Best of /x/

Got nothing to post Op. Sorry but I'll definitely lurk

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dump of what I have incoming

>>17140407
Curious, why did his grandpa disappear? Or is intentionally left ambiguous?

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>>17141278
Anon, it's creepypasta. You don't gotta explain shit.

Also, my last one story cap, I'm afraid.

>>17141278
Well, he screwed up killing those last victims so he has to disappear from the public eye.

>>17141284
I know, but I was curious to what anyone else thought


>>17141299
What I was thinking

>>17141266
is there a second part or does it just end like that?

>>17141376
just ends, last I checked.

>>17140525
I find this super comfy

>>17141266
thanks, anon. I've been looking for this one for a while.

>>17141266
so this anon just fucked a shapshifter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLxJS8k9pHs

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>>17141284

jesus christ

>>17140525
Great shit, talked to my dad who stayed in Maine for a time and he said meth is a huge problem up there so that explains away some of those but the ones it doesn't...

http://www.creepypasta.com/
http://theholders.org/

>>17141266
Fuck you. That wasn't the end. I remember clearly.

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>>17141263
God damn, I barely got through the first paragraph and that aspect ratio is bugging the crap outta me. I've got two huge as fuck monitors and still, that's too fucking wide for me.... why would anyone do this? That's like my ultimate creepypasta pet peeve (besides the obvious of it being shitty 12y/o bullshit).

>>17141275
This one, too, which I've stuck through before long ago but still... Why make it so fucking wide? I don't even prefer it at grandma size text and that is spanning both my fucking monitors.

>>17140525
This one is over 3x as wide, but it's well over 3x posts wide.

Do you just read it with a magnifying glass? I don't get it. This has to bother other people, too. I have two fucking monitors, and I'm sure most have one (or are on a shitty laptop/tablet/phone). I'm not saying you should cater to every format, but it seems like sticking with a standard of something like 760/900 pixels wide would be helpful. Over the years this has really rubbed me the wrong way, and trust me... lots of these regularly sized caps are from me, so don't give me that "oh hurr durr y u no contribute" shit.

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>>17141284
ive never seen this one, holy shit thank you

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>>17144238
Did you try opening the image in a new tab? If you do that you can magnify the image.

>>17144238
I agree with you, some people screencap things way too wide so I have to scroll sideways to read it, even if there aren't multiple columns of posts within the image like the one you posted. I'm on a 13" laptop and moving sideways every new line of the story is really distracting.

>>17144238
does this continue? is that it? please tell me there is more

>>17140407
Do you just want serious stuff or can we post fun/funny caps as well?

>>17144238
Please tell me there's a part 2? It can't end like that

>>17144734
Right I did some digging and I found the archive with the rest:

http://4chandata.org/x/My-aunt-Vav-does-not-believe-in-natural-death-She-says-that-every-death-happens-as-a-result-of-the-earth-reclaiming-you-be-that-fo-a721236

>>17145238
This thread is it though, doesn't look like Blue came back to tell more or finish...

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Gonna dump some.

>>17144182
Then who was phone?
Tell us

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Anyone knows what happened to this guy?

>>17145497

damn that was really good. So many of these start out good but then get progressively more outrageous and unbelievable but this one was reserved and as a result feels like it could be true.

>>17145615

Did you save this image from the original thread? If you got this from another "best of /x/" thread then someone must have the other thread saved too. It doesn't seem like it would get posted without the results.

>>17145542
>.gif

fucks sake man, spilt my tea

>>17145714
Got it from a thread not long ago. Tried to search in the archives, but they don't date back long enough. Maybe I'll have luck and someone posts the rest.

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>>17145715
I'm gonna post the rest, because they are rare.

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>>17145801
3/4

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>>17145810
Last one.

>>17145818
First cabin memories poster here. Holy fuck, thanks anon, I didn't know there was a continuation.

>>17141266

>stray dog smells blood and goes apeshit
>so spoopy

>>17145818

the monster seems so cliche so.

>>17145573
Pretty good story, a bit disappointed by the ending.

>>17145831
Been looking for this one holy shit.

>>17141263
This gave me the fucking chills

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I'll post some funny stuff to complement the serious if that's good with you guys. Got some recent stuff along with some classics.

>>17146410
dump it, I'm lurking

>>17146622
TOP TIER

>>17146656
It was good, but I'm not a fan of creepypastas

>>17141284
hey this is the story that inspired me to pick up a job delivering pizzas.

>>17146666
Kek

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>>17146670
That was the thread it came from (unless I'm forgetting that it's older). People have to realize that "creepypasta" was always what we referred to /x/ and /b/ creepy stories that ended up being passed around as, not the stupid shit 12 year olds now write about on the creepypasta wiki. Essentially, that's what a part of this thread is all about.

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>>17146684
>Essentially, that's what a part of this thread is all about.

I meant pasta of course, not shit 12 year olds write. Should have reorganized that post.

>>17146697
people were complaining about /x/ shitposters back in 2008? so wait... /x/ was shit all along?

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>>17146732
There has always been content disagreement, just like on any board, but we'd been ravaged by /b/ as well every time Moot fucked with the board for years until we got mods. Now we suffer the permanent damage. Some good came from the lack of mods though at least. Led to some interesting stuff. Not to mention at least we were still a community back then.

>>17146181
Can someone repost this, getting a 404 error for some reason.

>>17147030
Try the archive:

http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/17140407/#17146181

>>17146827
Now you're talkin' ma lingo.

>>17145497
Dude is a fool for falling for the same thing 3 times in a row. Pull yourself together, man.

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I doubt it's amongst the best of /x/, but posting my own story because why not

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>>17145490
Does anyone know what the "people" were in this story? Zombies? Skinwalkers? I want to know more :c

>>17147053
Shows that it has an error :/

>>17146550
kek

None of the joke stories are funny, way to ruin the thread with that shit

>>17147155
Wow...that's some Alfred Hitchcock "Psycho" type shit right there dude...

I'm surprised that the police never followed this one up. I"m fairly certain a missing persons report could be created using details gleamed from school records, also...didn't your school take yearly student photos or anything like that?

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>>17146704

>>17147155
Dude, that's some fucked up shit. Don't care if fake or not. Some good spoops there. Have you tried google map searching for the house? If you know the place well and it must be near a highway of some sort you could track it down, surely? I want closure on this story, dammit.

>>17141278

What I got from it is that he wasn't even really the kid's grandpa, but an escaped convict who had killed the kid's parents years earlier. Makes the sudden disappearance seem less mysterious, as he had no real ties to the place. Might have just kept the kid alive as part of the cover.

>>17145304
Seen the post in another thread a while ago, no one had a part 2 there either so I'd assume not

>>17145509
did anyone ever go check this out?

>>17145615
The guy has done livestreams and posted them on youtube. Just search Drips n Needles and you'll find them. About to skim through now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf-Cl0rGuCg

>>17148831
Thank you, anon!

>>17148854
You're welcome. Pretty interesting stuff. His second livestream doesn't have much more unusual activity from when I skimmed over it. Although, he did at some point make athird head for some ungodly reason. Could be staged with magnets and hiding under a table for the best part of an hour, but I see no point to doing that for so few viewers. Could be legit?

>>17148863
Read the description. He says he didn't like the way drips looked so he made his own. Confirming the guy who made this video didn't even write the creepy pasta

>>17141266
Anon got to fuck a skinwalker
>Jealous

>>17147885
Then don't read them, stupid fuck.

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>>17145542
>.gif

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>>17146595

>>17149817
Fuck off

>>17147377
jehova witnesses im guessing

This thread makes me sad it's not 2011 and I'm not staying up all night writing and sharing stories on /x/ anymore

>>17148977
He also said that the video isn't his, and was surprised it wasn't uploaded by someone else ages ago. I'm sceptical, obviously, but its still interesting.

>>17150056
In order to make /x/ better you have to keep contributing good content. The mods have proven to us that they're not going to help bring content back to a good quality, so we have to encourage people to come back and keep posting. Oldfags either leaving or only lurking for the rare good thread and lamenting the past is what made this place the way it is today.

>>17148977
He's just talking about him making his own irrelevant head due to inspiration. He uploaded the guy's livestream. It's not a "creepypasta" - just another bit of /x/ OC stolen and stuck up on that shitty fucking wiki. The original guy came here back in 2010 and livesteamed for us. He did more than one thread, but Chanarchive's dead and even the Wayback Machine has not archived the full threads.

>>17150185
Yep. Thats what I thought. Still curious about the whole thing, but there's no conclusive end that I've found yet. The first livestream reminds me of the popular ghost vid where a candle suddenly lights by itself. similar kind of subtle spoopiness. Having a dig through my archive of X stories to contribute but it's all shit mentioned before/too many times.

Does anyone have the greentext where a guy is talking about his dad and how his dad made a deal with something in forest during a blizzard so he and his brother wouldn't die but only if it took something from him every winter.

>>17145542
spooped so hard

>>17146443
that's badass, hope that guy puts his skills to use now, like a local vigilante.

>>17145238
>>17145304
Literally just searched 4chan Blue Vav
http://4chandata.org/x/All-right-motherfuckers-its-Blue-Im-back-and-making-a-another-thread-to-kick-off-my-stories-about-my-shitty-fucking-life-so-you-ca-a721910

>>17147127
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>17146827
sounds like an alchemist replaced his brain n some other shit, but not his midsection. Motherfucker must've been in a world of pain.

>>17146831
>he had a red room above his dorm

wonder if he ever heard any screaming? Might've been for the deep web red rooms we all know and fear.

>>17150722
>deep web red rooms
>real

Come on Anon

>>17148314
As far as I'm aware, the police did file the report, but it led to nothing. And nah, we didn't have yearly student photos, everyone is obliged to give one until the end of the year in most schools but I'm guessing she never gave hers.

>>17148715
It was literally the first thing I did in Google Earth, as far as I remember using it. I haven't found anything to this day,just the highway at best.

>>17150803
Man that's freaky. You should start up a new thread investigating it and showing where you believe it is on Google Maps. Make the /x/philes do some digging for you. It's a rare story on these boards that seems pretty legit and I want to know more. Thanks for the good spoops anyhow.

>>17150866
I've thought about doing that, actually. Maybe early on next year?

>>17150877
Please do. I think it'll be an interesting thread worth bumping. I want closure as I'm sure you do too. Maybe even a location and description of your old acquaintance may get some leads going.

>>17150731
:(

>>17150877
As soon as you can/are willing. The more OC on this board the better.

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>>17147127

>>17141284
Welcome to my nightmares

>>17145497
I remember this thread.
That was a good one for OC glad somebody screenshot that shit

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>>17145880
What if it is cliche for good reason

>>17141284
wew lad i almost jump scared reading that

>>17144536
This cat's probably dead now

>>17150866
>>17150904
Alright, I might make one tomorrow delivering every detail I can possibly recall and maps locations.

>>17148996
LOL.The she skniwalker was ready :D
He was lucky that was a female skinwalker.

>>17145542
All those phony gifs I thought I was safe... I'm done /x/ing in the dark for a while

>>17146669
actually pretty good

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>>17151429
You've set yourself up now, boi. New years quality spoopins best be guaranteed...

>>17145542

Would someone explain the second last one?

>>17151863

Nevermind this.
Didn't realize it continued.

>>17145715
I did have nightmares with 2 people roughly that shape like 10 times before I was turned 12. Id be laying in bed and all I seen was a painfully white light and their bodies. The tall one would come and whatever I was thinking sent him off every tI'm he was about to touch me. It would happen a couple times until the bigger one got up next to me, reached over and I'd jolt up.

>>17146636
this is so god damn interesting. Take away the human tendencies of greed, of lusting for power, of conflict, there is just peace.

>>17146636
we would've known if they were truly sentient if it was a team deathmatch, because the bots intentionally killing a teammate would show they truly understood the mutual agreement and the threat to their coexistence.

>>17146181
Was it a vampire? Did op ever post again?

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>>17150316
YO!
I'll look some more in my /x/ folder for some jpgs of it after I eat but here's the thread archive for it.

4chandata.org/x/The-White-Man-a729773

>>17146636
A few years ago this resurfaced on a thread here and people suggested trying it.
We moved to /g/ and got people from there interested on it too. Some guy started setting the server and a stream, but eventually he stoped posting and the thread died. I'm still really curious about it.

>>17146710
what movie?

>>17154197
Hunger Games, I think.

>>17145715
>>17145801
>>17145810
>>17145818
holy shit thank you I've been looking for the other parts for ages

>>17152067
>>17152090
>>17154153
It was confirmed fake tho, I know /x/ is a roleplaying board and all that but some lines got to be drawn

wheres that classic one from /k/ about those european guys exploring that abandoned military installation?

>>17140525
Eastport, huh? Stayed in Lubec for a week once. Didn't get too spooped. Nice place, if a bit dull.

Bump a dump
Keep me scared, bros.

>>17141284
this was a good one

>>17151377
"Determined or not..." is Marge Simpson's line.

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>>17145573
>>17145969
second part of this story for prosterity

Rancid Media?
Man... Is there a "Brief History of 4Chan" source somewhere out there I mean holy shit this website just mills out new trends and shit. This website is like the definition of our age. I mean I could not visit the site one day and be called a newfag for my apparent ignorance of what's going on.

>>17157536
>a reaction image posted under a message from moot
>moot

Yeah, it's bullshit.

>>17144584
open image in new tab
then hit control and scroll down
or hit control and hit the minus key if you don't have a scroll wheel

>>17148827
no, it was proven to be fake

>>17157752
he probably meant mook

>>17157869
What method of proving it was fake was employed?!

Does anyone have the goat man green text where they smell copper and their brother freaks out, and later the goat man comes in their camper?

>>17157658
The armpit shell cluster is awful to read about

>>17157907
iirc somebody reverse image searched some of the pictures and found them elsewhere
still a fun story though

>>17157907
Reverse image search. They're from construction companies and other sources.

Does anyone have the skinwalker greentext? You know which one, the one where they go camping, strange things happen, animals don't make noises, weird sounds and one of the campers weird after disapperaing from a while. Also they see white humanoid creatures.

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>>17157908
It's known as "Anansi's Goatman Story"

>>17157925
You've described every skinwalker story I've ever read. Also BUMP. Keep a decent thread alive.

Someone post Ghost Puncher

>>17157975
I literally asked for that above who you replied to

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>>17158197
I don't see it.

>>17158154
It's already here: >>17146448

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>>17141263
All those unnecessary
>HOLYFUCKINGSHITISHATMYPANTS.exe 's

Killed the spoops completely.

>>17141266
i don't get it

>>17140407
>no greentext

My eyes literally cannot process this.

>>17141284

This was pretty fucking neat.

>>17158926
He fucked a skinwalker

>>17146746

The Hindus are right.

>>17146759
>>17146808

These are the best ones. Short, subtle, and leave more mystery than direct answers.

>>17146669

I wonder how many people do this. I mean, think about it. How horribly could you fuck someone's entire life up by putting on some freaky makeup or a mask and just staring at someone's house until you made eyecontact just once?

>>17146664
That was amazeballs

>>17146697
I would add a fleshlight on carol and fuck her everyday until she starts living.

>>17159912
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, it does nothing but encourage what it tries to make fun of.

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>>17159968
Okay? Thanks for informing me.

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This one always gets me

>>17145509
>>17145542
Why are these gifs?

>>17160540
ones a jump scare the other I think is just a single frame

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>>17145542
>.gif

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>>17160644
>>17149443
It's always good to keep on your toes

>>17141273
i love animal cryptid stories like this

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>>17140407
personal favorite

Does anyone here know whatever happened to that Hobeast OP? The last thread I saw was the one where he talked about the USB with the audio file on it. Is that the last one he did?

>>17146410
This is gold

>>17159510
In highschool i had a friend who would go to the school at 3 in the morning with alternating Nixon and Reagan masks. He would stare intently into the security cams before whipping out his dick and sprinting toward the forest. I think hes a car salesman now or some shit.

>>17141266
>tfw he's probably got skin walker kids

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>>17145542
>gif
Not this time you green faceless fuck.

>>17161953

I can't believe I fell for that gif a-fucking-gain.

>>17146808
there is something unsettling about this one. am i not understanding something?

>>17151429
Where is the thread?

>>17144238
I agree, what is it with people and small text these days? I dont need glasses but I can barely read shit.

>>17146482
>El Psy Congroo

>>17145542
Fuck you

>>17146821
what the actual fuck?

>>17141284

>Pizza place that closes at fucking 9:45PM

That's the strangest part of the story.

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>>17159251
learn how to read properly you fucking cunt, go and cop a book you pretentious, lazy fuck

>>17163352
whoa. chill out buddy

>>17163580
sorry mayne, I was just trollplaying, I find it kinda awkward how small the font is in the 'caps and most of the time I don't read em till the end because of that reasons, sorry for being a cranky asshole anon

>>17151347
>wew
>lad
I kinda wanna call you a faggot, but I also think you're funny

Anybody have the one with the junkies that go camping?

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>>17147377

>>17163981
I have read the chart before. It just doesn't seem like any of those three. The story implies there are rules that the creatures are breaking. Which is why I was so curious. Seems like there was a deal or something between the people and monsters but I am probably just overthinking it.

>>17144238
This is why I don't read creepy pasta. My monitor is about 12 inches wide max. Most creepypasta sucks anyway.

>>17164020
I get the feeling most posters on /x/ nowadays don't know what the word creepypasta means anymore.

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anybody still here?

>>17164108
I'm lurking

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>>17164112
ok, trying to find more stuff in my folders but not having a lot of luck

bumping anyway

what are some great books set in forrests with cabins and skinwalker creatures? these stories want me need for more.

>>17164231
shit I didn't even notice, this is from /tg/ not /x/...but it is about skeletons so still relevant I guess

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>>17164310

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>>17154441
Sorry for posting this late, just found it.

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>>17164319

I'm new into /x/
What should I spect?
>4 years in /b/

>>17164374
The worst.

>>17146438
a cap from a thread I started. Have I made it x bros?

Finally finished dumping half of my folder.

>>17140407
Fuck. Am I the only one who read that in Werner Herzog's voice?
When it turned out to be in Arizona I was pretty surprised. Could've sworn it was in Germany or Eastern Europe.

It wasn't posted here but the Gorp was /x/ as fuck.
Anybody have it? I didn't have the chance to save it.

>>17164231
Did Dark Souls steal this cartwheel Idea?

>>17163981
Nice chart. May use this for a WoD campaign.

>>17164799
The game released in japan ten months later. It's possible they may have added them, but only just. I'm not sure how long it took From to make the game.

>>17164319

unknown vehicle, side profile
>>17164324

same unknown vehicle front profile

where'd you get these?

>>17164456
no you fucking nerd

you get no recognition

this does not matter

go pick up a hobby you fuck

>>17146482
lay off the soy sauce

>>17146482
All I got out of this was that Aussies seriously think they're the only people to use the word "dingus".

>>17146555
>potato ghost

sounds like a spooky spud :^)

>>17165219
I wanna know too. That thing looks rad as fuck.

>>17164101
>s is for shill

not slendy? not skinwalkers? not skellingtons?

whoever made this is a newfag

>>17164059
"CARLOS"

>>17164172
reminds me of that screenshot someone took from a deep web pedo forum about how to get a rid of a body.

For some reason this one didn't feel as terrible.
the other one made me sick to my stomach.

>>17165677
If it makes you feel better it was probably from the same place that lolita slave toy came from, just a fetish forum for sick fucks to write fiction.

>>17163981
What if a shapechanger obtains the form of someone but has an accident which renders them with amnesia? How do you know you arent one

>>17157975
Favorite creepypasta of all time

>>17165736
What if a fleshgait obtains a Goatman's skin?

>>17166741
That sounds like some prime conspiracy material, right thar!
#Fleshgate2016

>>17150494
There has to be more?? Story doesnt end there?? Help?? Does his email work?

with all these good storys i find it odd there is no good horror movie made from content of this.

>>17151500
Would you fuck a male skinwalker if you were a female one? Fuck no. Maybe if you put some pin ups around your campsite the skinwalkers would turn into pin up girls. Someone contact ghost puncher to try this. I bet he'd be fine.