Midnight in the Desert with Girl Noory

time to shitpost and trigger them

is it true that shes doing the show from arts house?

>>17122428
How else would he suck on her toes while inhaling the delightful scent of her fish taco?

>>17122478
wat

I can't do it.

>>17122428

She lives in Art's guest house she mooching of him in exchange for playing with her Wookiee hole.

IT'S ON

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I grew up listening to Art Bell. Not every show was grand, but it opened me up to listening to other ideas that I would not have been exposed to . I really don't care if he is a liar or fucking Heather. What I DO care about is how awful the show with Heather hosting has become. Having her just take calls from a certain group that only wants to praise her for something she has NOT EARNED YET is heartbreaking.

Jesus, this is weird.

Art hasn't left his house in weeks.

We're tired of hearing about Art "BS" Bell.

Fuck Art

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Did she masturbate all night?

>>17122859
>Having her just take calls from a certain group that only wants to praise her for something she has NOT EARNED YET is heartbreaking.

The word I'd use is infuriating, not heartbreaking

LOL

"What you have to do is focus on what people do and not what they say."

No shit, GirlNoory.

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>Got a hot tip for me, Humie?

Art appears to be an extreme narcissist. And it looks like he managed manipulate these other people into contacting the police for him.

Poor, poor Art. Always the victim.

>Lel no police reports because I made the call guys

Is there no bullet she won't take? See you guys in the Hoagie thread.

Careful guies. Ballgag is screenshotting every thread here

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>>17122893
She taking more than bullets, senpai.

who /sandra/ here?

The local NPR station said that the case was closed by police due to lack of evidence.

I can't pay attention to her. Is it just me?

>>17122898
Just cuckdelo. No one else here gives that much a shit

Bah, not listening to this shit

>>17122911
Not just you. I usually shitpost here until call ins, then I'll listen for an /x/phile call.

>>17122916
literally the ugliest cat ive ever seen

>>17122912
I hate him so much. I don't see how he's tolerated over there.

>>17122916
Someone call in later and ask her if she throws birthday parties for her cat. If she asks why then tell it that's just what women who are still single when they hit forty do and you wanted to know if she does too

>>17122911

Me either, she's on Noory autopilot. Barely engages, doesn't really have conversations. Makes it really difficult to listen.

This guy sounds like a retard.

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>>17122919
me neither, just a quick glance at the butthurt before going back to anything but this shit.

>>17122934
Thank you. keep us safe /k/.

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>>17122934
>that trigger discipline
eggsalent

>>17122934
Called the fbi for that one!

>>17122944
kek honestly /x/ has probably been giving that nigger jew mv way more traffic than normal.

>>17122953
he seemed pretty happy about all the traffic during the emergency-omgartquitsocialmedia-gabcast.

>>17122300

art posted trying to sue us

>>17122970
That and the 5 min e-cig segment sealed the deal of I don't give a fuck. I love how he laughed at bellgabbers being called ballgaggers.

>>17122979
i enjoy him basically telling everyone to fuck off because he wouldn't delete posts that hurt feefees.

Er a er

MV finally snapped at Lasha a few days ago. Called her fat and irrelevant and told her that her uncle molested her.

>>17122975
If that's really Art then he's fucking retarded.

>>17122993
who the fuck is MV or Lasha and why the fuck should I care?

>She was later found to be faking her ability to levitate
>but her earlier displays of levitation were totally legit

I have levitated.

I'VE GOT A HOT TIP FOR YOU, AMY!

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IT"S AMY TIME!!!

>>17122979
bateman mentioned that, i actually like that guy too

>>17122944
That's why its unbearable posting on a forum where everyone is expected to suck Arts dick.

>guy accidentally robs a bank
What state did she say it was?

>>17123028
Arts dick AND Heathers tits.

>>17123024
Bateman's a cool guy.

>>17123024
He seems alright, he has good show. He really should have gotten an opportunity to host the show.

>>17123045
This nigger doesn't even know about lulz.

This is Amy's last night to read the news. :(

>>17123060
Wut?

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>>17123060
she quit?

>>17123047
I think it's a good thing he's not going down on the Artanic.

>>17123045
That nigga must believe George Noory and his bosses are behind all the shenanigans. They just cant admit that Art is a quitter, a flake looking for anything to give him an excuse to quit his show.

Yes Gunderson was murdered because he got too close to the truth.

Clubfooted, levitating, pius, failed cobbler from Cupertino.

Cool.

>>17123060

you best be joking nigga

>>17123081
Oh no you gonna get sued with the rest of anonymous.

Heather and the guest both have the giggles.

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>>17123090

>>17123097
Maybe Art is the one to finally stick it to legion. Maybe, after all the horrible shit that 4chan has been involved with, talking shit about Art is the last straw.

>>17122994
It's probably not Art but he's definitely got Art's typing style down.

>>17123092
The guest can't believe he's actually on the air peddling this bullshit and that Heather is dumb enough to believe it.

>>17123109
I agree with you. How many people do you think he's actually threatened to sue?

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I bet this nigger won't even mention Simon Magus.

>>17123066
Yeah, probably for the best. The network is also only continuing because of Art's new fuck toy.

>>17123112
She should just have /wicky/ on as a host.

>>17123124
I meant guest. Or hell let wicky host. Make it a negro spiritual show

>>17123118
Art seems like a drama queen, so I imagine quite a few.

>>17122916
Quick, one you magnificent bastards do some forensic work and see if any of this matches with previous photos taken in Art's home.

>>17123136
Oh fuck. great idea anon. gonna look for art bell cat pictures now.

This guest sounds like he's high

>>17123136

he has a lot of cat pix the cat would be easier to match up the cat since it's probably one of his.

Guest sounds like an /x/phile caller. I keep waiting for her to dump him.

>>17123168
Callers would be more interesting than this stoned dingus.

All right, enough is enough. You trolls had your "keks" and "cucks" (whatever that means) during last night's show. Leave Heather alone and let her do her show in peace for the people who actually want to listen. Noory's show is about to start, so you can go listen to that loser you all are so obviously fans of.

>>17123156
the nose and cheek markings should be a dead giveaway

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too high for this shit

Someone contact avon about this faggot.

The real cuckdelo would never say "cuck". He just goes kek kek senpai.

>>17123177
>anons on some image board regulates and dictates what a host does
lel...wtf are you talking about, 99.6864567% of her calls are asskissing

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Checking in you keks and ballgag cucks. Miss any good shit yet?

jesus, i fucking hate that woks wong poster.

>>17123197
did you catch last nights show?

>>17123197
You're missing absolutely nothing. This is the worst show Heather has done so far.

>>17123206
Didn't listen but lurked the thread a bit.

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>that nose hair whistle

>>17123215
Had anon get in like 3 times. Good times. Tonight is boring as shit.

>>17123213
I can already tell. This dude sounds drunk as fuck and not even in an entertaining way.

>if anyone has had an experience of levitating call in

It's like heather don't even want ballgaggers to call

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Tall women with short hair make one part of me levitate.

The Dead Kennedys

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>>Don't you mean a 4chan caller who should be committed?

Reading ballgag freak out is the only reason I come to these threads anymore. They are niggertriggered over there between the art bell thread and the mitd thread.

Levitating is easy, you just have to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Missing is the tricky bit.

>>17123256
nah shits dead over there too

>>17123269
It's almost like they're trying to bait /x/philes back because they've realised how shit their board is when it's just them.

>>17123256
Got any gems you can share from the geriatric chimpout over there?

Well this is boring we should just do this on friday night open lines from now on.

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>>17123276

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So anyone got any cat's to compare this one to? google is giving me nothing.

>>17123293
God damn those faggots are retarded.

>>17123293
nigga should be pointing out that avon ad violates their practices while he's at it.

oh wait, that's a ballgagger so he's exempt.

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i cant wait to wish hoagie a merry christmas later tonight

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>>17123293
>get a life chimp
>racism is wrong and against the rules
who is this retard?

so Art has seen heather glow?

>>17123302
Niggaz should be pointing out that a grown man is shilling Avon on this shot. How fucked is that guys life?

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At least some of these guys are calling retards out for being delusional

>>17123316
>>17123318
typical ballgaggers friends.

Now Heather glows

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She probably just had a blacklight on in her room.

>>17123315
He probably celebrates Plutonian Festivus... wish him that?

Ha ha. We sure got you fags to support Heather's show. Every listen is another success.

>>17123315

i love babymetal, and ladybaby

>>17123327
glowing cheetoh dust.

>>17123317
the afterglow of sex tbqh

>>17123327

heather "spunk face" wade

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>>17123322
That Chronaut dude has an unhealthy obsession with mouth-breathers and neckbeards. It's almost as if...

>>17122323
You killed art u piece of Mexican shit

I am a bellgabber.
There are plenty of bellgabbers here.

We speak the truth here, there is no post history to quote.

>>17123357
whats up YP, you British fuck

>>17123357
Orly? I have it on good authority many gabbers are documenting and archiving FULL THREADS from 4chan for future legal reasons.


or they're idiots, i forget which.

>>17123357
You need to lurk moar, faggot.

Only the Beatles stereo albums are available for streaming! >:(

she needs to stop ragging on art like that

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>>17123371
We know it's the second one.

Last night we had a high turnout with over 60 unique posters. When Art was hosting we regularly had between 45-55 even if the guest was shit. Now there's only 28 here and the show is half over.

It's over.

>>17123385
I think the impending USA USA USA holidays have something to do with that too tho

>>17123383
We do, but sometimes it's fun to encourage them. Like a terminally ill toddler with a fake vacuum, you just let him think he's actually accomplishing something.

girl noory is girl boring

>>17123385
The old art threads didn't have ballgaggers shitting the place up either. It was good discussion about the show back then.

you guys are some real spoopy alien lovers, mountain dew chugging mouth breathers who love to fixate on bellgab a little too much, like a really petulant child, stamping your foot over and over

bellgab 4 life
mv 4 life
praise MV

>>17123385
It's because we all know who the star is tonight... fuck 90mins more.

>>17123409
>kek kek senpai

>>17123387
Trump's birthday?

>>17122323
How's your kid doing?

>>17123397
The old Art threads had Art. There's no useful discussions to be had regarding Heather, she's terrible and is still booking awful guests. What more is there to say?

what happen to based sandra?

>>17123423
She doesn't listen to Girl Noory. She only listens to Hoagland.

>>17123423
She probably shot herself listening to this bullshit

RIP my queen

>>17123397
/x/ had a great knapp thread sun night.

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>>17123409
then you should leave and enjoy your sandbox

Coast is on...

Guests: George J. Haas, Joshua P. Warren
First Half: Founding investigator of The Cydonia Institute, George Haas, reports on evidence for a new geoglyphic formation found on Mars.

2nd Half: Paranormal Investigator Joshua P. Warren will discuss the many fascinating tales of Christmas including those who believe in Santa Claus, actual Santa sightings, reports of elves and trolls, and how to tell if your Christmas gifts are actually cursed or possessed. Joshua will also reveal new evidence on why paranormal activity increases around the holidays.

>>17123409

MV actually sounds like a decent guy... It's funny how ballgag is just a adsense and ecig farm for him now though. But i run ad block so im just wasting his bandwidth and contributing nothing

is she goin to go to calls?

http://othersideofmidnight.com/wedthu-dec-24-open-hailing-frequencies-christmas-special/

>We’ll be decking the halls, mixing the nog and hanging our stockings with care, on the next edition of Other Side of Midnight.

>Jolly ol’ Santa Hoagland and his merry band of helpers have lots of goodies and surprises in store, whether you’ve been naughty or nice — or still can’t quite decide. We’ll be taking your calls and spreading good cheer to everyone on the planet – and perhaps, beyond.

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>>17123450

Horrible mitd tonight.

>>17123436
Damn, missed it.

>practicing levitation on a trampoline

>>17123456
id like to smash scott's face in scalding pound cake half baked, straight from the oven and hear his old man voice scream as his vocal cords singe with napalm-cakebatter

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>pilots saw a monk flying

>>17123445
>>implying the posters actually contribute anything

>>17123459
I don't know what that anon is talking about - the Knapp episode recently sucked.

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>finger levitation with children

>>17123490
Even if it was shit you have to admit it's better than the rest of the shit radio we've had the last week, except maybe last night's open lines.

>>17123188
Where does it say he can't advertise on radio programs?

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>>17123519

>>17123519
There's a couple sections on their website that prohibit it. I'll check for them.

>>17123531
Yeah, that's what I pasted the other night. It's from a policy PDF on their site.

Google 'avon advertising policy' to find it if you want.

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ABORT, DEY ON TO US

debofnight.andcouriser.com

Better late night host.

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Better host.

>>17123548

why would we abort? that was their mothers job and they failed.

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>>17123430

I don't know any Sandra.

>>17123550
Last night proved Heather could do that type of show if she'd stop taking this shit seriously and just go with it.

>>17123548
Kek. I already have the post screencapped and archived.

>>17123430
She returned to the homeworld whence she came. Her time with us was brief but glorious.

>>17123558
>I don't know Sandra

calls coming up my niggas

>>17123571
Nope, can't do it.

>>17123558


i hear its her birthday..

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>calls
nb4 8 calls saying how much they LOOOVE Heather

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>>17123560

I HAVE EVERY BELLGAB POST CALLING ME NAMES SCREEN CAPPED AND ARCHIVED!... OUTTA MY WAY BELLGAB.. JUS THAT SIMPLE.. GOD HAS MORE POWER THAN U !!

SOO.. BELLGAB .. THAT MEANS U NEED TO GET THE HELL OUTTA MY WAY CAUSE ITS WAY OVERDUE THAT I BECOME A MULTI-BILLIONARE NOW :-)

KEEP ME POSTED /x/

im gonna try to get thru

>>17123578
Holy shit, I haven't thought about that movie since high school. Now I want to watch it again.

>>17123580
kek kek senpai

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>>17123585
May Eris tilt the chances in your favor. Don't fuck up, anon.

She's a kind and classy young lady

brb going to trying levitating off my roof. will post results

>>17123614
if you die can we sue heather?

hank hill?

Keking and cucking. Is that all you low information trolls live for?

>>17123622
Yes Sir, Mr Author Sir.

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They are really paranoid about Noory over there.

>these calls
CRRRIINNGGGEEEEEE

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Email also sent. kek kek senpai

>>17123627
yeah, i think bateman might be going crazy :(

>>17123627
batemen knows his shit

>>17123625
How sad.

>>17123632
Haha, nice. I gave up trying to fill out the report form. They want region and branch info. Didn't feel like doxxing the makeup cuck.

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>>17123627
spagehtti too big to drop

>>17123632
Doesn't this make you just as bad as them?

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>>17123632
Hope that faggot knows how to do something other than sell makeup.

>>17123647
What's done is done. I hope this is the son of a bitch's only income.

>>17123647
No, I didn't violate a company's ToS to peddle my bullshit make up to cat ladies.

>>17123627
Sounds ridiculous but Noory does actually do that shit

Any anon on queue for a call? Make it subtle

Sandra is already calling herself our queen. She's already started to name fag. What are you going to do when she starts tripfagging?

>>17123625
Wasn't me, I just originated it. If it helps, you're all less low information now that you've bothered to read Bellgab and are finally turning on Hoagland.

>>17123661
BUT BUT IT'S JESUS DAY... THINK OF THE PEOPLE AND THE JESUS AND THE GAB-GAB-GAB.

>>17123666
trying

>>17123668
who
the
fuck is
sandra?

>>17123668
a lot of you are part of her cuck army..

>>17123668
She would get her shit rekt if she did, no "public" persona should attempt to bait anon, its always failed

>>17123668

Help her learn how to use 4chan and explain why trips are hated

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>>17123668
Ignore like the rest of them. Easy.
Captcha wanted waffles. Me too now.

>>17123679
I thought trips were more or less tolerated on /x/
Don't get me wrong. I hate namefags too but I always see them here and no one really hates on them

>>17123668
She only calls herself the queen of bellgab to piss them off, some of us call her our queen but not the queen of /x/

The only reason she (or somebody else) namefags here is to piss off assclowns like Cirdillio & Cronut.

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>>17123668

I don't know Sandra.

She's getting the Noory callers now. These aren't ballgaggers.

>>17123689
The old trips are fine, the ones that have been around for years (kuii, rebano, others) but the new ones are hated and they never stick around

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Wake me up when Amy posts here desu.

pfffffffffffffft buncha screened women calls

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>>17123701

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Our lord Richard C. Hoagland. May the torsion field illuminate your life.

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>>17123690
We already have ours.

>>17123701
I'm serious, I wanna bang you and Amy.

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Amy is bae

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Those niggers over there are getting hot and bothered by tigerlily's new avatar.

>>17123709
That's sad.

>>17123709
she's trying to cuck them like sandra cucked me and amy's cucked the rest of these kekkekesenpaicuckkekes.

>>17123716
Are you having a stroke?

>>17123668
Hello, Sandra. I know that you're here with your new buddies. Do you like the attention that you get from teenagers? What are you going to do when they have to go back to school after their winter break? You've been getting awfully uppity lately on Bellgab. We were very nice to you and then you turned on us for your new 4chan buddies. How long do you think that we'll keep kissing your ass over there? You're pretty much just nothing but a whore at this point.

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>>17123707
Sex is for love and babies. Unless its between two girls. Then its pure in all its intentions.

Anyone else have a foot fetish up in here?

>>17123716
i heard there will be a grand battle of cucks, Sandra's vs Amy's

>>17123721
There it is. Not stale tonight.

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>>17123709

Do they think its really a grill?

>>17123723
im curious

>>17123722
I should specify for making babies.

>>17123726
Well they think "sandra" is a girl.

>>17123720
yes, pls help me stop reading bg and getting so fking dum.

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who /amycuck/ here?

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I guarantee RCH is going to lose it tonight. The torsion field is not a toy Mr. Hoagland.

>>17123723
I hope Amy has nice feet

>>17123726
I was just about to post that it looked like some stock christmas slut pic

>>17123726
I'm picturing someone that looks like brig's avatar if a grill.

>>17123732

to me that are all 50 year old fat guys, even heather.

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>more calls
This is it lads, i can feel it

>>17123722
Your resistance only increases my determination.

>>17123735
I would slit my mother's throat just to be able to spend one minute with Amy.

>>17123737
i heard she has bear claw feet

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>>17123722
>Sex is for love and babies
>sexing the babies
you sicko

>>17123737
mmmmm me too

>>17123750
I love Amy too.

Where's that anon that was posting bukkake asians?

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>>17123746
I would only accept the advances of my one true waifu. And maybe Amy. I will probably never have a boyfriend. Im too retarded.

>>17123709
It's so easy. I bet if any of you niggas started an account with a chick named or themed.. They would be all over you.

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>These news stories

>this commercial

>>17123760
that's pretty gay tho

>>17123759
ASL?

>>17123753
>>17123730

>>17123726
So hot, stroking myself.

>>17123760
sprinkle some innuendo in your posts and you'd have them all cucked

i wonder is Amy likes turtles?

>>17123764
It's now my mission to get that faggot off of here. If I gotta spam more emails and twitter dms I'll do it.

http://knpr.org/headline/2015-12/citing-threats-art-bell-ends-radio-program

>The Nye County Sheriff's Department opened an investigation into the case, but has closed it due to a lack of evidence.

>>17123766
26
No
Here

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Old man shilling makeup. Always gives me the keks

Amy if you're reading post your feet

>>17123759
We shall see about that.

Amy Martin is a lesbian that used to work at a dry cleaners owned by aliens.

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Merry Xmas baby, I love you. See you soon Amy.

>>17123759
>I will probably never have a boyfriend. Im too retarded.

wait are you a girl or a faggot?

Holy shit that was spooky as all get out!

>>17123776
Thanks for nothing.

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what the fuck was that? a door creaking and that voice

>>17123793
I thought heather had fat fingered her board again.

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>>17123785
The former.

>>17123791
No problem.

>>17123793

it was Art coming in to prep the bull so he can jerk off when MITD is over.

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Who is abusing Art? What is going on over there? Is it a Mickey Rooney situation?

>>17123797
#Cut4Art

>>17123795

you are a retarded girl the virgin from the other night? are you fat or just retarded?

>>17123801
All of the above desu.

onnn

>>17123797
Art should have paid more attention to those witches he interviewed. He wanted BellGab to harrass Hoagie off the air and it backfired on him in one of the strongest cases of karmic retribution I've ever seen.

>I'm not quite a talk show host but here I am hosting a talk show.

Add this to the op banner.

>p-p-please dont leave

B E T A
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>>17123795
you're waifu is pretty okay

lel

A Y Y

L E MEY OH

ayy lmao method LMAO

>>17123807
Ay lemayo

good job /x/

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>>17123813
Aw thanks. She's so under appreciated <3 Is that yours? She's pretty too~

the ayy lmao method, best..

>ayy lmao method

>ayylmao method

>i am not fat

yeah right

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/WICKY/ GOT ANOTHER

>>17123823

if you were a lez would you want to be the butch or the bitch?

>Richard
>Canada
>Using my fake voice for the Cow Villager
>Ayy lmao method

Thank you. Friend. Thank you. That was a classic.

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Oh shit, nigga!

>suddenly jerking
>... falling out of bed

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I'm dying, thank you anon! Lmao

>You are fat
>No I am not and that's irrelevant

kekekekekeke

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love to have 30 /x/ callers do that shit every night

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>>17123775
>>you'll never take me alive, coppers!

>>17123829
Im not butch in any sense of the word so obviously the opposite. I wouldnt call myself the "bitch" though. Anyway,we should get back to the show now.

>>17123839
Do you think they d.p.'d Joey later that night?

I didn't listen to the show, did anyone mention the feeling of a hand pushing into your back as you sleep before you feel like you are levitating?

anyone else here experience this, for me it was somewhat in conjunction with sleep paralysis.

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>>1712359
Based Eris got /x/ in.

does anyone know what heather looks like?

>>17123845
>I didn't listen to the show, did anyone mention the feeling of a hand pushing into your back as you sleep before you feel like you are levitating?
I heard a cuck call in begging her to not leave.
The guest cuck being called out on "visiting the moon while levitating" and how he started stuttering after that
And based anon calling about the ayy lmao method and calling her fat

>>17123856
Damn it, I missed that.

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>>17123849
Why did that get deleted?

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>>17123853
my head canon is taylor swift looks

>>17123864
Too close to the truth.

>faking calls

oh god this is going down in flames

I have a picture of Heather. She isn't fat, she looks like a skinny hippie.

Amy martin and the news now? I wonder if shes posts here

>>17123869
Post it.

>>17123869

an asian hippie?

ayy lmao gonna try to challenge hoagie

Hoagland thread

>>17123880
>>17123880
>>17123880

>>17123805
lots of guys are into fat chicks
lots of guys are into weird chicks

>>17123873
sure

>>17123869
>I have a picture of Heather. She isn't fat, she looks like a skinny hippie.

You better not post that picture of Don and Roma's daughter. We've been over this. That isn't MITD Heather.

>>17123892
No. Not that. You all were dumbasses for thinking that person was Heather. Fucking dumbasses.

>>17123902
well post the pic

im on

soon once this guy stfus

>>17123799
kek