Pls read my future /x/

>>17132906
youre gonna die, amirite?

Lauren will disappoint you, and May, Porter/Potter will cause problems.

One of these is not like the other.

you have the powers of both the light and the dark side. may the --- neutral be with you

>>17132906
>>17132906
You will obtain a 4th ring

>>17132906
Something will happen to you soon

>>17132906
There will be bountiful penises in your future, like an all-you-can-eat buffet of anal sex and blow-jobs.

Okay, let's see heeeeereohhhhh man that's not... That's... Um...

Well, how about I answer your question with a question? Are you particularly attached to your left hand? Because, um, well... You might want to invest in a prosthetic, is all I can say. Or a 3D printer! Those are cool, and you can use them to make nick-nacks for all your friends until the acciden- Uh, I mean. Er... It'll be a wise investment, let's just leave it at that.

>>17132906
palm reader here. you'll see steady returns off your silver investments.

>>17134283
God, how do you ignore the visions of severed-

I mean, uh, yeah, what this guy said! Those rings will be worth quite a bit more than you paid, and if you sell them you can afford a 3D printer! Which I'm definitely not suggesting you buy because of impending arm-loss! Yup.
... Also, make sure your auto-insurance is in order.

>>17132906


Yep. You gonna die.

>>17132906
You have no future because you didn't study well. Go finish college anon.

>>17132906
You're gonna browse 4chan

>>17132906
One day, you will wake to find a man with a horsecock in you bed. The only thing that will prevent him from making sweet love to your tender butt is to cry "Awaken, my masters!"

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This is your life line: according to this, you are already dead.

a crow will shit on your head
nothing more interesting in your life

>>17132906
>3 rings
>on a dude

Youre on the path of the wizard

I predict that you will soon stop wearing so many rings

>>17132906
i only can see fag thing on your life, op... im sorry.

>>17132906
Rings suggest you will become an faggot.