What in the hell is wrong with you faggots? Where is the NOPE

>>17139958
kek'd hard

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>>17139876
he's right guys, fucking /div/ manages to keep a thread going at all times, why cant we?

>>17139988
explain this shit

>>17140021
so last night (27th) /b/ had a thread come up with some coordinates, not soon after two more threads popped up with the same image and different coordinates

all of which pointed to a certain spot in Frederick, MD.

I dont know exactly what happend, but apparently the exact location the post pointed to had a shooting right after, and anons that live that town said they could hear sirens right after they saw the post.

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>>17139988
Double dubs of truth, anon.

>>17139876
A skinwalker? Do they normally look like shadow wolves?

First time I've seen one with that

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Not paranormal in the spooky sense, but still fucked up.

>>17140086
That's like the legit Native skinwalker. Dude who murdered a blood relative and got nasty powers and can turn into an animal by wearing its skins. Bad juju witchcraft and shit, I imagine you see less stories of that because there's less natives around and less people know about it.

The other thing everyone calls a skinwalker is something else or a bastardization of the old version.

>>17139988
the double dubs have spoken

>>17140034
I live about an hour from there. Think it's worth checking out?

>>17140108
You're damn right. Green text it.

>>17140108
Some anon said police blocked of that area and aren't letting anyone through, if you cant get through then at least take as many pics as you can

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>>17140156
If i get there and is just that fucking electrical box, I'm gonna be pissed.

>>17140213

Don't get your hopes up. Then the disappointment will be more tolerable.

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>>17139988

http://fgts.jp/b/thread/659789857

http://fgts.jp/b/thread/659784312

>>17140101
I thought the other one was like a wendigo or something like that

>>17140034
Post the coordinates

>>17140392
wendigo is something else. Evil ass spirit that likes to take over people who indulge in cannibalism.

>>17140499

in the pic here
>>17139988

>>17139958
I just feel so bad for the dog

>>17139975
dude....

>>17140392
The one that get associated with mimicking humans (but only phrases they have heard) and trying to lure people into forests is called a fleshgait. The Navajo creator that can take the form of creatures it has a skin of is a skinwalker. The one that mimics humans well joins large groups of people, and brings a stench of copper, but isn't necessarily a violent creature is a goatman.

>>17139988
Shit, I saw that thread. Should have checked it out.

>>17140055
Right back at you

>>17139958
>with an impressive amount of force
That got me m8

>>17147134
Been reading too much /x/ if you cockblock yourself like this

>>17139958
the defcon 2 got me chucklin then homeless man fuckinghis dog got me laughin, then the mfw got be to fucking kek

>>17139958
kek

>>17140098
dat mfw

>>17139930

Actually pretty good

>>17140098

Fuck

>>17139958
Paahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>17147147
whooooo! always gives me the willies.

aaaand its dead

>>17139876
I actually have a spooky nope story that happened to me recently, anyone interested?

>>17148139
sure, let's hear it

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>>17148152
Alrighty, I'm still calming down honestly, even though it happened a week ago


>Be NEET
>Playing vidya until 6 AM as usual
>It's about 2:55 AM, and I get a rumbly in my tumbly
>I tiptoe past my mommy's bedroom to get to the kitchen
>I have a bunch of leftover tendies I had been saving for midnight snackies
>On the way, I hear a slight purring sound behind me, I assume it's my housecat, Tickler the Midnight Pickler: of the Dark
>Turn around and there is nothing there, assume the cat scampered away
It still spooped me a bit so I wiped the sweat from my forehead and got up the courage to tip toe through my living room
>I get to the living room and I see Tickler the Midnight Pickler: of the Dark in the fucking corner
>ohshitnigga.jpg, it's about to be real
>I start looking all over, but quietly so as not to alert my mom that I'm up past me bedtime
>I see nothing but the cat
I wipe my forhead intensely and continue into the kitchen
>I open the refridgerator
>tfw no tendies
>no fucking tendies anywhere, I ripped the fridge apart (on my tip toes) and they weren't anywhere you guys
>I checked beneath the string cheese sticks, ripped apart my gogurts, looked inbetween all of my MD gamerfuels
>Fucking Nothing Jesus Christ Have Mercy This Is How I Die
At this point I was starting to lose it, I was fucking terrified
I wiped the sweat off of my brow, back, chest, and both inner thighs
>I hear the most terrifying thing I've ever heard in my life
>"What are you doing up past your bedtime? Go back to sleepy weepies"

cont.

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>>17148204

>Oh shit, thats a fucking -5 GBP
>I look around to beg my mom's forgiveness, but I don't see her anywhere
>around this time, I hear a purr behind me again
>turn around
>Tickler the Midnight Pickler: of the Dark is still in the living room, and decededly not behind me
>I wipe up a puddle of my sweat off the kitchen floor
>I whisper "Mama-san, wherefore art thou?"
>no fucking response
This is when I heard the most terrifying thing I've ever heard in my life you guys
>"Top kek, that's a real nice meme deck you got there Yugi, but wait till you see my deck"
>something whispered somewhere near my ear "...It's bigger than yours"
It was in my own voice
>I turn around and see a extremely fat shadow about 5 feet in front of me, I can't make out the features, but it's breathing deeply like it has asthma as bad as me
>I waddled the fuck out of there with only 2 string cheese sticks in hand, and swiftly tip toed past mommy's room into back into the basement
>I hid under the covers for 3 hours until the sun came up
>Wondered how in the world something could have heard my private conversations on an erotic Yugioh RP server
>remember all the skinwalker stories on /x/ and it begins to make sense
I thought I was safe from skinwalkers inside, but the fucker replicated everyone in the house and ate my chicken tenders
Still owes me 5 GBP

Happened a few hours ago at 7 AM.

>Sleep
>Suddenly hear a door open, lights on, some footsteps
>Think it's my sister waking up for whatever reason
>hear someone outside my room because the door out is nearby.
>rustle throughout the house so I wake up, tell her to make less noise
>all the noise calms down as soon as I stand up
>whatever, I'm up, might as well say good morning
>pen door, still dark as fuck
>dark as fuck
>DARK
>no one there
>whatever, maybe she's already gone
>go to the toilet, knock on the door
>no one
>no one's been to the bathroom at all
>I'm starting to get nervous
>the fuck, I swear I heard someone move in the house, heard the lights go on on the switch
>knock on sister's room
>half asleep mumbles
>she's still sleeping

What the shit happened? I'm only living with my sister, no one else at home.

>>17148234
Ur sister's boyfriend scampered off mate

>>17148239
I was awake till 3 AM or something. If he was ever here, he would have been past 3 and before I woke up. Plus she's single as far as I know.

I got other stories. This house is old as fuck and I'm pretty damn sure there's paranormal stuff here.

>>17148259
do tell

>>17148269

This one happened about 2 years ago. I remember it well because it was the creepiest moment I've been in while in this house.

>early morning
>get ready for classes like usual
>dress up, go to bathroom
>oh shit, bathroom occupied
>whatever, wait around
>notice something strange in the corner
>look better
>the darkest motherfucking spot I've ever seen
>It was so dark, l got creeped out and turned around to open the fridge and grab a drink
>turn back, the dark spot is gone
That was before I really got interested in paranormal. I can say this is what really got me into research and apparently these dark silhouettes or spots are quite common "ghost" sightings. It was so unsettling I literally remember sweating.

>>17148269
seconded

>>17148269
>>17148296

Another story that also got me creeped the fuck out.

>be at PC late at night
>notice something with the corner of my eye
>turn, nothing of fucking course
>whatever, back to PC
>suddenly feel a palm on my back, like a really gently tap
>literally yell and jump off my chair
>checked my back every few minutes

It's such an eerie feeling. It didn't feel like a hand as in, it wasn't cold or warm, more like an incorporeal form touching you. I clearly remember how it felt even today.

>>17148310
feed me more stories

>sitting on toilet in the middle of the night
>next to the toilet is a vent which is exposed to the basement stairwell and is easy to hit
>dead silence for a while besides whatever noises I'm making
>start jacking off
>suddenly the vent starts banging for a good 4 seconds or so
>stop jacking off, too spooped, though I assume it's my dad coming up the stairs since he sleeps in the basement
>more dead silence until I leave
>turns out dad wasn't even home
>tfw ghost catches you masturbating

For the sake of being drunk, and being in the general mood to share a story, I suppose i'll tell you guys about the haunted house my family and I lived-in.

>Be 5 or some shit
>Live with ma, paw, and sistuhhh
>Living in upstate NY, (NYS)
>Nothing can go wrong, nice house, good family
>Then after moving in, about a month-in
>TV's turn on and off, radio, electronics jumbly fumbly
>5AM and ONE TWO THREE FOUR HAPPY DAYS
>Hear people walking around in the attic
>Cousin and aunt come from VA to visit, he's 8
>wakes-up crying the first day saying some "old man" was staring at-him through the doorway
>they leave after the door slams while they're sleeping abruptly, at like 3AM the next morning
>final straw was when the stove turned on
>caught washcloth on fire

We'd moved out the same night. My dad and mom ended-up getting our furniture and belongings the day after. My parents, nor my sister ever talk about it anymore. I still live down the road from the house to this day. I hear the people living there still deal with some oddities occasionally.

>>17147265
>elderly, frail

Yeah, sounds like he really missed an opportunity there

>>17139876
Fucking first post and he can't keep it straight between cousin and uncle, what a chilling story, there's no way this one's made up.

Ok I posted this 5 minutes ago in some "Have-you-ever-seen-an-alien-?"-thread;

I don't know actually. Mabye I did or mabye it was just hallucinations.

>10 or 11 years old
>camping with my family
>some place in sweden
>we slept in a forest near the sea
>one day my mom wakes me up early in the morning
>ask if i want to go for a walk with her and dad
>i said no
>couldn't fall asleep again
>after some time i hear a sound
>really loud and wierd, i can't even describe it
>starts to see shadows around the tent
>i don't hear shit though
>something leans againts the tent and begin to "swing"
>i cry and scream
>it stops
>now i saw many handprints on the tent
> i see something in the "window" of the tent
>but not very clearly, the window was small and also it had mosquito net
>i see a red creature with yellow eyes looking down on me
>it had a blank stare and the movements were stiff
>now something starts to lean on the tent again
>i do not remember what happened after, i think i was laying still and screamed for mom and dad for like 15 minutes
>everything stopped
>i waited
>nothing happens
>i ran out
>didn't see shit
>was looking for my parents
>didn't found them
>went back to the tent
>i took a tennis racket and screamed that i was not afraid and that i would kill them
>i do not remember how long i sat there
>but after some time i heard that wierd sound again
>i ran from the tent again
>this time i found my parents
>they noticed i was panicking
> said i had a nightmare
>they believed me

We went home the same day. I have never told them anything about this. But I remebember when they were packing up they noticed that one "stick" ( I do not know what to call them, but they hold up the tent) was broken. I thought it was because of the "alien" that leant and swung on the tent. And also I had nightmares for days after this. I was always paranoid. Back in the days I really thought it was aliens, but now I don't know what happened or what I believe.

>>17149204
Can someone please explain this

>>17148623
I go to college in Potsdam and I assumed everything in Upstate NY is haunted. It just seems like the place to be if I was a ghost/demon.

>>17148848
the older the berry the sweeter the juice B)

i'll give it a go i guess

>be my mom
>pregnant with me, 19
>home alone bc my bio dad (Lee) and my uncle (John) were at work
>bullshitting around, doing odd chores to pass the time, but she's pregnant as fuck and its summer so not much is getting done
>decides to play the radio while she does the dishes

okay the house they lived in at the time was basically a rectangle. door in the middle of the rectangle, two windows on each side of the door. there was a 'foyer' which was basically a short hall that led directly into the kitchen. on the left of the foyer was the living room. the dining room was beside the kitchen and connected with big open doorways. to the right of the foyer was another hall with a bathroom and a bedroom to the right, and two bedrooms on the left. at the end of the hall was a closet. hope that makes sense, this is important.

>so she's washing dishes and listening to music
>sound of screen door opening
>too early to be john or lee so who tf
>the deadbolt turns
>oh ok must be one of the guys
>sound of thick wooden door slightly too big for the frame creaking open
>hey what do you want for dinner?
>no answer
>turn around, look down the hall
>hey did you-
>nothing there, door locked and deadbolted
>what.jpg
>ok must be crazy pregnant woman hormones
>she's spooked a little
>not the first time shit llike this has happened though
>decides to finish the plates and then leave the rest for later
>turns the radio down so she could listen for any other weird noises
>she's mostly calm now thinking shes just hearing things
>then she feels a puff of warm air touch the back of her neck
>felt kinda wet
>wait
>somethings breathing on the back of her neck
>she whirls around
>nothing there
>sits outside for an hour alone until my uncle and dad get home

i have more if you want