I can has Satan plox?

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>>17201637

Satan doesn't exist.

>>17201656
>being on /x/
>believing Satan doesn't exist
ooookay nancy boy, suuuuuure he doesn't. I'm sure all these high ranking officials just go out innawoods and do crazy sacrificial shit cuz they have too much free time right? how about you take a couple more red pills then come back here.

>>17201637
Just become a tantrik. More benefits less soul selling.

>>17201670

No Satan =/= No paranormal

>>17201670
>all these high ranking officials just go out innawoods and do crazy sacrificial shit
citation needed

>cuz they have too much free time right
And drugs

>take a couple more red pills
see?

>>17201670
>only retards allowed

>>17201698
I think they are talking about the Bilderbergs in the woods.

>>17201670
He's right. Satan isn't real.
A lot of stuff people don't generally beleive in is.
But satan isn't.
//satan.exe// is something you can call upon with your brain to get you into/out of certain situations. that's about it. It's a totem you can tap into.

>>17201637

make a pentagram in goat's blood then get a snake and pour its blood on each point of the pentagram(5) finally, sacrifice something/someone who means a lot to you, the stronger the sentimental value the more likely your deal will go through. place it in the middle of the pentagram and call on Satan then state your deal when you feel a presence, it should feel like cold barb wire twisting around your heart.

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visit joyofsatan dot org

itll take time, gods help those that help themselves

>>17201732
wtf

>>17201637
Imagine everyone knew what you'd done to get ahead in life. How would they feel about you with this knowledge in mind?

Now you have a way to get ahead in life without doing something stupid. It's all about reputation.

>>17201637
how the sweet dickin's do u not have info on how to sacrifice shit? O9A literally made and published a book about it.

Look up Order of Nine Angles - A guide to Human Sacrifice, if you're so inclined.

>>17201637
no
well make a circle, write the pact on a piece of paper. always keep the original and sign with blood. your own blood.
instead of making a pact, consider sigil magic.

god is like Hitler: dead.
why did god commit suicide?
was it really suicide? Also for Hitler it is argued.

see.. try sigil magic first.

>>17201718
as long, as enough believe in it, it exists.
a lie, repeated often enough, becomes the truth.
although it does not quite fit, it gives you a clue.

>>17201673

do you have any resources ?

>>17201732
Can confirm, this is a legit ritual.

>>17205378
Well, that's bad news for the angel: >>17202432