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I need help. I can no longer stay inside my own head any longer.

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I need help. I can no longer stay inside my own head any longer. Literally this mind ducked shot has gotten so bad I can't even explain it. I went out on my porch last night and got the entire neighborhood to go ducking insane by not even speaking. A guy lit a ducking flare in the air 2 doors down in the middle of the night. And the insane part is that it's the only way I could get any if the little pain or.hatred whatever the duck it's called out there. How do I manage my shit better I need like a step by step guide of how to clear whatever the hell is blocking me from joining the normal flow of people. I think I have a big ego. Please god help me
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>>17170516
I would give some insight, but now you got me thinking about that fucking picture
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>>17170516
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>>17170516
stop replacing fuck with duck and i'll help.
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>>17170599
I had a friend who did with. Turns out it was just his iphone autocorrecting fuck for him.
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>>17170598
Go back to tumblr, tumblrfag
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>>17170516
Holy shit, she has massive tits, I would bang her so hard
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>>17170609
Go back to ducklr, duckfag
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>>17170611
*he
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You're insane. Get help.
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>>17170516
ew, please keep groteque away
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>>17170516
Bich complains about people hating on her yet she's a white supremacist :v)
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>>17170516
Dude, calm down, you might need some help, it sounds like you're quacking up.
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>>17170516
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>>17170611
Look at his arms
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First you are egocentrical, but that's not a bad thing. to focus better and calm your mind the esiest way would be to practice yoga and meditation my personal favorite is kundalini. ps is your zodiac sign leo by any chance?
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>>17170516
hmm OPs picture turns me on in ways i didn't know i could be turned on
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>>17170516
Mods should delete this picture, its NSFW and not safe for viewing ever
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>>17171222
Someone's triggered.
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>>17170516
Being borderline Chewbacca myself I can excuse the arm hair as it's a quick shave. The face itself is pretty as well. Tits are great and the freckles are giving a surprise boner. However, the third nipple below the tits and the boils/tumor things on her forehead are deal breakers

Would also smash the Jokerette to the left
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>>17170750
>white supremacist

smd
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>>17170882
Except for the weird hairy clumps on her arms, and that bubbling flesh in her hip, I'd date her.
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>>17170516

Seth MacFarlane has some nice tits.
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>>17170773
kektoberfest
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>I actually look halfway decent in a dress, probably even better with some waxing...
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I cannot take my mind off those hairy fucking arms!
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>But this is America and I don't feel fully accepted unless I expose my disturbing pelvic area too
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>In fact, have a look at THIS! You better like it too or you're a fucking discriminatory shitlord!
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>>17170611
But then you would catch her aids
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>>17170516
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>>17171739
I went to high school with a girl who had this condition. Elizabeth. Cool girl.
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>>17171733
Bitch werewolves are not accepted WTF you thinking? Cover that shit up. She should convert!
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she should get permanent laser hair removal
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>>17171754
it would take a shitton of money and time to remove all of that shit off her skin. also, laser hair removal is not really permanent
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>>17171733
>I have big tits so I can still take half naked selfies :3
>dont hit on me silly boys

She looks like she was dropped in a vat of Grandpa Munster type hair growing potion, it covers her bottom half and she only got splash damage on the rest of her body. Too bad we live in a broken society where its ok to be gross now or she would get her shit at least somewhat fixed.
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>>17171717
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>so fucked up I can't explain it
>proceeds to explain
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Anyone else feel like this is photoshopped?
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>>17171797
I feel like I'm in Love. Deep, hairy, moley Love.
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>>17171784
Wow that's a great point. Maybe If we accepted that being gross was really such a horrible thing, the government would be forced to do something about it. That could have happened during a period of potential enlightenment, but instead we went with the idea that literally everything "is beautiful", which is actually a very destructive concept that destroys the values of many important things.
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>>17171926
The "government"... That is awesome. "...and if elected, I promise, I will put an end to being gross!" (thunderous applause).
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Bump

Post nudes!
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>>17171959
Hairy, moley nudes.
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So why does she look like this anyway? And from the waist down is it pigment or hair??
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>>17171965
it's a birth defect -- she's basically covered in supermoles
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>>17170516
Accept who you are, stop worry and follow your heart. Every Time your about to think about something negative, stop yourself and think of something positive instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPy7GnpudKs
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So no nudes then? I'm curious to see what the pussy looks like.
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>>17170516
That woman has a lot of mud on her.
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>>17171978
she got some tits tho
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>>17170516
Take your meds OP and call your fuckin shrink.
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SOMEONE POST THE GODDAMN NUDES
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>>17171739
yup still turned on, is this a new awakening?
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I wanna put dog ears on you and fuck you like a furry
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>>17170516
that nigga looks like a tortilla shell
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>>17171978
being covered in moles and hairs still doesn't prevent her from being a narcissistic vapid teen whore

0/10 would kill in an instant
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>>17171979
the moles have hair on them jesus christ
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Ciera Swaringen
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>>17170516
why did i just fap to this?
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>>17170516

that witch is so much more /x/ than the jimmy carr with tits and what's with the "i'm the hot one" friend? also pretty sure that baby is being abused on an hourly basis just look at its face.
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>>17170607

Obviously. But you can fucking fix it.
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>>17170611
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>>17171722
>>17171733
>>17171739

Its like a walking cancer cell
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>>17170516
moley moley moley
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>>17170516
Hwo the duck can understand this? I have no ducking idea what OP is trying to say
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>what if gf was a wearwolve
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WANNA CHOP IT UP AND MAKE SOME GUACA-MOLEYYYY
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>>17170516
>>17171722
>>17171733
>>17171739
>>17171978
>>17171979
>>17173360
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>>17171978 I would lick her asshole, anymore,please?
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>>17170516
mmm mmm mmm mmm...
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>>17170516
Howard the duck or Donald Duck or...?
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>>17170516
I'd honestly fuck/date her, but the lower half of her body, man....I'm not very good looking myself, but I just fucking cant.
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>>17173360
I think when god made her he accidentally spilled drops of nigger on her
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>>17176153
I think you are an inbred idiot.
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>>17173360
>>17171979
>>17171978
>>17171739
>>17171733
>>17171722
>>17170516

This... this is a dedicated troll/ruse right? ... this girl doesnt actually exist and look like that... right?

I just.... shes some kind of horrible burn victim if so right?... she wasnt BORN this way was she? her parents didnt RAISE this thing did they?

Just.. i... words....

I'm going to lay down and pretend this isnt a real thing. Its all a ruse.... its all a ruse man
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>>17176715
I don't see the difference anon, your parents kept you and you're retarded.
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>>17176187
See the reason you're wrong is he isn't inbred, this is not the station of his birth. He's from
/pol/ they CHOOSE to be this way.

So very sad.
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Inbreds are taking over!! Good fucking gawd. Living inside your head is actually quite pleasant. Indulging the company from others, seems to be nothing more than a HUGE waste of time. Ideally, being alone is more entertaining than being awkward and judged perpetually by other vermin, swine, pieces of shit that we call "humans."
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>>17170516
Is it wrong that I'd show interest in here just so I can get a chance to suck on those luscious tits?

I'd even be seen with her in public for the opportunity.
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>>17171733
>>17171739
I know you're just shitposting, but do you seriously think this is how she feels about the matter?
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>>17172944
I work in a kitchen and this amused me way more than it should. Thank you.
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>>17170516
quit shit posting.
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>>17170516
Step one: Stop Shit Posting
Step Two: Go to /b/
Step three: Stop substituting duck for fuck
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>>17177060
Uhhhh yes? I'm sure she has an oh-so-supportive mother and "friends" who fill her head with all kinds of modern bullshit thought.

I mean look at these Anons >>17176187 >>17176952 >>17176961. Even fucking 4chan is crawling with these kind of people now. Forget about shame, unless you're a straight white male of course. Then you need to feel shame every second of every day for not loving the destruction of your very way of life.
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>>17171746
>>17170516
What kind of condition is this to become a living cancer werewolf thingy?
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>>17171978
>super moles
but what the hell is going on with her crotch?
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>>17177419
>shaming somebody for a birth defect
>doesn't want to be shame for being born SWM

your logic is inconsistent
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>>17171984
Holy fuck this guy is full of shit.
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>>17177419
both are unhealthy extremes.
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>>17177419
What the hell is happening to this generation? Calling the good bad and calling the bad good? Well you guys are lucky if humanity won't fuck up for the next hundred years.
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>>17177884

>top
>unhealthy extreme

I'd understand if they were roidfreaks, but those physiques are easily attainable with a good diet, decent program, and a few years at the gym. One hour at the gym a day is nothing, you probably spend more time shitposting on here daily.
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>>17177910
woman with muscles is very unpleasant display.
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>>17177945

Your personal preference in women not being met =/= unhealthy
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Whats up with the picture?

What are you talking about?

What do you mean he lit a flare?

What?
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>>17171269
>The face itself is pretty as well.
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>>17177801
Actually, I think it's good that she has the confidence to wear a bikini but now that the pics have gone viral, she either feels much more shame than she would have if she'd just been modest OR she erroneously believes that everyone loves her except a minority of shitlords and is "empowered" by it. Both suck and while it's also fairly likely her feelings onit shift between those poles it would be almost impossible for her to have a realistic perspective at this point.

In defense of straight white men though, let me know when hairy mole girls have contributed as much to society and I'll concede they're the same thing.

>>17177907
Yes, there are fucking terrible things happening to the minds of young people right now. It was bad enough that most of generation X grew up believing that they were special snowflakes only to meet harsh reality but now millenials are creating a "safe space" mentality where not only is everyone a special snowflake (except normal people ofc) but everyone has to VALIDATE everyone else's "uniqueness" or be made pariahs. Generation X learned the truth naturally but what will happen with the millenials is that the standards for being in the hugbox will become so extreme (only fat transgender minorities) that they'll start to be actively hated by all the people who had been fine with them to start with but were just too normal to be special - led by the people who never wanted to be "special" to start with.

Like look at this poor fool >>17177884 >>17177945. He literally doesn't recognize an exceptionally fit woman's body as feminine.
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>>17177907
Agreed. While I admit curves on a woman are nice, but when the hell did fat get mixed up with curvy? People seem to think that just because you want to be fit means you have something wrong with you. These are the same asshats that say "this is natural and healthy" but then complain when they have high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and heart problems. If being fat and having those issues is natural and healthy then I'd rather be an outcast. And if you really think about it fat people will die first in an apocalypse. If zombieland taught people anything it's that the fatties will die first.
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>>17178084
Honestly in realistic apocalyptic situations fat people have an advantage because they take way longer to starve. The fit would need to be all go-getter type A and proactively loot early on, get organized.

Most realistic apocalypse scenarios occur with you being told to remain home under martial law as your energy/resources are slowly lost. Fat people are probably even more likely to snap and go rogue first from carbo crashes.
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Snakes aren't all at the whim of one person, mad he isn't all knowing.
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>>17170750
What are you Native American? Wait another 16 years and you'll have declassified practices you're presently using as ammunition.
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>>17170516
I am having a hard time getting what the fuck you are talking about
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>>17170516
Try TM. Also, if the question was "would I?" the answer is probably no.
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>>17171739
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>>17171722
>>17170516
>>17171978
>>17171979
>>17173360

A human Dalmatian.
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>>17170516
Be patient and listen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix47VIahVo0
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>>17171733
>>17171722
>>17170516
>le seth macfarlane face
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>>17173360
Looks like she's rotting from the ground up.
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>>17177419
What am I reading? Seriously, I don't get what our society is doing anymore. I like food and naps as much as the next person, but a couple hours at the gym never hurts. I think this may be some of that crazy universe slip shit! Way too spoopy for me.
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>>17178040
All a safe space is is a place where people dealing with certain issues can talk to others with the same problems and experiences, sometimes with a counselor or trained professional present, without people *aren't* struggling with it and don't understand barging in and making people uncomfortable or talking over others. Alcoholics Anonymous and cancer support groups are safe spaces for fuck's sake.
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>>17178183
When you're fat your stomach stretches due to likely binge eating, meaning your stomach lining is thinner and more prone to ulcers when you starve yourself. Fats would get fucked quick from twisted ankles and stomach ulcers.
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>>17180508

Tbh
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>>17181527
But campus quads and public parks are not. There doesn't NEED to be a concept like "safe space" because we already have this concept called "personal property"
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>>17181662
I think we're probably just not using the same definition of "fat" here. Of course the truly morbidly obese would be fucked, but "stocky" people would have an advantage over "lean" people.
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>>17181527
Like many terms, mentally stunted people with a victim complex have taken 'safe space' to mean 'social hugbox' that exists everywhere.
They stretched the definition so hard it's being torn apart.

And unfortunately, their temper tantrums are getting them ground to stand on instead of having reasonable people put them back into a day care playpen.
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>>17170516
I have the wierdest boner right now
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OP TRY MARTIAL ARTS and learn how to dance
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>>17178570
wiiizdoooom
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>>17170516
Stop being Such a huge cunt.

My Friend.
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>>17178040
>literally doesn't recognize an exceptionally fit woman's body as feminine.
Neither do i. I find lean muscularity and vascularity to be masculine and unattractive. Same as facial hair, deep voice and other generally male traits. Loved one young lady who was competetive netball player, great looking strong feminine body, face like a young Elizabeth Taylor. ANother girlfriend slim and muscular, not as hot because of that.
Gym bunnies faces look like witches after about 35. Ask them, they know it's always a trade-off between face and ass.
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>>17176952
rekt
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>>17171978
WHY IS HER BOTTOM HALF
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>>17173493
AHAHAHAAHAH
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