/x/ goes innawoods

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>>17104085

crossbow with hardwood bolts. UV flashlight and flasks of holy water. Molotovs filled with consecrated oils. Wooden baton to carve into a stake. Bible. USP .45 for any living servants under the vampire's control.

Rolling for muh monster

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>>17104328
(Ghoul/ghost whatever that is)
Warm clothes, silver weaponry, metal mask made of silver, Silver bullets.

>>17104085
roll

Cool, roll

>>17104455
This poor asshole's gotta fight a dragon.

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>>17104384
Gonna keep going from each post because why the fuck not.

>>17104393
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>>17104665
Cmon faggots post your loadouts

>>17104085
roll

>>17104085
Rolling

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>>17104786
Couldn't figure out that website. Werewolf is easy though when you're a /k/omrade. 6 silver bullets. I'll roll the dice with him.

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>>17104770
Not sure how you're supposed to fight reptilians so I figured fire and explosions would be a safe bet.

>>17104085
LETS DO

>>17104085
rollin' on down the road

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2 glowsticks and 2 flares because maybe the lizard doesn't like light, some bandages and whatnot, and a pack of cigs because I can.
Shotgun should blast the fuck out of this motherfucker so I keept it close range.
Kukri so I can stab it just incase it tries to bite me or whatever
gas mask because I don't want to smell a giant fucking lizard
other shit is pretty good against bites and whatnot
4 cans of bugspray for good reasons.>>17104920

>>17104933
Oh fuck I have to fight the dragon
>Is suicide an appropriate loadout?

Lets do anotha

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>>17104950
FOR THE MOTHERLAND
>Grenade launcher with airburst shots in case it decides to get feisty and fly away
>Poison gas 'nades so I can gas it out of its mountaintop cave.
>Nugget for when I need to hit it from a distance
>Molotovs and cigs but no lighter (I intend to light them with dragonfire
>plenty of vodka
>Gas mask so I don't an hero from the grenades
>more vodka.

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>>17104952
my plan is to draw symbols on the ground/wall or whatever, see the book as some kinda magick thing.
Walkie-talkie because maybe it'll try to talk to me
lighter so I'll burn shit, maybe a sage.
other is pretty basic stuff for ghost hunting, I don't know much about it but still

>>17104933
Wait
>shit
I did the wrong monster. Welp, mine will still probably work anyways. a bit overkill though.

>>17104966
it's the second to last number mate, you gotta fight a vampire.

>>17104972
I got 2 though, isn't that the ghost.

>>17104972
i thought second to last only determines your monster if you roll a 3?

>>17104982
>>17105002
It's worded really weirdly, if you roll a 3 you get a random cryptid, either way you determine what you're hunting/fighting with the second to last of your post number

Let's fuckin do it

>>17104085

Damn, I'm still getting my firearm's license. All I got is a tomahawk, 2 machetes, a few woodsman/combat knives, a hatchet, and pepper spray.

Rolling for HELL ON EARTH MODE.

>>17105040

Zombie eh? Alright let's get it done.

>>17104085

Come at me, me.

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>>17105074

Giant.

So after I find out where the giant is hiding out I start pouring a gasoline trail up to the propane tank and I let the propane valve out just enough that it will explode when the gasoline lights underneath it. Then I hide behind a bush and start playing my guitar loud enough for the giant to hear. He will naturally want to come be friends with whatever studmeister is playing such an awesome jam and start walking towards me.

That's when I pull out my amphetamines and gobble them down just in case this plan doesn't work and I have to run for it. I light the gasoline trail once the giant is nearing the propane tank and blow his leg off. He should bleed out and die after that.

If I mess up I run with my amphetamine speed to the nearest highway and use my cellphone to call for someone to come pick me up and save me. Or I use my wallet and wave it around to passing cars so they'll pick me up.

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>>17105214

>>17105257
>How to deal with goblin hordes

rollen

>>17105257
planned out a siege scenario, lock myself up in a brick house, have a map of the surrounding area, board up any openings, prepare Molotovs and gas 'nades, keep thermal goggles on so I can see the fuckers at night, keep shit for making more molotovs, and then just wait for the cheeky little fuckers to show up.

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Posting what gear I actually have available to me. Hope I don't get something too horrible. Rolling.

>>17105334

Hm. Is 4 on the list a zombie or a wight? Is there a difference? Anyways I think I'm fucked.

>>17105002
>>17105014

OP here. You're right I did word it weirdly. Was pretty stoned and sleep deprived when I made the thread.

What it should read as is. LAST number of your post determines your monster.
If your LAST number is a 3 you use the Second to last number to figure out which cryptid you got

So for example. Lets say your post ends in 53. That means your cryptid would be a Wendigo.

Also Rolling again.

>>17105665
already did a vamp loadout.
Gonna roll again.

>>17105362
a 4 roll gets you zombies or another type of mindless undead.

a 5 roll gets you vampire, or another type of sentient undead if you want.

>>17105665
>What it should read as is. LAST number of your post determines your monster.

Well shit.

>>17105683

Alright Mongolian Deathworm same loadout as the giant
>>17105138
except this time I do some Mongolian throat singing instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
and that lures you out because it reminds you of home and I burn you up good with the gasoline before you can touch me and kill me. Done and done.

>>17104085
god help us

>>17105694
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
Things get real trippy after he drinks that special tea....
>wooo im flyyyiiiiingg

>>17104804
Like the loadout, but infrared goggles might not work too well against cold blooded reptile monsters.

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>>17105712
so if im fighting a hugefuck giant, id be focusing on explosives and marksmanship. Ideally be in a cold woodland environment to hinder it's movement as much as possible.

set up a perimeter with claymores and bouncing betties. When i hear one det, use my flashbangs and smokes to disorient it, and aim for headshots, specifically the eyes.

if i fail with the rifle gonna have to hope the .45 ACP super V can finish the job.

>>17105745
oh thought i rolled 7 xD

if it were a ghost i'd probably just switch my rifle to a shotgun, still try to focus on flashbangs and maybe WP. hopefully the light+heat will affect the ghost in some way.

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Manticore hunting.

G3 and a .44 magnum revolver. Lots of water cuz innajungle. Food for an extended hunt. And shelter.
Light clothing because of the heat in the jungle.

>>17105751
Load that shotgun up with rock salt nigga

>>17104085
Roll.

rolling again

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>>17105782
Gonna lay some spirits to rest.
Stubby shotgun with handloaded rocksalt shells. Thermos full of salt. Bible and notes on the on the spirit in question and who they were in life.
Iron machete cause ghosts/spirits don't like iron. Sprigs of sage to consecrate and sanctify the area of operations to prevent further hauntings.

>>17104085
Rolling 1234

>>17104085
roolland

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>>17105822
Gonna use those dubs to get the Dragon.

HELL ON EARTH MODE.
Rifle is a Savage model 99 chambered in .300 savage.
Shotgun is a Browning Auto 5 loaded with 12gauge slugs.
High Carbon Steel Longsword. No self respecting dragon hunter would engage one without.
Bowie Knife and a folding knife, for knife stuffs.
Water Bottles to douse myself in case I catch an ember or two. Not like I'd survive a full on blast from it's breath weapon though.
Money for a last ditch effort to bride the dragon. Dragons still like treasure and wealth right?

I'd say I have about a 3/10 chance of surviving. 5-6/10 if it's a young or small dragon.

>>17105871
>Bride the dragon

Fucking furries

>>17104085
They see me rollin

>>17105694
That worm won't know what hit him.

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>>17105835
>Vampire

Ooookay. This can go one of two ways:

The vampire attacks at night

or

I attack during the day

At night I will build a huge fire to try to ward it off, but there's nothing else I can do except watch out and hope it doesn't get me. I will try to lay a trap with the walkie talkie and the Claymore but I'm pretty sure this vampire isn't stupid. I will also use the guns to defend myself, they won't be deadly to a vampire but no one like to be shit (I hope).

During the day I will search for the vampire's lair. The guns are to take care of any of its thralls that may be wandering around. Once I find him all I need to do is stuff a piece of wood in his heart.

>>17105916
fuck. I meant bribe.

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>>17105866
My plan is to Allahu Akbar that fucker

>>17104085
2nd roll

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>>17105923
Okay faggots here's the plan:
Set up a perimeter of C4 in a 60 yard radius around where i'm going to be camped out, with only one safe way in our out of the perimeter. Set up camp with gillie suit and goggles and wait for the thing, might take a a while so I packed snacks and shit (nothing too loud as to not scare away the prize). Once it does show up, spring out of the bushes with my gun and two more drums of ammo, and flush the thing either onto the C4 or onto the Claymores. if I run out of ammo with that I brough a sidearm and an smg in case shit gets hairy. And the best thing is, I brought a high quality camera to film the damned thing.

>>17104085
Rollin again.

>>17106000
AW FUCK TRIPS

>>17106000
THE FORCES OF HELL ARE CLOSING IN ON YOU. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SURVIVE?

Leggo

>>17105971
>Goblin

Tricky. The goblin will obviously have a much better understanding of the local area and how to travel undetected. I'm not much of a tracker so my best bet would be to build a fortified position and wait for it to attack.
My tricked out guns should be able to take care of it when it shows up.

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>>17106000
I almost feel that this is the most disappointing loadout I could make, I mean most other shit would be useless.
Large caliber weaponry white phosphorous grenades, and shrapnel grenades to kill as many as possible at any given time, heavy armor, and flasks of holy water. Other than that it's basically really fucking boring.

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>>17106047
fug

>>17106054
>>17105944
you know there's a save as image button right?

>>17104085
3rd roll

>>17106063
I bring a camera so that it doesn't show up. Reroll.

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i cant defeat a reptilian, but maybe i can talk to them

>>17104085
>No Jersey Devil
Cmon mate.

>>17106078
Aww come on don't be such a pussy, they're small compared to most of the shit on that list.

>>17104085
AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT

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>>17106090
See folks? Leading a rebellion against our reptillian overlords is way more interesting than mowing down some demons with a minigun.
>general survival stuff, loads of ammo, grenades. Gas mask for when the poison grenades go off. Makeshift flamethrower and some flares (They're martian lizards right?) I heard martians hate fire. And an empty pouch encase I need to store anything I find along the way.
BOYS, TONIGHT WE'RE EATIN' LIZARD STEW!

>>17105762
>shorts
>in jungle
enjoy your spiders and mosquito bites

also roll

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This is all stuff that I could get at a moments notice
Lets hope I dont have to stay outside too long or else my small rations will fuck me, but I have knowledge to hunt, clean, and cook food

>>17106283
of fucking course I get a cryptid

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>>17106272
my main concern is having enough light, and I figured I would stay as analog as possible as ghosts may fuck up digital technology

amphets are to stay awake through the night, cigs to calm nerves

revolver because why the fuck not? it may make me feel safer

roll for trex

>>17104085
Rolling, will post loadout in the morning

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>>17106900
Well fuck. Here's my dragon gear.

Rerolling for something fun.

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>>17106912
So I'm hunting a ghost?

I'll go with the "you can only remove a ghost by finishing its earthly business" rule. So I'll be staying in a creepy house for a while, trying to learn shit while not getting spooped away.
- Suit to show respect for the dead, since my goal is to help an angry spirit.
- Smart phone to conduct historical research and talk to people who might know things.
- Cigarettes, coffee, and booze to remain un-spooped.
- Sleeping bag because I'm not sleeping in some haunted-ass bed.
- Compass because it seems easy for a ghost to manipulate.

>>17104085

Rolling...

>>17106912
kek, damn Russians

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>>17104085
Rolls

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Trying to keep it as simple as possible, not taking any goggles, aliens might fuck with electronics, trying to rely on good mobility, and getting a clear shot at the thing.

Fucking roll it

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>>17107229
Hunt the ayylamo

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>>17104085
So we killing Vampires?! Ok lets do this!
Pump Shotty to cycle all my ridiculously specific shotgun rounds for each specific kind of vampire which one may encounter. I was thinking an Ash wood core from wooden crosses with a silver quarter inch plating from melted crosses for slugs or white phosphorus rounds. Blessed 500 S&W made from the melted and reconsecrated spear of destiny. Firing hand-loaded blessed rounds, each bullet a unique metal sourced from esoteric pasts in obfuscated antiquity melted down for a single purpose and reborn for one cause.

A complete tyvex suit on top of a high collar flack jacket with mask gloves and boots all sealed to prevent contamination with unholy fluids.

Crossbow made of Moses staff firing priceless holy relics arrows tipped with pieces of the saints and white phosphorus on a shaft of ash wood grown in the holy land.
Got me some blood and some drugs in case I want to try to drug the vampire if I can find it during the day and perhaps want to keep it as a sex doll by sedation and a box under the floor of my basement.
Of course I have a copy of the Bible and other various tools to complete my mission including night vision and explosive. Ive got holy water in breakable bottle on my rig to go all castlvania on his ass and if that don't work I have mollys and thermite.
If all the fancy mumbo jumbo and sex doll fantasies dont work out I have added an M203 to my shotgun to fling HE at whatever is left.

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>>17107233
Okay, here we are, hunting the mothman.

Here is the Rapist Neckbeard.
The rapist neckbeard is much more dangerous than the mothman. Let me whisper into your lustful ear the plan of the Neckbeard Rapist.
The Neckbeard Rapist will enter the woods, approach the mothman, and heavily dose the mothman with morphine. As the mothman faints, the Neckbeard rapist will secure its arms and legs and sever its wings with the aid of his trusty knife. The Neckbeard Rapist will then gag the mothman with duct tape. Then, he will prop his large tent, installing the portable heater and the portable mothman inside.

The mothman will slowly awaken, lulled from its deep slumber by the comforting warmth of the heater. Its senses are still dull from the morphine. It perceives a human, standing over it, menacingly. The mothman tries to move but its limbs are tied together. It tries to fly, but oh, where are its wings? The mothman realizes the situation it is in. Tears trickle down its furry cheeks. The mothman is weeping. It can never be whole again.
The Neckbeard Rapist squats down. He has a scalding hot cup of tea in his hand. Smirking, he pours it onto the mothman, receiving muffled shrieks in answer. The downy fur of the mothman clears, ripped away. He reaches for the kettle and pours the rest of the water onto the horrified moth. The forest is resounding with screams now. The Neckbeard Rapist's grin gets wider. He reaches into his backpack and exhibits before the mothman's teary, crimson eyes every penile object he found before heading out. The mothman understands. He cries a little.

ok

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>>17107311
Jesus christ a dragon hunt, I didn't know what to do so basically what I did was grab the gear that looked the most effective against flames, the thing that was the closest to a mighty sword, various meats for bait/hungry nights and the ol' double barrelled hello.

>>17106855
Rerolling, already did the dragon.

Rollin`

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>>17107375
I feel like this is an adequate vampire-hunting loadout.

>>17104085
If I roll Dracula, will it be Christopher Lee Dracula or generic looking Dracula?

>>17107567
Since you asked. You're getting Nosferatu

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>>17107292

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CHEEKI BREEKI

>>17107585
3rd fucking time i've rolled vampire.
rolling again cause fuck it

>>17107614
wrong mags but i dont care

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>>17107292

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Allah way is best way

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>>17107617
Giant slaying squad based loadout.

AR-10 for drawing the giant's attention into various explosive traps lain before engaging.
M32 with HE and Airburst 40mm grenades. Aim for soft spots and hard joints. I.E. Throats and kneecaps.
Whistle is for catching the giant's attention without expending ammo.
Obrez as a last resort offensive option. About to get chomped in half? Just hit him in the roof of the mouth. That 7.62x54r should be plenty to cause massive trauma and blood loss should your shot land true.

time to hunt

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Let's go for hell mode.

Wish me good luck

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I'm ready for anything

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>>17107292
sexy as fuck. can he come rape me???

they see me rolling.

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>>17108367
Giant Hunter
Basically gonna camp out in a spot with a nice vantage of the giant's supposed territory. Stalking it until I can get into a position to land a good hit. Main targets are going to be the temple, nasal cavity, and eye sockets. .50 BMG should be plenty to drop a giant assuming my shot placement is good. If worse comes to worse and I get spotted then hopefully a magdump of .45 ACP right into the giant's palm or sole should be enough to dissuade them. At least until they start chucking boulders at me.

Also rolling again.

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>>17108421
Goblin Exterminator.

Gonna be oper8ing in the forest as well as cave systems. Firearms are suppressed because fuck that reverb. And I chose pistol calibers because those should be more than enough for goblins. Gas grenades because I don't want to cause a cave. NVG's and flashlights for visibility as well as blinding opponents. Glowsticks are to be used as a trail of breadcrumbs should I get lost innacave. Smartphone loaded with local maps both above ground as well as cave systems/mineshafts. Spelunking and camping gear. Iodine dropper for disinfecting suspect water if I'm unable to boil it.
Plan is to set up a camp to use as a home base and patrol around until I find evidence of goblin activity. Once I find a sign I'll either enter their lair, which would most likely be a cave system or abandoned mine shaft, and begin exterminating.

rawling

>>17104085
rollling

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>>17108689
Best way to fight the Ayy Lmao's is by using their own tech against them.

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>>17108693
btw before anyone says anything
I can MAKE the detonators
also I'd be fucked irl

>>17104085
noice

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>>17109285
Already have the perfect set up

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>>17104085
Axe cop can defeat any foe.

>>17104085
rill

>>17110347

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>>17110347
giants

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>>17104085
roll

btw 150lbs is way too heavy man

have you tried hiking with like 50 lbs kit? you will die of fatigue and regret before anything spooky gets to you

>>17110401
for reference this is like 36 lbs

>>17104085
JK Rollin'

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>>17110555
Took crossbow because fuck it, maybe that will be the same as a wooden stake if I do it right.

Took taser because fuck it, maybe his muscles still operate on electrical impulses.

Took pistol because fuck it, maybe a hole in the head will slow him down. Also for to be an hero in worst case.

Neck wrap as primitive anti-vampire armor.

Monocular NV because I don't know if this bastard will show up on NV. No reflection, no shadow... so best not to rely on both eyes with an untested tech.

That food is because I hope that some of it contains garlic. Shot in the dark.

Axe is to use the hammer end to pound in wooden stake if one can be found, or to dismember for escape possibly.

Bomb / Detonator is to go full Aloha Snack Bar if caught.

Went minimalist because like >17110401 said, 150 is CRAZY.

>>17104085
Rawlin again for hell mode.

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>>17110591
The revolver is an old fashioned cap and ball. I took up two big slots with "speedloaders" to signify all the shit I'd need to reload that fucker if I had to.

Fun fact! Aside from the backpack and carrier, flashlight, kukri, revolver (and associated materials) and the glowsticks, this is my daily loadout. (Though it's not always my Ka-Bar knife, sometimes it's a smaller folder or a small Gerber fixed blade.)

Depending on the environment the goblin is found in, I'd give myself a 50% chance of survival.

If the environment is in my favor and I spot the fucker quickly enough, 80%.

If not in my favor, 30%, being optimistic. Probably more like 20%.

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>>17104085
Fuck

hell on earth mode tier

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>>17111768
>a manticore
>going hell on earth mode tier
gotta score dat nugget hit

>>17104085
lets roll

Fruit Rollin'

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Rolling with what I already own, hoping Mongolian Deathworm.

>>17112109
Oh fuck, drunken alien hunting innawoods.
This actually sounds fun.

Rolling.

>>17110583
you got trips m8

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>>17112060
Hell on earth mode:

>tfw no guns

I'm not sure what kind of attacks a reptilian could serve, I'd have to be real close range considering the only weapons I have are fire based or melee, I could probably get him with the molotovs if I got lucky, then move in with knife or more fire but my odds of survival are probably either over or under 50%.

>>17112300
lol I fucked that pic up

>>17112138

I cannot really tell if Number 08 is supposed to be a manticore or a tarasque. May I get some insight, please?

>>17104085
Wish me luck!

>inb4 tiny bigfoot, archaeologists or urban reptilian

>>17112391
Lion body, wings and scorpion tail with stinger. It's a manticore.

>>17110583
>>17112267
Yeah man. Trips means you gotta fight the forces of hell. Just go full DOOM marine and use amphetamines and morphine as the berserk powerup.

>>17112838
Also rolling for something good.

Rollan

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>>17112882
I'll assume I'm being haunted/going to a haunted area and staying there to purge ghosts. I'll earn trust first, somehow
Warm clothes, because of the chill and it being winter
Cam set up to help track the ghosties
Gear, gasoline and lighter in case it goes tits up and I decide to burn the fucking place down. Figure I might get thrown or shit pelted at me so it's worth it. If it follows, whatever, I'll sigh and take the spirit with me to try again later
Consumables and guitar for the comfy, book on the supernatural to study while I wait.
Phone for the camera and research
Hygiene because who knows how long this is gonna take, might as well stay there and bond/deal with the haunting
Remote radio for contact, night vision for the obvious, and finally a shovel in case it takes an interesting turn requiring me to dig something/someone up, bury something, or even shadier

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>>17112840
Since I don't know dick about reptilians I used http://alien-ufo-research.com/reptilians/

e-z moding here btw
gonna be wearing heavy armor with an aluminum lined helmet and faceplate so the lizard's mind powers don't do shit. Blood bags are to be used as bait or if to replenish my own if shit happens. MG3 for the stupid high rate of fire in 7.62 real fuckin NATO, holo sit cause fuck using irons with a bulky faceplate on. Amphetamines to keep my mind sharp against telepathy. Other medical gear for obvious reasons. Could possibly use the morphine to make my mind utterly useless to the reptilian should I lose the fight. 1911 Gvt. with double stacked mags as a contingency weapon. M1014 loaded with 0000 magnum just for that last touch of overkill. Knife for knife things. Fire axe for axe things.

rollin again

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paramedic, based this on things i could readily grab out my apartment... am i fucked?

>>17113074
>also can you tell im canadian

Rolling for that sweet Satan fight.

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>>17113086
BTFO

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>>17113023
Gonna go on sabbatical inna Flatwoods. Camping, hunting, fishing. Maybe I'll see the monster maybe I won't. Probably won't though since I'm bringing a camera.

rawl

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I got ayy lmao. Went for the capture and study route. Got the 1911 and explosives in case it decides to get sassy with me. Hazmat suit in case diseases. Taser, smoke and flash bombs, zip ties, tape, rope, drugs all for capture. Gps and Geiger counter to track his ass down. Camera cuz pics or it didn't happen. The rest is pretty self explanatory. Although I forgot to tally my weight...

>>17105954
good shit bro

>>17107292
pure gold

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>>17106272
joke's on you. they're pic related :^)

>>17104085
Rollin'

>>17104085

roll

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All these faggots in this thread rolling and then not posting.

ROLLING

>>17114920
already did reptilians. rolling again. trips get.

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>>17114921
Goblins.
Gonna set up an ambush by laying claymores along their favored path leading out of their den. I'll be lain up somewhere overlooking the ambush site. Once their raiding group triggers the explosives I'll open up on them. Pistol is in case I gotta go inside their lair to finish the job.

not sure why the ghillie hood isn't showing up.

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>>17104085
going in hardmode

>>17114993
wait fuck, meant HELL ON EARTH MODE

>>17112826

That is the trouble. A manticore is supposed to have a human-head with a lion's body, but obviously the popular depiction has changed.

>>17104085
lolol

Can someone tell me what the monster is for #1? Thanks

>>17104085

Allright let's roll

>>17107292
I love you anon, crying from laughing.

so... we're rolling

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>>17115740
No matter what it is... it should be pretty much dead as soon as i spot it. I might have blown the hardmode-limit... allthough most of the items ive chosen have weights on them, im pretty darn sure that this exeeds the limit by a pretty big amount.

Sight, image need 150 pounds of mozza sticks

rol

Spligger

>>17104085
rawwwlll

Roll out

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Roll.

>>17104085

Rolling

>>17104085

I am rolling to see

>>17118038
Okay so I got a squatch.

Not gonna fuck with the innawoods template so I'll just state that I'm playing in hell on earth mode and describe my load out.

First of all, supplies
>bringing my 30lbs bug out. (Standard survival gear)
>crank powered headlamp
>several old tape recorders w/ loud distractions pre-recorded (press play and throw)
>gopro, cause we're gonna catch this bastard

Secondly, clothing/gear
>long camo cargo pants
>dark olive coat w/ dark t-shirt
>hiking boots
>kneepads/shoulderpads (couldn't hurt if I get thrown)
>Nam era U.S. military helmet (finally, a use for it)

Third, armaments
>Primary: Remington 870 12g w/ slugs
>Sidearm: Colt M1911A1 (no h8 pls)
>Secondary (attached to bug out bag): Type 84 SKS
>12 inch Buck knife (if it comes down to that)

Lastly, luxuries:
>Pack of smokes w/ flame free coil lighter
>picture of my son, in case I lose the drive to fight for my life
>Bottle of Oxycodone 80s to play through the pain
>Bottle of Lagavulin 16 year, as this could be my last drink

>>17104085
roll4lolz

>>17105744
Learn how thermal imaging works before shitposting please

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>>17118080

This is my "Hell on Earth" mode.

I only have the items pictures and my kit is around 100 pounds, tops.


My strategy to kill the manticore is thus.

>Cover my scent my any means possible
>Make blind out of scrub from the forest
>Quite a way ahead (Within sight but out of smelling distance) lay down some meat and mix it with pharmaceuticals
>Wait for the manticore to eat the bait
>If he eats the bait observe him and his reaction to the medication (Hopefully he dies from overdose)
>If he doesn't eat it, open fire from the blind
>Hope to god I can land enough shots to kill it before it is able to clear the brush enough to kill me
>If he makes it close enough to the brush, fire at gasoline canister and hope the fire scares him away or kills it

I think that the manticore is the easiest roll. It doesn't have the ability to make sound strategy so you can easily outsmart it.

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>>17118340

>hell on earth mode

>>17104085
Rollan.

>>17104085
roll

>>17104085
dude these roll parameters suck fucking cock.

>>17118384
Does that go for every thread or just this thread?

Like if I was going to shitpost on /soc/ would I have to learn about thermal imaging first? Should I check in with you first before I decide to shitpost to make sure that I have learned enough about thermal imaging? Do you think I should take a class or is maybe just reading mixed with a little hands on experience enough?

Thanks.

>>17104085
no really. why the fuck didn't you just go with single digit? you have so many invalid rolls that I'm prolly gonna get a flood warning.

>>17104085
rolling again.

>>17104085
roll of a post of roll

>>17104085
nigger

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>>17118613
AHHA! finally, a valid roll!

So, bigfoot...

Let's go for hell on earth mode.

Pretend the vodka is a quart of rubbing alcohol.

>>17104085
Fuck it, give me Hell MODE.

I have built up a goddamn arsenal like a motherfucker over the years, bring it monster bitches.

>>17118313
^^Got squatch also @ >>17118791
Also hell on earth. Compare? Criticism? Props?

>>17118867
>>17118313

My biggest question is basically...why the M1 Helmet?

In any case, your firearm is probably more sufficient than mine for a bigfoot-sized animal.

Was debating on bringing my bannerman nugget, but decided the refire of an SKS would do better just in case I need such a thing. I wouldn't trust a jammo-matic bolt gun to animal defense.

>>17118829
TFW am prepper, but stupid website won't let me DL image.

Too lazy to screencap and rehost, so fuck it.

>>17118902
M1 helmet simply because I don't have any other protective headgear (helmet was passed down from my granddad) I figure if it comes down to it, and I get thrown by a squatch, I'd rather have a helmet bounce off of the ground than my melon.
What attracted me to the type 84 SKS was that it is compatible with the AK-47 magazine, and of all my rifles, that is the one I could put out the most RPS with without a mag change or (God help me if it happened) an actual magazine reload.

I think when I was typing it out, my favorite idea for all of it was the idea of using tape recorders like distraction grenades. I have a box of old tape recorders in my closet, and if you recorded them with a few seconds of silence before the noise, you could chuck em a good ways away before they went off. When innawods at night, being able to appear like you're everywhere could prove pretty valuable.

I like the idea of having easily accessible rubbing alcohol in yours, because in my bug out bag, my first aid is accessible, but a little clunky in a combat situation, and if you happen to be without light, you're screwed.

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>>17104085
HELL ON EARTH MODE:
Anon vs No.7 (Giant Skeleton)

I'm kinda fucked aren't I?

>>17119134
>I like the idea of having easily accessible rubbing alcohol

Innawoods is incapable of accurately modeling my loadout. IRL, the alcohol is in my main pack and cannot be accessed without removing my bag.

I keep it mostly as a fire accelerant and dry-bathing aid. First aid is a secondary use in my mind.

>type 84 SKS was that it is compatible with the AK-47 magazine

You know how I know you're not actually playing hell on earth mode? [spoiler]Type 84 mags aren't stock AK mags; they're modified and fitted to the rifle. You either have an SKS-M or an SKS-D.[/spoiler].

In any case, in an innawoods scenario where I don't have a supply train, I prefer a fixed mag to ensure my rifle is still useful just in case I can't recover spent mags. Of course, I doubt bigfoot's laying down enough suppressing fire for that :^)

>I'd rather have a helmet bounce off of the ground than my melon.

true.

>I think when I was typing it out, my favorite idea for all of it was the idea of using tape recorders like distraction grenades.

That's pretty fucking genius, desu. Reminds me of those firecracker boards they used in vietnam to rile up VC bases.

rolling my own death

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>>17119256
>I doubt bigfoot's laying down enough suppressing fire for that :^)

I dunno brother, he could be packing some heat.

And I dunno where you're at but it's 10 till 3:00am where I live and my son still sleeps in my room so I can't get any pics of my stash as proof atm (all of my gear, firearms, ammunition, and dry/canned food stock is in my closet) but this is /x/ and threads usually survive forever here, so in the morning I'll timestamp my SKS for you, you could very well be correct and I could have named the wrong variant, but regardless I promise that I was trying to play hell on earth as best as I could.

>>17119256
Also I must say, your uses for rubbing alcohol are splendid.

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>>17104085

rawl

This shit is why I love /x/

Shine on you magnificent bastards.

>>17119745
aaand i got a vampire. not bad.

gonna make a roll.

welcome to die

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Bigfoot build

Meat and fish for bait, with an explosive buried beneath
Set up a snake camera, post up in a tree and wait

>>17115445
Someone just answer my question...

>>17120202
Looks like some sort of Orc or Ghoul.

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>>17120174
Zombies

Going for a bug out set up. Gonna try to get out of the city and set up a camp site that could easily be torn down and stowed quickly should the need arise. Went with an MP5SD and USP .45. Chose pistol caliber because it's lighter and should be fine for shambling corpses or the odd bandit. Couple fire starters, food, water, map, compass, tp, toothpaste and a smart phone with a solar charger to stave off boredom.

>>17120202
>>17120223
most people itt have been going with goblins, since the art is for the goblin page in the d&d monster manuel. but I guess any sort of small goblinoid / kobold type thing would work

>>17120223
Goblin dnd 3.5

rollan

>>17120472
so, how do I deal with a ghost innawoods?

whoops

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i wish they had some actual vampire hunting gear

im not planning on being out there too long

rull

rell

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>>17122338
>hell on earth mode
welp im dead

roll again

>>17104085
rollan

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>>17122578
Damn it Bobby!

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come at me faggots

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I call this one the "eric harris and dylan klebold special"

>>17104085
realistic kit

bring it on motherfucker

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>>17124022

>>17120479
shotgun loaded with rocksalt

gonna go ahead and roll one for Jesus.

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>la gigante

>>17124177
And jesus grants you dubs


>what an asshole.

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>>17124177
Seeing how the J man has my back I think I'll do just fine.

Rollin, let's see how fucked I am.

>>17120223
>>17120235
Cheers guys

>>17104085
what the hell, rollin

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here it is

time to roll

Rolliiiiiiiiing.

Roll2

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Can i kill the werewolf?

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>did you guys hear that?
>I'll grab the flashlight and check it out.

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Let's see what I'm up against
I'm ready for anyhing

>>17104085
rollan

rollin, scrollin

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>>17125998
>hell on earth
>aye lamo

I'm in trouble due to the weather (-20c)
No idea how well it would work though. I would get my family out of the city.

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>>17104085
ROCK AND ROLL, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

rawl

>>17104085
aight roll

>>17126822
a fucking dragon? ok give me a sec

>>17104085
Roll

>>17125734
if those are silver bullets I don't see why not. But why no extra mags? Even with those stripper clips reloading will take too long and put you in an awkward position that the werewolf will take advantage of. Swap the clips and box of pistol ammo with loaded magazines and you'll be golden.

swag

rollin
christmas trips get.

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>>17127939
so close. aw well.
Here's my ayy lmao build. Gotta git those damn greyskins to stop pesterin' muh cattle. Got my trusty double barrel and muh pa's pistol from his cop days. Tinfoil hat to stop mind control. Rum fer drinkin.

>>17127955
checked

>>17104085
roll

Plleas I want wana fight the magnifying glas

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>>17128186
im gonna fight stuff so much
so much

roll that beautiful bean footage

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>>17128278
manticore more like canticore

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>>17104085
roll

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`

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>>17129103
I got thunderbird but innawoods isnt working for me so I will just improvise

>>17129118
i cum to materbate

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ok I got it figured out.

were gonna find out who the real fucking thunderbird is.

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>>17107292
the pinnacle of human genious
I am in awe

>>17112951
>Ghost Waifu

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>>17104085
rolle

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Deviating a little from the rules for Christmas. Let's hunt the Krampus and his minions.

Just saw the movie recently so it's fresh in my mind.

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>>17129551
Aight, be it fiendish goblins or imps, even american midgets. I'll surely need heavy armor to reflect or minimize any damage from melee, blunt or throwing weapons. I'll mostly operate during the evenings and darker hours therefore of use will be an attachable flashlight and a nigh-visor which I'll use with a balaclava instead of a gas mask. As for the mask itself it might useful if to face inconventional weaponry in the form of poisonous gases, be it from their weapons or the xeno plant life, besides I intended on burning many things around with either the makeshift flamethrowers or by setting the local forest on fire just to get rid of the filth for food. The lighter will come in handy either to make campfire so I can brew some tea or boil the water and prepare the meals. Or for creating distractions in the form of forest bonfires. Besides in case the fluid runs out i'll have the flint and still for extreme measures just to susain myself. The weapon of my choice would be some kind of AK-SU like rifle intended mostly for use in close quarters, also so it's easier to aim around among the trees and bushes. I'd take a reliable bayonet either for more precise handy work or just for stabbing the creatures whether they get close, to finish them off or just for the sheer joy of CQC in a heavy armor suit. Besides a hatchet for bulkier targets, chopping the neccesary wood and other tasks. At last a tent equipped with a sleeping bag, the pot for tea and meals as well as a "saperka" shovel for dug in fortyfications or enhanced campfires. Oh, also vodka. Obviously as a stress relief, perhaps a makeshift molotov or to clean up any wounds. As of medicine beside basics and the multu-purpose percentages I'd take some painkillers.

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>>17129789
>for food
*for good

I don't think goblins and midgets taste good