What are your thoughts on elves, /x/?

>>17142630
Dwarves > Elves

>>17142630
They dont want to fuck you. Get your delusional arseback to the otaku boards

>>17142630
They are right fuckable.

I think they should be slaughtered.

>>17142630
A bit holier than thou attitude but not bad once you get to know one. Pretty loyal friends if they like you.

>>17142630
good sources for alchemy ingredients

>>17142665
Dwarf detected.

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>>17142630

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>>17142694
>tfw you will never have an elf hottie to hold at night

>>17142700
Ikr elf ears are great for making laxatives

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>tfw kind of want to meet an elf/fairy/fae but don't want to get fucked with by forces beyond my control

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>>17142769
>You will never take a bunch of pills and fall asleep in a bathtub in the Hotel Cortex

>>17142914
Then let me free you of a pleasant delusion. You're in control of close to nothing. There are eyewitness accounts of people dying by being struck by meteorites, for all intents and purposes a bolt from the blue. Politically you have a single vote, meaning above the most local level your existence is functionally irrelevant. The circumstances of your birth are probably pure coincidence. If not, then Fate is a thing, and any consequence resulting from any of your actions was preordained.

Be certain what you want and then act to grasp it. Worrying about what might happen just complicates matters. Either the result is mere happenstance or THE VERY HAND OF FATE.

That you're reading this, that too is either meaningless chance or intensely significant. You can't know which, so believe whichever you want to. The result is the same either way.

>>17143319
Fuck, I love the fact you're alive.

>>17142630
There's some fucking great porn with elves.
>>17142638
this guy knows what's up.

>>17142630
Elves or fae? Shit like this is often interchangeable in older lore (or m-muh ancient true knowledge), and you need to be specific if you don't want these aspies to shit all over your thread. If you do want them to shit all over your thread, carry on.

>>17143370
You're a fag and so is he.
Can't control that.

>>17143460
Welp, I guess that means there's at least one person in the world who wants to suck my dick and nobody trying to get anywhere near yours.
You could probably control that but pizza is good and jogging is hard, amirite?

They are faithless woodland sprites!

They be little pansy men with their fancy bows and acrobatics. Not a smidge of honor in 'em. I say we storm their gates and split their pretty heads open!

They keep giving green more of them and they take away my Dark Ritual. Fuck you, Wizards!

>>17142630
rape material

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>>17142630
I'm sick of elves, they are always so proud and so hurt because of humans and their "quickness" and crap. Fuck their trees, ancient magic, proud heritage and long lives. Still would bang elven girl/woman, obviously.

Anything else > Elves
Elves are faggots

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>>17142630
They are bro tier, removing orc and dunlendings scum.

True operators that train for thousands of years so they all achieve tier 1 operator status. Imagine if they had guns.

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>>17143770
Lord Dain please

>>17142630

Faes are dangerous and most of them need a fucking bullet right between their eyes.

>>17142630
I'm angry about them.

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>>17142630
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>>17146147
I don't even browse that board but I love that banner.

>>17143319
So... I should go for it? I suppose I could just go into my local woods and introduce myself.

>>17146502
That's better than wondering what if, anon.

>>17144869
I will never stop until these shiny headed yellow bellies are wiped from the face of this earth!! Never again will we be put lower than these perfumed weaklings!! Our women may have beards, but their men have child bearin' parts me laddy

>>17146551
/pol/ here. You mad we elves chucked you with our massive clocks just to show we can?

ARDA IS RIGHTFUL ELVEN CLAY. REMOVE MINES.

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>>17148157
It's spelled Alda

>>17142630
His music was cool, the jumpsuits were a step too far. Hound dog was my favourite. Dying on the shitter is not a good way to go desu famalam.

>>17143319
B..but i..i am burdened with glorious porpoise..