>Have gas mask I use for Halloween and shit
>Go out with friend one night to mess with people
>Walk to park that teenagers go to at night to smoke and skate, has a large playground in the lower area and a small playground at the top of a hill
>Friend waits in the big playground with his phone pretending to wait for someone for when people go past
>I'm at the top of the hill just standing there
>Texts me when some kids come into the park
>It'sPastYourBedtimeMotherfuckers.com
>Watch them walk up the bottom of the path I'm at the top of, they can't see me
>When they're close enough, start walking towards them
>They see me, don't react for a few seconds then they see the mask
>Break into a sprint
>They shit themselves in perfect synch and run faster than Usain Bolt to a McNugget stand in the other direction
>Still running after them
>Get a cramp after about 10 seconds because I'm laughing so hard
Good shit
Kek. Good on ya bro. Would have been even funnier if they'd kicked your ass.
>breaking news
>boy gets beaten to death by 6 angry kids
>"he chased us, we thought he was a pedo"
>>17150295
I have a similar story
>walking through park with about 15 friends at night
>guy coming in opposite direction
>we part and let him through
>he grabs for one of my friends
>he grabs friends crotch
>WTF.mkv
>friend looks shocked, about to cry
>we're all "hey man, what the fuck are you doing!"
>man just smiles
>we all jump on him and kick the living fuck out of him
>stamps on his head hard as i can
>guy passes out
>continue to stamp on his head
>guys face is fucked up
>pisses himself
>we all run away
>got stoned
>had a good night
Fuck knows why he did it. We pulverised the cunt. I'd be surprised if he didnt have internal bleeding or brain damage, we were hitting him for about 2 minutes.
>>17150295
>In hs volunteer bullshit
>Hiding out in old aircraft museum
>Lights are out in most of it, pitch black everywhere
>One small light by the front door
>Person walks in, looking for light switch
>I'm right in front of them, they can't see me
>Wandering through the shadows, they can hear me walking behind them
>They start to freak out and take out their phone for light
>Still can't see me, I'm a bit too far for that
>They start to walk towards the door to leave
>Make crazy dash across museum floor and duck under plane wing right as I get to them
>They turn around and drop their phone
>It was an iphone, the screen shatters
>Pitch black again, I crouch down and slide his phone further into the dark
>He goes after it, I sneak over and open the door like I just walked in
>He grabs his phone and tells me there's something in there, runs off
>I was the spoop
>>17150367
Do you think this is funny?
>ganging up on one
>beating up when he is on the ground
This isn't even spoopy related, holy shit I came here to have a good time.
>>17150367
15 against 1.
True niggatry
>>17150976
>>17150992
The guy grabbed our friends dick senpai. He was about 40, we were 10/11. He deserved it. Fuckin pedo cunt targeting kids in a park and you feel bad for him? Dafuq?
>>17151071
Retard, you never specified age.
>>17151071
Yeah get stoned with the age of 10/11
>>17151071
>dick senpai
>>17151071
yeah all those random dick grabbers running around. sure nigga.