Dealing with satan

It's possible but don't. It's not worth being damned.

At least you're considering getting some appealing. Imagine selling your soul so you can have sex with a demon?
But as >>17143341 said, don't bother. Your life on earth might be better but consider that if Satan does make good on your deal, you've confirmed you actually did sell your eternal soul. Is a few decades of a super power worth eternal damnation?

>>17143341
What if I used someone's soul instead of mine. What will happen?

>>17143355
You're right but what if I used someone else like my ex or my stepmom?

>>17143392
You might as well sell your own because if there is a hell, you're going there anyway

>>17143327
Demon here. Do it, it'll be worth it.

Hey I'm actually Satan and I am not in the market atm

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Why does everybody try to reach Satan when this guy is the original one who makes deals?

>>17143413
I haven't done anything yet I was just wondering if it will worth it.

>>17143392
Do you really think if the deal were successful, the omniscient, omnipotent Christian God would look at you selling another person's soul and not damn you for all eternity? Besides if you want super powers all you need to do is do a lot of push ups and sit ups and drink plenty of milk