What the fuck /x/

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>>17204762

Shit like thos happens with humans all the time

>>17204773
>all the time
“Biologists from the southeast region of Idaho Fish and Game have never seen anything like this particular deformity before."
>NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS PARTICULAR
Really all the time?

>>17204783
>Never seen anything like it

Really?! Never?! Thats the real bullshit here. Go back to your fucking bong

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>>17204816
Learn how to paranormal. Why are you on /x/? For the tulpas?!?! For the MAGIC?! It's cool anon I found it interesting and it is not normal.

>>17204783
To humans, inbred illiterate inebriate

>>17204820
Dude its genetic deformity, happens all the time. Likely an underdeveloped brother or sister that attached in the womb. Kinda cool this one lived this long tho, they usually die pretty quickly

>>17204820
Good anakin good. Let the butthurt FLOOOWW THROUGH YOU

>>17204831
>>17204835
>>17204839
This is /x/ please go back to /pol/ or /sci/
>In cryptozoology and sometimes in cryptobotany, both pseudoscience, a cryptid (from the Greek kρύπτω, krypto, meaning "hide") is an animal or plant whose existence has been suggested but has not been discovered or documented by the scientific community.

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>>17204835
Yup they usually die pretty quick. Isnt it paranormal this one fully developed till it was shot by hunters?

>>17204845
Shit happens man. I've seen two headed snakes, turtles that survived. Conjoined twins survive. Its just luck and depends on the severity of the mutation/ its ability to prevent it from surviving

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>>17204842
>implying a species of cougars jaws jutting from they're craniums exists

>>17204866
>sees proof
>still denies existence

>>17204835
You're right. It's called Teratoma https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teratoma

>>17204831
And jackalopes.

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>implying a species of rabbits with horns doesn't exist

>>17205007
lmao

its clearly a genetic deformity and has been seen on people and animals alile plenty of times

>>17205053
Weren't those based on a virus?

>>17204763
Fuck no, thats gotta be fake. A chicken? On a cats head?

>>17205246
OMG didn't notice it. please highlight for all to see

>>17205053
>>17205239
Yeah, some kind of wart that grows on their heads and looks like a spike or something.

...there's a documented human in some third-world country with his whole body covered in it...

>>17205251
Was that sarcasm or do you generally get that excited about peoples observations?

>>17205246
It looks a little like a chicken head, but it's just teeth. It's a deformity.

>>17205321
>oh just teeth no biggy

teratoma, or maybe the illuminati dumping toxins nearby

>>17205239
Cordyceps?

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>>17205007
>proof

>>17204762
there is an explanation for this here

iflscience com / plants-and-animals / cougar-bizarre-horn-teeth-head-found-idaho

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Kill it with fire before it spreads!

>>17207432
dude, that's a fucked up gif.

>>17207432
what is that from

>>17207437
>>17209511
You have to be over 18 to post here.

>>17209511
check the filename muchacho. it's from the thing

>>17209511
What is it about /x/ and not reading the filename? I swear it's much worse here than it is on other boards.

looks like it lives near a vinyl plant and eats micky d's errday

>>17205326
deformed animals (and even people) are born all the time. they often don't survive birth so unless you're seeing lots of animal births, you could go a lifetime without seeing this for yourself. it really isn't that big a deal.

>>17209609
If it's creepy or weird, it belongs on /x/. Treat it as a creepy deformed animals thread. We don't have to assume stupid alien bullshit for a thread to go on /x/.

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>>17209538

>>17209732
Did you put this together yourself or did you have your parents help you use a graph maker?

>>17204783
because most animals with serious birth defects die early on in the wild. While we on the other hand usually look out for our handicapped.

>>17210603
>/lit/ smartest
Obviously his teacher.
His parents have to be inbred as well.

>>17210629
>>17210643
Negligible IQs detected.

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>>17209732
>/x/ is lower than /b/ and /mlp/

>>17205053
>>17205311
>>17205239

You are Idiots. This is a Wolpertinger. A
" mythical " creature people invented here in Bavarai/Germany in the 19. century to sell these stuffed animals to tourists, especially to Prussians and make fun of them.

>>17210685
Yes.

>>17210700
I'm disgusted with myself for knowing off hand that no, a wolpertinger has wings and fangs. There, you made me display my knowledge of wolpertingers. I hope you're happy, asshole

>>17204763
>>17204762

I mean isn't this how evolution works? I mean this is definitely a deformity but over vasts amounts of time certain traits from given animals

>>17209732
140 reporting in. I only lurk x.

>>17209609

This, I had a friend that lived on a big cattle farm when he was a kid, they had some real nightmare fuel being birthed by their cows, always still born.

>>17210685

It's like you don't browse /x/

>>17211319
kek

>>17209732
>/lit/ that high

as someone who used to post there, i am laffin

Idaho fag here
I've seen plenty of mountain lions here with weird things on them but nothing ever like this, this is actually kind of freaky

>>17209732
nice forged joke graph fag

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>>17210700
>>17211397
^This
The lack of wings and fangs makes this a Jackalope, not a Worpoltinger

That being said check out the horns on this guy, I don't know how he made it alive so long with that shit on his face

>>17204820
My bad anon
I should have shitposted and dismissed facts
Forgot we're supposed to pretend to believe in absolutely everything posted here and not try and find an explanation for anything.

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>>17209732
>/tg/ that low

>>17211530
>x
Clearly you don't lurk much.

>>17204763
>>17204762
it's just a parasitic twin, chill

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>>17210700
>>17211397
>>17211634

>>17209732
>/lit/
>/sci/
>remotely that high

Do you really think you're an intellectual because you browse those boards? None of the boards are intellectual, this site is a shithole. There are smart and dumb people that browse each board, the only difference is the pretension.

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>>17209732
>all the butthurt replies to this post

>>17210643
It wasn't his math teacher. He forgot to put decimal points before the IQ numbers.

>>17209732
Where the fuck is r9k

>>17213371

They don't even register you stupid fuck.

Now fuck off back to your containment board.

>>17209732
>Implying an IQ test is a 100% accurate representation on how intelligent someone is
>Inb4 lol, butthurt stupid person

>>17209732
>This was totally not made by a /lit/-fag

>>17205239
Myxomatosis

>>17210700
I think you have lost your right to live in Bavaria now.

OP how dare you post this? How will these faggots keep their shitty RP threads going? How will they repost their "spooky photos" for the 10000th time? How will they start magic threads and then divulge little to no useful or in depth information about the rituals and practices? Hey xfags how about you conjure up a more interesting and lively board?

>>17213414
Come on, there is only one Dyatlov thread today.

>>17205007
One does not make a species friendo

Don't worship nature. Make peace with it.

>>17209732
>/pol/
>Not in the negligible category as well

>>17204783
Yes. People can be born with teeth in their brains. It's apparently the remnants of a twin who was absorbed by the other fetus in the womb.

>>17204762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgB0-2vb9HU

>>17204816
Shill.

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>>17209732
This is the best fucking bait I've ever seen. 10/10

>>17204820
>learn how to paranormal

how about you post a thread with something that isn't a previously (albeit seldom) recorded natural phenomenon, then tell us how to "paranormal"

>>17204763
>>17204762
Radiation exposure?

>>17204762
Aside from possibly being an absorbed twin, it could be a tumor. There are certain types of tumors that can grow hair and teeth in weird places, including your brain. Still pretty creepy, even if it isn't paranormal/conspiracy-theory related.
An example: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/07/24/the-indian-boy-who-had-a-world-record-232-teeth/

>>17215467
this anon is likely correct. no shillerino

>>17215104
this isnt fallout faggot

Just so we're clear

>par·a·nor·mal
ˌperəˈnôrm(ə)l/
adjective
adjective: paranormal

>denoting events or phenomena such as telekinesis or clairvoyance that are beyond the scope of normal scientific understanding.

>>17215498
Not that anon, but radiation can cause tumors. I'm not sure if that's likely, but it's not outside the realm of possibility.