likely not demons.

>>17216317
Nigger, peter pan's shadow is sentient. First on Art Bell my fucking sack

Well that explains it Heather is possessed by a shadow man demon

>>17216317
I may have got the date wrong, but remember listening to a older shows from the 90s a few years ago that covered the shadow people thing. Regardless of the date of circulation, all the latter is true.

>>17216326
Heather was the shadow person stalking Art. The calls were coming from inside the guest house all along!

>>17216322
Oh man, the whole Aliens are demons is too much for me.

i'm done with this fucked up hen party.

later days all

How convenient Heather has experienced EVERY paranormal thing ever. This ladys stupid laugh is vomit inducing

Who /30foottallmantis/ here?

>>17216322
Yea me too, the only credence I would give to that concept of the subject would be misidentified encounters based on religious bias

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>>17216323
Yeah the concept of shadow people,even if not directly called that,has been around for decades.

>>17216330
Same! Its so insulting to God if he(or she or whatever) is real. And to the universe in general.

>>17216340
Mantis pussy is the best pussy in the universe.

>>17216336
Stay for the other shows? We're merged threads nao.

>>17216340
I prefer the giant cicadas from that guy who called in to MITD a few nights ago.

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>>17216350
>God being female

This is unlistenable. It's literally vocal fry - the show.

>>17216351
>>17216354
Mantis is love, Mantis is life

>>17216362
Don't worry. That silky, sexy smooth voice of the King is less than 20 minutes away!

BEST KING NOORY STREAM
http://player.640toronto.com

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>>17216355
God is MTF.

I have seen a shadow person it was the only paranormal thing i have experienced in my life. To be honest it didn't even scare me i thought my mind was just playing tricks on me. Then it started attacking me in my sleep... shadow people are real they are demonic.

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>>17216156
Be wary of propaganda and llies.

These people are puppets sent do destroy your enlightenment.

>>17216190
Is Heidi Hollis a niggerkike?

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Heres the rest of the info for tonights shows. Hoagie info later.

Listening links for this slag:
http://darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com/html-player.html
http://tunein.com/radio/Dark-Matter-Digital-Network-s211941/

MUSKY BOTTOM
Telephone: 1 (575) 233 8008
Skype: MITD11

Drama timeline:
http://pastebin.com/VJp367NQ

Girl Noory FAQ:
http://pastebin.com/9BS5D3Sn

>>17216374
kek i love you

>>17216380
Go back to your containment thread tripfag

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>>17216355
>omnidimensional being
>having a gender at all

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>>17216386
T..thanks..

>>17216388
Tripcode users are not confined to any one space on this site.

Your ego is full of cognitive dissonance.

Is John Hogue going to predict Trump as pres? I'm going to listen for that

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just got here. did you guys ever find kiri? was she taken by her shadow waifu?

Please let me die peacefully and painlessly in my sleep.

>>17216409
Just listen to this show and you will feel like you're dying but it won't be peaceful.

>>17216407
I llu mi na ti

>>17216409
Just "forget" your inhaler.

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>>17216409
try again tomorrow

>>17216407
Areum has not claimed me yet. She's asleep.

This woman is lying so hard right now.
>I grew up in a haunted house
I can tell you're lying sis.

>>17216407
Is that a mole on her bottom lip?

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>>17216416

>>17216421
piercing

>>17216421

piercing i think

>>17216421
Yes. This is a special type of mole, that woman is a witch.

Witches dating back to 1635 would drink a special brew with would place a mole in that certain place.

This is how witches identified each other

>>17216435
how can 1 man be so based?

>>17216435
DOX is against the rules.

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i laughed at that one i think they are all ignoring king of kings now

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Motorola haven't done shit since the 90's what a shit company.

>>17216447
They're ignoring the show too now it seems.

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>>17216441
So, Heather just confirmed she was raped by a 'shadow person?'
It entered her mouth and made it into her heart? That was a throwback to days as a phone sex operator.

>>17216458
Even they can no longer delude themselves into believing it's worth listening to.

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>>17216460
>it "entered" her
top fucking lel

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>>17216458
>>17216463

>>17216471
She's going to start using her experiences as a sex worker to try and keep subscribers now.

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>>17216471

>>17216441
NOORY TIME

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bTHDa6Akqvo

>>17216474
Stop posting this cunt here.

>>17216478
Never.

>They try to run if you see them
Lol not they dont.

>>17216471
tell me this chick gets naked and you have sauce on it.

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SHHHHHHHHHHOWTIME

>>17216463

it's so fucking obvious most of them aren't listening.

KING NOORY TIME
http://player.640toronto.com

>>17216483
no*

>>17216260
no way. cary grant will lay the charm smackdown on greg peck any day

>>17216474

based sandra

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>>17216494
N..no..

>>17216413
lel

I bought 2 lottery tickets and lost. :/

Is /x/ kill? These threads have been dead for the past week

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My girl Heidi left a bed nugget during our sleepover when the shadow spiders got their tentacles out

>>17216521
Noory thread was actually decent last night.

>>17216521
>These threads have been dead for the past week

>for the past week

For the past six weeks.

It's almost like something happened that changed everything.

>>17216518
My mom bought so many and she fell asleep before the drawing so I have no idea whether she lost or not. But probably.

>>17216532
Red Pill Guy was goat

An all-purpose multi-thread is going to get confusing.

>>17216521
/x/ is kill

4chan was kill in 2010.

>>17216541
Someone make a king Noory thread. This one is girl noory

This woman is so full of it. Noory time for me.

>>17216542
I fucking hate you tripfags. Might as well get an avatar and post history page while your at it, faggot.

John Hogue was on Dreamland last week.

***

Remember when John Hogue was on Art Bell's Dark Matter and they got into a fight and spill off air and onto facebook?

>>17216562
No. Explain.

Test

>>17216562
Vaguely. It was angry old men fighting like little bitches.

>>17216543
>>17216564

>>17216554

Your mind is clouded with hate.

For what purpose do you hate?

>>17216577
Shut the fuck up.

>>17216575
Nope. Thread is right here nigga.

"Lord, I know I am an atheist since childhood, but if you grant me this one wish, and that wish is that a caller calls in and asks the guest if one of her 12 rare malformations is having a musky bottom, I will drop to my knees and ask for you to enter my heart and life and be a true believer."

>>17216597
sensible.chuckle.jpg

>>17216585

So much hate for. You are clouded to the truth.

>>17216608
Plz take your enlightenment bullshit back to your thread. This is for radio programs not your assessment of anonymous shitposters.

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GET TOO THE FUCKING CALLERS.

... these cunts get to much air time.

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I started the musky bottom biz in tunein's u7 chat. Trust me we're working on it tonight. Just bombard the ho with prank musky bottom calls

So, one station in Canada is the only station still airing this horseshit live? Come on, Canuckers.

is tonight worth listening to? I haven't tuned in in weeks

>>17216624
No, no it isn't.

>>17216615
Next open lines we should all claim to be wolfman

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Of course the night I go to the other thread,nobody else does lmao. Kill me.

>>17216615
>tunein's u7 chat

Where do i find that? Link?

>>17216633
I have both open

>>17216633
loves you~

This bitch is batshit crazy.

Should I listen to the call ins?

i haven't been listening to girl noory but actual noory but i still would rather post in girl noory thread.

Even Santa likes the musky bottoms

https://www.santasshed.com/

>>17216666
yeah man this is gonna go down as one to remember

>>17216669
Listening to Noory is about as bad as listening to Girl Noory. They're both terrible. Hoagie is our only hope.

>>17216673
OK I'll put KN on hold.

Download the tunein app and find the u7 best of art stream. We chat in the channel and bash Heather... Coordinate the musky bottom calls.

>>17216666

>polite chkd

>>17216692
>Download the tunein app

Can't i dont have a phone all i have is a desktop with W7 i dont think i can run apps

<technologically retarded

>>17216692
Delete this in a min. Wadecucks will tattle to heather

Toothpaste monsters confirmed!

>>17216705
Use the pop-up player then.

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>>17216705
At least you don't have a cellphone. Cellphones are Illuminati spying devices.

Back in my day nobody had one here. The people here that do are just new to this site.

Cellphones should be banned from imageboards so the Illumined ones will go away.

>>17216716
jesus christ fuck off dude

I just tuned in. This is a fucking guest? Someone scheduled this person to talk for 3 hours? Fucking hell. Kill yourself keith

Ha. Wade came u7 chat on Sunday begging for more musky calls. She offered me an interview Friday. She digs the ratings I'm giving her

>>17216716

Stop being a pube

"Lord, I know I am an atheist since childhood, but if you grant me this one wish, and that wish is that a caller calls in and asks the guest if one of her 12 rare malformations is having a musky bottom, I will drop to my knees and ask for you to enter my heart and life and be a true believer."

>>17216720
I will not. My presence here to Enlighten the users is very important to me.

Be wary of Illumined ones.

>>17216720
I wish clover had filters. Fuck

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FINALLY THE CALL INS!

Fast becoming the best part of this shitty show.

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>>17216714

Only chat like option i see is this in the bottom right corner.

>>17216675
hoagie is love
hoagie is life

>>17216716

I know there are but im also a poorfag with a tracfone. Everyone i know has a smartphone and i really dont see the point of them.

>>17216742
Sorry, i thought you were talking about Heather's show.

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>>17216732
You can filter on the main site or using a desktop computer.

>>17216748
All tracking devices are the same.

For more information see >>>/tech/

>lynchberg

Was the first caller Art?

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Even Heather thinks the woman who she interviewed is a retard. The woman wouldn't even stick around for calls.

>>17216207
every time i see a picture of noory, i hear a thick arabic accent asking me "how much for the women?"

>>17216725
lies

>>17216774
The guest bailed instead of taking calls? What the fuck?

>>17216233
another garbage night on c2c.

but it's still better than girlnoory.

>>17216785
Listening to both I can safely say that no, no it isn't. Snoory and Girl Whorey deserve one another. They're both utterly unlistenable.

>>17216782
Apparently. And Heather is pretty much all but saying that she didnt understand or believe any of the shit she said. The woman is a fluke. I could tell by listening to her she was just making it all up as she went on.

>>17216774
i have heard this happen at least three times now. why the hell does heather book guests that are total shills that she also doesn't believe? how the fuck does that make good radio heather? i thought you were a fuckin producer?

>>17216756
Lol!

I meant >>>/g/

Been gone too long.

>>17216407
wow, i didn't know you guys liked courtney love so much!

>the guest bailed

lmao

>>17216790
They might as well just have Giorgio Tsoukalos on every week.

>>17216790
Because Heather is terrible at her job. She couldn't even book decent guests for Art.

>>17216802
art was too entranced by her sideways pussy.

>>17216802
Heather has ZERO fucking clue how to run a show.

>>17216168
It's been put on hold now that she's become Hoagland's producer.

>>17216814
Well yeah that's apparent to everyone but Art and Keith.

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This guy from the irc chat sounds like

>pic related

>>17216815
Amanda best is hoagies producer

>>17216818
He does!

>>17216815
W..what..Is this true?

Not that I really believe anything that Heidi says, what she was telling and how she told her stories are exactly how she does it on every show shes been interviewed on. She will say the exact same story word for word when interviewed else were. And generally recounts the stories in the same time line/progression.

I wonder if Heather cut it off or Heidi bailed. In the guest defense, Heather didn't exactly ask question that would progress any one of her stories.

>>17216827
>he doesn't know
lrn2IRC

Heather has gone off the rails. Off air it's a shit show.
Starting next month she won't have a single radio affiliate. They all are dropping her.

It's too bad, can't say I blame her for this situation, she was thrusted into a position that's way over her head that takes years of practice and experience to learn and develop at. And she's been booking her own guests/producing her own show while hosting it. What a fucking disaster. No one could handle that.

>>17216828
She basically just said she thought it would be best that the guest left because everyone thinks she's a liar haha.

>>17216821

Ms. M

Amy Martin
Amanda Bess

Who could be Miss M?

>>17216839
Typical woman. Can't confront someone to their face, has to wait until they've left to be catty behind their back.

I hope this Heidi bitch finds and stalks heather.

Did ever ever publically trash a guest like this?

i wish Michelle would call in

>>17216846
Michelle from Japan.

>>17216839
yea seems like it, I would have liked to see how she would have handled the callers. Oh well

>>17216847
>>17216848
Im dying. It was so obvious the woman was lying though. Shes like..the woman who wrote Twilight but instead of vampires she writes shadow people fics.

>>17216839
getting kicked off the Heather "gets shit guests while A.B. shits on her chest" Wade's show has to be a low point in anyones life.

>>17216846
well amanda bests twitter name is something like Mandarava

>>17216835
Fuck off. Art started this shit. Heather sucks.

kek does this chick only have 2 songs left to play

just use royalty free music you retards

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>>17216846
she goes by Mandi and started promoting the shit out of the show when " Ms.M " took over.

>>17216847
Yeah, this pisses me off. If you think she's full of shit, confront her and don't talk shit when she can't talk back.

What a fucking joke this is. Blogtalkradio tier shit.

>>17216865
she is actually a pretty good producer
atleast better than that layabout scott

this girl sounds qt3.14

>>17216866

Why would you bother doing that?

She knows what she is doing, even if it's wrong.

I would have liked the guest to take callers though, that would have been interesting.

>>17216872
not as cute as kiri but cute nonetheless

>>17216817
and everyone on #dmtalk

>>17216873
Because it would make for good radio.

>>17216871
yup i know, anyone is better then that fucker scott

>>17216871
Bahahahaha hi Amanda best. How's the methadone treating ya

This is Heidi's shadow people/et progression. Ghost encounters as kid>shadow people with college mate>personal shadow people>ET's>Milabs>ET's and shadow people working together>Milab trying to get info on both>ET's are shadow people are evil/demonic

> Plays Ride like the Wind

Heather knows she done fucked up nao.

>inb4 that faggot wolfman calls

Hoaxland will never be as good as when he had Ross as a producer. Ross is so talented and really knew how to control Hoaxland. Too bad Dick blew it.

>>17216880
My voice is disgusting.

>>17216882
No way in hell Art wouldve hung up on that bitch. Heather has no clue what good radio is.

>>17216894
Shut the fuck up about that stuff. It's been months. He's moved on.

>>17216870
wrong. i've never heard anything this bad on blogtalkradio

>>17216897
record a vocaroo i need proof

>>17216897
nah

>>17216882

It would make for good radio, but heather aint gonna burn that bridge.

She's letting all the callers bag her instead, even though she had that "I smell bullshit" kinda attitude with the guest before hand.

She knew what was gonna happen when everyone was calling in

>and fuck arctic charga
>who gives 2 fucks if its grown near the arctic circle

>>17216910
here she is
inb4 she deletes it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s004BKy0vfpA

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>>17216918
Stop posting it or I will and I'll never make another one again.

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>>17216918
i came

>>17216916
Even more reason not to dump her. As if dumping her and then talking shit about her isn't burning that bridge.

Where are the musky bottoms?????

Holy shit the listeners are calling Heather out for being unprepared. It's fucking happening!

heather is enjoying this so much

>>17216927
I can't hear anything on this .gif

heather is a beta piece of shit

Great, argue with people on air who can't respond back. And alienate people who can send you wormhole messages, timetravelers, who can promptly cancel their memberships.

What a fucking joke.

>>17216940
tell us how you really feel

We need that /pol/ caller who talked about being around shadow people all the time.

>>17216916
>and fuck arctic charga
>who gives 2 fucks if its grown near the arctic circle

The conditions of the arctic circle help it produce more of its medicinal properties. Kind of like how cocaine plants need to be grown at high altitudes

how many people do you think listen to shitnight in the desert still?

>>17216948
heather detected

>>17216916
Back to ballgag

Lol this guy sounds like he walks around flea markets with a ten gallon hat on every weekend.

>>17216960
About 1,200 worldwide at any given time.

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>>17216964

>>17216964
Yeah, he did sound pretty based.

We need a musky bottom call.

>>17216966
Or "millions" in her own words.

> Running out of time.

19 minutes left.

>kiris talking to her bf on /trash/ again
REEEEEEEEE ill just stay here and close that tab

God, hang up on this ass clown.

This caller has been hitting the meth hard.

>>17216996
Lol.

>>17216999
His story is more believable than Heidi's stories were though.

She can't hang up on him. Not until someone else calls otherwise she was have to talk.

>every person with a shadow people story
w-w-what's sleep paralysis

>>17216918
kiri sounds like she has cute feet

>presentational knife

Mall ninja confirmed.

Holy fuck

>wrap it up
>LET ME EXPLAIN

>>17217011
I had sleep paralysis and I never saw a shadow person.

We had better get a "Musky Bottoms" out of this.

> Not raping my wife.

Describes what is totally rape.

>>17217011

w-w-what's PTSD more like it.

>cucked by nigger kurt cobain

what a pathetic marine

>my wife
he got cucked by the black ayy Lmaos

>>17217011
Right?
>shadow spiders
Like..no..thats a fairly common hypnopomic hallucination. Completely natural occurrence.

>cucked by aliens

Fucking cucked may big black shadow cock

FYI: Heather has the call board stacked with her FB friends via Skype. She isn't taking real calls anymore.

How many Dales listen to this show?
>Tfw this one sounds a little like Dale Gribble

demons btfo

nonchristians on suicide watch

>>17217035
That's not new. She used to have it stacked with WadeGabbers.

PTSD.
Good call anon.
>>17217023

what the fuck is this guy on about

Why the fuck do I subject myself to this shit every fucking night?

>>17217058

We all live in hope anon, that's why.

>my professor said

armchair psychologist nigger detected

Heidi is an Occupational Therapist by trade, in case anyone cared

>>17217062
Hope that one night we will tune in and she won't be there.

>>17217058
Because you crave the human contact that these threads bring.

>>17217071
This.

quit picking on heidi. youre going to feel bad if she an hero's

>>17217071
Its not that. Maybe I just hope for keks that won't come

HEIDI BTFO

>>17217067

Heidi needs a therapist.....

>i couldnt follow

heather is a potato

Heather sounds thrilled to be talking with LMH about extraterrestrials... again.

>>17217089
i hope hoaggie calls in with the vegas story

Lava Molten Howler

>>17217080
I'd buy her the rope

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GIB DIMMEH LINKS TO LIVES CHATS PL0X

Oh, God. Fuck David Bowie.

Is this a continuation thread for Hoagland?

>>17217124
Yes.

>>17217071
Nah, dumbass. I meant listen to this show.

lmao hoagie literally begging for money from powerball winners

Fucking politics

>>17217131
Hahahaha

>>17217130
Thanks for proving my point.

>>17217137
Suck a chupa dick.

Hoaxland is getting more deranged by the day. He's not going to be on in two months.

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Arcologies.

>>17217155
you've been saying this for weeks now. you need to update your projection. like 1 and a half months.

what happened to hoagland bingo?

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>>17217163

>>17217112
http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,8014.51750.html

>>17217166
Thank you based anon. Dubs checked.

what just happened?

>>17217182
Keith is sabotaging the show again.

He had to reboot his Windows computer live on air.

>>17217175
welcome time traveler from 2007


did the art bell stalker get hoggie? wtf jus happened i don't own a mac

Did the show just die? He's rebooting? What the fuck!?

>>17217182
Laptop battery? lmao

well, check of technical difficulties

>>17217170
Sandra has a crush on le current year man? Fucking lib scum

South Beach ain't got no scientists, les dey Boo-tay-ologists!

Oh, Miami of Ohio.

>>17217193
Jokes on her. He's not circumcised.

now this is a low tech show

Please enjoy this smooth jazz while we try to recover Hoagland from 1996.

Jesus P. Christ

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>tfw forgot windows log on password

>>17217201

lol

This is so funny

>>17217191
So, we've got technical difficulties, torsion field and shitty bumper music already.

Clearly the Illuminati though Hoagland and his guest were getting to close to the truth about free energy and shut it down.

Clearly.

>>17217201

>smooth jazz

robin unplugged the cord

>>17217212
>maybe it wuz something that we-uh-uh....said :D

>>17217213
It started off as smooth jazz!

Thank god he's back. Hoagie is really close to doing five shows this week!

Keith hung himself with the cat 5

OHHH NOAH CONSPIRACIEHS!!!!

MAH HDD DYDE

gubments

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M= amy martin

>>17217219
He's getting ready for Heather's time slot.

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>The King Of Late Night Radio

It was the CIA, man . . . 'cause MSFT is *solid*.

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Where is the fucking post that predicted that he would talk about David Bowie and the conspiracies surrounding his work??

Can't see it in the thread, but what great insight, got it straight of the bat.

Well done anon, well done.

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>>17217232

Namedrop "Gene"

Oh who gives a fuck about David fucking Bowie! Move on to a different topic already.

>>17217257
fuck off Ross

ringing phone

Phone ringing! It's just like old times!

> Why can't I buy this at K-mart?

It really is like old times.

lmao
>why are we still waiting for godot

Not Nick. Nikki.
Not North Carolina. South Carolina.

dammit, amy

OMG THAT WAS THE GUBMENT AGAIN!

Someone needs to wake Keith up, he's running the next show over Hoagland's live show now.

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...surely that can't be that retard Keith can it???

CAN IT??

The Sex Lives of Tsetse Flies

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>keith

Faders hoagie!!!! FaDers!! desk Mixing fail!!

And they expect people to pay for this shit.

He did start the next show. look

https://twitter.com/DMRadioNet

Hoagies show has been sabotaged by big oil agents

Someone is trying to silence RCH because of the sensitive information with which he is valiantly enlightening the public. First BSODs, not this.

I bet it's Big Oil.

>>17217342
This isn't Hoagie's fault. He has no idea this is even happening. This is all Keith.

>>17217347

It would be funny as fuck if Hoagie's first advertiser were Exxon.

This is a disaster. lol

What a mess

>>17217353
Someone stalk Keith and attempt to shoot his studio. No wait....

alternate energy and frankenhooker

god damn it keith you asshole