How do I ensure my soul goes to limbo when I die. Heaven is too

>>17178731
Call yourself a fetus.

>>17178829
It's called being transaged chronocis shitlord check your fucking privilege

The cats will help you.

Be a virtuous pagan.

You want limbo?

>eternally boring
>surrounded by neckbeards, etc.

Limbo is the better alternative to hell.

>>17178932
shill
but yes call yourself a fetus
but dont actually do it
there must be something behind that

dont be born rich
or else ul find out the govs a snitch
dont go to limbo dude and besides they dont even know if heaven is real and if hell is real

>>17178731
The best you can do is simply take the blue pill and live a "normal" life

basically reincarnation 75%

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>>17179481
shill get out the thread

I would imagine hooking yourself up to machines and inducing a coma indefinitely would prevent your soul from evacuating your flesh thus creating a physical limbo that chains your spiritual host

>>17178829
I was born via C section will that help with me being considered a fetus?

>>17179965
That is something Iv'e considered but I rather avoid stuff that binds the soul to the corpus.

When you die you will see 2 lights
One white and bright
The other is weaker

Go for the weak one for reencarnation.

>>17178731
biblically, you have to masturbate.

>>17180524
>falling for Lucifer's false Saturn meme lights
Don't go towards any of the lights, declare you want to go back to either source or your Star familia.

>>17178932
Anything with that long a title shouldn't be aborted.

>>17182646
Anon want to go to limbo, not heaven