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Was Jesus a zombie?

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Was Jesus a zombie? 2016-01-13 21:17:03 Post No. 17214428
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Was Jesus a zombie? Anonymous 2016-01-13 21:17:03 Post No. 17214428 [Report]
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. There is plenty of evidence that jesus was a zombie!
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 21:19:10 Post No.17214433
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 21:19:10 Post No.17214433 [Report]
Old pasta is old and no longer contains humour.
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 21:19:33 Post No.17214436
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 21:19:33 Post No.17214436 [Report]
I think jesus was a faggot
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 21:20:55 Post No.17214441
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 21:20:55 Post No.17214441 [Report]
No Jesus was not a zombie. Now you can stop mocking
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 21:21:22 Post No.17214443
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 21:21:22 Post No.17214443 [Report]
>>17214436
propably... but i think he was a faggot zombie
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R3fl3ctoR 2016-01-13 21:24:57 Post No.17214459
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R3fl3ctoR 2016-01-13 21:24:57 Post No.17214459 [Report]
Thought..
In an INSANE way.. What i really like..
Your GODDAMN right boy..
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