Could someone explain this shit? So as i'm leaving work

If you really wanted to know what was wrong with your phone you'd ask on >>>/g/, but since you asked here, this is what you want to be told: "DUDE! It's like alien space ghosts trying to contact you because you are THE CHOSEN ONE!!!"

>>17168505
Very nice faggot, i asked /g/ they told me to ask you fucks.

>>17168509

Free Clue: If everyone keeps telling you that you need to go somewhere else it means no one wants anything to do with you. You're a loser.

>>17168530
You've got issues man, i'm asking for technical/strange experience advice and you unload your angst on me..piss off

Reminds me of this phone call my mum said she used to get occasionally
>late night
>phone rings
>she answers, "hello?"
>HELLO? HELLO?
>what she describes as "warzone noises" in background
>hangs up

Or when she phoned my dad once, and all she heard was "some sound like someone grinding bones between their teeth"

>>17168489

you keep auto dialing the gay sex phoneline where gays photocopy their buttholes and send pic to you

>>17168541
I got no clue what that was but you can try /b/

Is this the first time your phones done something like this?

what kind of headphones are they?

>>17168849
Must be a virus. Your phone has AIDS!

>>17168489
>>>/g/

>>17171694 refer to

>>17168509

Headphones plugged into.the small mm jack cause FM receiver in smartphones to activate I.think you were getting crosswave interference. Or it is a demon.