I had a sleep paralysis and something penetrated my anus.

>>17163607

I've been getting this odd feeling right before I masturbate each night... It feels like a ball of energy between my ass cheeks, like a ghost is spreading them with two fingers or something. It's causing me to question my sexuality, but the odd part is that I don't like it and I always fap to really straight porn.

>>17163622
You need to call an exterminator OP

>>17163607
maybe somebody is drugging you

>>17163622
>I always fap to really straight porn
>REALLY straight porn

>Anusilis Faggotius

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>>17163622
so you're completely sure its a ghost trying to be an anal invader and not a poop?

>mfw

>>17163666
BEGONE SATAN.

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haunted poo

>>17163607
I am sorry. I was trying not to wake you.

>>17163607
I've had the same. I was dreaming and I thought "Wait I've been here before. Exactly like this" and all of the sudden I turned into a baby and a demon stuck his finger up my ass and I woke up crying.

>>17166034
NOT PARANORMAL

seriously tilted now

>>17166064
uh, what?

There was a post about a month ago from an anon that claimed to have a haunted pooper. Anon said it would speak to him/her; say odd names and sometimes the names of other people around him/her.

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/x/ in a nutshell

>>17163607
It happen to me to Anon, that's what I get for inviting a succubus into my house

It's sort of funny now that I look back on it.

>>17163607
Sounds like you're getting some astral BBC from the popobawa

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popobawa

i love that feeling. Except I dreamt snakes were all over my room and I laid in bed and one slithered up my butt. Then I woke up and that feeling was still there. No poop.

>>17166152
dear god

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Are you afraid Op kun?