How to Disappear Completely

I love walking in the woods and fields at night

Get a boat

>>17135403
Fire

>>17135403
I think I recognize this girl.

>>17135403
That there, that’s not me
I go where I please
I walk through walls
I float down the Liffey
I’m not here
This isn’t happening

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Just jump down a very deep hole. It's easy.

>>17135721
Ah! you just reminded me of that guy who got stuck in that hole and died upside down...fuck spelunking.

>>17135406
This

>>17135403
Once, I found mannequin parts in the forest. They were arms and legs, mostly. Somebody had arranged them in a half-circle and in the middle placed a small, wooden chair. I was too afraid to take a seat.

>>17135403
>stranger danger
>young girl in motor vehicle
>kidnapper bragging
Alert the feds! Alert the feds!

>Bring a gun
>Shoot
>Jail for 100 Years

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>>17135403
But I have promises to keep

what are you saying

I feel a little better.

They found your sweater.

>>17136778
She's a wood sprite now.

>>17135406
>be years ago
>walk almost nightly in the deep woods in the pitch black, can't see a thing
>occasionally hear something move heavily around nearby
>repeat this almost every night
>not even spooked in the least
>now, in the present time
>get seriously spooked by thinking back at that and wondering what might have been wandering around in there with me

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>>17135708
Underrated post

>>17136749
And miles to go before I sleep.

>>17135734
Nutty Puddy

There is no feeling greater than walking through the woods on a winter full moon.
Everything is so bright and peaceful, good times.

>>17135403
>how to disappear

>close eyes? Use a blanket and don't move when someone walks in

>You will never stumble across a body in the woods and caress its pallid skin. ;_;

You can disappear on your own if you want so why posting here you unsufferable faggot

>>17140429
OP was obviously referencing the title of a Radiohead song, you uncultured swine!

>>17135403
frost was a emo fggt

>>17140654
>uncultured swine
>pleb-tier band
GTFO

>>17135403
Like you made that Oxford comma disappear?

>>17135403
Take small submarine rigged with explosives and descent into the darkest parts of the ocean.

>>17136981
The fact that someone is able to do that boggles my mind too
Walking alone in the dark forest seems like a really terrifying but maybe im just a little faggot

>>17137103
that's the one...what a horrible way to go.

Why is this guy quoting radiohead song titles in his subjects

I've seen like 4 of these threads all with radiohead song titles as the subject

My edge meter is going crazy in this thread!!

>>17141698
Because you're here.

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What's the weirdest thing you've found in the woods?

ask maura murray

>>17141875
An ancient petrified nigger penis

It was awesome

>>17142155
Was it magic?

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What's the weirdest thing you've left in the woods?

>>17141875
corruption
>>17142331
a candle

>>17142344
What was the candle for?

>>17142360
guiding the way
i had stopped by a rock, when it was put out and some animal (?) attacked me
i ran away

>>17135708
Ayy, I was thinking the same thing.

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Please, share.

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>>17141875
a treehouse

>>17143069
Did you go in there?

>>17143039
Source on all these gifs that don't move your posting

>>17140912
>uncultured swine
>god-tier band
GTFO