Midnight in the Desert - 12/22/2015

First for Art is currently freaking the fuck out over ayy lmaos landing near his house.

oh god this shit

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>>17118109

Stop shit posting ballgaggers no one wants to listen to your shitty podcast

>>17118124
>yfw he could be periscoping the ayys right now, but noooooooo we get this shit instead

Hello, Sandra. I know that you're here with your new buddies. Do you like the attention that you get from teenagers? What are you going to do when they have to go back to school after their winter break? You've been getting awfully uppity lately on Bellgab. We were very nice to you and then you turned on us for your new 4chan buddies. How long do you think that we'll keep kissing your ass over there? You're pretty much just nothing but a whore at this point.

>>17118152
It was funny yesterday but now you're ruining it.

Anyone listening to this shit is getting baited by bellgab. If you want to kill this shitty show off don't listen to heather you fucking idiots.

Art knows what he did. We know what happened to his son. The truth will come out.

>>17118157
>Implying we're listening and not just shitposting until Hoagie comes on

>>17118158

His son did not get ass raped by a gym teacher with AIDS? wtf happened to his kid then?

>>17118162
this

has anyone from /x/ been a caller on hoagie recently?

>>17118172
we had like 5 last time he did open lines

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She just said her ask her anything you want to know about her. She refuses to show a picture. She refuses to talk about her NDE.

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Holy shit, Google, these ReCaptchas!

>>17118172
>>17118177

Lots of /x/ callers his last open lines. He loved it so much he made the episode free. There were poems and negro spirituals.

http://othersideofmidnight.com/free-episode-audio-open-hailing-frequencies-from-dec-16-2015/

>>17118165

I'm not getting sued by Art but people know, just like they know about Ramona and her asthma machine on December 6th.

Try posting about either of these topics on bellgab and see what you get in your email. Couldn't believe it, that's why I'm framing my language generally.

>>17118187

holy shit seriously? would you tell me in a email?

>>17118184
nice

>>17118187
doesn't this nigga know about the streisand effect?

Six minutes in and she's already going to break.

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>>17118155
>It was funny yesterday
it was never funny, memeboy

>open lines

should i call in and recite copypasta full of ebin memes

>>17118109
> Does open lines, has no callers.

BellGabbers must be slacking tonight.

>>17118209
Nobody gives a shit over there either. At this rate she's gonna have Bob Crane calling in.

>>17118207
Kek kek senpai. Welcome to the board.

>>17118209
dey all scurred of the spoopy /x/men

I am ashamed of you all. Bullying Heather is terrorism and I hope Obama and the upcoming President Clinton makes online bullying a crime equal if not above the crime of joining ISIS

>>17118213
bob crane doesn't even give a fuck

comfy song

>>17118233
...and ruined.

>>17118194

I don't have any way to know you're not from bellgab, and it's really not worth it to me. I don't care to sacrifice myself for some semblance of justice, especially when it's so easy to just cast things off as 'fake' or 'lies.'

Bell allegedly freaked out when MV wouldn't take down the forum because people were getting too close to the truth. He thought that by quitting, attention would be deflected. He thought right, in a way, but the thread was seen by enough people.

>>17118157
yesterdays show was good enough that I am now willing to give her a chance.

I'm excited for Amy's newscast tonight! She said she's sounding squeaky.

>>17118238
is the thread still up?

>>17118162
Hoagies guest sounds like it's gonna be shiiiat tonight to be honest desusenpaifam

she sort of sounds like a grown up peppermint patty

i want to do bodyshots off sandra.

>>17118240
are you fucking retarded

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>Two days of food poisoning
>Unable to sleep more than 15 minutes at a time
>Bleary eyed, dehydrated, massive headache, smoking my last joint to keep myself awake for this thread
>Nothing but fucking Bellgabbers and shitposters

What the fuck happened to us /x/? This used to be a good time. We had good threads. We had fun.

this guy is wasted.

>>17118238

what would it matter if i was? use a disposable email account and send it to me i just want to hear the truth about it. I have a pretty good idea of what happened with Ramona but i cant make the leap to him being a pedo. I am just really curious.

grab ahold of that thing and choke it good

>>17118258
there are plenty of good threads, your logic is akin to stepping in a pile of shit in a park. Look around and step around the dookie next time

>>17118258
Yeah, and we had Art to listen to then as well.

You missed a comfy thread sunday listening to knapp.

>>17118268

I don't like your reading comprehension, friend.

duh greys

>>17118251

No.

>>17118263
>what would it matter if i was?

Bellgab, like all websites, tracks IP addresses.

The letter (about which I am making up in my fictional account not to be taken seriously for anything other than entertainment purposes) I got identified me with my correct IP address and threatened legal action.

If they know I'm talking here, charges could be levelled as I basically begged them not to pursue it.

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>>17118274
probably, I'm blazed too. Hope you feel better. Food poisoning is fucking awful

>>17118290
Why does she wear the mask?

>>17118287
MV BACKTRACES ALL.

So she's just taken the one caller in the first 18 minutes?

>>17118274
you're right, it's not the same

we can always listen to u7 until hoagie though

this faggot asked this question last week

what the fuck

this bitch is fucking haaaaaarible

>>17118302
That's a lot for her.

>>17118287

use a proxy or tor and 10 Minute Mail or something fuck bellgab

>>17118273
That was a good show. Guest pretty much gave us all the info from his book without saying buy my book.

>>17118326
Yeah, it was awesome. I'd like to pick the book up soon.

If you're trying to post something confidential and don't want to get sued... post it in the Art thread on /x/ on 8ch using either Tor or a VPN.

>Heather confirmed for Jabba the Slut in the dessert

holy fuck, this shit is so bad. i'd rather listen to mike siegal eps of c2c and those were shit.

>>17118341

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>Call and ask me anything about myself
>Don't ask me to show a picture of myself
>Don't ask about my NDE
>Don't ask what state I live in

she has no callers

my fucking sides

>>17118341
there is literally no way you can get sued for libel over saying bad shit on the internet about a celebrity ffs

think, people

>>17118341
Nigga, ain't no mothafuckas gettin' sued. Fuck 'em.

>>17118353
SO MANY QUESTIONS, SO MANY CALLERS, SO MUCH MAD MAN, SO MUCH

Someone get an army of bots to add her as a contact.

>p-please call me

>>17118351
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

That's /b/. This is /x/.


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Two callers in 25 minutes.

>>17118351
This should be posted at the beginning of each of these threads as of late.

fuck it here i go

bitch sounds like a kindergarten teacher

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>single by choice
>39

This is awful

>>17118368
i'm about to get gone myself... i'd rather be waterboarded.

BITCH YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THE CALLS

39 YEARS OLD AND UNMARRIED

HAHAHHAHAH CRAZY CAT LADY

>>17118368
What you gonna talk about, anon?

Hoagland gets more callers and he's on at 3am.

she is a spinster

>>17118381
Because he's entertaining, even during a meltdown.

Someone do another mememagic. Just do it better than the last anon.

>>17118357

Thats what I'm thinking but I'm not a lawyer....

Here's my story about Art this is not a work of fiction it is real.

Art killed his wife to marry a younger qt. But the new qt's but was not as tight as he would have liked so he used his sons butt hole.


^all of that is fact^ it happened track my IP and come to my house i will tell it again in person.

someone call in and ask her about garfield creator jim davis

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>>17118388

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>>17118257
I thought none of you listened because you were too busy throwing teenage temper tantrums about bellgab?, so how would you know if it was a good show?.

The truth is art has been hiding his homosexuality by having sex with 12 year old asians.

so shes fugly or what?

five seven five two three three eight zero zero eight

go go go

>>17118398
Oh I turn it on for 3 or 4 minutes so I can honestly say "yup, still shit."

mememagic mememagic mememagic go

DOOMPAUL DEMANDS IT.

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I'VE GOT A HOT TIP FOR YOU, AMY!

>>17118409

shes a qt but that jew nose is a turn off

her voice is hot

>>17118388
even if he did sue you, he'd have to prove all that shit was false to win

also, everyone knows this or at least suspects it

>>17118267
I got a kick outta that too, we're prob the only two listening though..

>>17118411
She's a basic pleasure model, I'm sure you could have one custom made to your anti-Semitic specifications.

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>>17118402
>unmarried by choice at 39
>refuses to post picture
I don't know man..and don't care. I just wish the show wasn't dogshit. I'm barely hanging on waiting for a crazy caller but it's all dick suckers

>>17118419
He'd have to drag all that shit out for everyone to see.

This isn't so bad. I don't know why bellgab and 4chan are complaining. You people overreact to things. You must have some of that autism that's going around.

WHY IS ART DOING NEW ADS FOR A SHOW HE QUIT WEEKS AGO?

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>>17118421
>anti-Semitic specifications

>>17118425
kek kek senpai

>>17118425
>every call is "ohh heather you so good! :^)"
>hardly anything that brought in or kept spoopy fans
go.

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>>17118429

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>>17118429
>kek warriors

>>17118429
DANCE DAD, DANCE.

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>>17118421

>>17118426
I hear ya

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>>17118426

So... I think I'm going to listen to the Detective Popcorn Christmas Special again.

Is it time to bring back the Cow Farmer?

>>17118444
aha that webbum

it was just confirmed to me by a reliable source that heather wade is the granddaughter of garfield creator jim davis

someone call in and ask her about "grandfather jim" and watch her freak kek kek kek

Where's that anon fag from canada that likes to play his guitar and talk about dungeons and dragons? This is the perfect time for him.

>>17118464
Can he come here and tell everyone if I'm a newfag?

>>17118462
Mike?!

Okay, so she isn't bad actually. Not art but this is good.

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>>17118480

>>17118482
you almost got me, you jokester

>>17118482
no it's not, she's more awkward and stilted than a college radio show

her questions and general inquisitiveness are straight up noory-tier

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>>17118482

This show is exactly like Coast To Coast AM with George Noory now. Exactly.

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>>17118482
ha

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>>17118482

please be underpants gnomes

holy fuck this is complete shit heather is a 39 year old unmarried idiot with no expertise in ANY area.

>"i believe we need to be a culture of innovation and the private section will get that done"

no way, tell me more

>"well, that's how you do that, dino!"

god just shut the fuck up

>now there's music over the caller

The thing i dont get about Art and his son is that he claims his teacher buttfucked him. So if this actually happened his teacher should have a record and be on a watch list. Unles maybe Art and his teacher were gangbanging his son together. And something happened and his teacher took 100% of the blame and Art walked.

Help me understand this

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lel

what the fuck is happening

top fucking kek

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>>17118482

oh god wtf

>>17118509
usually art would take the hint and say HEY AFTER THE BREAK.
heather did not.

>>17118506
>Help me understand this

Ted Gunderson knew the truth about Art's son.

>>17118509
ayy lmao you're listening to the dark matter radio network

Is this show now so horrible that's it kind of entertaining?

>>17118518
keith fell asleep at the board. or shot himself.

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I can only speak for myself, but this is becoming entertaining for the "really bad" factor.

>>17118503
getting so close, he went to the closet everynight
underpants gnomes

>>17118519
I think you're scarily right. Although a few hours ago I was listening to recordings of death rattles that were more interesting than this shit.

Someone call in and ask her what her cat's names are.

>>17118517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak9dMGxNNtw

39 and unmarried, if she is from a traditional chinese family they must be so pissed. or mayabe shes adopted.

>>17118517

I never looked into this all in depth because i never cared. off to google i go to find out what a butt pounding pervert Art is.

this retarded girl is suffering

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this dumb bitch

Heather, you would know. I mean you've experienced every paranormal event ever. I mean your chair is made of unicorn leather, you have the shroud of turin on your wall, and you raised chickens.

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this caller sounds like the secretary from Twin Peaks.

>>17118529
Comments are disabled for this video.

The mark of truth.

>>17118528
this

>feminism

NO oOOO she hung up before i could say so when did u suck his dick

She doesn't have any experience, let's give her a show as well.

>the world is male dominated and it sucks

gas yourself you cunt

>>17118523
right on grandma

this is proof that even the most normie of ballgaggers don't like heather

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>>17118540

>"wud i wanna get tew... are the gud stories"

Call in and ask her if she has any cats.
If she says yes then ask her if she throws birthday parties for those cats.

i hear a dogwoman, amirite?

call in and say she's doing a god job and contribute nothing

i'm so upset my plan didn't work. she must have had a feeling what was coming next. i failed. i don't really think any of that, i'm so embarrassed now. i seek forgiveness.

>>17118564
That was friday, anon.

>>17118567
it's okay, sandra will forgive you.

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fuck this, I'm dead. goodbye.

>>17118567
no one's listening intently

no harm no foul

as long as somebody can understand what i'm going through right now. tough times.

>>17118567

Listening to Noory is more forgivable than listening to Heather.

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This bitch isn't doing a show on Christmas, but that fucking class A professional with a 12 inch uncut Egyptian cock is. Noory, once again, makes Art his bitch.

>>17118573
ghost call is best phone call.

Someone should just call and end a story with walk the dinosaur.

>>17118567
what was the plan?

>>17118575

i'm not going to lie, i kind of had a little moment when i realized i was on the air. it was soo exciting. tehe. that alone was worth it, i guess.

>>17118589
getting caught?

>>17118581

I'm finding it hard to hate on Noory anymore... he truly is king of the paranormal and uncut Egyptian cocks.

George Noory's Paranormal Date has been so successful that's he's started Conspiracy Date, I shit you not!

>>17118589
he was going to say 'kek' and 'gotcha cucks' then big up his bellgab homies.

This caller is terrible, this story is going nowhere.

>it's just you and I ahahahaaha
pretty much, Heather...

>>17118596
I'm waiting for Gabdate myself.

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>>17118595


>People are so pissed off about Art Bell's make-believe reasons for getting off the air they will actually start praising George Snoory

This is probably one of the most pathetic threads we've ever had.

>>17118589

i was just going to ask her how long into the friendship before she had to suck his dick in order to get favors. that's why i was leading up with the whole men dominating the world. probably stupid but i'm so annoyed that's obviously what happened.

>>17118596
Everything the man touches turns to fucking money. Everything Art touches turns to shit.

>>17118604
>>17118604
kek

>>17118586
Kek, just drag up old greentext stories and end them with bel-air or john cena

>>17118608
you were the underage woman?

hahahahaha

>>17118586
this IS ostensibly open lines about cryptids

someone should call in about being transported to an underground dimension where people walk the dinosaur

oh shit bellgabber avon cuck.

HE DID IT! THE AVON FAGGOT BELLGABBER ACTUALLY BOUGHT AN ADVERT!

Well it's official, this guy is the biggest cuck on BellGab, he actually paid money to advertise on this trainwreck of a show.

This nigger is seriously trying to sell his avon. isn't that woman shit?

that fucking caller is the reason why i left bellgab...

>>17118619
the absolute madman

>>17118607
ironic noory shitposting has been with us from the start

>>17118516
no because that song that was playing is the intro song to one of the shows on that network, not bumper music. it was technical difficulties.

>>17118616
kek

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>>17118619

>>17118616
My sides would be forever lost in space if we get walk the dinosaur on the show.

>>17118615

yes i was the 12 yr old ^_^

>>17118622
it's for heather's castrati on bg. they need wig powder and eyeliner bad.

>>17118629
What an intergalactic faggot.

>>17118633

hehe, i love it.

Please let me die peacefully and painlessly in my sleep tonight.

im gonna try to call in and make a long winded story that goes nowhere and see how long she listens

>>17118644
...listening to Hoagie.

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>see goatman
>calls 911

>>17118645
End it with walk the dinosaur. I will love your forever

>>17118645
If this call is anything to go by you might be on for the remainder of the show. She's incapable of telling a caller to wrap it up.

>>17118654
>>she's incapable

ftfy

>>17118629
go go go avon man! don't hate the game

Someone call in and tell her about the time you found nessy.

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>>17118645
sounds boring

I can't decide if this caller is using a fake voice or not.

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Well, another rare night where I can stay up. And behold, more shit.

Just tuned in and I've lasted a whole 5 minutes... God damn you Art I hope that meteor crashed right up your ass

>>17118662
ill sing at the end if she indicates she'll be hanging up

how much do you think it costs to run an ad on the dark matter network?

>>17118668
did he just say digging fruits?

I got schlonged by bigfoot.

>>17118678
Roots. Digging roots.

Cassie Brooks is on cam now. Her implane ate smaller and her face is all fucked up. She looked cracked out.

DIGGING A HOLE... JEEZ, MAKES YOU WONDER.

Yeah, all the fucking time.

>>17118682
okay, the accent threw me. also i think i'm legally retarded after the last hour.

>>17118685
Makes you wonder why we're still listening to this nonsense.

This is the same bitch who was abducted

>>17118369
So true

So Art Bell did not only molest his son he's a child molester in general? This is some sick shit he still has a daughter that could be in danger and they took a payoff from this sick bastard and just ignore it? Holy shit Art is a sick motherfucker

>>17118691
I killed it, that was literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard on radio in my life.

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>>17118675
sounds boring

Diggin a hole. Damn is that amazing. NOT,

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this is like if you watched QVC on purpose and tried to enjoy it

>billiam

oh god this better be a good troll

What the fuck?

oh shit the absolute madman.

>>17118709
At least there's a chance of exercise whores in spandex.

>>17118388
Watch out, bellcucks have screen grabbed your post.

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>/x/ found a way
we did it! hahahahahahah

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>Tfw 26 and never had a boyfriend
Is Heather my future? :(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

this guy, my sides, Art would be losing his shit over this guys headset

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What the FUCK, I closed the pop up player and now when I relaunched it, it started back at the beginning, where can I listen live?

>saying 4chan out loud
I really hope you don't do this

jesus. back away from the mic you fucking idiot

YES MEMEMAGIC!!!

>>17118683
link?

Is this the Anon that said he was going to tell a never ending story?

>>17118714
>>17118717
Go figure, as soon as I turn the fucking thing off.

>>17118723
4chan is your future

>i can tell

>I'm ususally preparing for this show
>Yeah I can tell that

you sir are a god

what is even happening

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>Heather knows

>>I'm usually preparing for this show.
>>Yes, I can tell that...

OH GOD MY SIDES

>>17118726
never mind I found it.

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mememagic will go down in history!

>>17118733
Its my past and future. I cant escape it.

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Its happening

Lol thank you for the shout out

Holy shit, glad I didn't turn it off just yet.

You're going to get Sandra killed!

DOOMPAUL DOOMPAUL DOOMPAUL

literal mouthbreather

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well done fambro, keep popping into that headset you're killin it

This guy is truly the best omg. What a rebel.

>This fucking Mic quality

Son of a bitch man.

haha, look out guise bellgab is making fun of uz.

This is so crazy, kek. Need a loud scream

This guy trolling so bad...he needs to hang it up

>absolutely

i am laughing so hard

Im not sure if this guy is literally crazy or just trolling but its amazing.

Ahaha, she can't stop him. Ahahahahahahahaha

How long has he been talking?

We need another long random caller. She won't hang up.

is this the Psychic Treadmill guy shitcalling the show?

NEGRO SPIRITUAL TIME

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>/x/
>mouth breather
>save carter
didn't need these sides

>>17118747
you will be banned from bellgab once i come back!!

lmao i'm having a hard time following you

god what a waste

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can't breath... tears... halp...

>>17118723
are you claudia?

Art and MV knows. Heather spoke with Art's neighbor. Confirmed she lives in the cuck shed.

>>17118769
>>17118769

roffle.

Art Bell has:

-Disowned all but one of his children

-Let his wife die

-Went off of XM radio because of noises only he could hear and his incapability to set up his banking information correctly

-Made up police appearances at his home that have not and can not be verified


and despite all of this shit I just so desperately want him back on this fucking show.

DOOMPAUL IS COMING!!!

Alright I'm turning this shit back off, it went from spoopy hole digging levels of bad to thought-form carter gunman meme magic levels of good.

>>17118781
No. Id be too shy to call in even just to troll.

>>17118785
>and despite all of this shit I just so desperately want him back on this fucking show.

right? jesus christ why can't he just do a show for more than a year

>>17118782
I'm telling you guys, the reason she won't say where she's broadcasting from is because she's broadcasting from Art's studio. They're not worried about a stalker because they know it's bullshit.

>>17118730
She can't get hard because of the drugs

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oh hey heather...didn't see you there buddy... i was just saying what a great show you're having tonight

also mememagic

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Here's your mouth breathing faggot

>>17118793

i called a little while ago and it was so nerve-racking. i was freaking out internally. apparently i can't troll on live air..

>>17118721
link?

>doing the best you can

>>17118808
BellGab is entirely too gullible.

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>A Big girl

she's a big girl

>>17118811
Id be the same exact way. Id hang up after the first ring.

>>17118811
Yeah same here. I did mememagic last friday.

>>17118817
for you

Amy makes my pee pee hard.

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I love Amy :3

I got a trouser snake for Amy.

Amy has a nice voice

>>17118836
>>17118839
>>17118840
what do you amy cucks do when the news isn't on?

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>>17118837

baka desu

>>17118799
Speaking to Art's neighbor is a big tell. Why would she? She is just a stranger.. Unless she really isn't one.

i want to rape amy with my hot tip and then take her out to a nice chinese restaurant

memelord reporting in, will try to get thru again

made that up all on the seat of my pants, could you tell?

>>17118849
See if you can work in something about ciardelo. He loves the attention.

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>amy

>>17118846
Notice me Kekerdilo-senpai!

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>>17118843
Complain about everything.

>>17118839
>>17118840
i would if it's deliberate to parody actual newsreaders by doing weird stories, but i think the talking head fake affected voice sucks in general

>>17118849

It was good dude you strung her on for a long time. keks were even had by ballgag you did good bro

>>17118813
No link. Just that they are monitoring and sending every bad post to Art. They spoke about it on their Gabcast how they were monitoring for posts that were out of line.

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>>17118854

>>17118849
That was way better than my mememagic call, memelord. I am ashamed mine was so spaghetti now. DoomPaul should be a staple in all mememagic calls.

>>17118859
i can dig that, she has got a hot voice. of course i've already cucked myself for based sandra.

hopefully brig can get a few.

>>17118860
Maybe she has a robot fetish..

>>17118837
That dumb fuck, there was no point. Some people are just so slow.

Confirmed cat lady.

>>17118862
Yeah, that's definitely going to get his ass back on air. fuck those tools. They're making this way worse than it ever needed to be.

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>>17118809
improved version

>>17118866
goddamn i always knew hoagie nailed the cow mutilation queen

>>17118875
Yes, although maybe he's a master trol... no, no.

I want to insert a hubrid penis into art bells 70 year old anus and then give him a good ear lick

>>17118846
I got it to work, be nice on Heather. She is trying so hard to put on a good show for everyone.

wolf rabbits > chupacabras

>>17118885

do all blow up dolls have fistable vaginas or is that the Noory 12" uncut Egyptian cock model?

Wanted to call in tonight and continue the legacy of the Cow Farmer, but my Food Poisoning and the previous anon's fantastic call has taken the wind out of my sails.

>>17118885

fuck bro I'm saving this to my Art destruction folder if you don't mind?

>that fake British accent
Im dying. Amazing.

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>>17118886

>>17118853
Good one, also barfly and brig.

>>17118891
The bellgab brig hates Heather and the 4chan brig likes Heather. We are in the Berenstain universe indeed.

>pretending to be a scouser with that accent

Fuck off.

>>17118896
it's okay, i had to turn it off as it was giving me brain poisoning. next time you be the hero mitd deserves.

this British guy :^)

>X files on channel 4
Kek

>that giggle

wat

>Dat laugh

go anon!

Fuck Paul, pos

>this caller

kek

masterful

>4 channels

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LMAO this caller

>>17118910

He's not British, or at least lying about his city. Scousers have a distinctive accent.

Sounds lightly Australian.

IS THE MEME MAGIC GUY AGAIN WITH ANOTHER RAMBLING STORY THAT GOES NOWHERE?

everyone's doing a great job, we just need to keep up the shitcalling until normal storytelling is rendered indecipherable from total shit

every fucking time i turn this show off i miss something.

>>17118923
Definitely Aussie.

Oh shit

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>>17118923
>Sounds lightly Australian.
Makes sense

Dude just fucking owned heather so hard

ITS HAPPENING

>>17118786
bwahahaha!

#basedbrig

lol 2 in the hole
im gonna try again

>slash x slash

This is one of our anons.

>Paul says you're Doomed!

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/x/ stay winning HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17118941
What were you going to sing?

damn I missed the beginning of the call

lmao great job anon!